Tell the story of Liu Ling in Liu Ling's Broken Drink!
He is only 1.40 meters high. He is not only short, but also extremely ugly. But his temperament is heroic, broad-minded and informal. I don't socialize with people at ordinary times, I'm taciturn, and I don't care about the world at all. He just had a good time with Ruan Ji and Ji Kang, and met them talking and laughing, so he joined the ranks of the Seven Sages.
In terms of official position, he joined the army as Jianwei. It is said that in the Taishi period, he first submitted a written opinion, advocating the theory of "inaction", but it was dismissed as useless. At that time, all his peers got high positions, and only he was removed from office. After becoming an official, Liu Ling drank heavily every day and finally died of alcoholism. On the contrary, in troubled times when literati are often killed, it is a great fortune to die.
He often rode a deer cart with a pot of wine in his hand, ordered his servant to run after the cart with a hoe, and said that if I was drunk, I would be buried on the spot. He is a heavy drinker, which shows that he is a degenerate.
Once, he got drunk and quarreled with the people in the town. The other party rolled up his sleeves angrily and prepared to punch him. Liu Ling said quietly, I have a body as thin as a chicken rib, and there is a place to put my brother's fist. Hearing this, the other party laughed and finally put down his fist.
On another occasion, he was so drunk that he asked his wife to take the wine. His wife cried and spilled the rest of the wine on the ground and broke the bottle. With tears in her eyes, she advised him: You have drunk too much, which is not the way to keep fit. Please be sure to quit! Liu Ling replied: Good! But I can't stop drinking myself. I must swear out before God. I will trouble you to prepare wine and meat for God. His wife believed it and obeyed his orders. So Liu Ling offered wine and meat on the altar, knelt down and wished to tell: Born Liu Ling, named after wine; One glass of wine, one welcome, five games. Be careful not to listen to women. Say that finish, holding wine and meat, drunk again.
Liu Ling stayed naked in the room, and the guests went into the room looking for him. If someone came to laugh at him, Liu Ling said: Heaven and earth are my house, and the interior is my underwear. Why did you get into my crotch? Du Kang became a drunken Liu Ling.
Liu Ling is one of the Seven Sages of Bamboo Forest. She is famous for her drinking. He found Dukang wine full of fragrance in Dukang Xianzhuang at the northern foot of Funiu Mountain. It was once used as royal wine for the imperial court to drink. If you don't have enough to eat, you will regret it all your life!
On this day, he went out of Luoyang and crossed Longmen, and asked Du Kangxian Village all the way. Walking into the street, I saw a restaurant with a pair of couplets posted at the door, which read: a tiger in the mountain was drunk; The dragon sleeps at the bottom of the sea and has two lights. He couldn't help being silly: what wine? What a big breath! You can tell it's Dukang wine house when you ask. Heart said: I want to learn how to drink! With this in mind, I have already walked in. I saw an old man waiting for a guest and asked his name. It's Du Kang. As soon as Du Kang saw Liu Ling come in, he got up with a big smile and asked, "Is the guest officer eating the bar?" "Eat wine, eat wine. How many good wines are there in your shop? " "Not much, one altar." "An altar? Is an altar enough to eat? " "An altar of wine is for many people to drink. How much can you drink? " "How much can you drink? It' s not enough to pour the altar! " "Oh my God! A drink? I dare not give you three cups. If you overeat, I can't afford it! " "Ha ha ha! Three cups? Are you afraid I can't afford to buy wine? There's a lot of money, even bring me the altar! " Hearing this, Du Kang added, "My guest, everything I drink is a cup. No matter how much I drink, I don't drink more than two cups. If you insist on drinking more, please write me a written statement. I am not responsible for anything. " Liu Ling said, "Well, get a pen!" The children in the shop quickly took out pens, ink and paper and arranged them. Only Liu Ling wrote: "Liu Ling drinks like a dog, and only drinks when he pours the altar. It doesn't matter if she is really drunk! " The next paragraph is signed by Liu Ling. Write it and give it to Du Kang. Du Kang asked the children in the shop to move out of the jar of wine and put it in front of Liu Ling for him to drink.
It can be seen that Liu Ling was a heavy drinker and was one of the "Seven Sages of Bamboo Forest" in Jin Dynasty. She travels all the year round, has no address, drinks a lot of good wine and has never been drunk. I saw him pick up a glass of wine, thump thump, and a glass of wine fell to the bottom. At this time, I was shocked: the strength of wine is really extraordinary! Thinking about it, I picked up the second cup. After drinking two glasses of wine, I was dizzy and top-heavy, and I didn't have the courage to drink any more. But on second thought, I have boasted a lot, including drinking an altar, and now I can't even drink three glasses of wine. I am a bear. Doesn't it make people laugh? Thinking of this, I tried my best to hold the cup in my hand and barely drank the third cup. I just feel dizzy, my eyes are black and my knowledge is not good. I stood up, ran out of the store and hurried home.
Liu Ling stumbled home and fell on the bed, unconscious. For three days in a row, I shook my head and shouted that I shouldn't, but I was already dead. I had to prepare a coffin, and the whole family howled and sent it out for burial.
So someone asked: Liu was born in the Yellow Emperor of Du Kang. The time difference is thousands of years. At this time, why did Du Kang get Liu Ling drunk and die? There is still a "bend" that needs to be explained clearly.
Peter said that Du Kang was famous for making wine. After the Yellow Emperor enabled him to kill people, the news spread to the Heavenly Palace and he was appointed as Brewmaster by the Jade Emperor. Liu Ling turned out to be a bookworm of the Queen Mother and became addicted to drinking in the Heavenly Palace. Once, because he stole the "royal wine" from the "flat peach banquet" of the Queen Mother, he tripped over the jade cup of the Queen Mother. The Queen Mother was furious and demoted him to be reincarnated to punish this. At this time, it was the Western Jin Dynasty, and a very talented person was reincarnated in Liumen, and was named Ling, the word Bolun. Although he was smart and studious since childhood, he later became one of the "Seven Sages of Bamboo Forest", but the quality of his wine did not change and he enjoyed himself all day.
Suddenly, one day, the Queen Mother pinched her fingers and counted. The lower bound of extremely young people has reached the date of return, but how can they return without crossing? So he came up with an idea: he was demoted for drinking and should order wine, which reminded him of Brewmaster and Du Kang. She called Du Kang, and so on, and Du Kang went to the lower bound according to the decree.
On this day, Du Kang calculated that Liu Ling had been drunk for three years and it was time to wake up. He still dressed as an alcoholic and walked to Liu Ling's home with a wallet on his shoulder. When we arrived at the gate, there happened to be a family member guarding the door. I saw that it was a studious and enterprising person, and I hurried in to answer, just as Liu's wife came out to meet him. Seeing a man standing outside the door, although his white hair is like silver, he is full of energy and looks good. He asked, "Where are the guests from?" what do you think? Hearing this, Du Kang asked, "Is this Liu Ling's mansion?" ""is a cold home. What does the guest want him to do? " "You are-""I am his inner room. Get to the point. " "In that case, why not introduce Liu Xiandi? "Hearing this, Mrs. Liu's tears suddenly rolled down:" My husband came back from outside three years ago, bedridden, suddenly died, and buried for a long time! " Du Kang pretended to be surprised: "Oh, I'm sorry! He had a drink in my shop and left drunk without paying. For three years this year, I came to beg for drinks and didn't want him to die. This is this is-"Liu Ling's wife didn't listen, but when she heard this, she suddenly got angry and pointed to Du Kang:" I don't know where my husband died, but I drank your wine. What wine did you poison him with? Go to see the official! " Words still unfinished, early grabbed Du Kang skirt hard pull not to lose, crying. Du Kang said unhurriedly at this moment, "Your husband is not dead. He is too drunk to wake up. Liu's wife didn't believe it, but still insisted, "You were afraid to meet the official, so you lied that he was not dead." Even if you are not dead, you have been buried for three years, how can you survive! "Du Kang said seriously," he's really not dead. If you don't believe it, you can dig a grave and open a coffin for inspection. " At this time, everyone gathered to watch. On the one hand, everyone was curious. On the other hand, when they saw the old man's serious words, they chimed in and said, Let him open a museum. It would be better if he really didn't die. If you die, it's not too late to see an officer. As soon as Mrs Liu stopped crying, she called some strong young people to Liu Ling's grave with their things.
Digging up the dirt and lifting the lid of the coffin, everyone scrambled to see it, but Liu Ling looked rosy and seemed to be asleep. Just when everyone was surprised, I saw Du Kang crowding in front of me, reaching out and patting Liu Ling on the forehead: "Get up, dear brother, the queen mother has an imperial edict and come back to heaven with me." Everyone was at a loss, but Liu Ling yawned and opened his eyes, still admiring: "Good wine, good wine!" I sat up at once. At this time, Mrs. Liu smiled through tears and quickly helped her to turn around and go home. Suddenly, she saw a mass of white smoke rising from the grave and spinning round and round, rotating Liu Ling in it. Speaking of which, Du Kang also gently jumped into the smoke, sitting opposite Liu Ling, slowly rising, rising higher and higher. I'm worried about Mrs Liu. Seeing her husband rising with the air, she was at a loss and cried to death, but it didn't help. At this time, I saw Du Kang took the wallet and threw it away. I practiced for nothing when I landed. There are four seven-character poems on it. Everyone looked around and saw that it read:
Liu Ling is an extraordinary master. He was originally the Queen Mother and an extremely bookish person.
I have returned to the Heavenly Palace because wine has been relegated to the lower bound.