Short Story | Houyi Shooting at the Moon

Chang 'e swallowed the elixir before the robbers fought, and flew into the sky with moonlight. Dead of night, dead branches in west Western jackdaw, Chang 'e at nine o'clock felt panic. She never wanted to be a fairy. She just wants to be a hunter's wife quietly and live on the mountain beside the sun.

Looking at the lights below, one of them is her home. She thought of Hou Yi, the archer with a bow and strong muscles like a mountain peak. At the moment, he is hunting outside, but he never thought that his wife would fall from the sky.

Before sunset in the evening, she just dried the bacon cut yesterday and was busy all day. In the evening, she had no time to take care of the beautiful moonlight outside the window, so she was ready to sew pants for Hou Yi after dinner.

The closer you are to the moon, the colder it is. Chang 'e is dressed very thinly. She was glad that she took the Jade Rabbit before she left. She looked at the Jade Rabbit and found that it was sleeping soundly. Jade rabbit is a kind of bright rabbit, exquisite, flexible and soft as water. It is a birthday gift given to Chang 'e by Hou Yi. Once, when Hou Yi went out hunting, he saw it lying injured in the grass, and the red in his eyes was losing. Hou Yi preserved it, thinking that he often hunted and was not at home, so he could accompany Chang 'e to amuse himself.

I don't know where she will float. She didn't expect it to be so high. On weekdays, when she looks up at the sky, she feels like a blue candy paper stuck on it, only to find that this candy paper seems impenetrable and breathless. This is a romantic idea, which shows that even as the wife of a magnificent hunter, even if she eats the most supplementary food and does the most strenuous exercise every day, she still has poetry in her heart.

Slowly, she saw a sea, and many islands floated like leaves. One of the largest islands has a palace.

But the weather became colder and colder, and Chang 'e came to the moon.

Since ancient times, the moon has been a place from cloudy to cold, and it is inaccessible. According to legend, a lonely old fairy came here to practice. There are only two kinds of plants on this satellite, namely "cold grass" and "laurel tree", which are chaotic and infested with animals. The old fairy chose the largest island and built a "Guanghan Palace" on it.

Since the death of old age, the palaces here have also been abandoned. For many years, the moon has been deserted. Even if someone is promoted to the immortal class, they will not choose Guanghan Palace as their residence.

It's far away and the snow is far away. Nowadays, the moon has become a bitter and cold place to imprison evil beasts and exile criminals. This leisurely moon, outsiders only know that it is bright and white, quaint and quintessential, but it is difficult to think about its bitterness.

As soon as I landed, my toes got cold, and the Jade Rabbit threw herself into her arms. The long divine power sent Chang 'e to the front of the palace, a long jade stone step. At night, the sea is bright, and I can't tell where the light comes from. It was very cold on the island, and Chang 'e looked back at the dark monster eyes on the island in all directions. It took a few steps to look into the sea and saw many mountains hidden under the sea. There are lights on the mountain. She was looking intently, only to find that they were all eyes.

Most of the furnishings in the palace are intact and there is no dust. Continue the front curtain layer after layer, wrapped like a pupa. Lengyu's bed, white and a little hairy, is unforgettable to lie on.

The room is cold, so there is no need to arrange anything. Just after cutting the candles, the waves outside the window are reflected in the hall, like sleeping in the light of wine. I couldn't sleep until late at night, and the sound of the tide rang out in my ear. Chang 'e stared at the wall, but she was blinded. She thought she was sleeping in her farmhouse on the earth, so she turned to touch Hou Yi's face. At first glance, a large area on the left is empty and desolate.

Chang 'e felt a ripple in her heart, and she was a little confused. This confusion comes from her daily life. She is used to being a hunter's wife, boiling water and cooking, just as she pushes open the door of Guanghan Palace now, thinking about the evening, habitually looking for a bed to sleep, and always feels that she has something to do the next day.

She calmed down and thought, life has changed. It seems that she is no longer the hunter's wife. She took the elixir of life. Unlike normal people, she won't even die, bleed, sew pants or water the vegetable garden. She looked up and saw the depth of the river, the sea and the lake. He was confused about the future.

It's too big here. She is like a lark falling into a huge glacier. Here, she is not the wife of Orion, but the most primitive woman. Beauty is more emotional, especially when she touches the living beauty. Her heart was pounding. Although she sleeps in the palace, she feels that the world around her has nothing to do with her. She wanted to wait for a sound to comfort herself.

Chang 'e turned over, holding the jade rabbit, and wanted to sleep. At this time, there was a strange sound outside, which sounded like chopping trees and firewood, accompanied by frequent growls. Totally weird. Chang 'e thought it was a monster, so she left it alone, but her voice kept ringing and she waved the door shut.

The door is closed, so the light can't get in, but the sound is small, but you can still hear it. The whole room was dark and depressing. Listening to this unknown roar, Chang 'e actually fell down to earth and went to sleep slowly.

The morning light filled the temple, Chang 'e opened her eyes, her hands and feet were moving with fever, and her clothes were carved like jasper. Get up early and slice Emei. A big bronze mirror appears on the dresser. Wave the door and let the light in. I saw myself in the mirror, like a little girl, wearing a Roland dress, with a straight figure and small hands and feet. Chang 'e stood up and watched herself turn around, fascinated.

It's really good. This kind of skin, pink, has no backbone, and the softened bones won't hurt anyone. Anyone should like it. I've taken it down and hidden it before, and I've never looked at it carefully. I went to Qiu Lai in spring. I brought it out in a hurry today, as if I just found myself a beautiful woman.

A touch of red in the corners of the mouth is even more touching, like the red moon at night, strong and biting. Eyebrows are also painted, like the waning moon, with a big hook at the end of the eyebrows. No matter how hard you bend, you can't hook your sweetheart. Who can I show this heavy makeup to?

Chang 'e lost her mind in an instant, unloaded her strength and turned to drive away.

There is snow on the moon during the day, and the sea and sky in Wan Li are like silver mirrors. Chang 'e looked at another island not far away, where there was a big osmanthus tree that seemed to last for nine days. The sea in all directions is calm, there is no longer the scream of monsters, but the islands in all directions are like colorless eyes. It was quiet around, as if there was only one person left, smelling of "an old man fishing in the cold Jiang Xue".

Chang 'e was thinking, when there were bursts of bells on the horizon, and then the clouds cleared away, revealing a huge roll of jade. Lang Lang said:

"Chang 'e lives in Xianban, in Guanghan Palace, and is in charge of the bright moon. The sea was set up in all directions, and WU GANG, the thief, cut down Guangxi and exiled tens of thousands of monsters. From now on, go to the relevant departments to get two passes and register the fairy card. "

After the announcement, the lingering sound, clouds and smoke resumed. A silk fell from the floor into Chang 'e's hand. Chang 'e read the notice again and wondered who WU GANG was, was he the one who made a hullabaloo about last night? I couldn't think of it, so I followed the map above and went to heaven.

2.

On the earth, when Hou Yi went home, his neighbors didn't mention it to him, for fear that he would lose his mind. If his wife runs away, everyone will be angry, not to mention Hou Yi's natural divine power and hot temper. Although it's not really running, it's more postmodern, just like if a person's wife dies suddenly, it will be uncomfortable for a while at most, but if someone else kills her, it's completely different.

Aunt Zhang told Hou Yi about it. Why did Aunt Zhang tell him? Because after the festival, Yi will send her a few Jin of wild pork. Besides, that boy is also guilty of Aunt Zhang. On one occasion, Aunt Zhang asked Meng Peng to help him pick a cart of pig manure to water the vegetable fields, but Meng Peng turned her eyes and ignored her. After this incident, Aunt Zhang felt that if she wanted to eat Houyi's wild boar in the future, she still had to please Houyi.

Aunt Zhang embellished it and even created a new dish herself. She told Hou Yi that Meng Peng came to Chang 'e's house and chatted with Chang 'e until late at night. Chang 'e urged her to close the door, and Meng Peng said she would sleep here tonight! Chang 'e didn't listen and called him a rogue. Meng Peng called a hooligan a hooligan and said that he still touched his hand. As for where he touched it, Aunt Zhang said that she didn't see it and wanted to touch his chest, because from the rogue's point of view, attacking his chest is the fastest way to rob him.

Aunt Zhang described the scene with her hands and feet. Hou Yi was so angry that he urged her to stop inking and go on. Aunt Zhang said that Chang 'e panicked at this time. When she saw a box on the table next to the table, it looked hard, so she picked it up for self-defense. When Meng Peng saw that it was Hou Yi's elixir box, she was ready to accept it. Chang 'e ate in a panic and flew away.

Aunt Zhang spat, and Hou Yi knocked her open and ran to Meng Peng's house. He ran so fast that the ground shook, scaring the dogs and chickens of his neighbors half to death along the way, including Aunt Zhang's. When Hou Yi arrived, Meng Peng's family had gone to the empty house.

Back home, Hou Yi looked at the home where something was knocked over, and more and more imagined it as the scene of the accident in after making love. There are dishes on the table and a spoonful of rice in the bowl, which is not full yet. I want to leave. Hou Yi just sat, took out the wine and poured it down his throat. Just now, I lost my mind in a rage, flew into a rage and killed someone. Now I have a glass of turbid wine to calm down. It is a good thing to think that people are immortal after all, and there is still the possibility of meeting each other.

Hou Yi convinced himself that he was drunk and got up in bed.

I fell asleep and drooled everywhere. Men often have this bad habit after drinking, either leaking from below or from above. Of course, it depends largely on whether there are women around. If there are women, men will have no time to leak the water above, because only leaking the water below will be half dead. Now that Chang 'e is gone, Hou Yi can only be transferred from below to above.

When I woke up, it was already night and the sun was setting on the horizon. Houyi found a big tree to pee, and suddenly he found a head under the tree, facing the head of Houyi's lower body, with his eyes facing. Hou Yi was so scared that he couldn't wait to be soft-hearted. He was about to hit him, but the man said not to hit him. I am an old man in this land.

This land is really small and exquisite. It can be said that the ratio of lower body to upper body is too short. There are wrinkles on my face, and there are some leaves and dirt. If we meet on the mountain, Hou Yi will be shot to death as a monster.

What are you doing here? Hou Yi asked.

"I am an old man in this land, not here. Where is it? " The old people in this country were speechless by a word.

The old people in this country travel around the world. He is a pervert and good at peeping. Perhaps because of his innate physical and professional advantages, he always travels from one place to another, which makes voyeurism very convenient. I heard that Hou Yi's wife Chang 'e is very beautiful. Not far from Wan Li, it spans several provinces, just to catch a glimpse of Chang 'e.

The old man smiled and motioned for Hou Yi to continue urinating. Hou Yi rolled his eyes and said, How can you urinate? Everyone was scared out. Hou Yi sat down by the tree. He was dizzy and urinated. Now that he is sitting suddenly, it is inevitable that he will have palpitations. I'm afraid he won't get it.

"Your wife ran away."

"Who did you hear that?"

"I am the land, as long as I look under your wife's skirt."

"Why is it under the skirt?"

"I located it accurately, just under your wife's skirt, so that I could see it clearly."

"Then what do you see?"

"Red."

"What red?"

"Chang 'e dancing pale red. "

Leaning against the tree, his eyes glazed over. At this moment, Hou Yi is no longer a mighty hero in people's hearts. Without any attack from wild animals, he has been decadent, which is more serious than Hou Yi shooting more arrows and spitting more water below.

3.

In the sky, Miss Chang went through the formalities in the relevant departments in the sky and got the pass. The relevant person in charge told her that this pass can only be used once a day and can stay for up to three hours at a time. The front foot went out of the worse gate, and the token flew to the world before it was warm. The token opened a light door and crossed the barrier in the sky. Chang 'e can fly in the direction of Houyi.

At first, Chang 'e and Hou Yi met each other frequently, like falling flowers into the mud. Every time I go, I will bring a big bag of cakes from the sky to Hou Yi. After a big meal, Hou Yi went hunting as usual, leaving Chang 'e alone to do housework, either feeding pigs or watering vegetables. Hou Yi often ran home all over the mountain, holding a bow and arrow. When he came back for dinner, he dragged Chang 'e onto the bed, wiped his mouth and turned to sleep. There's nothing to say.

Every time Chang 'e comes to earth, she can stay for three hours, but she is still too busy. When Hou Yi is well, she also works and sleeps together. Every time before she left, she told Chang 'e sadly that she would come down early tomorrow and marinate the hunted bear meat.

This sentence hit Chang 'e's heart like a bolt from the blue, and completely turned into a flower on cow dung. Even if the flowers are enchanting, they are rooted in cow dung and stink. Under the clever flower bed are layers of wrinkled dung skin.

When Chang 'e returned to heaven, she was always exhausted, and her back ached. She fell asleep before she could remove her makeup. Her heart ached at the smell of rouge on her face. Every morning, Chang 'e's happy makeup is for Hou Yi, but Hou Yi has never really seen it, looking for a big momma who can have sex at home.

One night, Chang 'e couldn't sleep, sitting in front of the palace by the sea, wearing a green robe. There is no point in living forever. She still can't live the life she wants. Life is like a fierce horse. It is not so easy for a woman like me to get on it. Sadness came from her heart. She saw colorful lanterns floating on the sea, and there stood elves, as white as milk.

Elves hold hip flask, as if it weighs a thousand pounds. Fill up the wine and bring it up. Eee, let Chang 'e drink it. Chang 'e raised her glass and looked up. The man named WU GANG on the island is smiling at him. The genie flapped its wings and flew, and put a flower with two flowers in Chang 'e's hair. Chang 'e is like a flower bed in spring. Then the elves cheered and applauded.

From then on, every night, the man would ask the genie to send wine and flowers to Chang 'e, and the lanterns were connected together like a bridge.

The flowers are delicious and the wine is beautiful. Chang 'e has never smelled such fragrant flowers and drunk such a long wine. Sometimes I can't sleep, holding my legs and looking at the island where the man is. Chang 'e seems to be admiring paintings, and only men will appreciate beautiful women's paintings because of their yearning. Chang 'e touched her hair all day, lard and pig manure, and her hair was as dry as hemp rope.

When the man saw her sitting there, the moonlight was bright and shining, but he felt beautiful. Tired of cutting, he stopped to have a rest and took out a harmonica to play. Chang 'e stood up and looked, her eyes facing each other. A beautiful fish jumped out of the water, and Chang 'e called its name, which sounded like a silver bell and was absorbed by the sea.

As the days passed, the flowers in Chang 'e's heart ripened and the blood bled, all of which were true temperament. Finally, Chang 'e couldn't help it. She flew from Guanghan Palace to the island of WU GANG. Flying on the sea level in mid-air, a big wave suddenly rose on the sea surface, and a huge wolf-shaped monster jumped out of the water, piercing Chang 'e's heart like a fast silver gun. Chang 'e's face turned pale and her blood quickly faded. Then a big axe flew in and cut it on the wolf monster's forehead. WU GANG appeared on the Wolf monster, and the Wolf monster was thrown into the sea. That WU GANG is suspended on the sea level, imposing.

Chang 'e was about to talk to him when lightning struck WU GANG one after another, and his skin exploded with silver-gray stone chips. WU GANG was blown back to the island, and he cut down trees again, and the more fierce he cut down, the blood was all over his hands, and he was still cutting hard. Later, the thunder and lightning faded, and WU GANG was like a tiger beaten by a gang.

Chang 'e hugged him and leaned against the laurel tree. The light of the laurel tree lit up their faces, looking like a loving couple who were extremely poor and banned by God in the opera. At this time, sadness came from the bottom of the sea from time to time. Chang 'e tried to take him to Guanghan Palace, but his body seemed to belong to laurel. If he crosses the line, it will lead to rolling thunder.

Chang 'e is very sad. She thinks they are very similar. Two lonely people met on this bleak moon and reported to the group for warmth. She stood beside WU GANG and pulled out a flute, which sounded like her heart. Her heart is a wandering flower, with no place to live and no one to love.

WU GANG woke up, listened to the flute and shed tears. He thought about his father and his situation. At this moment, two fragile souls are like two crescent moons, hugging each other tightly and desperately trying to form a circle.

"My name is WU GANG."

"I know."

"How do you know?"

"This is my moon."

"What do you think of the moon?"

"Lonely, cold and beautiful. Broken-hearted poor people should come here. "

"You are as beautiful as the moon."

She conjured a dress and danced. That is a silk dress. Last time I went to heaven to watch a literary evening, this is the dress that Baihua Fairy wore. Unfortunately, the dress she is wearing at the moment is fake. Dressed in plain white with a jade ring on it, Yuhuan collided and jingled while jumping. In the moonlight, Chang 'e, with her hair like a snake and delicate melody, became a real fairy on this unique island. WU GANG also plays the piano for her.

In the later days, Chang 'e put on makeup at night and got together with WU GANG. She occasionally goes to the earth for ten days and a half during the day, and then she doesn't go at all. Every night, Chang 'e painted the deepest eyebrows, painted the brightest lip red, wore gauze barefoot, WU GANG cut down trees there, and Chang 'e played drums and danced here. WU GANG cut down the tree after work, two people embrace together, the skin is stuck, the smell of men and women mercilessly bite each other. In the reflection of the lake, they are two sexy snakes.

Chang 'e's fingertips plunged into WU GANG's flesh, and WU GANG's face was buried in Chang 'e's arms. Two murders, desperate to devour each other tightly, completely became their own flesh and blood, even holding the moonlight on their chests. So day and night, in front of the Guanghan Palace, there were bottles and cans, flowers and plants, and bones.

4.

On earth, Chang 'e hasn't come for a long time. Hou Yi woke up in the morning and missed Chang 'e, thinking that he was a little hungry. Made a fire to prepare for cooking, took out a big centipede and cooked a bowl of thick soup. Hou Yi is a professional hunter, and sometimes he may stay in the mountains for more than half a month on a trip. This kind of suffering makes Hou Yi have great physiological needs, which are manifested in appetite and sexual desire respectively. The so-called eating is also the basic pursuit of human beings, especially after drilling in the wild Woods for so long, these two desires will be extremely developed.

This formed the habit of Houyi eating centipedes. Centipede's legs are full of meat, and cold nature can suppress evil fire in the body.

The soup in the pot overflowed and attracted Lao Lu. Stick your head out of the ground like a weather-beaten rotten stake. The old man's head first emerged from the ground, followed by his short lower body, completely drilling out of the ground like a loach.

Hou Yi and Lao Tu are drinking soup with big bowls in their arms. They are opposite but similar people. They all yearn for women, but they yearn for women for different reasons. One is because they are too strong, and they choose yin to supplement yang. The other one is too weak and full of eyes.

"Why haven't you seen your wife recently?"

"I don't know, I haven't been here for many days."

"Don't you worry? Be careful that your wife is with other men. "

"Why? Do immortals also have sex? "

"Nonsense, who did you sleep with every day a while ago?"

Houyi's bowl covered his face, like a woman hiding her face in a mirror. He gulped a mouthful of soup and asked the old man of the land, "Do you know how mortals became immortals?" The old man thought for a moment and said that ordinary people have neither karma nor infinite merits, so it is naturally difficult to become immortals. But Houyi is different. He is an archer. He can take part in the new concept archery competition organized by the Queen Mother of the West. If he wins the championship, he can be elected to heaven.

When Hou Yi heard these words, he was too excited to know what to do. If he is more excited, the boiling centipede soup in his hand will spill on him.

On the day of the new concept archery competition, experts gathered together, whether people, monsters or shemale, holding all kinds of bows, waiting for the competition to start. The requirement of the competition is to stand at the foot of Mount Everest and hit a white pearl at the summit. It is extremely difficult to shoot from the bottom of the peak to the summit, and it is even more difficult to shoot a pearl as white as the surrounding snow.

The game was tense and bloody. Some people stare too long and too hard, and their eyeballs explode directly. Others have their fingers cut off by bowstring. Because there are too many people participating in the competition, eyeballs explode one after another and fingers fall off one after another. The whole scene is like someone letting off blood-red fireworks.

As expected, Hou Yi won the championship. The Jade Emperor was very happy when he learned of this incident, and named Hou Yi as "General of Fierce Shooting". A burst of applause broke out in front of Ling Xiao's temple. Hou Yi thought it was always strange to be named "General Slayer" by a man.

I went back to the village to drink at night, and many relatives and friends came. The party broke up and the air was filled with smoke. Aunt Zhang also took a lot of pork elbows. The moonlight was like snow in front of the window. Hou Yi was holding the quilt and mumbling the name of Chang 'e. He was about to fall asleep when he saw a rabbit standing in front of the door, all white.

Yutu told Hou Yi about Chang 'e's betrayal, in order to repay Hou Yi for saving his life. Jade Rabbit used magic to reproduce the scene of Chang 'e and WU GANG's passionate love, and her voice tinkled. Hearing these words, Hou Yi began to be in a daze. Later, he stared at the moon so hard that he buried his head in the bed and cried. That night, Yutu slept with him.

Woke up the next day, Hou Yi was thinking about how to get revenge.

A month later, ten suns suddenly appeared in the sky, hanging not far from each other. People can't tell which is the original grandson, but they all feel the same way. Compared with the mortal world, the sky is hotter, and all the suns are hanging in the sky, which is close to heaven.

The Jade Emperor jumped into Tianhe to take a bath in shorts, only to find that the water in Tianhe was boiling hot, and some Tianma who had not had time to run died in Tianhe. The Jade Emperor held an emergency meeting and hundreds of officials offered suggestions. Everyone unanimously decided to solve the sun in a man's way, that is, to film it.

Speaking of shooting, who are we looking for to finish this task? Venus Taibai replied, that must be the best shooter. Ministers and officials looked at each other and said in unison, "Shoot General Hou Yi."

The Jade Emperor asked people to find cold and black iron from the South Pole, and made ten arrows in the Dan furnace of Taishang Laojun. Why ten? In fact, the Jade Emperor miscalculated. When he saw ten suns hanging in the sky, he put hatred on all the suns. He lost his head because of the heat, and there is not a sun left, and it will freeze again.

Hou Yi got ten arrows and chose an auspicious day of the ecliptic to open the altar and draw the bow. In order to show his merits, the Jade Emperor invited the God of Eight Wastes in the Four Seas to watch and told the people of Lebanon that my arrow was made by someone.

Chang 'e was also invited. She stood behind Hou Yi, like an upright moon, and her lips shone with dazzling light, which almost blinded the eyes of the immortals. The jade emperor panicked and desperately dropped eye drops. Chang 'e's breasts are also very big. If she wants to be big, she can certainly put a cow in it. Hou Yi looked at her legs staggered together, as if something was coming out of them to dry them desperately, or she was cooking firewood in her legs to roast herself to death.

The more Hou Yi looks, the more beautiful Chang 'e is. The more beautiful she is, the more she can imagine WU GANG fucking her. Lying on the ground, she put her chin on the thick ground and patted her ass with her hand. She was so comfortable that her chin hit the ground, and the dust rose all over the sky, making Chang 'e's face whiter.

Hou Yi thought, you are shameless. The referee Taibai Venus ordered the start, and the Jade Emperor smiled from above. Houyi bows, one arrow and two arrows, and one * * * shoots nine suns. There is still the last one hanging on it, shaking like a man's testicles.

The weather is not hot, the survivors are happy, and the jade emperor and the immortal also ride back to the sky. Everyone forgot that there was an arrow. Even if someone remembers, no one will care before the joy of breaking the game. When Chang 'e passed by Hou Yi, she twisted her chest as if she were demonstrating two huge bombs to the enemy.

Time goes by slowly, just like people forget ten suns, just like God forgets ten arrows. One night, the jade rabbit beside Chang 'e disappeared. Chang 'e and WU GANG rolled naked in the curtain, like two shiny fish. The light in the curtain was all red, as if it were burning.

"It will be addictive, it will be addictive."

"Never drunk dream. I took the right medicine. "

"In front of you, I only know that laurel trees are dying, and I will not rest until I die. I never thought about the word' love'. "

"I am, before losing wisdom, abandoned the soul. Fortunately, I met you in heaven, not to live forever, but to love to death. "

The food was all over the table, and the smell of wine was chaotic. Hou Yi wolfed down and hugged a woman, who was as white as a rabbit. After drinking the last sip of wine, Hou Yi smashed the bowl, kissed the woman hard on the face, turned around and took out his bow and arrow. That arrow is the one that shoots at the sun. Houyi arched forward firmly, showing his genitals like a goat ready to have sex. The bow is full. Put the arrow on it.

The moonlight is white. In the beautiful moonlight, Hou Yi smiled and pointed the arrow at the moon.