You are far away from the bed.
If you sleep soundly under a quilt, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places you can't go are all foreign countries. The last toilet is to go to the distant frontier for business. This sentence is a joke that appeared on 20 18. This kind of joke is inevitably a bit exaggerated, but it tells the cold at the beginning of the 20 18 new year in a humorous way.
Dear friends, do you still remember Zhu Guangquan, the anchor of CCTV? Don't remember? Let me tell you his famous sentence, you must remember it. For example, the earth doesn't explode, we don't have a holiday, the universe doesn't restart, we don't rest, and we are all waiting for you here in the wind and rain.
In addition, we take the minimum temperature below 5 degrees Celsius as the standard for wearing long pants, and the minimum temperature below 10 degrees Celsius as the standard for wearing long pants. Although this standard often changes with whether your mother thinks you should wear long pants, we still issue a "long pants warning" in friendship.
A video of CCTV anchor Zhu Guangquan became popular on the Internet. Referring to the current weather, he said with a straight face that all the places outside the bed are far away, and all the places out of reach are foreign countries. He went to the toilet on business and went to the distant frontier. Every time he gets up, he leaves his hometown. Such a golden sentence!
In the past, everything was far away from the bed. Now, there is a refrigerator in the bed. If you plan to go to Hainan to avoid the cold, you will only walk from one refrigerator to another.
Interesting sentences about cold weather:
1, today's wind, although not the arrogance of the past, "the wind is flying and the leaves are flying everywhere", but the sinister "there is no wind at this time, the chill is silent" seems to have penetrated into the air and pierced every pore.
I'm not cold without returning your message. My hands are cold.
3, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.
The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.
5, there is a kind of yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear long trousers.
6. It takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.