Crazy bitch is crazy.
But when night falls, strange things happen. I, my parents, my sister, including men, women and children nearby, always hear the crazy woman in her family crying and cursing. The emotions mixed in the voice are also particularly complicated. It is difficult for ordinary people to understand incoherent words.
Such as "you stupid short-lived ghost." "You ... don't come over." "get out ... get out!" "You bitch." Also mixed with a few meows. As neighbors, we are embarrassed to let the security guard call him a pain in the ass. After all, she is so lonely and crazy. Even if you try your best to reason with her, you may be coaxed into being quiet for a while. But after a long time, she returned to her original state. Listen to mom and dad:
"It's her bad feng shui. During the Cultural Revolution, her family was called Zhao Courtyard, a large family! That is where the landlord lives. Later, the whole family was criticized and killed by revolutionary peasants, some committed suicide and some killed him. After death, the family was abandoned in the wilderness. From then on, Zhao's yard was quickly occupied by farmers until the generation of' crazy women'. But many strange things happen, and they are even called "Yin House". But the peasants are poor, and no matter what the house is, they are determined to live. "
They also said: "Crazy women are not crazy at all when they get married in front of the door, and even look beautiful. There were many suitors in the village at that time. However ... alas! Unfortunately, family! She stepped on the grave and ran into a ghost on her way home from busy farming. Some people say that the family killed the landlord. Rumor has it that the landlord's family didn't want to see them move into their own house and live so happily, so they came back to hook up with a' crazy bitch', and she became crazy. Soon after, even his eight-character husband was taken away. Hey! Beauty is jealous of ghosts! " My parents shook their heads and sighed.
At the age of fifteen, I dragged my cheeks and sat at the dinner table, listening carefully to my parents' endless "speeches." I'm also dubious. After all, I also came into contact with the three major disciplines of materialization and life at school and gradually became a materialist. I still don't believe in these supernatural phenomena. But one thing happened later, which convinced me deeply.
One night in late autumn when I was sixteen, my neighbor was Pang Hu's father. Let's just call him Tiger Dad! That night, he was awakened from his dream by the bawling of "crazy bitch". Then, I smashed the window hard, but it seemed useless. It may be that his home is directly separated from the Zhao compound by a tree, which is very close. So it doesn't matter even if you close the window. Tossing and turning, sleepless all night. Finally, he can't stand it! Tiger dad suddenly sat up from the bed, put on his leather shoes and prepared to go out and have a look.
"Shit! Don't let people sleep at night! I have to work tomorrow. ..... I want to see what this crazy woman is crazy about. " Tiger dad muttered something to himself, so he went straight to Zhao's compound angrily. When she came to the door, the crazy woman was still cursing loudly. But when Tiger Dad opened the door, there were several pairs of white eyes staring at him under the banyan tree in the yard. Tiger dad was scared at once. After a while, several meowing voices told him that it was just a cat. Tiger dad heaved a sigh:
"Oh, I'll go, but a few kittens scared me ..."
Tiger dad gritted his teeth again and walked quickly to the crazy woman's house. He's going to "export dirt", right! He wants to scold this "crazy bitch" well.
However, he was about to speak when he froze. The crazy woman turned her fat body and stared at Tiger Dad in horror. That look is like seeing something terrible. The "crazy woman" has a frightened face, her eyes are wide open and her body twitches backwards from time to time. When she stepped back in panic, she looked back from time to time and made a heavy breathing sound. Sometimes I fall, but after I fall, I quickly run out of the house through the back door.
At this time, Tiger Dad was puzzled and muttered, "Although he said he was a tanner, he was a little ugly. But ... but are you really scary? Hey! But this crazy bitch has run away and can be quiet for a while. Since he is afraid of me, I will scare her away, don't worry! Ha ha ha ... "Suddenly, a triumphant man's laughter echoed in the room. ...
Suddenly, a silver hairpin on the old dresser caught the attention of Tiger Dad.
"I didn't expect this dead old woman to have such antiques, which are valuable! Ha ha ..... "Then, he looked around and found nothing happened, so he put out his dirty hand and secretly wrapped the hairpin in his pocket.
Needless to say, tiger dad is like a vigorous cheetah chasing prey and a "crazy woman" who is in hot pursuit. That crazy woman, like a buffalo running away in a hurry, dragged her heavy body and ran hard. Finally, the "crazy woman" stopped, probably because she was old and exhausted. After she fell to the ground, she stopped struggling. Just bury your face in it and shrink back. Mouth still pour out:
"Please! Step back. Short-lived ghost, get out ... Get out ... "The crazy bitch shouted at the air like crazy again. Tiger dad said, and a sinister smile:
"Haha, I can finally have a good sleep."
Say that finish, tiger dad went back the same way. The crazy woman curled up in the corner looked at the tiger dad in the distance and breathed a sigh of relief, with a strange smile on her mouth. But walking, dad felt more and more wrong.
"This ... this is not the place where you just walked? How did you come back? " Crazy woman still sitting on the ground, horrified at tiger dad shouted:
"Don't! Don't come here, short-lived ghost ... "
Tiger dad began to panic: "What's this ... exactly?" According to the truth, a rural native must know the way to his hometown and can't get lost. Besides, he is an adult. Tiger dad is stubborn. He doesn't believe that he will get lost. So, relying on his years of experience, he made another vigorous trip. Not once, twice, twice, three times.
"Be the spirit of Edison." Tiger dad comforted himself.
When I left with a grain of salt, the overall situation of people was normal; But when he came back for the third time, his expression was Gherardini and his spirit almost collapsed. What happened? Listen to the flattery of persimmon.
When Tiger Dad returned to his original place for the third time, he saw the crazy woman's hand pointing directly behind Tiger Dad. Tiger dad is not surprised. That old woman is crazy. He was bored, too, and really turned slowly in the direction of the "crazy bitch" hand.
At this moment, the fearless smile on his face suddenly froze. This ..... this is not the dead landlord's house? I saw them one by one, white and bloodless, staring at Tiger Dad's empty eyes, standing there like tombstones, motionless. Tiger dad roared and ran in the opposite direction. But when he is running vigorously, any family will always stand in front of him again like a flashing tombstone. Other directions are stuck in the same place without exception.
At this time, the panting tiger dad knew that there was no way out this time, and he didn't know how many times and how long he had run. Tiger dad collapsed physically, mentally, like mud. ......
When the peace around him was restored, Tiger Dad was already crazy, Gherardini like a crazy bitch, and kept saying and cursing like a "crazy bitch".
The next day, the farmer who got up early to farm found two crazy people sitting next to a tombstone, screaming the same thing. However, Tiger Dad always says to the air in his palm from time to time: "Silver hairpin ... Hehe, nice." But Pang Hu never found any silver hairpins on his father.
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