A collection of funny sentences that make people laugh 2021
A collection of funny sentences that make people laugh 2021 (1)
1. The weather is getting cold, so remember to wear more clothes, especially now that the season is changing, otherwise you will catch a cold. If you pass it on to me, your head will explode.
2. WeChat is all about news, QQ is all about push notifications, and text messages are all about 10086. Okay, okay, I am happy alone.
3. I killed two mating flies. I deserve death.
4. If poverty limits your imagination, why can you still come up with so many ways to save money?
5. The beauty of a woman lies in being so stupid that she has no regrets; the beauty of a man lies in being so stupid that he can tell lies in broad daylight.
6. God is fair. If he gave you an ugly face, he will definitely give you a home without money.
7. "You will be happier if you forget some things;" Don't tell me this, just make up your homework as soon as possible.
8. "How can a woman be disfigured quickly?" "Remove the beautiful pictures on her mobile phone."
9. I really envy those with short legs. Man, if it’s cold, the quilt can at least cover your feet.
10. I picked up ten yuan on the side of the road and handed it into the hands of the handsome network administrator. The handsome guy smiled and I said to the handsome guy - become a member.
11. Your unimpressive face is enough to turn off your appetite.
12. If you love me deeply, call me lover and listen.
13. Girls often want to find a white horse, but when they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys.
14. When parents deceive their children, it is called education, when children deceive their parents, it is called deception, and when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap!
15. As I get older, I can no longer show off. My current understanding of fashion is to focus on keeping warm.
16. No matter how awesome the If You Are the One female guest is, she can only put out one man's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can put out the entire floor.
17. Fortunately, I have mental illness and I feel more energetic.
18. If poverty limits our imagination, why can I still come up with so many ways to save money?
19. If someone laughs at me for being crazy, I will blacklist them.
20. If a girl today was walking on the streets in ancient times and was taken back to bed by the emperor, and washed her face at night, would she be found guilty of deceiving the emperor or something like that? Collection of funny sentences that make people laugh 2021 (2)
1. Any place other than the bed is far away, and any place beyond the reach of hands is a foreign country.
2. I am a relatively mature person. Things like not eating out of anger are only done after I am full.
3. Before I got to know you, I had no one to rely on, and after I got to know you, I had no cure.
4. Don’t think that if you play with your mobile phone in class, I don’t know who would giggle at your crotch.
5. Every time you want to indulge in food, just comfort yourself like this: Beauty or ugliness is up to fate, whether you are fat or thin depends on God, God wants me to be fat, so let God do it!
6. I hope I can become an interesting and wealthy person. If it really doesn't work, just having money is fine.
7. What I want to say the most before I die is, next time I fart, tell me in advance so that I can be prepared.
8. If Suman knew that Lu Licheng was so powerful in Tian Long Ba Bu, he would definitely fall in love with him.
9. What I hate the most is that I want to go to the toilet again after the bed is warm!
10. If the teacher’s lecture speed is like a 4G signal, then the top student will be connected Wifi, other people use 3G network to receive it, and some use 2G network to receive it, but I got disconnected!
11. Who said there is no forever? Aren’t you guys never going to be together?
12. Transformers said that vegetables are actually meat.
13. Time is not pig feed, nor is time a butcher's knife. The reason why time has turned into feed and into a knife is because you are a pig.
14. It is my pleasure to squat on the wall and count ants.
15. When women play well together, it is Little Times; if they play poorly together, it is Legend of Zhen Huan.
16. If I were a zombie, I would definitely eat the brains of all good students.
17. Your and I have scratched our shoulders, but we can’t see any sparks!
18. It’s not just the talent that overflows, but also the fat around the waist. .
19. Santa Claus, my Christmas wish is: to be thinner and to have a bigger wallet! Please don’t make the mistake again. I had it corrected last year.
20. I am very possessive, don’t touch my things, or I will fight you tooth and nail. A collection of funny sentences that make people laugh 2021 (3)
1. Foodies are kind, because they only think about eating every day and have no time to scheme against others.
2. Do you have a dog around? The kind that can speak human language.
3. A young girl is valuable and a young woman is worth more. If there is a rich woman, you can throw away both.
4. I envy those indifferent people who leave as soon as they say it. I can’t. I have to get you something to eat when I leave.
5. Friends, eat what you should eat and drink what you should drink. Summer vacation is for growing fat.
6. Some people say I am handsome and I laugh, but they say I am even more handsome when I smile.
7. Losing weight is nothing more than talking and scaring the body.
8. There are no unchanging promises, only endless lies.
9. Some people eat as much as they can when they are unhappy. I am different. I eat as much as I can whether I am happy or not.
10. The three most popular diseases at the moment: procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and difficulty in choosing. To put it bluntly, they are lazy, cheap, and poor.
11. I fantasize about going to South Korea and having an unparalleled love affair with Min Ho, but the reality is that even the richest people in the country can’t get him.
12. Everyone seems to have fallen in love and agreed to be the successors of communism together, but in the end I was left alone to build communism alone.
13. If you say that money is a sin, everyone is trying to get it; if you say that beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; if you say that the heights are too cold, everyone is crawling; if you say that smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, everyone will not quit; if you say that it is heaven The best thing is not to go.
14. Once upon a time, there was a man called crazy, and then... he went crazy.
15. I really want to see if you have a stunned expression for a second after hearing my name.
16. Be tough on yourself now, and you will have a greater chance of success in the future.
17. Every time the cafeteria aunt hears the bell ringing, she will say silently: The enemy has seconds to reach the battlefield.
18. You still have to have dreams, otherwise why would you talk to others if you drink too much?
19. Puberty has passed, but acne remains.
20. There are endless wild flowers everywhere, but I prefer you, the wildest among them. A short and hilarious copywriting to post on WeChat Moments
A short and hilarious copywriting to post on WeChat Moments (1)
1. What if at night? If I can’t eat, why is there a light in the refrigerator?
2. Suddenly I found that all my future plans have the same beginning, when I have money.
3. If you think you can win over me, you can give it a try and I will let you know what it means to have your wishes come true.
4. I can transform your circle of friends into a private chat with me for free.
5. ?Life is too short, so laugh while you still have teeth
6. ?Whether we have a boyfriend after we break up or not is up to you. It's my job to beat him up.
7. The world is so imperfect. If you want to gain something, you have to lose something.
8. How about we fall in love! I will share new things with you every day, messages will be answered instantly, calls will be answered instantly, WeChat will delete all members of the opposite sex, and I won’t say a word to other boys, only to you. You are good alone. Do you think you are worthy? Watch it for a long time!
9. What is the pain that can be touched? I feel like my stomach is so hungry that there is still a lump of meat when I touch it.
10. I am a princess in distress. Give me money to buy a cup of milk tea. When I return to the palace, I will give you 100 million.
11. Many people misunderstand me and say that I play games all day long without reading messages. I want to explain that I always read messages without replying.
12. Be a sensible girl and go find other boys to play with when your boyfriend is busy.
13. Tips for running 800 meters: Rely on sprinting for the first 100 meters, and swear words for the last 700 meters.
14. Although my money is not brought by the strong wind, it is very much like it is blown away by the strong wind.
15. Hello everyone, today I am a micro-businessman, and the main products I sell are my beauty and talent.
16. You must make up for your homework well and don’t eat, drink and sleep in with a cute face like me.
17. After living for so many years, I found that the best muscle to train is the chewing muscle.
18. When I was a child, watching "The Old Corpse in a Mountain Village" became my childhood shadow, so I just had the courage to watch it again, and now it has become my adult shadow.
19. If life deceives you, just turn on the beauty camera and continue to deceive life.
20. Being too polite is not a good thing. I just said thank you when someone stepped on me.
21. A boat with two feet will capsize sooner or later. Tens of thousands of boats can't be capsized even if they are pedaled.
22. I could have been very happy, but the bastard who ate game killed me.
23. When the left eye jumps, I: I am going to get rich. The right eye jumps, I: Can’t be superstitious.
24. After living for so many years, I found that the best muscles to train in the body are the chewing muscles. A short copywriting that makes people laugh and talk about it in the circle of friends (2)
1. I broke up with my boyfriend and he stormed out of the door in anger. I chased him for eight streets before I snatched the door back
2. It was obviously you who said you wanted to grow old together with me. , but after I went to the barber shop to get my hair dyed, you actually dismissed me as non-mainstream?
3. I want to go on a picnic with my friends online. As soon as I spread the picnic cloth and put the things on it, the uncle came and asked me how much a pound of tomatoes cost.
4. It’s raining in the city you live in. I’m worried about whether you brought an umbrella. If you did, the rain would be in vain.
5. Hello everyone, I am a sheep. I lost my sheep when I was sheared today.
6. Every time the weather forecast says how strong the wind will be tomorrow, I am very worried. If someone else is blown away by such a strong wind, I will not be able to blow it because it is too heavy. Go, I'm so embarrassed.
7. If you like me, just blink your eyes. If you don’t like me, just put your left foot on your right shoulder.
8. Every time I lose weight, I have to toss a coin to the ground. If the coin stands up, then I will not eat that night.
9. What is the state of being single? Even various systems have people to maintain them, but you don’t.
10. Hello everyone, I am Yuelao. I want to have a partner today. Please transfer 100 to me and note the name of the person you like. I'll let you know that even gods can't help you.
11. If the person who loves you frowns, he will feel sorry for the person who does not love you. If you hang yourself, he will feel like you are swinging.
12. I am only a teenager. Love can come later, but takeaway cannot.
13. We don’t know each other very well. Just call me beauty!
14. Just stand on the orange tree and don’t move. I’ll buy you a train. Station
15. A person should be like Conan, with a spirit of letting people die wherever he goes.
16. Don’t always say that domestic products are not easy to use. For example, I think RMB is very useful and I use it all the time.
17. As long as I insist on not posting on Moments, I will become a star and I will have 0 updates.
18. I heard that placing a mobile phone next to the pillow while sleeping can cause radiation. I was so scared that I quickly threw the phone away.
19. Boys who don’t have a partner in my circle of friends ask me to delete each other. I don’t want boys that others don’t want.
20. Calling netizens too distant, calling confidants too much, calling friends too cold, calling darlings too enthusiastic, good evening, son!
21. All people are Ordinary, some people truly become ordinary because they know this.
22. After you marry me, you can wash the dishes and mop the floor whenever you want. Isn’t that enough freedom?
23. In the future, those who feel sorry for me, please don’t say "I'm sorry" to me. I just want to ask you, if sorry is useful, why do you need Alipay and WeChat red envelopes?
24. When I was a child and saw my parents quarreling, I was thinking, should I find someone to get married in the future? Later, when I grew up, I realized that I was overthinking everything. I couldn't afford a house and couldn't find a girlfriend. A hilarious short copywriting post on Moments (3)
1. In order to prevent me from spending money recklessly next month, I spent all the money in advance.
2. Don’t always make excuses for yourself! When you have constipation, you blame the lack of gravity!
3. Why do some people have dozens of requirements for finding a partner? My criteria for choosing a mate are just three words: Please.
4. Comment on this circle of friends and draw one to drink milk tea...The lottery will be drawn on June 31st.
5. Stop asking me what is the standard for being handsome, okay? You’ll know just by looking at me!
6. When borrowing money, you must confirm that it is him. Regardless of voice or video, I have confirmed that it is him before rejecting him
7. My partner is not aloof. Not willful, not playing online, not obsessed with games, not knowing who he is.
8. When I saw someone asking whether I would invite my ex to the wedding, I was very moved. Why not first consider whether there is such a big venue?
9. People’s brains will at least be short-circuited. I don’t even have a power supply.
10. Over the years, I have discovered a law, that is, those who are ugly will always have The right to speak first, because I often hear them say: "Then I will say the ugly things first..."
11. Hello everyone, I am Yuelao.
Want to have a partner on Chinese Valentine's Day? Transfer 50 yuan to me now and note the name of your sweetheart, and I will let you know that even gods can't help you!
12.? Not all Girls all like Chanel, and some kind-hearted girls also like small animals, such as Land Rover, BMW, Jaguar, Hummer, Bugatti Veyron, and Tmall!
13. Because I often stay up late, my My liver doesn't seem to be in good condition. Can you guys call me a little liver?
14. Why should we work hard to make money? Because you are afraid of shaking hands with others, they are wearing Cartier and you are wearing a rubber band.
15. The system is maintained by someone, but you are not.
16. If you skip one meal a day, you will save a lot of money over time, which can be used for gastric cancer treatment in the future.
17. I just watched a psychological test. Regarding personality, do you usually call me Dad or Dad at home? Comment to see what kind of personality you have.
18. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.
19. When I searched the chat history for "爱", I could borrow it from iQiyi members.
20. I have been hurt by online dating, I went to the countryside to plant rice seedlings, and I jumped over the Yalu River for love. Waiting for the two brothers to heal the hurt in my heart, don’t ask why two, the hurt is serious!
21. Are you autistic? Can’t say good night? Baby can't scream? If I love you, you won’t fight?
22. I just played a game and chose mid laner Zhuge Liang. Although it was 0-8, four of my teammates kept saying that I was fw (Dharma King) and typing to encourage me. I was super touched, okay? I haven’t played a game for a long time and it feels like the game environment has suddenly become so good. I love Honor of Kings!
23. Why are the requirements for dating partners so high now? Must still be single. ?
24. I was so angry that I dreamed that I was abducted and sold to the mountains to be a wife, but I was kicked out because I ate too much. Laughing postscript (60 items)
Laughing postscript 1
1. Five hundred dollars divided into two --- two hundred and five
2. The lamp grass is too gray on the scale - it has no weight.
3. The notice was posted on the roof - God knows!
4. The lantern caught fire - the wax (pulled) down.
5. Flies by the manger - eating for nothing
6. Plasters all over the body - there are many problems
7. Large ships going abroad ——Layman (aviator)
8. There is a fire in the firecracker shop - congratulate yourself!
9. Eat pineapple and ask whether it is sweet or sour - ask knowingly
10 .Wear glasses and buy axles - each casts his own eye; each has his own eye
11. Drill holes in the stool - have a plan and an eye.
12. Exchange the fat for bones - not willing to accept it
13. The doctor sells coffins - he has to pay for life and death!
14. Use a rolling pin as chopsticks , the pot is used as a cup - eating and drinking
15. Flowers on the dung heap - smelly and beautiful
16. There is an eldest brother and a second brother---who do you think is the eldest?
17. Meat and bones blowing the trumpet---Hun (faint) are all
18. Tiger dragging the raincoat---unpopular
19. The weather in the twelfth lunar month--hands-on Feet (frozen hands and frozen feet)
20. Taking a bath in a pot of boiling water - a hilarious post-partition by an acquaintance 2
21. Walking in the watermelon field - having fun with both sides (left and right) Every circle)
22. The big radish went into the vegetable cellar - disappeared
23. Put lime on the mouth - Bai said (brush)
24. The scale pole is leaning on the road - be careful of the (star) point
25. King Zhou Ping and Zheng Zhuanggong exchanged hostages - not sincere.
26. A man wearing a hat who steals books - a sensible person does stupid things
27. A bald man wearing a bamboo hat - unable to (send) for five days
28. Gold is sold as brass - Qu Cai (Cai)
29. The statue maker does not give discounts to the statues - knows the truth
30. Firecrackers are lit at both ends - think (ring) One piece
31. Sitting in the lobby wearing a toilet - a corrupt (dirty) official
32. Zhu Fu wrote a letter to Peng Chong - love is bitter and hatred is happy.
33. Put the sun in the cabin - spend the day
34. Thread the steel wire through tofu - don't mention it
35. Sores on the back beam Pus leaking from the umbilicus of the bone---it's really bad
36. Pulling the gourd here and there - deliberately looking for trouble
37. The moth in the lampshade - fluttering nowhere go.
38. Scattering soybeans in the sesame field---hybrid
39. Fan Jin passed the imperial examination---going crazy with joy
40. Stones in the Yangtze River——- Chapter 3 of the hilarious break after the storm
41. Sores on the top of the head and suppuration on the soles of the feet --- it's really bad
42. Erhu in the Dongyue Temple --- Nonsense
43. A father kowtows to his son—how unreasonable (how is this etiquette)?
44. Carrying a doll on his back to grind the mill—adding more energy to others than adding strength
< p> 45. Burning mountains in a heap of ashes---they are all ashen (bastards)46. Pockets of black beans---stinky things
47. Nails in pockets-- —Everyone wants to get ahead
48. Washing yellow lotus by the river - why bother (river is bitter)
49. Protect your eyesight - be cautious!
50. Wearing sunglasses on a pile of coal - it's pitch black
51. A little donkey wearing a bridle - listening to others
52. The lamp has run out of oil - it takes a lot of heart (heart).
53. Cutting the sea water with a knife - it is hard to separate
54. Coptidis soaked in melon seeds - a bitter man (benevolent) son
55. Wearing a filial piety hat Watching a play - having fun and forgetting about worries
56. Boil glutinous rice balls in a meat pot - meat (poisonous) eggs
57. Seeing the father-in-law not talking to each other - having eyes but not seeing Mount Tai
58. Bow before meeting someone - it is not strange to be polite to many people
59. Soaking stones in a sauce vat - it is difficult to describe in a word (a salt is hard to get in)
60 .Waiting for the rooster to lay eggs - there is no hope. Four post-intermission passages that make people laugh
61. A dull knife cuts through a bamboo—can’t think about it (the sound can’t be heard)
62. A deaf person watching a play—a feast for the eyes
< p> 63. Put the stone in the henhouse---bastard64. Move the cow dung bug---Get out
65. Hold the child and grind the mill--Add more people Tim force.
66. Long live the nosebleed - Zhenghong (Zhenhong)
67. Grandma died and her son - no help (no uncle)
68 .Break the casserole - ask the truth (grain to the end)
69. Grass grows on the temple platform - panic (famine)
70. Wearing a fence and entering the temple gate - —Want to pretend to be a big-headed ghost
71. A lump in the throat - gambling (blocking) gas
72. Riding a horse for singing - no way (walking)
73. Go for a walk when you’re full - you’re full
74. Wear an extra-large hat and small shoes - top-heavy
75. King Wu of Zhou accepts advice - you become discouraged by playing with things.
76. The rag on the dinner table - tasted all the ups and downs
77. Drive when the time comes - wait and move.
78. A fly bites the Bodhisattva - inhumane
79. A lantern catches fire - explicit.
80. Filial brother, loyal, trustworthy, courteous, righteous and modest - a collection of shameless sentences that make people laugh
A collection of sentences that make people laugh (1)
1. On this road of no return as a foodie, human beings are never alone!
2. During a military parade of a certain unit, the chief walked by with his head held high, saying "Hello, comrades", "Hello, chief" and "Comrade" "We have worked hard", "Served the people", "Comrades are tanned" and "The chief is even darker".
3. Don’t talk to me about never leaving, my sister has already quit.
4. Everyone wishes you happiness. I only hope that you can travel through mountains and rivers and feel that this world is worth it.
5. Don’t waste time on small people and trivial matters. A general has a sword and cannot kill flies.
6. I like sunny mornings, as if I can start everything again.
7.? Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, autumn is weak, and winter is just the right time to sleep.
8. A foodie means that others are full after just two bites, but you are full and can still take two bites.
9. If you’re not happy for a while, just let it go. It's OK to be sad, but it's not OK to hurt your stomach.
10.?The three stooges all have the same stink.
11. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out.
12. Hang up a mosquito net and sleep naked inside to tease the mosquitoes and scare them to death.
13. The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison~
14. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. I saw a sow a few days ago , I think it looks pretty.
15. When I was a child, I thought that the whole world liked me; but when I grew up, I realized that it turned out to be the whole universe.
16. Don’t put pressure on me, that will be my motivation to become your boss.
17. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark...
18. When a big bear comes at night, no one can escape.
19. The first line: I didn’t bring my student ID card, admission ticket, and ID card. The second line: I didn’t do the listening, reading, and composition questions. Hengbiao: The important thing is to participate!
20. I have a green dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, and a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my shoulder. Collection of sentences that make people laugh (2)
21. I thought about the word "especially able to endure hardship", and I did the first one...
22. ?After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten.
23. On the plane, a parrot said to the stewardess: "Bring me a glass of water." The pig also imitated the parrot and said to the stewardess: "Bring me a glass of water." The stewardess was furious and ordered Both the parrot and the pig were thrown out of the plane. At this time, the parrot said to the pig: "You are stupid, I can fly."
24. I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach for food. They compete with each other every day. Ma's stomach won again today.
25. In the self-study class, a buddy farted loudly. He stood up and yelled: Damn it! Who farted so loudly?
26. Monday syndrome: yawning constantly, listlessness, dull eyes, and a dazed mind.
27. The most charming person is Master Kong. Thousands of people follow him every day.
28.?Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn’t even have to drink the northwest wind...
29.?When looking for a wife, find a foodie, and continue to eat when you are full. , easy to satisfy.
30. I can’t be defeated by reality because I still have awesome dreams.
31. I am so poor, why do I still gain weight? I don’t know how this fat grows. This problem has troubled me for many years.
32.?I am the sand, you are the sculpture, together we are the sand sculpture.
33. No one will cry and lie, but the so-called original intention has changed in the world.
34. 50% of the conflicts in the world come from: not being able to speak well.
35. The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
36. I struggled to climb to the top of the ladder, but found that the ladder was placed on the wrong wall...
37. I believe there are three things that cannot be touched. It is meaningless. Drinking party, people who don’t love you, friends who are hypocritical.
38. The so-called foodie should enjoy it with his mouth and want to lose weight in his heart.
39.?Every question in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business." Suddenly I feel so busy.
40. I thought I had grown taller overnight, but it turns out it was because the quilt was covering me horizontally. Collection of sentences that make people laugh (3)
41. A female classmate in the class always called me a top student. I was very annoyed. Finally I couldn’t help it anymore and shouted: Call me a top student again. I will call you Xue Ma. . . At this time, the classmates laughed in all kinds of ways, and I slapped the table and shouted: You are all students.
42. Compare which of these two fish is handsome, the handsome one will be tomorrow’s dish.
43. Since I took the holiday and lived a life of eating, sleeping and eating, I finally learned that pigs can be bored too.
44. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?
45.? Only those who are good-looking can be called foodies, and those who are not good-looking can only be called losers.
46. Don’t believe a foodie who says she wants to lose weight. When she says this, she must have just eaten.
47. Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class.
48. When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, if you learn this skill, you will never starve to death for the rest of your life. So my mother taught me how to eat!
49. Exam secrets: Choose the shortest if there are three long and one short; choose the longest if there are three short and one long; choose B if the length is different; choose D if the length is uneven. With copying as the main method and Mongolian as a supplement, a combination of Mongolian and copying will definitely pass the test.
50. In the dark night, I suddenly wanted to study, but when I found the candle, it was already dawn...
51. I don’t remember who it was It was once suggested that in order to calm the soul, a person should do two things he disliked every day.
52. At this time, the buddy behind him said leisurely: "Brother, please stop pretending, I'm having trouble." . . The wind is blowing! ! !
53. Old Platinum couldn’t stop eating.
54. For foodies, life will not be monotonous if there are delicious food every day.
55. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no. My mother said: I can have a boyfriend. I said: I really don’t have a boyfriend...
56. I don’t have a boyfriend. There are only two things you can't do in your life: you can't do this, and you can't do that.
57. Two little birds saw a hunter aiming at them. One said, you protect the scene and I will call the police!
58. There was an old farmer in the field. While hoeing, a crow flew over and dropped some shit on the old farmer's face. The old farmer raised his head and cursed: "You don't even know how to wear underpants when you go out!" The crow said, "You are wearing underpants when you poop!"
59. Set a small goal first, for example, marry Zhang Jike this year.
60.?The scarecrow can never tell what he is thinking, he doesn’t know, and no one wants to know.