Wei Zitxt is crazy today.
Introduction: She, an A-level agent, was abandoned by the organization as a basket case. Her reincarnation is a coincidence.
He, Zhou Tianzi, became a victim of the harem struggle and lost his soul in the lotus pond.
What should I do when an agent is possessed as a prince?
Enjoy the glory of the world, seize the treasure of Wu Lynch, dominate the world ... Write a legendary life.
I personally levy, destroy foreigners, expand territory and unify the world.
Abandon ethics, marry an uncle, learn from hundreds of officials, and ten thousand people spit on it.
Implement a democratic system, see clearly and judge well, and the world will be at peace.
But who would have thought that "he" would be her Male rabbits have messy feet and female rabbits have blurred eyes; When two rabbits walk side by side, can I tell if I am a male or a female?
Title: The Broken Arm of the Prisoner's House
Author: Night Dance
Book introduction:
A piece of paper is spread all over the world!
General Zhou Yan, the third son of King Xiang of Chu, just returned from the triumphant return of the Zhou Dynasty and married Zhen Guogong. Are these two married? And two outstanding and extraordinary men got married?
No matter how many girls in this world have broken their hearts and jumped into the river to oppose it, it is a foregone conclusion that the emperor has opened his mouth and ruled the world. In short, this sleeve is broken, which is really well known all over the world!
"Bet! Bet! Friends who drink and gamble in the Jianghu come and bet. Guess whether the young general is mighty or the prince is tough on the wedding night. Who can put him on the bed? "
"Bet a money! The prince's body is just crushed! "
"stupid! Bet the little general is crushed! In a foreign war, a rough old man and a small general in a military camp didn't know the taste of meat for several years, and he couldn't compare with the prince who lived in Nanfengge every day. No matter how awesome the gun is, it will be boring in a few years. Generals who gamble fast will be crushed! "
"It's really wronged little general so young and promising young hero, a good engaging young, so be prince ye this sleeve to break off slanting! They they they ... "
"Don't cry! Although the prince is not a thing, he wins in beauty. When the lights are blown at night, the young general is young and inexperienced, and he can poke the wrong place! "
Scene 1
glee feast
The stunning and gorgeous brokeback prince secretly promised the mighty and handsome little general Zhou Yan, and tried his best to persuade the general to get drunk, so that the overlord could bow the little hero hard, and then cook the uncooked rice into mature rice to see if the little general dared to default!
At the thought of his shameless plan, Prince Ye Furong's delicate pink face rose with an ambiguous blush, covering his shy cheeks and secretly calling himself an animal.
A full of scheming, the little general can't drink well, and he will fall down after a few drinks; The prince looked at the drunken little general who had become a bag and once again secretly called himself an animal.
Scene 2
Wedding, spring night.
Prince Ye obediently prone on the bed, just waiting for the little general to treat himself as his man to poke.
Unexpectedly, the rain-like knock on the door interrupted the dream, and the orderly called out urgently: "The general is not well. 50 miles outside the capital, bandits were found to have set fire to the village, and the people were suffering, waiting for the general's rescue! "
The little general with a heavy sense of responsibility heard this military situation, left the Meijiao mansion behind him, put on his armor and left. Prince Shizi was forced to cry, holding his beloved Lang, who finally tricked him into going home, and could not bear to say goodbye: "Is Yanlang going to leave alone on this wedding night?"
The little general stared at the charming man in his arms, unmoved by beauty. "The military situation is urgent, and it is not too late to go to the bridal chamber!" "
Other people's bridal chamber is a disaster, and Prince Ye's bridal chamber is a lonely pillow!
Scenario 3
In the white jade bath where white fog rises.
The prince stripped himself clean, looked at the little general who was standing in the bath, and was shocked at once: "You, you, you ... me, me, me ..."
The little general didn't change his face: "Can Rong Yue come in and take a bath together?"
"Are you Yan Lang?"
"The goods are genuine!"
"But you and I ..." Why are the body structures of two people different?
"There is no" leaf "in the world. Author: Weiyang Long Night
Content introduction:
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She is a Shura ghost doctor, and everyone is scared.
He is the prince of Luo Cha, and ghosts and gods are far away.
Shura against Luo Cha, I am the only king of PK, Lao Tzu. Do I appreciate each other or hate each other?
◆◆◆◆ Who lost? ◆◆
-Ye, the queen mother sent another beauty.
Men hate frowning.
-Ye, the beauty has entered the Crown Princess Hospital again.
A man looked up and said, "Which one?"
Ten, thirteen.
Boom!
The brush in my hand is broken.
You Qiao Qing, you married Lao Zi for three days and abducted Lao Zi's thirteen concubines!
◆◆◆◆ Who won? ◆◆
The romantic and evil teenager tore off his clothes and said, "No chicken, come with me!" " "
A man with a black face and fangs: "You are shameless!"
Turn over and sit astride, the bed board creaks and shakes. ...
A day later, the bed creaked and wobbled-
People outside listened to the red heartbeat and praised the glory of the crown princess:
When you go to court, you can beat hooligans, charm perverts and live in a big bed!
Princess Almighty's soft low curse came weakly: "Without chickens, you are shameless!" "
◆◆◆◆ Woman? ◆◆
Passerby A: "Bullshit!"
Passerby B: "Lord of Pinellia Valley, four worships, seven countries surrender, ten thousand people worship ..."
Passerby C: "Absolutely pure men!"
Passerby Ding: "After Joe, there is no grandfather in the world!" " "
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A medical genius in my last life, I ruined the jstars in my life.
Clashes between clans, a profound conspiracy. Power dispute, the Seven Kingdoms War.
When hatred and provocation hit ...
I want to be better, and you're driving me crazy.
You ruined my heaven, and I will give you hell!
Phoenix has no end: "splendor, I accompany, mountains and seas, I follow!" " "
Look at the rise of losers, husband and wife side by side.
From quagmire to cloud, from ridicule to worship, from being held by others to life and death in your own hands, from abolishing Joe Nine to …
-There is no Lord!
In short:
This is the warm favorite of Tell the Truth from mutual hatred and killing to interdependence.
This is a super cool story about some great couples crossing different continents hand in hand.
This is a history of the struggle of the losers to turn over and train the heavenly king Lao Tzu into a wife and slave.
In short:
This is an inspirational article to promote sadistic pets.
Pierce: This man is clean both physically and mentally.
The hostess is mean, black-bellied, arrogant and arrogant.
Unscrupulous to friends, merciless to enemies, thoughtful, disguised as women to impress the world!
Title: History
Author: today's delusion
= copywriting
There are two ugliness in Beijing, your majesty and me.
That year, crape myrtle bloomed. At the poetry meeting, we met a muddy pond for the first time.
In a few days, I will see you again in the street with heavy rain.
Second, I hit it off.
Brother Yi said that the prince is a good prince who can't be found with lanterns. He is a gentleman, and he doesn't know which daughter will be cheaper.
Recently, I heard that the emperor was going to marry the prince, and my heart was slightly fried:
Miss me, Gu Meijun took off her robe and wiped her scar. She is also a beautiful woman with beautiful eyes. I wonder if your majesty has noticed?
Zheng' an jiahua author: Li Zhu
brief Introduction of the content
The young emperor made a decree to go to Beijing to catch the exam, and the taxi fare and room and board were all public funds. Poor "Cui Xiaoge" wanted to visit relatives in Chang 'an, so he resolutely joined the examination army.
In the first year of Zheng 'an, Chang 'an ushered in the most lively and dazzling spring.
I am not a brokeback. Author: Midnight.
XX: Ziqing, I broke my sleeve.
OO: The emperor respects himself. I'm not a broken sleeve.
XX: I only want purple, and I will break my sleeves for purple.
OO: I blame myself. I cut off my head.
XX: When Zi Qing dies, I will take the world with me and die with you.
OO: Your Majesty, don't make me break my sleeve.
XX: Ziqing, I want to handcuff you!
OO: I'm a woman. ...
"Why don't you sing and walk slowly" Author: The stars are speechless.
Copywriting: Cangwufeng, Wan Li ice and snow, does not melt all year round;
The boy in white stood on the top of the mountain and waited all night. At dawn, his eyes drooped and his mouth was sad.
You can't wait for what he wants, you can only choose what he has to bear. For a long time, he responded and turned around.
"Don't listen to the leaves in the forest, why not sing and go!"
As a man, he is undoubtedly successful. He is in power and laughs at the world.
However, he is not him after all. Under the layers of blue shirts, who can hold hands tightly and smile like a flower?
Bottom line: a woman disguised as a man, the phoenix falls over the world.