Lines from the cross talk "I'm a Little Dizzy"

Jiang Kun: Many of the programs here today are Spring Festival Gala programs.

Dai Zhicheng: They are really all programs for the Spring Festival Gala.

Jiang Kun: I haven’t attended the Spring Festival Gala in five years.

Dai Zhicheng: It has been several years.

Jiang Kun: Today, once again, standing on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, I am really filled with emotions!

Dai Zhicheng: Jiang Kun, if you have any feelings, let’s talk about it here today.

Jiang Kun: Do you know the first Spring Festival Gala?

Dai Zhicheng: Not only do I know, but all my friends here remember that 1983 was thirty years ago.

Jiang Kun: How popular cross talk was at that time!

Dai Zhicheng: That’s right.

Jiang Kun: At that time, I put the microphone in my hand, but I didn’t say anything yet, wow! There was a round of applause.

Dai Zhicheng: Everyone likes cross talk very much.

Jiang Kun: At that time, when I said "Hello everyone", I just said three words, "Hua Hua Hua Hua" and four "Hua Hua Hua".

Dai Zhicheng: Indeed, it was the peak of cross talk at that time.

Jiang Kun: It’s not like today, no, we’ve been talking for a long time, why haven’t we heard applause yet?

Dai Zhicheng: Look, if you still wear it now, you deserve applause.

Jiang Kun: Teacher Li Guyi was so beautiful thirty years ago.

Dai Zhicheng: It is indeed beautiful.

Jiang Kun: If you look at her now, she is still so beautiful.

Dai Zhicheng: Hey! This is the same as not saying that the old artist is still as good as before.

Jiang Kun: It’s still the same as before. 30 years ago, Li Guyi sang 8 songs by himself.

Dai Zhicheng: What now?

Jiang Kun: In the current Spring Festival Gala, eight people sing one song.

Dai Zhicheng: Yes! There are so many talents.

Jiang Kun: There are too many talents, and there will be more people on stage.

Dai Zhicheng: Jiang Kun, these are not important. Today is here, what cross talk should I tell our friends here.

Jiang Kun: I can’t speak anymore, I’m a little dizzy.

Dai Zhicheng: Why did you faint?

Jiang Kun: Look, there are many differences between thirty years ago and thirty years later.

Dai Zhicheng: Everything is different.

Jiang Kun: It’s so different. Let me tell you something. Thirty years ago, people riding bicycles on the street were envious of those driving cars.

Dai Zhicheng: Cars at that time were rare items.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years later, the man who drives a car will envy the man who rides a bicycle.

Dai Zhicheng: Why?

Jiang Kun: In a traffic jam, he is much faster than me.

Dai Zhicheng: This is different.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years ago, people could eat vermicelli.

Dai Zhicheng: Now!

Jiang Kun: Now, maybe fans can eat people.

Dai Zhicheng: Yes, there are too many fans now.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years ago, I gave birth to a son named Paparazzi.

Dai Zhicheng: It’s easy to make a living with a bad reputation.

Jiang Kun: I will raise a dog in thirty years and call it my son.

Dai Zhicheng: Yes, that’s called a pet.

Jiang Kun: My daughter came back from walking her dog. When she saw me sitting here, she patted the dog’s butt and went to find her grandpa.

Dai Zhicheng: Grandpa?

Jiang Kun: How could I have such a grandson?

Dai Zhicheng: There is nothing wrong with seniority. It shows that modern people have a better life and love small animals.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years ago, dressing appropriately was important.

Dai Zhicheng: At that time, clothes were very tailored.

Jiang Kun: Nowadays, young people are very fashionable, and their clothes are either two sizes too big or two sizes too small.

Dai Zhicheng: Then two sizes larger?

Jiang Kun: Cover all the hands and feet.

Dai Zhicheng: Two sizes too small?

Jiang Kun: Every ditch is exposed.

Dai Zhicheng: OK.

Jiang Kun: The little girl looks very serious, but her belly button always looks at you.

Dai Zhicheng: You have observed carefully enough. Nowadays, young people are following the trend, and there is another kind of beauty.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years ago, if you wanted to praise a lesbian for being beautiful, the lesbian would be embarrassed and say: Who is beautiful? That’s annoying!

Dai Zhicheng: At that time, lesbians were reserved.

Jiang Kun: Nowadays, there are so many people who are confident. If you shout "Beauty" on the street, all the ladies and aunts will turn around, thinking they are calling her.

Dai Zhicheng: Yes, now you look at people’s mental state, which shows confidence.

Jiang Kun: Yes, open! Thirty years ago, when we were getting married and dating, we were always secretive, just like doing underground work. When we met acquaintances, we had to explain that we were talking about work.

Dai Zhicheng: I’m scared.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years later, you can fall in love anywhere.

Dai Zhicheng: It’s okay to fall in love now.

Jiang Kun: I was on the escalator in a shopping mall a few days ago, and two young people standing in front of me were falling in love. They were facing each other, and their mouths were separated for a while.

Dai Zhicheng: Kiss.

Jiang Kun: I'm so depressed in front of you. I said I'm tired, I'll keep you for a while, let me go first. They didn't move their mouths, but kicked their butts to let me pass. I fainted. Where do you think I passed?

Dai Zhicheng: Did you get under it?

Jiang Kun: Yes, I can only get through.

Dai Zhicheng: Looking at your potential, this happened to you.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years ago, wedding photos were required for weddings.

Dai Zhicheng: I want to take a photo.

Jiang Kun: I don’t have much clothes. I need to borrow clothes or rent clothes.

Dai Zhicheng: It was always like this at that time.

Jiang Kun: I don’t look good in a suit when taking photos.

Dai Zhicheng: Beautiful.

Jiang Kun: The shirt inside has no bottom and no sleeves, just this piece.

Dai Zhicheng: Yes, the clothes at that time had fake collars.

Jiang Kun: There are so many clothes now, spring, summer, modern and classic.

Dai Zhicheng: There are all kinds of things.

Jiang Kun: I heard that the most fashionable ones take wedding photos without clothes on.

Dai Zhicheng: Photo without clothes?

Jiang Kun: It is said to be body painting, and you paint on it while naked. Anyway, I don’t dare to take a photo, so I will hang it somewhere.

Dai Zhicheng: Jiang Kun, you don’t understand this again. This is called retaining youth and retaining sex appeal.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years ago, saying you were sexy was just like swearing. Someone would immediately reply to you, saying whoever called you sexy was sexy, you bastard.

Dai Zhicheng: Jiang Kun, everyone is very touched by what you said. This shows that you have captured the subtle changes in the past thirty years.

Jiang Kun: This is a huge change. I see it in my eyes and remember it in my heart.

Dai Zhicheng: You can see clearly. If I talk about what happened thirty years ago.

Jiang Kun: Let me just talk about the changes after thirty years.

Dai Zhicheng: Let’s talk about a few nouns first. Thirty years ago, there was a word called “happy”.

Jiang Kun: Nowadays, when young people say "happy", they call it "shuangwaiwai", a new word "shuangwaiwai".

Dai Zhicheng: Thirty years ago it was called "going deep".

Jiang Kun: Now it’s called “zero distance”.

Jiang Kun: Thirty years ago it was called "thin".

Jiang Kun: Now it’s called “skinny”.

Dai Zhicheng: Thirty years ago it was called “weight loss”.

Jiang Kun: Now it’s called “slimming down.”

Dai Zhicheng: Thirty years ago, she was called a "half-old lady".

Jiang Kun: Now it’s called “Senior Beauty”.

Dai Zhicheng: Senior?

Jiang Kun: I saw the "bang bang" action online and got to know "Sister Furong".

Dai Zhicheng: Your posture is not beautiful at all. Thirty years ago, when I wanted to buy something, I brought a large bag of money and called me Mr. Qian.

Jiang Kun: Nowadays, people call you a bumpkin. Just swipe your card.

Dai Zhicheng: Thirty years ago, we only ate dumplings during the holidays.

Jiang Kun: Now that dumplings are frozen food, you can eat them whenever you think of them.

Dai Zhicheng: Thirty years ago, people were short of sugar.

Jiang Kun: Looking around now, many people have begun to urinate sugar.

Dai Zhicheng: We need to exercise more. Thirty years ago, when inviting guests to a restaurant, you had to order more meat and vegetables.

Jiang Kun: Nowadays, if you order meat dishes, you will be complained. Nine out of ten people have fatty liver disease. Why do you always eat meat dishes? Serve vegetables, what rabbits eat, what we eat.

Dai Zhicheng: Green food.

Thirty years ago, when I lived in a large courtyard, I knew what my neighbors ate every day.

Jiang Kun: Now in the courtyard, let alone the opposite door, I have lived there for decades and don’t even know what other people’s surnames are.

Dai Zhicheng: Thirty years ago, I had one wife and many children.

Jiang Kun: Now we have one child and one wife.

Dai Zhicheng: It scares me. Thirty years ago, only people with unique culture could publish books.

Jiang Kun: Now, is it possible for everyone to publish a book?

Dai Zhicheng: What do you mean?

Jiang Kun: There is a book called "A Dog's Opinions on Life". Dogs have opinions on life and wrote a book. Was it you who translated it?

Dai Zhicheng: I don’t have the ability.

Jiang Kun: Tell me, am I dizzy?

Dai Zhicheng: This shows that public opinion is open. Thirty years ago, when people gave names, you could understand what they meant just by looking at the names, such as Jianguo.

Jiang Kun: Build the motherland.

Dai Zhicheng: Love the people.

Jiang Kun: Love the people.

Jiang Kun: My name is Jiang Kun.

Dai Zhicheng: What do you mean?

Jiang Kun: My younger brother is called Jiang Zhong, brother Kunzhong, and I am the elder brother.

Dai Zhicheng: That’s what I mean.

Jiang Kun: Your name is...

Dai Zhicheng: My name is Dai Zhicheng.

Jiang Kun: What do you mean?

Dai Zhicheng: Ambitious and sincere to others.

Jiang Kun: It doesn’t matter if it’s true or false, that’s what it means.

Dai Zhicheng: Why, come to me here to be fake, but really.

Jiang Kun: Nowadays, many people give names and don’t know what they mean.

Dai Zhicheng: How do modern people choose names?

Jiang Kun: The surname is Tang, and he calls himself Tang Quixote. The surname is Zhang, and he calls himself "Zhang Jia Dan Zhao". You can't even write the names on the Internet. A person's name has two characters, and one is called " Bang bang”.

Dai Zhicheng: Where did this fall from?

Jiang Kun: The other one is a little easier to call, called "Big Pa Pa Pa".

Dai Zhicheng: Today is a diversified society. Can you not feel dizzy?

Jiang Kun: I feel that China has become bigger and the world has become smaller.

Dai Zhicheng: You are right, the distance between China and the world has become closer.

Jiang Kun: The distance between us now and the world, Liu Huan’s favorite song in the past, do you remember it?

Dai Zhicheng: I have been chasing you for thousands of miles, but you don’t care.

Jiang Kun: With the world, thousands of miles away, I am chasing you, and no one cares.

Dai Zhicheng: At that time, I looked up.

Jiang Kun: In 2008, what was the most popular song among us Chinese.

Jiang Kun, Dai Zhicheng: You and I are together, where are we?

Dai Zhicheng: We are a family.

Jiang Kun: Living in the global village.

Dai Zhicheng: Jiang Kun, there is such a beautiful song, don’t faint.

Jiang Kun: I’m not dizzy anymore. Now I can’t even understand the foreign songs sung by young people, so I’m happy.

Dai Zhicheng: What foreign song?

Jiang Kun: It’s very popular. (Jiang Kun sings live)

Dai Zhicheng: I feel a little dizzy. Is this a foreign song?

Jiang Kun: This...

Dai Zhicheng: Chinese song?

Jiang Kun: This is a Chinese song.

Dai Zhicheng: They are all Chinese songs. Let me tell you the lyrics. The first two lines are "On my territory, you have to listen to me." This is another form of music. When he sings, "In my territory, you have to listen to me." On my territory, you have to listen to me."

Jiang Kun: (singing)

Dai Zhicheng: Harvest music and find happiness through hearing.

Jiang Kun: That’s what it means.

Dai Zhicheng: It’s all about this word.

Jiang Kun: Do you understand the rest? (Singing)

Dai Zhicheng: I didn’t understand what you said.

Jiang Kun: I don’t blame you, I made it up.