Let’s talk about the light bulb circle of friends. Let’s talk about being someone else’s light bulb.
1. Recently I read a story about Chinese people competing with Indians to swallow light bulbs. I feel that the cause is the Chinese people’s super ability to question and doubt. The cause is the Chinese people’s lack of integrity, and the Chinese people have become extremely smart. He has a sharp mind, denies everything, and often mocks the stupidity of the Western people. However, in the end he still cannot defeat the reality, simplicity, simplicity, mutual trust and frankness of the Western world. The people of our country often lose the big because of the small, and live a simple life at the expense of complexity. Happy life is lost.
2. During the Spring Festival, I spent the Spring Festival alone as always, acting as a light bulb for them.
3. My desk lamp and chandelier fell in love, so I became the light bulb in my home.
4. Valentine's Day is coming, friends are welcome to ask me to be a light bulb and take care of the food. I will shut up when I should shut up and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.
5. Today’s father can repair light bulbs, cook, and do many things, but when he thinks about his children in the future, his father will pretend to be cute and act silly just to play LoL. That’s sad
6. If you need a light bulb for Valentine's Day, please contact me. If you need to play the role of mistress to test your sincerity, please contact me. How bright the light bulb is and how ruthless the mistress is, the price depends on everything.
7. Winter vacation is my blue face, Summer vacation is my beauty, why are you the light bulb between us?
8. It is said that when two men and one woman walk together, the three of them will feel like light bulbs.
9. Behind the lies are lies. If you forget, you will forget. Don’t pretend that you don’t. Think about it. I don’t want you to take me as a good friend, but you don’t care and treat me as a dispensable existence. This will only gradually alienate the relationship between us. Don't forget me as an old friend when you have new friends. As a Scorpio, I don't like this, and I don't like to be a light bulb. I am such a Scorpio, I can cut my teeth with my friends and separate them, and I can also be ruthless.
10. Mom, why is the street still so bright without turning on the lights? Silly boy, that's a light bulb!
11. Why do you need to shine? I'm not a light bulb. A man and two women are having a threesome, why should I be in the middle? I'm not a mistress.
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14. There is a kind of friendship called Hu Ge, Tang Yan and Hu Jianhua standing together, it feels like everyone is a light bulb.
15. Not all stars shine, they may also be light bulbs.
16. Hello! fool! From now on, when you go out on a date with the girl you like, you must take me with you! I want to be your light bulb! Hahaha....
17. I am just a light bulb. Light up the entire universe. But it cannot illuminate my own heart.
18. 37. It is said that when two men and one woman walk on the street, the three of them will feel like light bulbs. .
19. If you don’t go out during the National Day holiday, you must not be a light bulb!
20. It doesn’t matter who Edison is/He has never been a light bulb since he was a child/
21. This fancy dog abuser has been a light bulb for a day.
22. The more desperate you are, the stronger you must be; the darker the darkness, the closer you must be to the light! ?The thing that shines is the lightbulb. The more desperate you are, the stronger you have to be.
23. The Chinese Valentine's Day is amazing. If there is no one of the opposite sex to accompany me, I will find someone of the same sex to accompany me. Then I will find a lightbulb. Mom. I live a more chic life than you.
24. Be the most shining light bulb〆
25. If you need light bulbs during Valentine's Day, please contact me. We are located in a beautiful suburb, covering an area of 70 kilograms. We are a leading high-tech enterprise, executive director of the China Lighting Association, and one of the largest manufacturers of energy-saving lighting products in the country. Our leading products are energy-saving lamps and low-frequency induction lamps, and our products are best-selling at home and abroad.
26. Why do so many people shine now? I will shine, you will shine, he will shine. Are you street lights? Or do you all have light bulbs on your heads to send me home?
27 , I'm sorry, please don't call me a light bulb in the future, call me the brightest star in the night sky.
28. Children are actually their parents’ mistresses. Sometimes they are also light bulbs, twice as bright as one thousand watts.
29. If someone is the sun, you are at best a light bulb with a hundred thousand volts.
30. It is said that when two men and one woman walk on the street, the three of them will feel that they are light bulbs
31. What’s so great about the sun shining? I am still a light bulb. I will also shine. .
32. Edison once went out to play with a couple and invented the light bulb when he came back.
33. If you two get into trouble again and again, I will light you up with a light bulb when I get upset.
34. Rental on Singles' Day, it can be used as a light bulb, it can help you eat, it can help you break up, as long as there is a need, it can be done with just one sentence.
35. The primary school student who really doesn’t do his homework during the holidays is used as a light bulb for others...
36. What’s so great about the fact that the sun shines? I’m still a light bulb. I will also shine
37. It is said that when two men and one woman walk on the street, the three of them will feel like light bulbs.
38. My best friend is with the brother of the man I have a crush on, so I try my best to be a light bulb and want him to introduce me to his partner as soon as possible. Haha, I’m so smart.
39. Edison I went shopping with a couple and invented the light bulb when I got home.
40. Those who insist on single people to be your light bulbs just want to say to you, please put yourself in your shoes
41. Xunxun, are you here? As a light bulb? ! Look how depressed you are for nothing! !
42. Edison went out with a couple and later invented the light bulb.
43. Friendship and love alike have a mistress, a light bulb, a bitch who stirs up troubles
44. [It turns out that I was so ignorant at that time that I always thought of myself as a light bulb. The status illuminates your love,]
45. Every time I stand among lovers as a light bulb, I feel that I am brighter than the sun!
46. Someone just asked me who Zhu Ziqing is. "Zhu Ziqing, formerly known as Zhu Zixiao, was born in Shaoxing, Zhejiang. He invented the light bulb and summarized the "Theory of Biological Evolution". 47. On Valentine's Day, my best friend looked at me pitifully and kept me by her side as her and my ex's. Light bulb.
48. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day. Please hire me to be a light bulb!
49. [When arteries and veins are dating, capillaries are always used as light bulbs.]
50. From now on, don’t call me a light bulb, but call me the brightest star in the night sky. People who are light bulbs call me a light bulb.
1. Not all stars can shine, that’s possible. It's a light bulb.
2. I am a light. To put it bluntly, a light bulb can only illuminate the happiness of others. 3. Traveling with my parents, am I a light bulb?
4. If you don’t go out during the National Day holiday, you will definitely not be a light bulb!
5. [I spent a whole day yesterday and my eyes were green when I woke up this morning]
6. In the future Don't call me a light bulb, call me the brightest star in the night sky
7. The child is actually the mistress of the parents. Sometimes it is twice as bright as a light bulb
8. It is said. Two men and one woman are walking down the street, and all three of them will feel like they are light bulbs.
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9. The more desperate you are, the stronger you must be; the darker the darkness, the closer you must be to the light! The thing that shines is the light bulb i The more desperate you are, the stronger you have to be
10. Every time I stand among lovers and act as a light bulb, I feel that I am brighter than the sun!
11. I will shine! Why? After all, I am a professional light bulb!
12. Sorry, please don’t call me a light bulb in the future. Call me the brightest star in the night sky.
13. When three people are together, there must be a light bulb. Well, don’t call it a light bulb anymore, call it the brightest star in the night sky.
14. What’s so great about the sun shining? I’m still a lightbulb. I can also shine
15. Friendship and love both have mistresses, a lightbulb and a dissension. Bitch
16. Rental on Singles Day, it can be used as a light bulb, it can help you eat, it can help you break up, as long as there is a need, it can be done with just one sentence.
17. It is said that if two men and one woman are walking on the street, the three of them will feel that they are light bulbs
18. What is a light bulb? It means that two men and one woman are walking on the street and three people will think they are light bulbs. They all feel like they are light bulbs.
19. During the Spring Festival, I spent the Spring Festival alone as always, acting as a light bulb for them.
20. On Valentine’s Day, my best friend looked at me pitifully and kept me by my side as a light bulb for her and my ex.
21. Edison once went out to play with a couple and invented the light bulb when he came back.
22. Hello! fool! From now on, when you go out on a date with the girl you like, you must take me with you! I want to be your light bulb! Hahaha....
23. If someone is the sun, you are at best a 100,000-volt light bulb.
24. A light bulb must do four things: kiss you and break it, hug you and break it apart, hold hands and cut it off, and finally the light bulb must flash!
25. Mom, why is the street still so bright without turning on the lights? Silly boy, that's a light bulb!
26. Why do you need to shine? I'm not a light bulb. A man and two women are having a threesome, why should I be in the middle? I'm not a mistress.
27. Who do you think you are? The wine bottle covered with a kerosene lamp, you think you are a light bulb.
28. Xunxun, are you being a light bulb? ! Look how depressed you are for nothing! !
29. I am a light bulb. Light up the entire universe. But it cannot illuminate my own heart.
30. The desk lamp and chandelier in my home fell in love, so I became the light bulb in my home. The bed closest to the light switch has the worst feng shui
At a traffic light intersection, I saw my husband talking and laughing with a strange woman, and they seemed to be enjoying themselves. How has he ever done this to me? So he felt jealous, stepped on the accelerator, rushed towards them, and gave him a thousand-year kill.
Picking up a mobile phone, there was no password, and it was still a pink and tender mobile phone case. I opened my address book and sent all the spare notes: "Hubby, I don't have enough money. The account number is ******" I didn't say anything anymore. . After I collected the money, the text messages really kept ringing. . . . .
Feng shui is also important in university dormitories. The bed closest to the light switch has the worst feng shui. People who sleep in this bed tend to be anxious, have poor sleep quality, have no initiative, are easily obeyed, and have tense relationships with others.
My cousin said that his weird wife didn’t do much housework at home. One day during the break, I was thinking about making dumplings at home. When I was almost done, I realized that there was no salt in the filling.
So I broke them off one by one and added salt to them. Damn, my cousin was dumbfounded?
My little niece came to me with a smile on her face: "Auntie, everyone says you are beautiful!" "Really? How did they arrange me?" "Uncles and aunts all say I am beautiful. I have to be like you!"
At three o'clock in the afternoon, with the scorching sun in the sky, the execution officer ordered: "Behead!" Suddenly the death row prisoner burst out laughing, and the supervisor asked: Why are you laughing? The death row prisoner hesitated for a moment and said: The experts are indeed right. Smiling every day can extend your life by 5 seconds.
I remember when I was in elementary school, I suddenly wanted to go to the toilet during class, but it was still a little long before the end of get out of class, so I thought about peeing a little, and when I was dry, I continued to pee a little (it was summer and I was thinking about pants) (Do it faster), and then I put it into practice, and then it was like a flooded river that couldn't hold back the gate! !
A beautiful woman felt sick and went to see a doctor. Beauty: "Doctor, I don't feel well. I feel top-heavy." Doctor: "It's okay. Let me take a look." The doctor looked at the beauty and said with a smile, "Your illness is caused by your love for beauty." Beauty: "You can still get sick if you love beauty, so how can you cure it?" Doctor: "No need to prescribe medicine. When you go home, wear more clothes on your legs and thin the makeup on your face, so you won't feel top-heavy."
I just went downstairs to buy water. Just when I took out 5 yuan, a gust of wind blew it away and I couldn't find it anywhere. So I calmly took out another 5 yuan and threw it away deliberately to see where the wind would blow. . . So I lost 10 yuan.
Read my classmate's post on Space: I'm so happy that I met a husband who has always been consistent with me before and after marriage. For example, at Christmas, he didn't buy me any gifts before the marriage, and he didn't give me any gifts after the marriage. I buy it, it’s great to have such a dedicated husband! ! ! ! !
I was watching TV with my husband, and there was a person with Alzheimer's disease in it, who forgot things after a while... Husband: "Daughter-in-law, will you be as kind to me as shown on TV when I have Alzheimer's disease?" "Me: "No, I will beat you, and you won't remember it after a while!" My husband stared at me for more than ten seconds! Remind others to repay money in Moments
Remind others to repay money in Moments
1. Today is the mortgage repayment day, and there is still 1,600 left. Customer service called to remind people to repay in time. , I quickly checked the available balance, and found that the credit card was overdue for several days. I borrowed here and there to get the money together. I figured that it would be enough to pay back the money once my salary is paid next month. Ever since I used my credit card to buy the piano, my money has been very tight. I don’t regret putting myself in a life of dire straits, but whq you have to work harder! !
2. You lent her money and she said she would pay it back the next day, but she still hasn’t paid it back a few months later. You really couldn’t help but remind her, and she asked you, dear, I still owe you. How much do you. It's also polite to pay the money back on time. It made me very embarrassed.
3. Last night, my wife just gave me a red envelope for the past two months, and I felt very happy. This morning Huabei reminded me to pay back the money. . As soon as I thought I had enough money, I paid it back. . Then go back to before liberation. However, this is only the first day and I owe another 400 next month.
4. I once had a colleague who lent me money for almost a month and had no intention of paying it back. Then I couldn’t help but remind him that XXX took the money from me... Ouch, why are you such a stingy person? I just lent you some money, but you came to urge me to give it back to you, you stingy man! ...I'll book that...
5. Damn it! It’s just this little money~ What the hell are you doing! I have never relied on anyone to remind me to pay back money! One thing in front of you and another behind your back! Damn bitch! I knew you were a bitch, but I didn’t expect it! I remember it! 22.5
6. Repaying debts is a matter of course. If others don’t mention it, why don’t you know how to pay it back? It’s understandable if you really forget, but do you forget every time? Do you need anyone to remind you? Who do you think is stupid? I don't want to mention it because I'm embarrassed to rush you, but you do this again and again, shamelessly pushing your limits. How come you don't know where the sky is from the sky? Is it possible to be conscious? ! When you borrow money, you act like a grandson, and when you pay it back, you become an uncle.
If you meet this kind of person, stay away from him. He is a scumbag! You wouldn’t lend money to someone like this if you have money, they’re rubbish! Also, don’t always be a good person, refuse to refuse when you should, and always consider others. Who will consider you? Have your own principles and bottom line. Some things have to be equal to one, so don’t settle for anything less! Those who owe money to others, be aware of it and pay it back as soon as possible. Don't wait for people to urge you. Every time they urge you to pay back the money, you have to try hard to find reasons, which makes others very tired, okay? ! This guy is really, really fucked up! So irritating! !
7. It is better to use credit cards more and remind you to repay the money every month, otherwise you will forget how poor you are when you spend so much.
8. Some people really don’t know how to describe it. When they borrow money from you or ask you for help, they act as if they want to help you of course, and then they start pretending not to pay it back. Just remind them. He pretended to have forgotten and then scolded others behind their backs! Didn't your parents teach you that borrowing debt and paying back money is a natural thing? You are not my mother, why should I give you money? Also, we are really not familiar with each other
9. Dare to withdraw money even if it is not your own card! Today, Dahe Newspaper published a photo of this person and said to him: The police have obtained your complete image information. In order to save the face of you and your family, the newspaper specially put a little mosaic to remind you to pay back the money in time
10. Those who are most annoyed by those who owe money and refuse to change it. It's okay if you forget it, but you won't pay it back if you remind it. Every time he was asked to pay back the money, he said he had no money. The next month, his skin became so beautiful. If he asks for too much, he will argue that he will haggle over a small amount of money. Go to your mother, you don’t care about your money, just give it to me. This kind of person hopes that he will explode immediately and his ancestral graves will be dug.
11. Last night, my wife just gave me a red envelope for the past two months, and I felt very happy. This morning Huabei reminded me to pay back the money. . As soon as I thought I had enough money, I paid it back. . Then go back to before liberation. However, it’s only the first day and I owe another 400 yuan next month
12. I also want to remind you, keep warm when the weather gets cold and don’t catch a cold. Exercise more when you have time, and remember to pay back the money on time.
13. Every time I see her showing off various bonuses and all kinds of food, drink and fun, do I really not think about the foreign debts I still owe? Aren't you afraid that we will see you? I really admire this! This person, I have reminded myself more than once to ignore her until she pays back the money! At this time, there are already ten thousand grass mud horses galloping in my heart!
14. The person who pays most attention to me in the world is China Merchants Bank. Every day you either remind me to pay back the money or tell me that you spent money again. Also remind me to be careful about scams and buying pot points. The first one to send blessings on birthdays, and the first one to give out prizes during the New Year.
15. I help you recharge your phone bill and don’t pay back the money. You call me. You ask for money and I transfer it to you. If you don’t pay back the money, you say you don’t have any money. Lend you money to paralyze me. I remind you like that in front of you. When I was deaf, I lent you three times and never returned it to me.
16. Gastroenteritis today, pain and diarrhea. In the evening, the teacher and Jingyi who shared my dormitory helped me run to the hospital and the pharmacy. After walking a long way, Didi came back and I paid the teacher back, but she refused to accept it. The teacher also told me to cook millet porridge tomorrow to nourish my stomach, and reminded me that if I woke her up in pain in the middle of the night, she would take me to the hospital. I’m really grateful to the kind people, I’m so touched. After I get a job, I don’t want to rent an apartment alone anymore. I’m afraid I’ll get sick and cry alone under the covers.
Seventeen. Received 10,000 points of damage! How could this be? He is so cruel when borrowing money! Remind you to pay back the money but the signal is not good!
18. Friends who have read my blog now, I want to ask something: If someone owes you a small amount of money, but he never mentions repaying the money, will you remind him? Is he just going to let this matter go? reason. Thank you all.
19. The family plays mahjong during the holidays. I lost all my chips and owed money to the next person. I was not happy to go upstairs to get my wallet and owed money. Nobita keeps reminding me to pay back money to others. I got angry and said: It's none of your business. No one asked me for it. Who are you? He was silent for a moment and said: I am the International Arbitration Commission.
20. It’s fun to shop without spending any money, but it’s not fun to be reminded by the bill every month that you have to pay back the money in installments.
21. Now I feel more and more like I want to leave my current wife and her family as soon as possible. Their family is not kind-hearted. His daughter owes the bank money and refuses to pay it back. The bank calls to urge the money to be paid or else they will sue. , she had to pay compensation even if she didn’t pay back the money, and was locked up for maliciously defaulting on the bank money. Is her father talking to me now in human language? I kindly reminded him that he was treated like a donkey. Who is this family? No phone number. Answer, don’t reply to WeChat, it doesn’t matter, let her do whatever she likes, sooner or later she will regret it!
22. Mr. Ruan from Shaoxing is indeed unlucky to meet such a person! However, if Mr. Shao had filmed the process, or if there were other evidence to prove the fact of the loan, Ru would eventually have to pay back the money. Here, I would like to remind all borrowers that it is best to prepare paper and pen for writing IOUs, so as not to give opportunities to dishonest people.
23. Why do there exist people who do not pay back money consciously? Isn’t it common sense to pay back money as soon as it’s convenient? Why do I have to be reminded every time? I am also drunk, so why do I need to borrow it
24. When I remind my roommate to pay back the money, she looks like eh, but she still remembers it. I thought I could ignore it. Full of regret~
It’s almost the end of the year. Friends who have borrowed money remember to pay back the money, and friends who have lent money to me remember to remind me to pay back the money.
26. Lin Dan is all over the screen, sincerely reminding them to forget their vows yesterday. Zhang Lei said he would pay back the money, the Cat Emperor said he would issue a boat ticket, and the Sword Emperor said he would take the dog's head. Sometimes people are really fickle animals, but they are truly eternal and will be with you sincerely all the way. . . Only Sir Big Lizi, the Three Great Heroes of Jinan, Kicking Furman, have never changed in the past thirty years, and Doug Falk has been by your side. I can’t make it up anymore. Who the hell is going to kill him?
27. In fact, I kind of admire the buddy who lives across the bed from me in the dormitory. He is 1.6 meters tall, not very good-looking, and doesn’t have much money. He once picked up three girls at the same time, which was awesome. He loves to slander other acquaintances behind their backs, but it seems like nothing is happening on the surface, but they are still popular. I borrowed money from my roommate and pretended to have forgotten it. In fact, both parties did not forget it, and they didn't pay it back. When he borrowed money from a girl and she reminded him to pay it back, he immediately said he had forgotten it and didn’t know if he paid it back in the end, haha.
It’s the end of the year, and many people are sending messages in WeChat Moments to remind others to pay back their money. It’s incomprehensible to people like me who can’t sleep even if I have a dollar with others. .
Twenty-nine, they are all reminded to pay back the money on the same day, buy, buy, buy, pay back, the food has not been paid yet, my heart is bleeding.
Thirty, a new month is not good at all, it just reminds me that I have to pay back the money again....
Thirty-one, Baidu has money to spend on you on the 23rd Pay back the money and remind me today that you are looking for money.
32. Seeing you looking so happy, I feel embarrassed to remind you to pay back the money.
33. The classmate who owes me money actually liked it... In fact, I posted this just to remind him to pay back the money...
34. At the beginning of every month , I’m saying hello, when I’m about to start my fortune, Alipay will remind me of last month’s Huabei bill. I really want to say, A Xi, I know I have to pay back the money, but there is no need to start reminding me on the first day. .
Thirty-five. I feel like there is no hope of repaying the money this month. It has been three months. Do I need to be cheeky enough to remind you again?
Thirty-six. My roommate asked me to borrow money and forgot about it. After I reminded him, he just checked and didn’t return it to me. I really feel that it’s a bit low for me to always ask people to pay back the money. But what should I do if someone still refuses to pay after being reminded?