Do you often play football in the afternoon in Hongta District, Yuxi City, and where do you often hang out? Teachers college is too far away, that slope killed people!

Child: "Dad, what is a big gap between the many and the few?"

Father: "It was used to describe the sufferings of the poor in the old society. Many widows couldn't survive and had to cantilever.".

mother: "no! The quality of' male * *' and' widowed' is a widow, which means that ordinary people are very different from widows. "

How seriously ill

The nurse was seriously ill, and her heart reacted this morning? "oh, it's very good! Medical

student, "said the beautiful nurse." He asked me to marry him twice. "

cold

Recently, many people have caught a cold due to the strange weather changes, and I am no exception. Rely on your own

resistance to killing viruses, but time doesn't allow, but ..... it's really fucking serious.

I couldn't stand it. I went to see a doctor one Saturday afternoon. The doctor looked at it for a long time, sighed and said, "Fortunately, from today's point of view, if you come, you must prepare for it tomorrow ...

Come back one day. “

...... $＃％！

Warlords like to watch Peking Opera, the day when Guan Gong, the historical figure he admires most, BR /> Warlords look for the lost street pavilion (one of Guan Gong's protagonists). The adjutant was in the previous report that Marshal

lost the battle. The marshal's anger shows that he is afraid of all the actors standing on the stage and paying attention to the handsome appearance at this time

and quickly said, "Don't worry, Guan Gong, others stand at attention.

considerate

The shark looked at a sail and said, "It's thoughtful of you to be hospitable. Breakfast and other plates

and napkins. "

Period

Pharaoh was resting under a tree, and Lao Li came and said to him," Hey, why don't you cut down on firewood on the mountain? " "Lao Wang said," Do you make firewood? "Lao Li said:

sell money. With the money you sell, you can buy a donkey, sell firewood from door to door along the family, buy a car, and then buy a wood factory to sell wood, and buy more trucks to travel freely, so you can make a lot of money. "Lao Wang

Q:" Made a fortune? "Lao Li replied," I made a fortune and enjoyed it

"Lao Wang said. : "Do you think what I am doing now?"

cycle

Pharaoh was resting under a tree. Lao Li came and said to him, "Hey, why don't you go to the mountain to cut firewood?"

Lao Wang said, "Do firewood?" "

Lao Li said," It's easy to sell money. With the money you sell, you can buy a donkey, sell the firewood family along the door and earn money

buy a truck, and then buy a wood factory to sell wood and buy more cars, so you can get rich

Lao Wang asked, "Did you make a windfall?"

Talking about the town: "I made a fortune, so I can travel freely and enjoy it."

cycle

Pharaoh was resting under a tree, and Lao Li came and said to him, "Hey, why don't you cut firewood on the mountain?"?

Lao Wang said, "Is it made of firewood?" Li said, "It's easy to make money. With the money, you can buy

donkeys, deliver them to the door, buy a truck with the money earned by selling firewood along the family, and then buy a wood factory to sell wood, so you can buy more

> The Pharaoh of truck wealth asked, "Do you do this when you make a windfall?"

Lao Li replied, "If you make a windfall, you can travel freely and enjoy it." Lao Wang said, "What about you

my pig? "

Pharaoh drives to enjoy the scenery on the mountain, and he sees another car turning from the front.

He lists the superficial future. His car driver leaned out and shouted, "Pig!"

without slowing down, the dust left, and he was puzzled. Not to be outdone, he turned to the car behind him and shouted, "You are a pig!" " At this point, his car crashed into a herd of pigs.

The Story of Pigs

A little boy and his relatives were on holiday with the National Flower. His relatives all lived in a breeding farm. The children enjoyed themselves and saw many things they had never seen before. When he got home,

he told his mother everything. He said that he was deeply impressed with the pig mother

pig. "What does the sow do?" "Hey, the pig chased it," the child said. "They took over it and started tearing the belly button. "

Pig and Cat

The husband drank too much and came back late. He walked into the house and saw his wife seriously

> Eyes, very uncomfortable, gently walked to the sofa next to him and lowered his head to tease the kitten. His wife said, "Well, < P > what do you mean by bungee jumping at the other end?" The husband immediately replied with a smile:

Honey, this is your cat! "The wife didn't look at him and said," I asked the cat, who

spoke? "

Pig and Cat

Husband drank too much and came back late.

When he entered the family, his wife saw the stern eyes, which was very uncomfortable. She gently walked to the sofa next to her and lowered her head to tease the kitten.

The wife said, "Hey, what do you mean by being with the bungee jumping at the other end?"

The husband immediately smiled and replied, "Honey, this is your cat!" "

His wife didn't look at him either, and said, "I asked the cat again, who is talking to you?"

pigs and cats

my husband drank too much and came back late.

When he entered the family, his wife saw the stern eyes, which was very uncomfortable. She gently walked to the sofa next to her and lowered her head to tease the kitten.

The wife said, "Hey, what do you mean by being with the bungee jumping at the other end?"

The husband immediately smiled and replied, "Honey, this is your cat!" "

His wife didn't look at him either, and said, "I asked the cat again, who is talking to you?"

pig brain soup

It says that the three strong men AB C went to the night market to have a snack!

came to Chidian before and decided that they decided where the pig brain soup was going!

the result of the service! Miss, the people on the tray are too noisy. Therefore, break the shout, shout brain, pig brain, three pig brains! The strong man AB unexpectedly happens to happen to coincide, disturbing the edge of the side

, here it is! " ......

The main member

takes the exam alone, and the family members fill out the form:

The husband is a 3-year-old people's teacher

The son is playing at home

The captured mosquito treatment

often stays in the laboratory, and many mosquitoes are found at night ... A complete mosquito expectation

attracts a lot of fun ... Then put it behind the ant infested land

...... You will appreciate the concept of ants' unity and division of labor ... Not long after, a mosquito

child is decomposed, leaving only wings and feet ... (I don't understand why ants don't eat wings

feet), or you can see ants and mosquitoes tug of war ... Practice: catch a very energetic mosquito

son, and mosquito feet read the watch (wall) with tape. You can see that ants are

getting ready .................................................................................................................................................................. !

thief

"Dad, this is our car stolen."

"What do you know?"

I didn't notice, but I remembered the car number! "

Expert

Technician called the doctor to repair his frame TV for ten years, and the doctor said," Please write a prescription. " The repairman

watched in front of the TV for a period of silence, and then replied, "I can only see writing the autopsy report. "

The expert

has just obtained the qualification as a doctor, and he is still a young man on cloud nine. Seeing his family doctor tell

that he is now their colleague. BR /> "Are you likely to be an expert?" The old doctor said.

"Right," said the young doctor. "It's too complicated to look at the ears and throat of a nasal illness, so you can't

have a family with your nose. "

" really? "Old doctor, specially prepare a nostril for you?"

On the day of the school

, there was a "night school" senior who committed suicide by jumping into the lake by the lake. Every

o'clock at 12 o'clock in the evening, the night school senior was scared to death, but Xiaoming didn't trust his classmates. They

bet that he wouldn't be scared to run. One day, Xiaoming would have a "noon" lunch at 12 o'clock in the evening

The sister school of the lake school. Thought: "noon" 12, she will never be out of date! The result comes from the body

Xuedi, have a meal? He turned to look at the senior. Who is it? He asked:

...

What about ... "Midnight"? Evening paper senior replied: "dusk" does not

mean "day"?

The vegetable supplier crossing the border

delivered the unfortunate injured passerby in the morning, and the passerby went to court.

Soon, his truck, the injured passerby and other passers-by also

made a very large compensation, which brought the food to the brink of bankruptcy on the first day. When

the grocery store was busy sitting at home and the children ran in: the children of "Dad".

The grocer shed tears of joy, and his excited voice said, "Thank God, I finally installed the light bulb when

two people installed the light bulb, and one stepped on the other's shoulder to work. Putting things on the light

foam, he said, "OK, now hover."

The following people don't understand, and ask, "Do it in circles?"

The above

car chaser said impatiently, "What a stupid light bulb screw!

How can I screw it on if you don't use the turn? "

The bus behind is full of passengers, and a tiny person runs desperately

but the car is still going downhill at high speed

" Stop, "The passenger's head sticks out of the window and shouts at the little man," You can't catch up! "! "No, I have to catch up.

I'm a little breathless. I'm the driver! "

word fat

one billion memory is too bad. One day, he even forgot the explanation of the word" Tian ",which was soon

> The dictionary comes to check, just check and say, "this word." His dictionary, very surprised words:

don't sit up for lunch on the third day and take notice. Missing the word' Tian', Fat

laughed at himself

South Korea joked: "In South Korea, many people are selling golf

few people really play golf".

Americans laugh at themselves and say, "In America, helping basketball stars sue,

a few people really play basketball."

The fans said, "In China, many people have a wealth to help the China football team really kick the ball.

Vending machines!

> Two middle-aged office workers were on the bus in the morning. They were talking

In a supermarket near my home: Yesterday, a new vending machine was on display ...

B: Have you seen it?

A: Ah! Drop a ten-dollar coin into a new old woman from the inside out!

B: wow! Great!

A: However, there is a better machine ...

B: Oh! It's a machine!

a: yes, the old wife will use up ten ten-dollar coin machines!

surrender

Mr. policeman, I beg you to put me in prison. I was just drunk and hit the mosquito with a stick.

The child hit his head, my wife. "

" You killed her? "

" In a bad situation, please don't lock me up quickly. "

Comfort yourself

It was windy, and a smoker was walking on the road. He took out a lighter to match it, and the wind struck his mouth

: cigarette lighter, but the last three cigarettes. There were three games that were not lit, smoke or

, so he said loudly, "lighters, but seven, more than seven cigarettes!" " In the designated four games, the smoke still didn't light up, he said, comforting himself softly: "Ask him to be 372 when they point out and when they smoke."

other

bicycles

bicycle shops: <; BR/"Sir, why doesn't the bike I bought have a light? The advertisement is obvious!

"nonsense, advertising, there is a kind of miss! "

The villagers who went back

for a week stumbled home, and their clothes and shoes were sick, which made them

detailed." Where are you going? "Ask his wife.

"I went into the Woods to check the distilled liquor, and the bear suddenly appeared in front of me. I fought

to escape and get it out. I have never run so fast! "

a week ago, and where, you have been?

The villagers dropped into their chairs and said, "Go back!

Footprint

On my first day as a policeman, I met my friend B

B: "Yo, be a policeman! Congratulations!

> A: "When I was young, I decided to follow in my father's footsteps, and now I have finally fulfilled my wish.

B: "oh, your father is a policeman!

a: "no, he is a thief.

Football contribution

The reporter asked the football coach Bu of the University of Oklahoma about the offer of football physical exercise

.

"absolutely not. Cloth answered at once.

"absolutely not? "The reporter asked in surprise," Why?

Football 22 needs a rest, running hard on the court, and exercising for 4,

But sitting and watching the World Cup

The tricks of the football world

are great. Some people say that the football world is something that people who are grateful are willing to undertake. :

The Football Association allows it.

In the coaching staff, apart from a 7-year-old chess boy, the chairman's German shepherd Beibei and pregnant women in Africa

women.

The players are always Shaolin monks, former captains and forwards juggling, who see through the autumn hair of the world of mortals

. Friendly

leaders served as sumo wild forces by Japan.

a simple training course.

In the morning, Beibei's leader, the wild rear. Those who stay, enjoy the wild and throw them back to hide evil and shelter evil people. Then

the personal coach, the player ran away, afraid of being chased by Beibei.

at noon, the chess boy gives the score, and the style is memorized by rote.

For lunch snacks, African women's milk is not gently sucked.

play as usual in the afternoon.

at night, I got enough sleep and didn't go out.

more than a month, that's competition. Everywhere I go, I'm like nobody's business. Captain's shooting, hit the target,

in the game.

the United States is exempt from war and follows suit.

domestic football dominates the world and is in an invincible position.

the more countries.

curse

A beautiful woman marries an ugly man. When a woman is pregnant, she looks at her husband and complains,

If my child likes you, you really curse.

Her husband replied, "If my children don't like me, you are cursed.

Mother Assembly

is pregnant, and 4-year-old Andy is puzzled. He wants to know,

the birth of his sister, brother or sister. Dad patiently described Andy and said, "Sir, the origin of regeneration is < P >, and the last two legs, you know?"