Humorous reply to WeChat chat with high emotional intelligence (40 sentences)
2. Time is the medium and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.
It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me.
4. "Do I look like someone with asthma to you?" Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster every time I see you?"
5. "Help me see what happened to my eyes?" "I didn't see anything." "No? Take a closer look. " "Really not" "Yes, I have eyes for you."
6.do you know what you look like now? "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me."
7. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.
I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now I only have two TV sets left.
9. Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add this sugar to you.
10. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.
1 1. I drink diet drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you? ""micro sugar? " "No, it's my breasts."
12. "It's very troublesome to like you." "But I just like to make trouble."
13. Thank you for your time, impartiality, and avoiding the distractions, so that I happened to meet you.
14. I'm nine, you're three, and I'm still you except you.
15. I just like you, and I mean no harm.
16. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...
17.“n 55lw！ n paau！” "What do you mean?" "You turn the phone upside down."
18. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.
19. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.
20. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.
Humor reply to WeChat to talk about the love story of Gao EQ and Tu (part two) 2 1. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.
22. Do you like drinking water? Yes, so you already like my 70%.
23. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."
24. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"
25. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.
26. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "Because every time I see something good, I want to give it to you ~"
27. I still believe that stars can talk, stones will bloom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.
28. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.
29. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?
30. "Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution. "
3 1. I'm nine, you're three, and besides you, you're still.
32. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.
Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.
34. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.
There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.
36. "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"
37. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.
Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.
39. Go to sleep with your dreams and wake up with the desire to see you.
40. Are you tired? "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."
Female students respond to tacky love stories with high emotional intelligence humor
Girls' high emotional intelligence humor replies to the love story of Tu-1. Guess which side of my heart is on the left, wrong, on your side.
I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more?
3. Take you to indulge in all corners of the country, eat all over the streets and play all over Qian Shan, and then come home with me.
4. "I can't wait" and "What can I wait for?" "I hate you, not you."
I will accompany you through many long streets and lanes, and I will accompany you through many spring, summer, autumn and winter. I will keep you still, and I will give you warmth and stability.
6. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."
7. How much does I really like you? "Even if the whole World Cup is surrounded by hell, I will be your paradise."
8. I have super powers and I like you very much. (to tease my boyfriend)
9. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.
10. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.
1 1. There is a sweet way to eat sugar and cake and miss you every day.
12. You don't have to change yourself deliberately, I just adapt to you.
13. Touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?
14. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.
15. It's a little hard to say and a little melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.
16. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."
17. What happened to "I feel so stuffy in my chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."
18. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."
19. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
20. Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.
Girls' high emotional intelligence humor replies to the love story of the earth 2 2 1 I want to beat you up and hug you. I want to ask you why you haven't come to me yet. I am so sad that I am about to sprout.
I want to borrow a future from you and repay it with all my warmth and love.
I like the sun, moon, stars, the sea and you.
24. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.
25. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"
I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.
27. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't resist being like you.
The spring breeze is ten miles away, so you'd better stay with us.
29. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."
30. If you don't come, it will snow.
3 1. "It's annoying that it didn't thunder." What's so annoying about this? "There is no reason to drill into your arms."
32. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."
33. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."
34. Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~
35. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."
36. I have super powers and like you very much.
37. I wake up thinking of you every morning.
38. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?
39. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.
40. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.
Friends' high EQ chatting skills.
High EQ Skills in Chatting with Friends (I) 1. "Do you know what the imperial edict is?" What is this? "Everything you said to me."
2. "Did I tell you that you look like one of my relatives"? My mother's daughter-in-law.
Life is so long, I need someone to accompany me, tell lies, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.
4. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten."
5. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."
6. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.
7. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, just because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.
8. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"
9. What do you want, sir? I want to open your heart.
10. I hope I can grow old with you accidentally, even if there are many twists and turns along the way, I just want you to be the ending.
1 1. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world.
12. "What are you?" "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"
13. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.
14. Your short hair is beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.
15. after meeting you, I became so old-fashioned I wanted to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and go out for a ride with you. But I wasn't like this before. At that time, I always thought I was a runaway wild horse.
16. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."
17. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."
18. It is sweet near Zhu Zhechi. -The picture shows Liao Boyfriend, a complete love story.
19. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...
20. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"
Chatting with friends with high EQ skills (Chapter 2) 2 1. Why did you hurt me? What happened? ""I like you so much. "
22. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill.
23. "In the face of you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."
24. I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will follow you, accompany you to enjoy the long river sunset, accompany you to stroll through the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you around the world.
25. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."
26. I hope that our chat records will become warm breaths in our ears, and good night on the phone will become a kiss on the cheek. I hope everything we hope will come as soon as possible.
27. Do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.
28. "I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank. " "But I just can't help thinking about you."
29. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.
30. "Seeing you recently makes me dizzy." "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy."
3 1. Even if life is not so easy, I still want to put you in the future, be happy all my life and stay away from the secular world.
32. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.
I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.
34. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?
35. I am stubborn by nature, with clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on impulse, nor because I have different views.
36. I like wandering very much, but I just want to settle on you.
37. I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date.
38. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.
39. I have two loveliness. One is that I love you, the other is that I love you.
I miss you very much now.
Humorous chatting and simple love words show high emotional intelligence.
I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.
Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.
The little girl is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.
4. "I like a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"
When you came to see me, I felt that I hadn't seen you for a day, just like Sanqiu. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen you all day in Sanqiu.
6. This long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory can shine under the dust of the old days.
7. This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.
Of all the floating things, I like you best.
9. "I think I have no future." Why do you say that? "Because I just want greasy money, sleep in your bed and be your wife."
10. People who really like you will not be hard to please. They won't even be angry with you for long.
1 1. If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.
12. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?
13. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I am bubbling at the sight of you in my life.
14. "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."
15. "I want to buy a piece of land from you", "What land" and "You are dead set"
16. The vegetation has sunshine and water, and the kite has breeze and rope. I will spend the rest of my life with you.
17. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.
18. "What kind are you, little German shepherd, little suckling dog, old dog?" "I like people like you."
19. Speaking of it, my mate selection criteria is one word, you.
20. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.
Humorous chat shows high emotional intelligence with earthy love words. Part II: 2 1. "I am so fat, why do you still like me so much?" "You entered my heart when you were thin, but you got stuck in it when you were fat."
22. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?
23. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"
24. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."
25. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."
26. I hope I can grow old with you if I am not careful. Even if there are more twists and turns along the way, I just want you to be the ending.
27. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?
28. I like Illicio Lez so much just because I like you, which doesn't make any sense.
29. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you be lost by me"
30. Why is "You are Mi Hua"? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."
3 1. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.
32. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cakes, and thinking of you 98 times a day.
Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.
Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.
35. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost. Why? Because my heart is beating.
36. Why do you have to come when I get married? Because it would be awkward without a bride.
37. "Look into my eyes, there is something in it", "No" and "Nonsense, there is obviously someone I like in it"
Your father must be a thief, stealing stars from the sky and putting them in your eyes.
39. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."
40. I will accompany you through many long streets and lanes, and I will accompany you through many spring, summer, autumn and winter. I will keep you still, and I will give you warmth and stability.