A must-have humorous circle of friends in a traffic jam on a rainy day
A humorous circle of friends about traffic jams on rainy days (Part 1)
1. There is a first time for everything, for example: I can’t get on the highway because of the traffic jam on the highway! The first time I walked down the road from the oil field and drove back to the No. 3 Plant! Being a road addict, I believe in navigation too much! Take the small slope and dangerous bridge! It was a thrilling ride! Finally when I was asked to take the dirt road, I gave up! I met three kind-hearted boys who helped me reset the navigation! You have chosen the place you must pass! After a heavy traffic jam, get home safely!
2. Going home during the Chinese New Year and being stuck in traffic is also a blessing. Of course, don’t be stuck in a traffic jam for too long. I still have to rush home for dinner!
3. There are always some naive humans who think that if they blow the horn a few more times when there is a traffic jam, the car will start moving!
4. In the new year, after you get off the night shift, I can wait in the cold wind at the intersection; when you want to take a taxi but can’t, I can take the initiative to ask you if you want to take a taxi. When you are stuck in a traffic jam, The only people who take the initiative to choose a road with less traffic for you are black car drivers
5. I have never liked taking the bus, because it is jammed, slow, and dizzy. Still like to run away on my own.
6. Another aspect of traffic jams is that couples have nothing urgent to do anyway and just use this time and environment to fall in love.
7. It’s raining, there’s a traffic jam, and the weather is so cold, I’m so exhausted!
8. It’s the Chinese New Year, and it will be another holiday where you will be stuck in traffic jams when you go out, stuck in traffic jams when you come home, and suffer from explosions.
9. Do you want to? Few people and few cars, smooth roads?
10. The college entrance examination is tomorrow. Dear candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jams on your way to the examination room. I hope you will perform normally. I hope you can take the examination in the same place as the people you know.
11. Traffic jam is a butcher's knife.
12. I’m done, I’m about to get home. There’s a traffic jam on the highway.
13. There is a kind of pain that makes you still stuck in the road when others arrive. There is a kind of happiness that makes you look up from the sky. Traffic jam.
14. Traffic jam... Yesterday, highways everywhere became a sea of cars. Moreover, behind the traffic jam is another social topic: Civilized travel starts with me.
15. I am really annoyed by the traffic jam. There is really a traffic jam whenever there is a traffic policeman on this road!
16. The National Day traffic jam is terrible. The three- to four-hour drive is expected to be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself who is still on the highway... I guess I can have breakfast when I get back~... Think about it at the time I also want to apply to a university outside the province, which is fine.
17. After finally queuing up and getting on the bus, there was a traffic jam on the highway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?
18. Whether you drive or not, the road will be blocked and you will not be able to walk. ?
19. Ride my beloved motorcycle, it will never be stuck in traffic jams.
20.29． Traffic jams during the morning rush hour are always a nightmare! A humorous circle of friends in a traffic jam on a rainy day (Part 2)
21. The horn honked and the fog lights flashed red. The driver was heartbroken and just hoped that the weather would clear up.
22. Single girls can go on a blind date on the highway today. Look at your property from the car model, look at your character from your attitude, look at your kidney function from holding your urine in... I can only help you so far, so don't thank me.
23. On the way to work, there are thousands of miles of traffic and thousands of people. Looking at the street inside and outside, the traffic is like a turtle, the driver is irritable, does not move a step, and always urinates when the light is red. The traffic is so busy that many wealthy people are attracted to take the bus. What a pity the Audi A6 is as slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz and BMW, nowhere to go crazy. The genius of the generation, Lamborghini, shed tears watching an electric motorcycle pass a car. They all went there, counting the bicycles and laughing as they pedaled.
24. Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks and good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.
25. Yoyo Chek, I will start watching National Day Traffic Jam tomorrow.
26. The highway traffic jam is passing by, and the highway service area is full of garbage. Please bring your own garbage bags and don’t turn the highway into a garbage dump!
27. The annual May Day holiday is here! Hurry up and start a 4-day trip to Moments.
28. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the journey home. ?
29. Brother goes home, wish him a happy National Day traffic jam!
30. Let’s watch the sunset together. If we stay in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together.
31. The highest level of traffic jam is: if there is no traffic jam, you still feel uncomfortable.
32. Unexpectedly, someone came home last month and only arrived this month.
33.16. The traffic jam made me doubt my life... The taxi driver sent me to the exit of the station again... I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after staying there for 4 years. . .
34. During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, other people showed off their talents in traffic jams on the highway, and we entertained ourselves in the office by reading their Weibo posts.
35. Encountering a big traffic jam on the highway, it’s a bummer... and wasting more hours on the road
36. The happiest thing is to stay at home and watch it with you Traffic jam outside the window.
37. On the traffic jam, everyone was showing off their talents, some were fishing, some were walking dogs, and some were out for activities. I just sat in the car and enjoyed one drama after another.
38. Is it deep? Are the newly built roads full of potholes? ?
39. A girl was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get out. Afterwards, she put a plastic bag over her head and went to the roadside to solve the problem. Humorous copy to send to Moments in a traffic jam
Humorous copy to Moments in a traffic jam (Part 1)
1. It’s a long way home, when will the weather clear up?
2. The journey took an hour, and I walked for an hour.
3. Get up early, drive out, and hours later still haven’t left your favorite city.
4. It seems that I have to spend my first National Day in the car. There is traffic jam every National Day, which is very Anhui.
5. I hope there will be no traffic jam on the way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the amount of traffic jams during National Day in previous years, it seems like I am dreaming.
6. If the road is blocked, look at the sky. It is also blocked.
7. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jam you will get. Not moving for a few minutes is still submissive. Upset.
8. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the Chinese New Year. It had been stuck for more than three hours. There were no teammates who were stuck in traffic all the way.
9.26. In a high-speed traffic jam... there are four people in a car, and three people are playing mahjong on their mobile phones... I... can't...
10. A hundred years of accumulation has led to a sudden traffic jam.
11. The tail lights are red, and the ears are filled with the sound of piercing flutes. My heart is worried and I have been late for a long time, and my head is as depressed as thunder.
12. I am really annoyed by the traffic jam. There is really a traffic jam whenever there is a traffic policeman on this road!
13. The traffic jam was so bad that I just got out of the car and had a meal.
14. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the journey home. ?
15. Although I am happy to go home during the New Year, the traffic jam is still painful. At this moment, there is a serious traffic jam on the road.
16. When discussing with my wife where to go during the holidays, my then-year-old son said leisurely: Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.
17. On the traffic jam, everyone was showing off their talents, some were fishing, some were walking dogs, and some were out for activities. I just sat in the car and enjoyed one drama after another.
18. The traffic flow around the city has almost formed a circle.
19. There are often traffic jams on the road to happiness because there are too many people rushing on the road. ?
20. There is a traffic jam at Bingjingmenmen every morning when I go out. It has always been said that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? Being stuck in traffic every morning when I go out is annoying... Posting humorous copy on Moments when stuck in traffic (Part 2)
21. Alas! If you go out without checking the weather forecast, you will end up with traffic jams on the highway and heavy rain. When can I get home?
22. Congested, it would be better if there were fewer private cars so that the roads would not be blocked. If private cars could line up politely, the traffic would not be blocked. If there is no crowd, we will go home quickly, and friends who are in a hurry will not be upset by traffic jams. There should be fewer private cars.
23. There are some things you have no choice about, such as catching a cold, being stuck in traffic, or falling in love with someone.
24. The college entrance examination is tomorrow. Dear candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jams on your way to the examination room. I hope you will perform normally. I hope you can take the examination in the same examination room as the people you know.
25. Once when I was stuck in traffic, there was a beautiful woman next to me who smiled at me for half an hour - she was in an advertisement on the roadside.
26. The Japanese are already upset and are stuck in traffic jams like this.
27. Is it miserable? Shoes are stuck in mud and no one cares about the car!
28. There are always some naive humans who think that if they blow the horn a few more times when there is a traffic jam, the car will start moving!
29. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 ways every day.
30. There is still traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2:30 in the morning. I really want to vomit blood
31. I am born with talents that will be useful, and I will not move for two hours.
32. Being stuck in a traffic jam makes me unhappy and in a bad mood. Who knows who is blocking it.
33. Traffic jams, catching the bus, waiting for the bus, long car rides, carrying heavy boxes up and down emm,,, this is the last day of my holiday
34. Afraid of traffic jams on National Day , got up at 4:30 and continued to Lanzhou.
35. A Chinese-style traffic jam. Three cars rear-ended each other on the Tai'an section of the Beijing-Shenyang Expressway. However, the following cars took advantage of the opportunity, preventing the tow truck from entering the scene, and the traffic jam lasted for more than an hour.
36. After the second ring road, avoid going to the traffic jams and worry about it.
37. Yoyo Chek, let’s watch National Day Traffic Jam tomorrow.
38. The annual May Day holiday is here! Hurry up and start a 4-day trip to Moments.
39. Traffic jams are blocked by cars and time, but of course they are blocked by people.
40.23. A girl was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get out. Later, she put a plastic bag over her head and went to the roadside to solve the problem. A humorous talk about the traffic jam at the middle school intersection in the circle of friends
A humorous talk about the traffic jam at the middle school intersection in the circle of friends Part 1
1. Going home for the New Year is a perfect return, but perfection will always come with imperfection Good experiences come with you, but there are some things where you have no choice, such as being stuck in a traffic jam.
2. Life is as comfortable as a stove, and now life is full of food and clothing. Driving is a common thing, and you can go in and out without being exposed to the sun. Every day after get off work, the torrent is stagnant, and when I get home, I feel as tired as a serf. Driving a car is faster than a motorcycle. These tools are as good as nothing.
3. Traffic jam is a butcher's knife.
4. My mother said that the road to Qingguo College was too crowded and there would be traffic jams and she was not allowed to take the car and asked me to walk there by myself.
5. When I woke up in the morning, it was drizzling. My wife asked me to drive to work and take her to her unit on the way. I said angrily: "Why? I've mopped the floor, washed the dishes, and done all the housework. Why are you punishing me in such a cruel way? - I'd rather kneel on the washboard than drive to work!" Finished, slipped away on a bicycle!
6. The May Day holiday is here, and I bought a globe. The world is so big, not only can I look at it, but I can also go around it.
7. Let me tell you a piece of news that is so shocking that it makes you want to cry but has no tears, and makes the world and gods cry: the traffic jam on the Hangzhou Ring Road is kilometers long! The entire traffic flow around the city has almost formed a circle.
8. On the highway, the traffic was jammed for more than ten hours.
9. Being stuck in traffic is also a kind of journey. ?
10. There is a first time for everything, for example: I can’t get on the highway because of a traffic jam! The first time I walked down the road from the oil field and drove back to the No. 3 Plant! Being a road addict, I believe in navigation too much! Take the small slope and dangerous bridge! It was a thrilling ride! Finally when I was asked to take the dirt road, I gave up! I met three kind-hearted boys who helped me reset the navigation! You have chosen the place you must pass! After a heavy traffic jam, get home safely!
11. The world's largest auto show---China Expressway Auto Show, a luxury auto show with the most complete varieties and the largest number of exhibitors.
12. On the way home, the traffic jam was like years of constipation. The passengers in the car did not move no matter how anxious they were.
13. There is still traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2:30 in the morning. I really want to vomit blood
14.30. I'm having a meeting in the north these days. I have to travel 4 hours and 90 kilometers back and forth every day. The drive makes me sore, backache, headache, and upset. From Ring 2 to Ring 4, there are traffic jams all day long. This was not the case a few years ago. There are too many cars!
15. Traffic jam is also called calories. Humor about traffic jams at middle school intersections Part 2 in the circle of friends
16. I have developed a state of mind: traffic jams, no mood jams!
17. Whether you drive or not, the road will be blocked and you will not be able to walk. ?
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19. It rains all night when the house leaks, and there is always a traffic jam during the festival.
20. Seeing or not seeing, traffic jam version: You drive or don’t drive, the road is blocked there and you can’t walk.
21. Staying at home is the biggest contribution to the long holiday. It is not difficult for the traffic police, it is not difficult for the cleaners, it is not difficult for the insurance company, it is not difficult for the gasoline resources, and it is not difficult for the expressway to charge no fees and you have to issue cards and collect them. Card collectors.
22. I don’t see the ancient people in front of me, and I don’t see the newcomers in the back. Thinking of the congestion on the road ahead, I shed tears while accompanying my beloved car.
23. Who still remembers the seven-day National Day fun, even if you are stuck in traffic?
24. I originally drove out with two boxes of high-end mooncakes as gifts. We were stuck in the middle of the road. I was so hungry that I couldn't hold on any longer, so I finished my mooncakes and found an exit to go home.
25. If you are stuck in a traffic jam, you will buy a plane when your employer becomes a nouveau riche. Damn it.
26. Brother goes home, wishing him a happy National Day traffic jam!
27.1. The traffic jam on the expressway and Pikou is so severe that we may not even be able to leave at noon.
28. The cars were crowded into a knot, the drivers were restless, and the horns were blaring.
29. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the journey home. ?
30. Traffic jam is a very annoying thing. When a lot of annoying things are encountered in a traffic jam, music can only be used to relieve it. AC/DC will always be at the top of my playlist. Turn up the volume, close the windows, and time is yours at this moment. Post humorous sentences about traffic jams on WeChat Moments
Post humorous sentences about traffic jams on WeChat Moments (Part 1)
1. Traffic jams are also called calories.
2. At this time every day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together, and they don’t want to leave for a long time.
3. Are you "trafficked" today?
4. On the way to work, there are thousands of miles of traffic and thousands of people. Looking at the street inside and outside, the traffic is like a turtle, the driver is irritable, does not move a step, and always urinates when the light is red. The traffic is so busy that many wealthy people are attracted to take the bus.
What a pity the Audi A6 is as slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz and BMW, nowhere to go crazy. The genius of the generation, Lamborghini, shed tears watching an electric motorcycle pass a car. They all went there, counting the bicycles and laughing as they pedaled.
5. I don’t see the ancient people in front of me, and I don’t see the newcomers in the back. Thinking about the congestion on the road ahead, I shed tears while accompanying my beloved car.
6. I was stuck in a traffic jam and almost fainted from peeing. Lesson learned: Drink water in small sips, and don’t drink too much at one time.
7. Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?
8. I’m done, I’m going home soon. There’s a traffic jam on the highway
9.18. I was annoyed by the traffic jam and couldn't move. I rolled down the window to let in the air. The guy in the car next to me saw me and said hello, "Hi, your beard is long and thick. It's quite handsome. You must have kept it for a long time." I said it didn't take long, I just shaved before going out.
10. The tail lights are red, and the ears are filled with the sound of piercing whistles. My heart is worried and I have been late for a long time, and my head is as depressed as thunder.
11. After the second ring road, avoid going to the traffic jams and worry about it.
12. The cars are blocked from the toll gate to the provincial highway, why are they not allowed to pass for free?
13. There was a traffic jam on the highway last night, so I ran down to take pictures of the stars. ?
14. I was stuck in a traffic jam for more than an hour. It’s amazing. It’s so expensive to take a taxi in Beijing. Why don’t you create a traffic jam for me?
15. The traffic light in front of me was blocked. The pot sticks and cooks. After waiting for several minutes, they still haven't hired me yet. Post humorous sentences about traffic jams on WeChat Moments (Part 2)
16. Traffic jams make you busy, traffic jams make you panic, traffic jams make you leisurely, traffic jams make you happy, and traffic jams make you healthier.
17. I’ll wait for you at the next intersection. There's a traffic jam at this intersection.
18. Don’t worry about being stuck in traffic. Smile and enjoy the scenery in a different mood. ?
19. Going home during the Chinese New Year, there are all kinds of traffic jams, but the traffic jam is not a worry!
20. When I woke up in the morning, it was drizzling. My wife asked me to drive to work and take her to her unit on the way. I said angrily: "Why? I've mopped the floor, washed the dishes, and done all the housework. Why are you punishing me in such a cruel way? - I'd rather kneel on the washboard than drive to work!" Finished, slipped away on a bicycle!
21. When the house leaks, it rains all night, and during festivals, there are always traffic jams.
22. Traffic jams are a very annoying thing. When a lot of annoying things happen and you encounter a traffic jam, you can only use music to relieve it. AC/DC will always be at the top of my playlist. Turn up the volume, close the windows, and time is yours at this moment.
23. Your lover is waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost on the road.
24. A hundred years of accumulation will be blocked in one day.
25. Go before the National Day traffic jam. I got on the expressway at ten o'clock in the evening. I looked around and saw that I was almost at the Jiangyin Bridge. It was like this every time I went back to my parents' home. Looking forward to the high-speed rail next year. Leave that boring place and go back to see my dear friends. Not excited, but more calm and relieved. I know there will always be someone waiting for me there~
26. Congested, it would be better if there were fewer private cars, so that the road would not be blocked. If private cars could line up politely, the traffic would not be blocked. . If there is no crowd, we will go home quickly, and friends who are in a hurry will not be upset by traffic jams. There should be fewer private cars.
27. Who still remembers the seven-day National Day fun, even if you are stuck in traffic?
28. Single girls can go on a blind date on the highway today. Look at your property from the car model, look at your character from your attitude, look at your kidney function from holding your urine in... I can only help you so far, so don't thank me.
29.22. There was a traffic jam on the highway, so I yelled out who wanted to play Honor of Kings, and ended up laughing.
30. The most romantic thing I can think of during the Chinese New Year is staying at home with you and watching the traffic jam on the street. Post a classic humorous comment about traffic jams in WeChat Moments
Post a classic humorous comment about traffic jams in WeChat Moments (1)
1. I get upset when I’m stuck in a traffic jam, and I want to eat when I’m annoyed thing.
2. Is it miserable? Shoes are stuck in mud and no one cares about the car!
3. I never like taking the bus, because it is stuck in traffic, slow and dizzy. Still like to run away on my own.
4. I’m so drunk, I’m going home soon. There’s a traffic jam on the highway.
5. There is a traffic jam on the highway. If you are hungry, just call home delivery...
6. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jam you will get. Not moving for a few minutes is still submissive. Upset.
7. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we merge into the high-speed traffic jam game, which is very lively.
8. Unexpectedly, someone came home last month and only arrived this month.
9. Just start early enough. You can't catch me in a traffic jam!
10. It rains all night when the house leaks, and you always encounter a big traffic jam when you are late.
11. The traffic jam made me doubt my life... The taxi driver sent me to the exit again... I was really worried that I still couldn't find the entrance after staying there for years.
12. Highway, please charge a toll!
13. I am finally going home to celebrate the New Year, but I am really afraid of the traffic jam. What I am most afraid of at the moment is the traffic jam. This process of overcoming the tribulation is too difficult.
14. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the journey home.
15. In the morning, I basically go up with biscuits and come down with flour, that’s it.
16. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking!
17. On the way home, the traffic jam was like years of constipation. The passengers in the car did not move no matter how anxious they were.
18. It’s raining, there’s a traffic jam, and the weather is so cold, I’m so exhausted!
19. There is always traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more urgent you want, the more twists and turns you will have.
20. Do you hate it or not? The car navigation does not work! Post a classic humorous comment about traffic jams on WeChat Moments (2)
1. I asked where the restaurant was, but was blocked at the toll gate.
2. I’m used to being stuck in traffic, so I’m not in a hurry and just hum a tune slowly.
3. Every time I go home, I always face traffic jams.
4. Are you worried? When does the digging and digging take off?
5. Being stuck in traffic during the Chinese New Year is simply a disaster in life. After all, people get old and their bladders no longer work.
6. The traffic flow around the city has almost formed a circle.
7. There are often traffic jams on the road to happiness because there are too many people rushing on the road.
8. I was stuck in a traffic jam and almost fainted from peeing. Lesson learned: Drink water in small sips, and don’t drink too much at one time.
9. At the traffic light in front of you, there is a sticky pot. After waiting for several minutes, they still haven't hired me yet.
10. Dear, let’s watch the sunset together. If we stay in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!
11. A row of egrets climbed into the sky, and I was squeezed in the middle. I asked where the restaurant was, but was blocked at the toll gate. I still hold my pipa half-covered, I forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; I am born with talents that will be useful, so I will not move for five hours; The cold rain comes on the river at night, watching the sunrise on the highway; The apes on both sides of the bank can't stop crying, and I can't live at home Sleeping in the car; roaring when the road is rough, and walking the dog on the highway.
12. I’m used to being stuck in traffic, so I’m not in a hurry and just hum a tune slowly.
13. Still holding the pipa, half covering my face, I forgot to bring instant noodles in the car.
14. Everyone got off the car and did morning exercises. There are also drivers who wander their dogs on the highway.
15. Whether you drive or not, the road will be blocked and you will not be able to walk.
16. Going home for the New Year is a perfect return, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.
17. I am a wandering wanderer who has been stuck in traffic jam on the highway for an hour and is now climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.
18. On the way home, there is traffic jam, but my heart is not blocked.
19. Every time I go to get off work, the road is completely blocked, with red and green lights stopped, and I can’t move a step for a long time.
20. You can go ahead if it’s Spring Festival travel, or I’ll lose if it’s not blocked! Post a classic humorous talk about traffic jams in WeChat Moments (3)
1. Whether you drive or not, the road will be blocked and you will not be able to walk.
2. It is too difficult to go home, and the traffic jam is too hard.
3. Don’t panic if you are stuck in traffic, send it to Moments first.
4. You are so stuck, you are so stuck, you are so stuck, so stuck.
5. Traffic jams and an increase in non-mainstream traffic are the prelude to the Spring Festival.
6. Waiting for you at the next intersection. There is a traffic jam at this intersection.
7. The wide and wide road suddenly became blocked.
8. The world is so big, why is there a traffic jam here?
9. In the face of traffic jams, the helplessness and sadness of life are even more highlighted.
10. The traffic jam makes me doubt my life.
11. Where are you, was he stuck in traffic on the way here?
12. When stuck in traffic, you can call your family, friends, or even customers. The longer the traffic jam lasts, the more profound the emotional exchange becomes. Some people gained long-lost family affection, some negotiated big business, and some even gained love... Traffic jams really promote the relationship between people.
13. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jam you will get. Not moving for a few minutes is still submissive. Upset.
14. There are often traffic jams on the road to happiness because there are too many people rushing on the road.
15. When will this slowly move to the ground?
16. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 ways every day.
17. Traffic jam is always a nightmare!
18. It is difficult to get on and off the bridge, and the elevated highway is severely blocked. It is difficult to get off the bridge, and it is difficult to get on the bridge, walking in the middle of the car.
19. Some things have no choice. For example, there is a traffic jam.
20. I have already practiced it, and my mood is not stuck in traffic jams!