Wang Gui and Anna’s classic line: Be calm in the face of chaos
1. Marriage is a bowl of beef noodles. The few slices of beef floating on top are just for the sake of swallowing.
2. This time, I saw that my wife was so angry that she simply took off her disguise and sat down on the ground, beating her chest and stamping her feet, shouting at the heavens and the earth. According to Anna, she cried with the same melody as singing, with the original accent of Henan Bangzi, which made Anna suddenly realize that Wang Gui also has artistic inheritance. The specific melody is as follows: "My damn old man, you committed evil and gave birth to an enemy. When the enemy grew up, his wings became stiff, and when he got a wife, he forgot about his mother. I made him grow up by pooping and peeing, and I was hungry. I wanted to send him out to the countryside for food, but I didn’t spend a penny of the money he earned. I came here to help, and I didn’t want to be scolded by the devil again. I wouldn’t live..." This is a very complete narrative poem. , Wang Gui and Anna were stunned when they heard this.
3. Children are as sensitive to their parents’ emotional changes as rheumatoid patients are to changes in the weather. We can easily read from our parents’ expressions whether we can ask for toys today or not. This is the experience accumulated through many years of bargaining. Therefore, children's perception of words and expressions is first learned from their parents.
4. The definition of petty bourgeoisie is to think that you are elegant and remain calm in the face of chaos.
5. Women’s wrinkles are smile lines. The more you smile, the deeper the lines become. Yours is not deep enough because you smile less. Be happy every day and become an old lady soon.
6. Why do people have presbyopia? It is to make the world become more and more blurry, more impressionistic and more beautiful. People spend their whole lives in clarity and fuzzyness. When they are young, their minds are blurred and their eyes are clear. When they are old, their eyes are blurred and their minds are clear. This can reduce the pain!
7. When women talk, most of them talk to themselves. If you listen intently, you will be driven crazy and end up with the same unfounded worries as they do.
8. Wang Gui at least understands a few truths: 1. Cancer is not something that is easy to get; 2. The more knowledge a woman has, the more reactionary she becomes; 3. It’s OK to be knowledgeable or ignorant, but I’m afraid of only half-knowledge; 4. If a man listens to a woman, half of his time will be wasted; if he reacts, all of his time will be wasted.
9. Men are for living, not for decoration.
10. Words like "southeast, northwestern" are abstract words in women's brains, juxtaposed with stream of consciousness, postmodernism and nanotechnology.
11. If you have a boyfriend, be sure not to ask him where to meet. That will be the source of quarrels. Just ask him to pick you up at home.
12. Marriage is actually a shackles, whether you like it or not, once you are put on it, you will take the initiative to give up your arms and give up your freedom because of the existing commitment. Even the last private area like dreams is monitored by invisible fences.
13. Time is like a river, it can only run forward and cannot go back. People cannot step into different rivers at the same time, nor can they have all happiness. Now that it has passed, let it go with the wind.
14. An unmarried woman is a swallow, free and easy. A married woman is like a dove, she will come back when the time comes. A woman who has children is a duck with a string behind her.
15. Happy memories never last long. The aftertaste is like bubble gum, and it passes before you can taste the sweetness.
16. If a woman finds someone she likes, she will work hard all her life; if she finds someone she likes, she will enjoy herself all her life.
17. Work towards the best while preparing for the worst.
18. When people are happy for a while, that is called happiness. There is pleasure and pain. If a person is happy all his life, that is called happiness.
19. Be financially and mentally independent and not dependent on others. You can enjoy equal and free love!
20. Wang Gui said: "This day, as long as you believe that it will follow the trajectory you expected, sooner or later, it will follow your trajectory and send you to a happy place.
21. Wang Gui said to his son-in-law: "Why do you think people should get married in this life? Isn't it just to find yourself a relative who can depend on you? Life is like a river, you can only run forward and cannot look back. A person cannot step into different rivers at the same time, nor can he have all the happiness. Once it has passed, let it go with the wind.
22. Three things a woman must say in her life: "Am I getting old?" "Tell me, what do you like about me?" "You don't love me as much as you used to."
23. When we were in elementary school, there was no money to go to college. When we were in college, there was no money to go to elementary school. When we didn’t have a job, work was assigned. Now we can work, and we’ll break our heads. We just barely found a job that we could not survive without starvation. When we could not make money, houses were allocated. Now that we can make money, we find that we can no longer afford to buy a house.
24. What is happiness? Happiness is a kind of accumulation over time, a kind of precipitation, and a kind of accumulation of past life.
Happiness is a feeling. You notice the tiny eyes as thin as hair, you ignore the unintentional mistakes, you calm down the mentality that life is like a stage play, and just slowly adapt to the change from strong to easy-going, just like drinking tea. Stimulate to the point of inadvertent hint of sweetness, and you will feel happy.
25. Marriage is a bowl of beef noodles. The few slices of beef floating on top are just for the sake of swallowing.
27. The definition of petty bourgeoisie is to think that you are elegant and remain calm in the face of chaos.
28. Women’s wrinkles are smile lines. The more you smile, the deeper the lines become. Yours is not deep enough because you smile less. Be happy every day and become an old lady soon.
29. When women talk, most of them talk to themselves; if you listen intently, you will be driven crazy and end up with the same unfounded worries as they do.
30. Words like "southeast, northwestern" are abstract words in women's brains, juxtaposed with stream of consciousness, postmodernism and nanotechnology.
31. Marriage is actually a shackles, whether you like it or not, once you put it on, you will take the initiative to give up your arms and give up your freedom because of the existing commitment. Even the last private area like dreams is monitored by invisible fences.
32. Time is like a river, it can only run forward and cannot go back. People cannot step into different rivers at the same time, nor can they have all happiness. Now that it has passed, let it go with the wind.
33. "Anna, relax, everyone will grow old, but wouldn't it be great if we could grow old together and grow old gracefully? There is a saying in English: AGING GRACEFULLY . I don’t want to see an 18-year-old girl running up to me and saying: Hello, I’m Anna. That’s too weird, I can’t stand it. As for you, you are a little old lady with wrinkles on your face, no teeth in your mouth, your mouth leaks when you talk, and your mouth shrinks when you bite something. Anyway, my eyesight was dazzled at that time. You were eighty years old. It’s no different from being eighteen.”
34. “Do you know why we lose our eyes when we get older? That’s to make the world become blurry and blurry. The more impressionistic, the more beautiful. In fact, our whole life is spent in clarity and blur. When we are young, our eyes can see clearly, but our hearts are blurry. When we get older, our eyes are blurred. It’s blurry, but our hearts are clear.”
35. “Everyone has a beautiful dream when they are young. Many people fall down halfway, but only those who are persistent can succeed! The road to success is full of corpses, and you and others are walking on my corpse!"
36. Anna said: "This day, although it will not go forward according to the trajectory you expected! , but sooner or later, it will be delivered to a place that satisfies you. ”
37. The difference between being single and not being single is whether you feel too free on Sunday.
A collection of Wang Gui and Anna’s classic lines and quotations
1. Wang Gui at least understands a few truths: 1. Cancer is not something that is easy to get; 2. The more knowledge a woman has, the more reactionary she becomes; 3. It’s OK to be knowledgeable or ignorant, but I’m afraid of only half-knowledge; 4. If a man listens to a woman, half of his time will be wasted; if he reacts, all of his time will be wasted.
2. Men are for living, not for decoration.
3. Words like "southeast, northwestern" are abstract words in women's brains, juxtaposed with stream of consciousness, postmodernism and nanotechnology.
4. If you have a boyfriend, be sure not to ask him where to meet. That will be the source of quarrels. Just ask him to pick you up at home.
5. Marriage is actually a shackles, whether you like it or not, once you put it on, you will take the initiative to give up your arms and give up your freedom because of the existing commitment. Even the last private area like dreams is monitored by invisible fences.
6. When will you, women, let us poor men go? Just because of these trivial things, we are always on tenterhooks.
7. Wrong, it is a small matter for you, but it is definitely a big deal for us. Men are big on righteousness, while women are sticklers for trivial matters. But in life, there are few righteousnesses and many trivial matters, so we seem to be difficult to deal with.
8. What is a man’s righteousness? It refers to the family’s ability to make decisions when a serious crisis or conflict occurs. For example, when your wife or her parents need a large amount of funds to circulate, and you You will not deliberately embarrass her; she has lost a relative, and you must stand firmly behind her at this time; she is laid off, and you must take the initiative to shoulder all the burdens of the family. These are righteousness. As for the small section, when she bought new clothes, did you praise her? When she was sick, did you ask her if she felt warm? Especially for her birthday, did you send flowers? As for Dayi, it only happens once every ten to eight years, so you look very calm at home, while Xiaojie, your daily homework, is like a monk chanting sutras, talking but not meaning every day, so your wife looks very noisy at home. . The two seem to have nothing to do with each other, but in fact they are very closely related.
If a man sticks to small details, a woman will definitely understand the big principles.
9. Everyone has a beautiful dream when they are young. Many people fall down midway. Only those who are persistent can succeed! The road to success is full of dead bodies, and you and others are walking on it. My corpse passed by!
10. Marrying someone you like is a life of hard work; marrying someone who likes you is a life of happiness.
11. If you have a boyfriend, be sure not to ask him where to meet, as that will be the source of quarrels. Just ask him to pick you up at home.
12. Marriage is actually a shackle, whether you like it or not, once it is put on you, you will voluntarily give up your arms and give up your freedom because of the existing commitment. Even the last private area like dreams is monitored by invisible fences.
13. Wang Gui said to his son-in-law: Why do you want to get married in this life? Isn’t it just to find yourself a relative who can depend on you? Life is like a river, you can only run forward. , can't look back, a person can't step into different rivers at the same time, nor can he have all the happiness. Now that it's gone, let it go with the wind.
14. Three things a woman must say in her life: Am I getting old? Tell me, what do you like about me? You don’t love me as much as you used to.
15. Be good Work hard in the right direction and prepare for the worst.
16. The definition of petty bourgeoisie is that they think they are elegant and remain calm in the face of chaos.
17. Women’s wrinkles are smile lines. The more you smile, the deeper the lines become. Yours is not deep enough, because if you smile less, you will become an old lady sooner.
18. Love does not need to be said, love needs to be done! But sometimes love has to be spoken, and only then will he understand.
19. Love is a hormone, morality is a constraint, and after the hormone passes, it becomes a constraint.
20. Life is impossible without love, but it will never be possible with love alone.
21. What is temper? Temper is mood. Only when you are in a good mood can you have a good temper.
22. There are highs and lows in life. If there are no hardships without lows, you will not experience the happiness of highs.
23. Firewood, rice, oil and salt are life.
24. Such a small probability event will not happen to our family.
25. You used to throw stones at me when you were angry, but now you have changed your socks. You have become gentle and gentle now, which is great.
26. Tell your son: If you don’t spank you for three days, you will have to go to the house and uncover the roof. If you don’t spank you for a few days, your health will be poor.
27. People with hard mouths and soft hearts are not happy.
28 Celebrities make you admire, not because of his level, but because of his fame.
29. In this world, you can’t have your cake and eat it too, what? It's all yours, that's impossible, there will be gains and losses.
30. Everyone will grow old, but if we can grow old together, wouldn’t it be nice to age gracefully?
31. Why do people have presbyopia? It is to let the world More and more blurred, more and more impressionistic, more and more beautiful. People spend their whole lives in clarity and fuzzyness. When they are young, their minds are blurred and their eyes are clear. When they are old, their eyes are blurred and their hearts are clear. This can reduce the pain!
32. When a woman speaks, she Some of them are talking to themselves; if you listen attentively, you will be driven crazy and end up with the same unfounded worries as them.
33. Wang Gui at least understands a few truths: 1. Cancer is not so easy to get; 2. The more knowledge a woman has, the more reactionary she becomes; 3. It’s OK to be knowledgeable or ignorant, but I’m afraid of only half-knowledge; 4. If a man listens to a woman, half of his time will be wasted; if he reacts, all of his time will be wasted.
34. When people are in love with each other, they are happy for a while. There is pleasure and pain. If a person is happy all his life, that is called happiness.
35. Be financially and mentally independent and not dependent on others. You can enjoy equal and free love!
36. Wang Gui said: This day, as long as you believe that it will follow the trajectory you expected, sooner or later, it will follow your trajectory and turn the world around. You are transported to a happy place.
37. Marriage is a bowl of beef noodles. The few slices of beef floating on top are just for the sake of swallowing.
38. When we went to primary school, it was free to go to school. When we went to college, there was no charge to go to primary school. When we didn’t have a job, work was assigned. We can work now, We struggled to find a job that meant we were starving. When we couldn't make money, houses were allocated to us. Now that we can make money, we find that we can no longer afford to buy a house.
39. Work hard in the right direction while preparing for the worst; be financially and spiritually independent and not dependent on others, and you will be able to enjoy equal and free love.
40An apple a day keeps disease away from me. One egg a day keeps disease away from me. A glass of celery juice a day keeps disease away from me.
41. If someone is said to be bad, he is called a bad guy; if someone is cursed, he is called a bastard; if his father calls his brother disobedient, he is called a mischief; if someone is said to be black, he is called as black as a donkey shit; if someone is said to be unlucky, To call someone unlucky; to call someone stupid is to call them stupid or idiot; to call someone stupid is to call them a fool; to call them a fool if they fail in an exam is to call them a fool; to brag is to call them bullshit; to call someone stupid is to call them a loser; to call someone stupid is to call them a fool; to call them a fool is to tell them to get out;
42. Time is like a river, it can only run forward and cannot go back. People cannot step into different rivers at the same time, nor can they have all happiness. Now that it has passed, let it go with the wind.
43. An unmarried woman is a swallow, free and easy. A married woman is like a dove, she will come back when the time comes. A woman who has children is a duck with a string behind her.
44. Happy memories never last long. The aftertaste is like bubble gum, and it passes before you can taste the sweetness.
45. If a woman finds someone she likes, she will work hard all her life; if she finds someone she likes, she will enjoy herself all her life.
46. Work hard in the right direction while preparing for the worst.
47. When people are happy for a while, that is called happiness. There is pleasure and pain. If a person is happy all his life, that is called happiness.
48. Be financially and mentally independent and not dependent on others. You can enjoy equal and free love!
49. Wang Gui said: This day, as long as you believe that it will follow the trajectory you expected, sooner or later, it will follow your trajectory and send you to a happy place.
50. Wang Gui said to his son-in-law: Why do you think people should get married in this life? Isn't it just to find yourself a relative who can depend on you? Life is like a river, you can only run forward and cannot look back. A person cannot step into different rivers at the same time, nor can he have all the happiness. Once it has passed, let it go with the wind.
51. Three things a woman must say in her life: Am I getting old? Tell me, what do you like about me? You don’t love me as much as you did before. Wang Baoqiang’s classic lines
6 years old When he starred in the independent film "The Blind Shaft", he won the Golden Horse Award for Best Newcomer and the Best Actor Award at the French and Thai Film Festivals. Later, he participated in many film and television dramas, and won a double Golden Eagle Award for "Soldier Assault". His down-to-earth image was deeply loved by the audience. In 20xx, Wang Baoqiang won the Best Actor Award and the Asia Pacific Film Award at the Russian, New York, and Italian Film Festivals with his new film "Hello! Mr. Tree", becoming the first leading male actor born in the 1980s in mainland China. A big boy from the countryside walked into our lives. His silly and innocent performance made us quickly remember such a big boy.
1. Every little thing he does is like grasping a life-saving straw. In the end, you realize that what he is hugging is already a towering tree.
2. I knew you were bragging, you were a coward, you were a weakling, a dog's tail grass, a stinky gourd, you stuck green onions in your pig's nose and pretended to be an elephant!
3. You are absolutely right! He is obviously a strong man, but he is born like a bear!
4. Won a van when buying lottery tickets. : Boss, let me drive it! Xu Zheng: If you open it, we will never get there! : Okay, don’t be nervous. I’m talking to you. I’ve been driving a tractor for many years. It’s okay. Xu Zheng: Can you release the handbrake?
5. This is a glorious and arduous task. Of course, the glory lies in the dullness, and the difficulty lies in the long time.
6. Boss, you should eat some green onions... to improve your virility... Xu Zheng: Eat it, eat it, all the green onions are yours. : Let’s eat chicken, let’s eat chicken? Xu Zheng: Eat, eat the green onions and eat the chicken!
7. No, I found that there is still a spiritual gap between us and we cannot communicate. It's better to wait for her to grow up and let it end for now.
8. Boss, I have sprained my ankle. I will help you carry your luggage. You can carry it on my back! Boss, look at how yellow the water in the Yellow River is! Xu Zheng: Brother, that’s the Yangtze River!
9. People can’t live too comfortably. If they are too comfortable, problems will arise.
10. When a general takes action, he must first establish his prestige. This prestige and courage are more important than how many troops you have.
11. Can an airplane stop while it is flying in the sky? Xu Zheng: If there is heavy fog or snow, the flight will be canceled and we will not fly! : It would be nice if we encountered a foggy day. Broadcast: Due to heavy snow at Changsha Airport, the plane was unable to land. Now the plane is preparing to return. Please understand. Xu Zheng: Crow’s mouth!
12. The biggest characteristic of a fool is that he thinks he is the smartest and everyone else is a fool.
13. One big thunder in the sky and two thunders on the ground. There was a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and there was a vigorous event.
14. Do I have a standing ticket or a seated ticket? Ground handling: All flights are ticketed.
15. Are there people in the world who can drink? No! Only those who can carry it. Classic lines from Beijing youth Wang Yue
1. What is a man’s quality of life? The quality of a man's life depends on what kind of wife you find.
2. Love is a kind of responsibility. Even if you don’t love, you still have to fulfill your responsibility.
3. There is no road in the world. If there are too many people walking, there will be no way to go.
4. The farthest distance in the world is not that I am at the end of the world and you are at the end of the world, but that I am by your side and you are playing with your mobile phone.
5. Anyone who has been around is correct.
6. My daily life is the same. Sedum is the same as yesterday, yesterday is the same as today, day after day, doing nothing as usual. As soon as I close my eyes, I can think of what I will look like in the next ten years. This is not the life I want.
7. Ho Tung: I can’t stand the square building, the square office, the square cubicle, and the square computer. If I continue to work, I will almost become a square piece.
8. There is a tombstone in the basement of Westminster Abbey in England, with this sentence written on it:
When I was young, I dreamed of changing the world. ; But when I matured, I found that I could not change the world; so, I shortened my vision and just changed my country. But when I reached my twilight years, I found that I had no ability to change my country; so, my last wish was just to change my family, but this was impossible. As I lay on my bed, dying, I suddenly realized: If I had only changed myself, then maybe I would have changed my family. With their help and encouragement, maybe I would have been able to change my family. The state does something; then who knows? Maybe, I can change the world! Therefore, in fact, the most important thing for each of us is to learn how to change ourselves.
9. When people are young, they do not necessarily have to have specific goals. For me, pursuing inner happiness and constantly enriching myself is the most important thing. In fact, I am not As you said, I am not a worldly person. I am also an ordinary girl. I also like to go shopping, sleep in, and eat snacks. If I am too busy at work, I will go crazy and complain. I just suddenly understood: while I am still young... < /p>
10. If you want to succeed too much and make a lot of money, your desires will expand and you will become unrealistic. When your abilities cannot satisfy your desires, you will suffer. , doubt life, and even give up on yourself. In fact, as long as you calm down and grow step by step, life will be a different situation.