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What is the life of a programmer?

Whenever night comes, loneliness always surrounds me. Behind my pale smile, few people can ignore how lonely and sad I am in the face of increasingly developed and attractive nightlife.

However, there are a group of people who still live in their jobs even though the darkness is high, and turn a blind eye to the prosperity and noise of the night. Yes, they are programmers, a group of programmers who write code all day. No wonder some people lament that programmers are a tribe forgotten by fashion and trends. Being addicted to programming for too long, programmers gradually forget their desire and impulse to possess at night, right?

30%: 30% of programmers basically don't have their own nights. 7 1%: 7 1% of programmers can't arrange their own nights in a year. 7.5%: 7.5% of programmers will stick to their careers even if there is no night.

What I want to do most: be with the person I like.

Best practice: Have a good sleep.

▼ Memories: My Night

Since I graduated from college and joined this company, I can't remember how many nights I devoted myself to the program. Therefore, after seeing such a survey this time, I decided to write down my feelings and share them with you. I once had a girlfriend, but unfortunately they spent too little time together and broke up. When we broke up, her words impressed me deeply: "If you could accompany me three nights a week, we wouldn't have come this far."

Yes, I know I love her, but I also love my job. You can't have your cake and eat it. What choice can I make? Don't give up the future for her first? I don't think this is realistic. So, I went on working as usual. I won't leave the company door until 2 1: 30.

With the rise and appearance of stars in so many nights, my development technology has also improved by leaps and bounds. So that the chat room I developed with C was loved by netizens, so that the resource management system I developed was well received by customers, so that I was promoted to the youngest product manager one year after I came to the company, so that my colleagues were willing to consult me if they had difficulties. Therefore, my friends have developed the habit of calling the company first, because most of the time, the nearest communication tool is not a mobile phone, but a company phone. Hehe, the mobile phone bill has been saved a lot, which is an unexpected benefit.

▼ My unforgettable closed development has been 1 8 days. Seven unlucky people and I live in a hotel suite rented by the company every day. Except for sleeping and eating, the rest of the time is used for development. Previously, the boss stipulated that this closed development must be kept strictly confidential and no one should leave the hotel. Therefore, the monotonous hotel lobby has become our most desirable lobby. It happened that on 1 9, the day before the exam, there was a structural problem that no one expected. The most troublesome thing is that the solution will not work for a while. Looking at our listlessness, the manager suddenly said, "Go home and rest tonight." . This sudden freedom makes us a little scared. I quickly packed my things and took a taxi home. It's already half past seven, and the news broadcast has just ended.

When the body is in complete contact with the long-lost bed, there will be a complete satisfaction and relaxation. The familiar smell of quilts and pillows soon put me to sleep. And the smell of disinfectant on the quilt provided by the hotel once made me toss and turn in the middle of the night. This is the most unforgettable sleep in my life.

▼ Communication with stars

Looking at the bustling crowd downstairs, I don't know why I am so miserable. At the regular meeting on Monday, the product manager announced that no one should leave the company before 2 0 o'clock before the latest products come out, otherwise it will be regarded as leaving early. As a matter of fact, my testing team has finished testing all the products. I don't know why we should stay and study with the prince. It's past 1 9, and there are couples walking hand in hand downstairs, and now I can only sit in front of the computer with a bunch of bachelors. A little sad. I looked up at the night sky in the distance, and several stars were twinkling. I vaguely feel that I am asking: Star, have you ever been so lonely and helpless with me? The star winked and said: Lonely Chang 'e can also relax her sleeves, and we can only wink with you!

Yes, I was stuck in my seat by the damn product manager today. How many nights have the unqualified products been delayed these days? Over the years, for the sake of that damn programmer career, how much joy I lost overnight. I can't do this anymore. I can't be satisfied with being an ordinary tester. Legend has it that the outside world is wonderful. I have to check it out first.

There are 45% programmers who will not give up their careers because more nights are occupied by programs. They are willing to give up comfort and enjoyment for their favorite career. They are an admirable group. At the same time, some programmers as high as 7 1% stay up late for more than 1 5 0 days. Is this too many overtime days?

Finally, we also noticed an interesting phenomenon. For the same parameter, people make completely different choices in different selection environments. For example, in reality, the largest proportion of programmers will spend their nights on a good sleep, while in imagination, they are eager to be with the people they love. What does the difference in this set of data mean? Genius old drivers in the workplace, HR trends, dry goods in the workplace, at your fingertips! Wechat official account Laibai human resource ID: hrcome-on