Those rotten TV dramas
1, hearing the bad news, the bowl in your hand will definitely fall to the ground and break into pieces.
2. In case of sudden change, rush out when you are sad. It must be a thunderstorm.
You can't die if you fall off a cliff. Therefore, jumping off a cliff is a never-ending escape method.
4. Intuition is always right, ominous premonitions are always fulfilled particularly accurately, and fortune tellers are generally accurate.
You must finish what you said before you die.
6. Breaking in without knocking at the door usually involves two things: hanging yourself and taking a bath.
7. The heroine or hero in TV plays usually takes a bath at least once.
8. There are four ways for a woman to be regarded as a man: her hat is knocked off, she falls into the water, she touches her chest, and she is seen changing clothes.
9. Good people hide in the house, but bad people can't find them.
10, generally, a bad boss can't die the first time, so he has been struggling to death, and he has to cut it again before he dies.
1 1. Before the war, amulets were usually given by the right people.
12, grabbing a knife (including scissors) usually causes a person to be scratched.
13, there is a new supporting role in the TV series, and generally what happens below (and the case) is related to him.
14, escape, or escape to the cliff; Or escape to the open space, and then suddenly fight around a lot of people.
15, a surname is generally a villain leader, no matter what his surname is.
16, I often didn't respond to an important sentence, and then I reread it, which was a surprise.
17, the third party standing between the hero and heroine usually ends in death.
18, at the critical moment of reunion after a long separation, phones and pagers always ring out of place.
19. When you run away, it is especially easy to trip or fall when you walk on the mountain, and then you will say, "Leave me alone and run." .
20. It is a common method to shoot the reflection in the mirror or the lake first, and then turn to the real scene.
2 1. There are always two people who look exactly alike.
22. When climbing a mountain, you always step on a stone and slip.
23. If you are in a bad mood, your hair will be messy when your career is not smooth, and your beard will be pulled out (in martial arts movies, heroes who didn't have beards will grow beards at this time).
24. When a person dies, when the camera turns, it is a black-and-white photo.
25. There is only one possibility for a woman to suddenly get sick, and that is pregnancy.
26. It is common in war movies that troops gradually appear at the end of the horizon.
27. Time flies in two ways: 1, with subtitles for many years, and 2. When the hero does an action (such as riding a horse or running), he suddenly grows up while doing it.
28. The last resort to stop the enemy is to hold the leg, and the result of holding the leg is generally a heroic sacrifice.
29, clothes are wet, burning clothes or sheltering from the rain will generally lead to gossip.
30. When two people confront each other in a game, they should generally describe them carefully in the order of eyes, expressions and gestures.
3 1, the heroine runs and runs when she is sad, and finally she must hold a tree and start crying.
32. When a bad guy shoots at the protagonist secretly, someone named "Be careful" must stop the gun for the protagonist.
Once you lose your job and are in a hurry for money, you go (or threaten to go) to the dock to carry sacks.
34. The bad guys will overwhelm the good guys. Generally, they will raise their knives with both hands and raise their heads to make a fatal blow. However, at this time, the yellowbird is behind, and the bad guys will eventually die.
35. The most powerful and famous martial arts in Wulin must be witchcraft.
36. When you are angry, you will pick up something nearby and throw it on the ground to vent your anger. So when the host gets angry, the tea bowl will be smashed.
37. Humiliating others always gets in their way.
38. When the enemy is outnumbered, there will always be people who volunteer to stay and finally die heroically.
39. Generally, the sects in martial arts films are the largest in the martial arts, and its head is the martial arts leader.
40. In order to show that one side's weapon is superior, the other side always has to be cut several times.
4 1, "long line, big fish" is the most commonly used trick.
42. Generally speaking, seclusion will lead to accidents.
43. The poison oath made by the bad guys will be fulfilled.
44. Once you let others go, say, "Go away, go far away, I don't want to see you again."
45. When husband and wife die together, they always hold hands.
46. What you like at first will become a love-hate relationship, while what you don't like at first may eventually become a family.
47. The ashes must be scattered into the sea.
48. Even in ancient times, monogamy was particularly important (the hero usually chose only one of many beautiful women).
49. When people are in a hurry, they are all fanned by a big mouth, and the people who are beaten usually bleed at the corners of their mouths.
50. The title of a powerful minister, whether a eunuch or a prince, is nine years old.
5 1. After the death of an ancient heroine, she was usually put on a boat covered with flowers.
52, the ancient hero extremely will face the heroine's personal servant girl.
Taking hostages is the best way to escape.
Anything you don't know what to say or shouldn't say, you must say it.
When asked "Do you want to hear the truth or lies", everyone will choose to listen to the truth.
56. There are fishing scenes in the TV series. Usually two people are talking, but in the end, they will definitely catch a fish.
57. There are usually nails when you hit your head against the wall. Many people died for no reason.
58. When you make a phone call, because you hesitated for a long time and didn't talk, the other party didn't hang up.
59. A person who has lost his memory will eventually wake up, but he chooses not the original life, but the life after losing his memory.
60. The so-called last time, something will happen after washing your hands.
6 1. When I try to sneak away, I always encounter something noisy.
62. When you run away, you usually find a place to hide and wait for the pursuers to come out. Hiding places are usually laundry baskets and grass.
63. There is a stone tablet "Death of Intruder" outside the mysterious place, but it is generally ok to go in.
64. The common way for a third party to break up an original couple is to deliberately let one party see his intimate relationship with the other.
65. People who travel through time and space, whether going to the future or going back to ancient times, will live better in the new environment.
66. Describe being very scared and give a close-up of wet pants.
The phone always rings until someone answers it.
68. Uninformed people always pick up the murder weapon when they find it at the crime scene.
69. Sneaking back to the house at night (or early in the morning) is sure to be found.
70. The first attempt at a new invention (especially firearms) is doomed to failure.
7 1. The rescued person will definitely help at a critical time in the future.
72. When you run away or fight, you usually mess up the passing stalls.
73. You don't usually see the face you want to see.
74. People with high education in TV dramas are often not good people.
75. When you see a loved one sleeping in bed, you usually cover him with a quilt.
76. Say how many minutes it will take on the road, and it will definitely not arrive on time; Similarly, people who say "wait a minute, I'll be right back" to friends or family members generally don't come back on time.
77. At the end of the conversation, when one person leaves, another person will suddenly say, "Thank you."
78. After poisoning other people's wine, you will definitely stare at each other when others are drinking.
79. The probability of miscarriage during pregnancy is always high, and most of the reasons for abortion are rolling down stairs. And once aborted, it is likely to lose fertility.
80. Once you are terminally ill, you deliberately run away with your boyfriend (or girlfriend).
8 1, people who take off their masks voluntarily are more likely to be women.
82. Being beaten on horseback will definitely not kill you.
83. When men and women fall in love, the word "wind and rain meet" is generally used.
84. The reason for persuasion is: "If you are doing him good, then …".
85. The characters in a play (especially in a costume play) always have a restaurant where they often meet.
86. The characters in the play generally don't directly answer the question of "yes or no", or don't answer or care about him.
When an object falls from the sky, you must photograph it.
When you hear someone offering you a reward, you usually have to evaluate the price.
89. The real murderer is always exposed because he talks too much and says something he shouldn't know.
90. When two people talk and one person leaves, they always take pictures of each other's expressions at this time.
9 1, taking a bath and sleeping is a common means of concealment.
92. Once a person whose evil deeds are hard to change says that he wants to repent, he is not far from death.
93, a person in the hospital, always take a picture of the feelings of people outside the operating room.
94. The next action of sewing clothes is to prick the hand.
95. The illegible words on the letter must be the key words.
96. Opening the car door when you are flustered will definitely drop something.
97. It was obvious that no one was chasing when retreating. Someone had to stay voluntarily and said, "You go first." And this person is bound to have an accident next.
98. The reunion of people you once knew will always be missed for various reasons, but it will definitely be reunited in the end.
99. After a severe cough, cover your mouth with a handkerchief and generally vomit blood.
100. Five musts: it will rain on the knee, amnesia in a car accident, vomiting blood when injured, and there is one second left to disarm the bomb, so men disguised as women can't see it.