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During the War of Liberation, the Kuomintang army was about to be defeated, and a large number of soldiers followed Chiang Kai-shek to Taiwan. At that time, there were many tragedies involving wives and children. After many years of separation, the mother here cried until her head turned gray, and the young wife dragged her infant son who was waiting for feeding and experienced endless hardships in life. Winter went to spring, flowers bloomed and fell, and her forehead was quietly covered with folds of longing.
More than twenty years have passed. With China's reform and opening up, the young soldiers who followed the Kuomintang army across the river finally broke through the cage of longing and traveled thousands of miles to return home to visit their relatives.
At this time, the mainland's economy was also undergoing earth-shaking changes. Elevators, flush toilets and other high-end living facilities have also rushed to the shores of the mainland following the craze of returning home to visit relatives.
After many hardships, an old gentleman returned to his hometown and was placed in the most upscale hotel in the county at that time. When the brothers and sisters living in the countryside learned about it, they rushed to the hotel with their wives and children to meet him and talk about the pain of missing each other for decades. Unexpectedly, they made a lot of jokes together.
This hotel had an elevator and a flush toilet at that time.
In China at that time, the country people had never seen elevators and toilets, let alone seen them before. The easiest way for country people to relieve themselves is to dig a pit the same size as a water tank not far from the back door of the house. After digging, they place a large tank in the hole with two stone slabs on top for stepping on the left and right feet. A wooden board about the same width as a pole is placed behind the two feet to reduce the potential energy of defecation so that feces and urine will not splash all over the buttocks. The urine will flow down from the gap in the middle. Rural people call this kind of place a pit, and a person will build a small house with a hut or wood and thatch around the pit so that he can go to the toilet normally when it rains.
It is said that a blind date in the countryside hurriedly came to the city to see a brother whom he had not seen for many years. I missed each other so deeply that I didn’t know where to start the conversation when we met, the country people’s reticence, and the fact that they hadn’t seen each other for many years and the different living environments created so many barriers that I could only continue to drink water. and intermittent questions and answers to express the arduous journey of decades. If you drink too much water, you will naturally start to be unable to hold it in. So I quickly came out and looked around for a place to go to the toilet. Fortunately, even though I didn’t know where the toilets in the city were, I had already asked before I came that what the city people call toilets. In the process of searching, he finally got up the courage to ask a fair-skinned waiter. He gestured for a long time and held back the words "Where is the toilet?" The waiter enthusiastically took him to the corridor not far from the elevator and pointed to the side of the elevator. : "Then, the toilet is right there!" It means the toilet is right next to the elevator, and there are male and female signs on it!
This brother from the countryside didn't rush to say thank you and rushed to the "toilet"! Just as he reached the point where the attendant pointed his finger, the elevator door opened. The country brothers were not in a hurry to savor how advanced the "toilets" in the city were. They rushed into the elevator, unzipped their pants, endured the feeling of weightlessness as the elevator went up and down, and faced the elevator door with the urgent pain of urination. Sprinkle it. Just when the water was pouring on the elevator door, the door suddenly opened, and a scream came from outside the door. People waiting for the elevator outside did not rush to dodge the water flowing outward, and they were all stunned by the scene in front of them. The country brother peeing inside instinctively covered his lower body, wishing he could dig a hole in the ground to get himself in...