Laughing at a funny version of six-pack ABS
2. Mom: You should get married! Me: Is it necessary to be happy when you get married? I have a classmate who has been married three times. Why bother? Mom: If the marriage is bad, how many people can get married three times?
I passed the exam again and again, but I failed today. The coach finally shouted at me impatiently, "Are you afraid that you can't afford a car after the exam?" I have nothing to say.
Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems to have been blown away by the strong wind.
5. If you are fat, you love to eat meat. What happened? It took tens of millions of years to climb to the top of the food chain, not to eat vegetables.
6. Don't think that today is the bottom of your life, but it can be regarded as the peak in your later days.
Seven. Son, what happened to poverty? If you are poor, stand up and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short but also ugly!
Eight. Last Valentine's Day, I saw a sugar cane seller on my way home. I bought one if I wanted to eat it. When I got home, I met my mother who came out to walk the dog. My mother said, "All girls have a boyfriend holding a bunch of flowers. Look at you again, holding a golden hoop like a monkey. "
9. I just came out of the bank today. I met a robber and went back. The robber saw the balance in my card and silently took out 200 yuan to deposit it!
1 Poverty limits so many things. Why not limit my weight?
Many people say: the world is so big, I want to see it. I just want to ask: how far can you go with such a small wallet?
12. As the saying goes, man, my chin is so beautiful that it is not surprising to have two.
Thirteen. Do you like small animals? "Me: Of course." How much do you like it? "Me: I don't know, every meal!
14. I live on the tenth floor. The elevator is broken. It has been under maintenance for two days. Too lazy to go downstairs on weekends, I ordered KFC takeout. As a result, the same big brother came for two consecutive days. The next day, he panted, "Brother, don't order KFC tomorrow. McDonald's has new products. Why don't you try? "
15. I really envy those friends who travel during the holidays. People like me who can travel at any time can't feel that kind of happiness at all!
Sixteen years old. "Why did you delete me from your friends?" "The mobile phone is too stuck, and it makes me delete something unimportant."
17. Eating less than one meal a day can save a lot of money over time, which can be used to treat stomach problems in the future.
18. Many people say that if you can't tell fortune, you will get thinner and thinner. However, sometimes we have to believe. The fortune teller used to say that I was 27 years old and wore a yellow robe. Every day, there is food and transportation. It's so accurate to deliver takeout in the US Mission now!
19. If I'm in love, it doesn't matter if I'm late. If I get rich, please do it now!
The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to burn incense.
Twenty one. After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.
Twenty-two Other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points depend on dressing, and your face is destined to be one point and nine points depend on filters.
23. Like other princesses, knights come to see me with different foods every day. The only difference is that my knight has to pay the delivery fee.
24. If you can't find someone, don't always complain, but think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are too kind to everyone.