Liu Shun's prose

One day in xx month of 20xx, an unusual evening walk time. After paying the phone bill and swiping the credit card, I plan to go home and watch the TV series My brother's name is Shun Liu.

But my colleague's daughter insisted on going to the overpass to see the puppy. At first glance, she reluctantly agreed. However, before I left, I told you the truth first, and repeatedly stated my strict position of "just watching, not watching". My daughter and husband also vaguely agreed, so I boldly let go. Unexpectedly, one short step will make a lasting regret.

At that time, my daughter had just finished the middle school entrance examination and was very idle. It seemed to be her dream for many years to have a puppy of her own. But, after all, it is too much trouble for a lazy person like me to live in a reinforced concrete matchbox and raise a puppy.

However, once she walked in front of the dog, her daughter was obviously no longer willing to keep her promise, while another family member who was usually insignificant but now held the most crucial vote was weak-willed and could not help her daughter's stalking and beating, so she defected. So, for a while, the situation changed suddenly. And I can only fall into helpless failure.

It's not that I didn't take precautions, nor that I didn't try my best to raise a yellow Labrador in Xinkai. Very cute. I told my daughter that this dog will be hers in the future. Just click the mouse, feed it, walk it, and everything will be done. What a bargain! This stubborn daughter insists on raising it by herself. What a helpless thing!

Along the way, my daughter carefully held the puppy less than 20 days old, walked past the ice cream stand, and even forgot to ask her favorite ice cream. Look at her expression, she is both excited and scared, nervous and flustered, as if afraid that her unsteady walking or wobbling will hurt the puppy in her arms.

Happy or not, like it or not. Anyway, the uncooked rice is ready and the puppy has bought it. I have to give it a name. After all, "the name is irregular and the words are not smooth."

Husband said: "Look at it chubby, just call it chubby!" "

"Is it too common?" I'm a little disdainful, plus the disputes and grievances caused by buying a dog, and my tone and intonation are quite harsh.

"Mom, do you have a good name?" My daughter knows that I am unhappy inside, and some "flatter" me.

I looked helplessly at the sky and saw an unknown bird hovering in the sky, so I filtered the limited bird names stored in my mind and said, "Just call it a cuckoo."

The daughter immediately disagreed and said, "No, no, read quickly. Sounds like fart. " Hehe, thanks to her idea!

So the three men fell into a short silence, and the daughter gently stroked the dog as she walked and said, "Its fur feels so smooth!" " "At this point, my divergent thinking immediately entered the working state. The lightning flashed, the dog had a new name, and the family of three passed unanimously!

The dog's name is Liu Shun!

Second, about poop.

Liu Shun is a child who loves freedom very much. Just a few days after I got home, I won the right to stand tall and live. The only windowless cabin in the family, Covey was transformed into a bedroom by him. Anyway, there are not many visitors at home, so there is only one bathroom in one bathroom. After all, he was reasonable and left us a big window in Wei Ming. We acquiesced in the virtue of China's traditional culture of "being kind to others, to say the least, everything in the world". Of course, it seems more appropriate to understand it as a concession in desperation.

However, the headache is: poop.

This little comrade seems to muddle along in some things, but he has a great personality, that is, he manages his own site and resolutely maintains the public health of his dormitory. As for poop, it must be "fat water will enter the field of laymen." Pity me, 130 square meters of space has become his convenient place. what can I do?

Thanks to our ancestor Kong Old Master Q, didn't his old man say "teaching students in accordance with their aptitude"? This is indeed a "universal" truth.

We should teach students in accordance with their aptitude, suit the remedy to the case, and find the right starting point. Only in this way can we win the final victory. Once the train of thought is determined, it depends on my actions.

First of all, there is nothing wrong with poop itself, and no one has the right to stop it. The crux of the matter is, where do you poop? According to common sense, of course, it should be the bathroom. However, where is the smooth bathroom? This analysis turned out to be wrong, because we didn't provide him with a suitable and clear defecation place.

Secondly, since the crux has been found, things have become relatively simple. I searched the internet, discussed it with Du Niang, and then went to the shopping mall, with stainless steel trays and mesh mats, and spread a layer of newspapers. The smooth bathroom was announced immediately.

Therefore, the toilet can be used. As for whether this toilet can come in handy? It depends on our ability!

To say that everyone has weaknesses, just as every dog has its own characteristics. As long as we grasp the weakness of people or the characteristics of dogs, what else can we do? And what are the characteristics of smoothness? This is simply obvious, almost everyone on earth knows, greed! So, I just need to play a little trick on eating. Simply put, it is to introduce a reward mechanism. If you defecate in the toilet, you will be rewarded with matching cookies. And if you poop anywhere, you have to swear and blame. As for biscuits, they can only look at them at most and can't eat them.

In this way, after rewarding a big bag of biscuits, I developed a good habit of defecation. I understand you can't just pee.

Third, when things go well, you will meet an idiot.

Liu Shun has a pair of talking watery eyes, and she likes sticking to people very much. She identified herself with her own kind. Every time she goes out and meets her own kind, she hides like a ghost. I'm a glutton, and I won't stop until I get to my stomach at every meal.

Foolish and playful, people are timid. When they go out with their owners, they often run away. They are not sticky at all. When they go out to see their own kind, no matter how many times taller than themselves, they will take the initiative to run forward and show their kindness. They will never make a fool of themselves in front of their own kind and are very willing to talk about friendship with their own kind. Benben with long hair doesn't look shabby, but try to hold it up. The weight is really as light as a feather. Stupid eyes are small, and then they look like two black beans hidden in long hair. I don't know what to think. Benben shows a dispensable attitude towards food and never gluttony. I don't know what I've been doing all day. I didn't cook anyway.

At first, Liu Shun and Benben were educated in their own homes. When Liu Shun knew where to eat and drink Lazarus, Benben still blossomed everywhere in his home. He loves to eat, to eat, to drink, to love Nara Nara, to love Nasanasa. Two dogs with different personalities deviate from their outlook on life and have almost no common interests, but at a certain stage of their lives, they have a dramatic intersection.

For various reasons, Liu Shun's master planned to give her away. Almost at the same time, Benben's master also had this idea, so Liu Shun and Benben were sent to the same family one after another.

Benben went for a few days first. When Liu Shun arrived, Benben naturally acted like a host. He wanted to be more enthusiastic about Liu Shun, but Liu Shun was ungrateful. Hide if you can, run if you can, and turn around and yell at Benben when you are in a hurry. In terms of physique, Benben is no match for Liu Shun, but Liu Shun is timid, so even if Benben's master has left and Liu Shun's master is still around, he will always see Benben chasing Liu Shun to hide. When this situation is fixed in his mind, how can the master of Liu Shun not feel uneasy? When you leave, you must remind the new owner to pay more attention to Liu Shun, and don't let Liu Shun be bullied by idiots all the time!

In the next Hongyan biography, I knew it was time to eat. Benben, who was not greedy, was always invited first, knowing that Benben always deliberately ate smooth food first, and then turned around and pulled it at will in his rice bowl, but fear made Liu Shun endure hunger. When Benben is really not interested in food and turns to retreat, Liu Shun will look around and walk slowly to Benben's food.

Later, when the video came, it could be seen that Liu Shun still didn't like Benben and didn't like playing with Benben, but he was indifferent when he got along, but his fear was gone.

Later, I heard that when eating, we were equal. Then I ate my own food and went to rob Benben. Benben is not greedy anyway, and he doesn't show too much anger at being able to grab food. Later, two people tacitly expressed this phenomenon as a normal state.

When Liu Shun's owner went to see them, the two dogs kept in step. When a stranger visited, Benben took the lead and was the first to rush over. Liu Shun jumped up. After taking the initiative, it looks quite harmonious.

When we left, we walked away in step. When we said goodbye, they turned and ran together in the direction of their new home.

As a smooth old master, seeing them running back together, I guess they may also talk about friendship first and then love. Liu Shun's young master denied it, saying it was impossible. It is well known that Liu Shun doesn't like being stupid. Of course, as a secular person, I also know how Shunshun keeps Benben away from himself and treats Benben coldly. I also know that Shun Shun and Benben have different ambitions and should have no common goal.

But who can predict things in this world? Time is the best sculptor. In the TV series Latent, Yu Zecheng, an intellectual, and Cuiping, a guerrilla captain like a village girl, have different personalities. Did they get married without the same feelings? People are like this, how can dogs be an exception?

In later contact, I knew that Liu Shun was pregnant. Although the child didn't survive because she was too young to be a mother, I know that Liu Shun and Benben have had love and crystallization.

I visited Liu Shun, a young woman. When I met my old master, I was so excited that I couldn't control myself. He went around us crazily, round and round; He jumped into our arms. In fact, we only raised him for eight months, but he obviously engraved us in his mind.

Shun Liu is still greedy, still likes to go into the kitchen, still likes to jump into his master's arms, and Benben is influenced by Shun Liu and becomes fond of being close to people. Stupid is still playful, still active, still smooth. Those who have eaten and slept soundly are willing to play with him, and their looks are not as full of disgust as before.

When she met stupidity, she learned to accept, tolerate, love and be loved; When she met with stupidity, she abandoned loneliness and prejudice, understood that love is multi-directional, and gradually grew up and matured.

As for benben, he also gained friendship and even tasted the sweetness of love.

Fourth, between people and dogs.

It's been a year!

In the summer vacation of 20xx, my daughter finished her middle school exam and the emancipated serfs were liberated.

The dream of having a dog has a long history, but the voice of opposition is growing, so it has been shelved. ...

After the middle school entrance examination, I don't care about my grades. My daughter has always said that she must realize her dream first. So, when I was almost completely unprepared, you openly settled in my house.

You sleep in the young master's room at night, and you wander in my room during the day.

You are too young and too weak, only 20 days before the moon comes out. When I see you weak, I won't look at you again, although I once said that your eating and drinking Lazarus has nothing to do with me. However, your eyes are delicate and touching, and your crying is weak and lingering. How can I be indifferent? I can't just leave!

During my rest, I built a house and a nest for you. Although I am sweating like rain, my heart is happy. While shopping for leisure, I'll buy you toys so that you won't be too lonely; I'll calculate the time and take a vaccination with you; I spend my spare time looking for and cleaning up your legacy. ...

And you, under the careful care of all of us, have gradually grown up.

You don't walk unsteadily, you don't complain, outsiders come, and you learn to speak in the language of dogs! I was very excited to hear your first barking, and then you became stronger and louder every day.

In fact, in many ways. A dog raised from infancy is like a doll in the owner's mind!

In a blink of an eye, the admission notice of high school came and the new journey was about to set sail. After the school changed, we moved to the nearest school.

Xinjia, there are no conditions for you to pull out at will. You have your own bathroom in the big old house. In a small space, there is no double bathroom, so you have no land to occupy!

I study you, train you, and teach you with your characteristics.

I built a special toilet for you, and I set up a reward and punishment mechanism for you. As long as you perform well, praise your words, and implement your rewards by actions, you will taste the sweetness with a little attempt and enjoy it in the future.

When I come home from work, you always jump on me at the first time, then lead me to your "bathroom" and perform a hat trick in front of me to let me know that you are smart! But not long after, I found that you learned to be smart. You often shoot in front of me to trick me into eating. Then I exposed you to my face, and you were ashamed for a few days.

When young master is studying, you often nest at her feet. Occasionally you will quietly, but most of the time, you don't want to. You pull her pants and bite her shoes, and no one plays with you. You are not interested in the toys I bought, and all the toys are left out in the cold. Don't worry about shoes and slippers at home. You play almost all the time. Before going to bed at night, slippers are clearly on the bed. I scold you from time to time, and you act as if nothing happened, as if it had nothing to do with you.

In the hot summer, you come to me, and in the green spring, I will send you away. The time we have been together is only eight months.

In the past eight months, we also had a confrontation: once you tried to chew chicken bones, the young master said that this food was fatal to you, so I discussed it with you and hoped you wouldn't chew it. If you don't listen, young master is anxious and wants to take it away from you. You stared at him, bit the young master in desperation, and I scolded him. You know you are untenable, and you are very angry. Because of your bite, I took my young master to get vaccinated. I came back to tell you that you looked at me in doubt.

I don't know why, but you don't like taking a bath, and you hate blow-drying. Every time I blow your hair, you are very angry, very angry.

Every time I go out, you are eager to follow me. Sometimes you are in a hurry to go to work, but you can't get rid of it like a tail. Later, I told you patiently, in fact, you know what I mean. I will wave goodbye to you when I go out, and you will sit quietly, knowing that we will definitely not take you out at this time.

Once we went out of town and left you alone at home. Grandpa went to see you and called us and said, "It's not good to eat when you run smoothly." Going home to see you is really dull. It's a rare weekend, no one to accompany you. I guess you must be a little depressed. You are an animal. When I describe you as a human disease, people who don't know it will feel funny, but the fact is that even animals have joys and sorrows, and they will also be depressed.

Once I passed by the park and saw a big dog and a puppy face to face. Both sides stood still. The puppy looked up at the big dog without a trace of fear on his face. After looking at each other several times, the big dog took the lead, while the little dog continued to walk leisurely on his own road as if nothing had happened.

Seeing that puppy reminds me of you. Maybe we are busy, or maybe we are lazy and have limited time to take you out. Being away from home is timid. When you see the same kind of dog, you will scream, as if there are nine suns in the sky, so when you see a dog coming across, I will take you out and hold you in my arms. You are quiet and peaceful in my arms.

When I finally made up my mind to send you away, the young master was unhappy and I was not sad.

After you left, I always think of you when I come home from work every day. As soon as the key rings, you are tied to the door. As soon as I stepped into the door, you rushed over enthusiastically and shook your tail to welcome me. After you left, I was worried that you would be bullied by Benben. I entrusted many things to the new owner. After you left, I went to see you several times, not much. When I first met you, to be honest, I was a little uneasy, because more than half a year has passed. Although I followed your growth process by phone or video, how could you possibly know all this? I'm afraid you don't know us anymore.

Unexpectedly, as soon as we entered the door, you flew over at lightning speed. You rub us one by one, said your new owner. It's rare that you are so happy.

In fact, the new owner is very kind to you, far better than me. When you are with me, you eat steamed bread. Now, you don't eat any more.

When you were sick, the new owner took you for an injection every day and gave you an egg to serve every day.

You used to love apples, but it is said that you are tired of them now.

You are always greedy, and your master will provide you with yeast tablets every day.

You love tomatoes, and the tomatoes planted in the yard are not ripe, so you should strike first and eat them in advance.

Well, you are almost four years old, and my time with you is only eight months.

The other three years, you spend with people who love you more. In three years, you became a mother twice: the first time, you were too excited and nervous, and neither of your children survived; The second time, you were calm and easy, and propped up three with your small body. I've only seen your lovely child in photos. Now, they are also given away. No matter where they live, I hope they can meet their beloved master and live happily.

At first, I came to see you at least once every six months, but this time, more than a year has passed. Although you can't see me, I have been observing you through various channels.

Ten agreements between my dog and me is a very touching film, which tells us that since we have it, we should love it. If we don't, please stay away from it!

Well, even if you have been given away, you are still lucky. Because the second master loves you more than the first master, sometimes thinking about it, just like getting married, is really inappropriate. Let go early and give both sides a second chance to choose. Perhaps, happiness is waiting not far ahead!

Shun Liu, you are a dog. I can't ask you to look to the future. I only hope that you can learn to grasp the present, whether it is March spring or autumn, enjoy yourself and live a free life! I believe there is love everywhere in the world, even between people and dogs!