One joke story of 20 words
① A collection of short jokes within 20 words
1. Speaking of my boyfriend’s advantages, they can be summed up in five words: “He knows how to pick a girlfriend.”
2. I used to be a top student, but I was just curious about the world of underachievers. I went in to take a look, and then I got lost.
3. 4. When looking for a boyfriend, you must find someone who is submissive. Otherwise, he will preach every day and lose your temper, or he will simply recognize you as a brother.
4. In fact, I quite like mathematics. It does not have the circuitousness of Chinese language, the grammar of English, or the complexity and information content of history and politics. will do.
5. Bajie went to seek Buddhist scriptures with his master, but he did not lose weight even after eating so many vegetarian meals, which shows that vegetarianism cannot lose weight.
6. It is said that your IQ will become lower in front of the person you like. Is it impossible for me to fall in love with my math teacher?
7. Some people say that playing with mobile phones while walking can lead to car accidents, which scared me so much that I started running to play.
8. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animal friends are indeed people.
9. "Are you free to invite someone to dinner tonight?" "Yes." "Then you can work for me, thank you."
10. A large number of prodigal wives They made Ma Yun what he is today, and Ma Yun supported thousands of courier men. The money earned by courier men through hard work returned to the hands of prodigal women, and was used to make Ma Yun a success!
11. "Guess what will happen to the parents after the midterm exam." "Have a second child."
12. God has given you many opportunities to gain weight. All caught.
13. Please be careful if you tell me about your height in the future. It is said that you can grow taller by kissing. Please don’t force me to do whatever it takes.
14. Don’t be downcast or appear short.
15. I took a buddy from the dormitory to play at home. I met my dad at the door, so I introduced him: "This is my dad." Who knew that the buddy didn't know what was going on, and his brain twitched. , also called out: "Dad". My dad was stunned for a moment, sighed, touched my head and said: "Son, you have grown up. Dad respects your decision, as long as you are happy."
16. Dayu passed through the house three times to control the floods without entering, so his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed in those years, and love missed in those years.
17. If you yell "***" on the street, you will definitely have a higher chance of turning heads than calling a beautiful girl!
18. Stop calling yourself a "single dog". Dogs are already dead by your age.
19. Life is already so difficult, so don’t expose some things.
20. If you do it well, you will be in a daze, but if you don’t do it well, you will fall asleep.
21. I remember you. You were the boy who fell into a manure pit and was fished out three hours later. Not only was he fine, but he was running, laughing, wiping his mouth and burping.
22. There is always a group of top academics among parents. They are called other people’s children.
23. Wear the shoes of a bad student and follow the path of a top student.
24. When I was a child, I loved playing hide and seek. After others hid it, I would go home to eat.
25. The ideal is very full, but the reality is very basic.
26. I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I saw the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so big."
② 20-word short joke
1. Once upon a time, a man came fishing and caught a squid. Squid begged him: Please let me go, don't roast me to eat. The man said: Okay, then let me ask you a few questions. Squid was very happy and said: You take the test, you take the test! Then the man grilled the squid.
2. I once suffered from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.
3. An international student was taking the driving license test in the United States. The road sign in front of him told him to turn left. He was not sure, so he asked the examiner: "turn left?" The answer: "right" so... Hang up.
4. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor. He bled a lot and turned into a red bean. He kept bleeding and turned into a soybean. The wound became scarred and finally turned into a black bean.
5. Xiao Ming had his hair cut, and when he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed: Xiao Ming, your hair looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt aggrieved and ran outside to cry. As he cried, he flew up.
6. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.
7. The little penguin asked his grandma one day, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asked his father again, "Dad, dad, Am I a penguin? ""Yes, you are a penguin, what's wrong?" "But, why do I feel so cold?"
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8: A pair of corns fell in love... so they decided to get married... on the wedding day... one corn couldn't find the other corn... The corn asked the popcorn next to him: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Honey, I’m wearing a wedding dress.
③ Collection of short jokes and humorous jokes within 20 words
1. "Can you be my girlfriend, or not? You can only answer one word!"
"Get lost."
2. It's not my fault that I fell in love with you, it's all your fault because of your big breasts and thin waist.
3. Some words should only be spoken to people who understand them, such as the English listening test.
8. A top student uses grades as a motivation, and a bad student uses homework as a motivation. I am great, and I use sleeping in class as a motivation!
9. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.
10. A male deer walked faster and faster, and finally it turned into a highway (deer)!
11. A turtle walked across a pile of poop, but only left three footprints on it. Why? Because it’s holding its nose with one hand! ! !
④ A collection of short jokes within 20 words
1. "Do you want to be my girlfriend or not? You can only answer one word!"
"Get lost."
2. It's not my fault that I fell in love with you, it's all the fault of your big breasts and thin waist.
3. Some words should only be spoken to people who understand them, such as the English listening test.
8. A top student uses grades as a motivation, and a bad student uses homework as a motivation. I am great, and I use sleeping in class as a motivation!
9. There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.
10. A male deer walked faster and faster, and finally it turned into a highway (deer)!
11. A turtle walked across a pile of poop, but only left three footprints on it. Why? Because it’s holding its nose with one hand! ! !
⑤ 20-word humorous short joke
1. One day, the cow asked the donkey a difficult question, asking the two words under the word "stupid" Which insect is male and which is female. The donkey racked his brains, but still couldn't answer. The cow scolded: What a stupid donkey, men are on the left and women are on the right!
2. Seven years after graduation, I finally took on a big project, building a 30-meter chimney. The construction period was two months and the cost was 300,000, but it required an advance payment. It was finally completed at the end of last year. Today I went to inspect it, but I was scolded to death and didn't get any money. Oh shit! The drawings are backwards, they want to dig a well!
3. The squad leader asked: Who is the biggest officer in our platoon? The recruit answered: He is the platoon leader. The squad leader asked again: Who is under the teacher? The recruit replied: It is the horse that the division commander rides.
4. Some words should only be spoken to people who understand them, such as the English listening test.
5. Money is too unfair. Everyone says they love it, but they use it to trade with others.
(5) Extended reading of a 20-word joke story:
Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in plot, often unexpected, and make people suddenly laugh. Characteristics of a wonderful feeling. Most of them reveal the perverse phenomena in life and are ironic and entertaining, with varying degrees of interest.
Although the other types have different names and are nonsense, their properties are very similar.
⑥ 20 Chinese character homophonic joke stories
Wang Xizhi wisely solved the blackmail case
When Wang Xizhi was appointed as the prefect, he received a petition from a villager , it is said that a certain country squire gave him a small piece of wasteland to bury his father. He said that he only wanted a "jug" of wine, but afterwards he insisted on a "lake" of wine. Wang Xizhi then visited the squire's home. The squire had long admired his name and wanted to ask for calligraphy treasures, so he entertained him warmly. Wang Xizhi wrote "Le Yi Biography" for him. The squire was overjoyed and asked what gift he could give as a thank you. Wang Xizhi said smoothly: "Just a live goose." The squire immediately brought a live goose to the government office, but Wang Xizhi's face sank and said: "We agreed that it would be a river goose, why did we only send one?" It turned out that "live" and "river" in the local dialect have the same pronunciation. The squire hurriedly defended: "My lord, geese are counted in fours, never in rivers!" Wang Xizhi sneered, took out the villagers' memorandum and said: "Since geese are counted in geese, does wine count in lakes?" If you take care of yourself, you have to admit your mistake.
Ji Xiaolan cleverly scolded He Shen
When Ji Xiaolan was appointed minister, He Shen was appointed minister. One time, the two of them drank together with a censor. During the dinner, Heshen pointed to a dog and asked Ji Xiaolan: "Is it a wolf (the minister) or a dog?" Ji Xiaolan was very alert and heard that Heshen was insulting him through the homophonic pronunciation, and immediately replied calmly: "The vertical tail is a wolf, and the vertical tail is a wolf. (Shang Shu) It's a dog." The censor who wanted to please Heshen also heard the trick, but deliberately said: "I understand whether it is a wolf or a dog." Upon hearing this, Ji Xiaolan understood the censor's intention and calmly responded. He said: "There is another difference. The wolf's habit is to eat meat, the dog's habit is to eat whatever it encounters, and it eats shit when it encounters shit (the censor)." Heshen and the censor were in a state of embarrassment.
"The ringing in the head is not the name"
In the late Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, during the scholar examination in a certain county, the silent examination room suddenly There was a burst of cicada chirping, and the invigilator found out that the cicada sound came from examinee Zhang's hat, so he opened his hat and saw several cicadas still singing. Zhang Sheng confessed that when he left home this morning, his father put the cicada into his hat, saying that the cicada chirping in his head was a sign of success. Just now, the cicada's crawling made his head itchy unbearably, so he scratched it a few times, and the cicada stopped. Called out. The invigilator was amused and angry after hearing this, so he canceled Zhang's qualification for the examination for violating discipline, and wrote a poem: "Tou Ming is not the first name, all because of my father's fame. The autumn cicada knows the song but does not know the name, Superstition is a sign of loss of fame."
"The nickname of a humble person is a dog"
There is an ancient joke that a person who donates money will lose his reputation. Ban (a person who donated money to obtain a position) went to see his boss. The boss asked: "How is the climate of Guizhi?" Zongban replied: "There is no strong wind and less dust." Asked: "How are the people?" The answer: "There are only two white apricots, but there are quite a few red apricots." Zhanban replied When the answer was not what was asked, the superior became angry and rebuked loudly: "***, I'm asking about Li Shu." The donor trembled with fear and quickly replied: "There are many pear trees, but they only bear few fruits." The superior couldn't laugh or cry, and slapped the table and shouted : "I'm not asking you Li Xing, I'm asking you Xiaomin!" Zhanban quickly stood up and said, "My humble nickname is Gou'er." The boss was so dumbfounded that he shook his head repeatedly: "Gou'er, Gou'er, you are really A dog! ”
⑦ A collection of funny jokes within 20 words
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1. Funny men’s embarrassing jokes. I calculated this morning and found that the distance from home to work is 36 yawns. Many years later, I realized what a man is: a prince for twenty years, an emperor for a day, a slave for ten months, and a cash machine for a lifetime! ! ! !
2. Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com, my parents came to school to visit me, and took them to the hotel in front of the school to check in at night. When registering, the front desk casually asked: "Yes Membership card?” I also answered casually. . . "have". Then...then came the harsh interrogation from my parents. . .
3. Classic funny rogue joke, when something goes wrong, I will not rush to blame others, but reflect on myself first. If it is really my fault, then think about how to blame it on others. .
Why are people who often cheat on others called scoundrels?
4. Once I was shopping with my best friend, and a handsome guy walked straight towards me with a smile~~ He smiled with me? I immediately blushed and became nervous... The handsome guy came over, greeted me warmly, and then~~ stuffed a small card into my hand... I took a closer look and saw that it was a business card from a weight loss agency... ....
5. Sales: Sir, our company, Pacific Insurance Company, protects the world and the world. What kind of insurance do you need? Me: 100,000, buy three-year escape insurance. Well, this is my ID card. Sales: Sir, we can’t guarantee you. . . Don't run away, kid, don't you say the customer is God?
6. A: "Look at you, your looks are not outstanding, your talent is not outstanding, why are so many girls crazy about you?" B: "My pocket is outstanding." It is said that the marriage between Fifty Cents and Fifty Cents is The strongest, because they can be put together!
7. Come to the construction site with me to move bricks. It costs two cents a piece, a thousand yuan a morning without any pressure, four hundred a day, and one a month. In case of two, you will get 140,000 per year, a house in two years, and a car in three years. You can have a serious, rich and handsome job, and you can also exercise, and you can save all the money for the gym. Don’t talk anymore, I’ll make money first!
8. "I went shopping with my wife today." "Not bad. What did you buy?" "She bought shoes, skirts, jewelry, essential oils, and..." "Quite a lot. Did you buy something?" "I bought it too." "What did you buy?"
⑧ About 20 words of ancient and modern jokes
1. No one polishes ink
A son from a rich family went to take an exam. His father took the exam beforehand and his score was very good. He was sure he would be admitted. Unexpectedly, his son's name was not on the list. My father rushed to the county magistrate for comment.
The county magistrate brought the scroll to check, and saw a faint layer of gray fog on it, but no words could be seen. As soon as his father came home, he scolded him: "Why are your examination papers so written that no one can read them clearly?" His son cried: "No one in the examination room sharpened the ink for me, so I had to write with a pen dipped in water on the inkstone. "
2. The old lady chanted the Buddha's name
There was an old lady, holding a few beads in her hand, chanting Amitabha, Amitabha, and shouted: "Er Han, Er Han, There are too many ants on the pot. I hate them. Come and burn them to death for me." Then he chanted: "Amitabha, Amitabha."
Then he shouted: "Er Han, Er." Han, help me remove the ashes from the bottom of the pot. Don’t use your own dustpan, because it will burn out. Just ask your neighbor to borrow a dustpan. Remember, remember. Amitabha, Amitabha”
3. Never a vegetarian
A monk visits someone else’s house as a guest. When the master saw that he was a monk, he asked: "Master, do you drink?" The monk smiled and said: "Drink a little wine, but I never eat vegetarian food."
4. Get rid of stupid people
Someone complained to the county government: "I lost my hoe tomorrow, please investigate." The county official asked: "You slave! I lost my hoe tomorrow, why didn't you report it yesterday?" When the clerk heard this, he couldn't help but laugh. The county magistrate immediately concluded the case and said: "You must be the one who stole the hoe! What did you steal it for?" The clerk replied: "I want to get rid of that fool."
5. The old man's sorrow
There was an old man who was rich and wealthy, with a family full of descendants. On his 100th birthday, the house was crowded with birthday guests, but the old man was very unhappy. Everyone asked him: "You are so blessed, why are you worried?" The old man replied: "I am not worried about anything. I am just worried that when I celebrate my 200th birthday, there will be hundreds and thousands more people coming to congratulate me. Please teach me how to celebrate my 200th birthday." Can you remember them all? ”
6. A friend was eating in a restaurant last night and saw the waiter’s sister playing with WeChat. He silently picked up the phone and shook it. When he looked at the photo, he found the waiter sister. The buddy sent a WeChat message to the waitress sister: Hi! Miss, are you free?
The waitress immediately replied: Yes, handsome man! I'm bored right now! My friend replied: If you have time, please bring me the fish head with chopped pepper. I have been waiting for almost an hour.
7. I remember when I was a kid, on the first night of school during the summer vacation, I still had a lot of homework to do. So, I had an idea and deliberately instigated my brother, who was a few years younger than me, to tear up my homework. I also pretended to be sad, sat on the ground and cried loudly.
My dad saw me so sad, so he stayed up all night until the next morning, and finally nailed my summer homework again!
⑨ Please tell me a story or joke of about 20 words. The more the better, the better. Thank you
1. A delegation came to visit our school. Before leaving, a group of 20 people stood at the school gate to take photos as a souvenir. .I happened to pass by.
One of the members of the inspection team held a camera and said to me: "Little brother, come and take a picture."
I was overjoyed and hurried to the first place. 20 people stood around waiting to say "eggplant"
Everyone was sweating profusely!
2. One guy wore a T-shirt like Che Guevara's big head. , the very popular one. I went to take a bus, and standing opposite me was a child and her mother. The child saw his T-shirt and said to his mother: Mom, look at Grandpa KFC. . . Dude was shocked. . . Later, my mother said even more shockingly: Son, that’s not Grandpa KFC, that’s Uncle Lei Feng. . .
3. While chatting with my boyfriend, when I got excited, my saliva splashed all over his face. Then he instinctively wiped it away with his hands. I was a little embarrassed, but I deliberately changed the focus and pretended to be angry: "What are you doing? You dislike me?" He said with a gentlemanly smile on his face: "No, wipe it evenly!"
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In the past, the school said that it would conduct a physical examination~
It would require stool for laboratory testing,
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Then everyone brings a little bit~
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That alumnus ~ packed in Chow Tai Fook bags and boxes.
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Then halfway through, someone drove a motorcycle The car was taken away
5. A female friend had extremely small breasts, and we kept chasing her every day. One day, this person finally couldn't bear it any more, so she shouted to us: "My breasts are very small." You can do whatever you want, I can follow my dad!"
6. Today I took my family to Jinshan City Beach for swimming, mainly to play with the children in the sand.
While the sand was being piled, the lifeguard (commander) on the high platform in the distance shouted with a loudspeaker: Parents with children, please pay attention, please take care of your children, especially those with your own If your child is with someone else's wife, please don't abandon your child, I can see it!
7. When I was in college, there would be large classes held by several classes together, with one to two hundred people sitting in the oversized lecture hall. In this kind of class, except for the first three rows, there are people in the back who are doing everything. If there is a big class in the first period in the morning, people will often bring breakfast, such as soy milk, steamed buns, and fried dough sticks, but the teacher will just turn a blind eye. But later on, we were strictly prohibited from having breakfast in class because a buddy came in with a bowl of wontons...
It was rare for such a big classroom to be so quiet. Everyone was eating wontons with their buddies under the scent of wontons. There was silence amid the sniffing sounds.
8. I had a self-study class that night and get out of class was about to end. I got addicted to smoking, so I went to the toilet to smoke. I usually smoked while shitting at school. I entered the toilet, put the last cigarette in my mouth, then got into the squatting position, took off my pants, squatted down, and lit the fire, all at once. At this time, my phone rang, and I buried my head subconsciously... My last cigarette was inserted directly into the camel shit in the manure pit... When I saw no one around, I picked up the cigarette from the poop. Fortunately, there was only a little poop on the front, so I just pinched off that section and it was fine. So I took out the phone and saw that it belonged to one of my buddies, so I started chatting with him.
Then... I subconsciously put the cigarette in my mouth... It was the end that was stained with shit... I stood up instantly... spit it out... rushed to the faucet... rinsed my mouth... and then realized that I didn't wipe it... petrified
9. One time, it was a buddy’s birthday and he invited some of our friends to have dinner at his uncle’s small restaurant. The atmosphere was great and we all drank a lot of beer. I felt like I needed to urinate. I was looking for a toilet, but after searching around, I didn’t find a toilet in the shop, so I asked the guy. The guy said that the shop is small and the toilet is outside the shop. You can get there by walking to the right when you go out. I followed his instructions. I ran over, but I didn't see the toilet. I only saw a house that looked like a small warehouse. I tried to push the door, but it was closed. I ran back to him and said, "Where is the toilet? It's just a toilet." The door of the small warehouse is still locked." The guy also drank too much, so he said loudly, "That's the warehouse. If the door is locked, you kick it open. If the door is broken, I will be responsible." After listening to what he said, I was drunk with alcohol and urine. With an urgent push, I ran towards the warehouse. When I was more than 10 meters away from the warehouse, I sprinted and rushed to the door. I said "ah da" (Bruce Lee's signature cry), kicked the door with a flying kick. When I opened the door, I suddenly heard a scream. A waitress held up her pants and shouted, "The door is locked, that means there is someone inside!"
10. In a local TV program, the host and The child is talking, the child is 4 years old
Host: What is your name?
Child: X Xiaoyu
Host: Call Xiaoyu for Xiami?
Child: The day I was born, it was snowing
Host: Why isn’t Xiami called Xiaoxue?
Child: Your man’s name is Xiaoxue? !
Moderator:...
11. When I was in junior high school, there were two dead parties. They finished playing games very late one day, and the three of them walked home. , there was no one on the road. One of them and I were walking in front and chatting about our recent achievements. As we were chatting, I suddenly felt that someone was missing. I looked back and saw the dim lights on the road. At a glance, there was no one there. We My back felt cold, so I had no choice but to walk back. After a few steps, I heard a faint bang. I followed the sound and found out that the buddy who was following us fell into the drainage well. We called him BH. He never responded to my name. In order to make sure there was someone there, the classmate who followed me actually threw a broken brick in. When we heard the screams, we confirmed that it was his...
12. A colleague asked very seriously: How many days of holiday do you think foreign countries have during National Day?
13. By the way,
I have a female colleague,
whose name is Li Rui,
and a male colleague,
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My name is Li Ruisheng...
14. In winter, I eat hot pot with my classmates. After eating, I am the first to come out, waiting for the other classmates behind. I picked my teeth against the black glass of an off-road vehicle, and then applied lip balm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When I finished wiping and cutting my hair, The car window was rolled down, and a group of people looked at me in the car. A *** face came very close to me and said: Little sister, have you finished taking the photo? We are going to drive!
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15. When I first went to college, because the place we lived in was quite chaotic, a few friends in the dormitory went to the market to buy knives together. They kept them in the dormitory for self-defense. When we walked back after buying them, Passing by a bank, we caught up with someone who was carrying boxes of money to the armored truck after work. We thought about not letting the escorts misunderstand us, so we asked a buddy to hide the knife in his clothes. As a result, we walked over to the guy with the gun. When we were next to the escort, the boy got nervous and actually dropped the knife on the ground. There was a clang, which is a polite term. I still can't forget the way the escort looked at us. This was also the first time that someone pointed a gun at us. Later, we left silently without daring to pick up the knife. . .
16. When I was in middle school, my physics teacher taught about frictional electricity and said: We take off our sweaters in winter. The sweater will make a noisy sound. There are also electric lights. But that won't be the case in summer. Why?
The boy in the back: Because it’s summer *** sweater.
17. My friend was drunk once. According to civilized language, he was in the toilet, holding a phone in his right hand, pressing the mirror with his left hand, and the word "Jail" in the mirror. The reporter "looked at each other affectionately and said: How are you eating? Is the prison strict these days? Try to get out as soon as possible...
18. Today I saw an article on Maopu, which contained these two sentences. "I have been lying on the beach for three and a half years, and today the waves hit me and I turned over." I felt sad and felt that it was a warning motto and a good sentence for life, so I changed this sentence into an MSN signature. In the evening, I suddenly received a call from a good friend, MM, asking Where did my signature come from, so I told MM, "Life is like this, it requires patience and perseverance." MM was silent for a long time, and finally couldn't help but said to me: "Don't you think this describes the bastard?"
19. My parents were not at home tonight, so I had to cook by myself. After pouring the oil into the pan, I heard the phone ringing in the bedroom. I ran back to the bedroom, took my cell phone, and called I walked to the kitchen while talking on the phone. When I got to the kitchen, I saw that the oil was boiling and oil was splashing everywhere. I got excited and threw the phone into the pot...
20. Hangzhou Some of the buses nearby are relatively high-end, so the glass is covered with a sign saying: Break the glass in case of emergency.
The temperature has risen in the past few days, and the car is also relatively hot, and there are many people on the car. The most depressing thing is not knowing that the unscrupulous guy farted silently and smellily in the car. . . Later, the glass was broken. . .
21. One night, my parents came back from playing mahjong. I woke up when they entered the house, but I was still confused.
Suddenly my feet cramped (probably they were growing), and then I jumped out of bed. My consciousness was very vague at the time, and I just wanted to take a few steps to suppress the cramping feeling.
As a result, I took two steps and felt that I couldn’t hold on anymore, so I knelt down in front of my dad, which shocked my dad.
After I knelt down, I felt no cramps. Then I stood up silently, turned around and went back to my room to sleep.
There was not a word during the whole process. My dad was probably petrified by then.
22. I remember one time I went to a swimming pool with my parents. When I first entered the gate, I saw a social young man with tattoos all over his body, a shaved head, and a big gold medal around his neck. chain! When we got into the water and got used to the temperature, we saw the brother walking swaggeringly and stood in the water. The thunder thing happened. . . The big, thick gold chain around his neck floated on the water. . . . .
23. On July 22, 2009, I met a buddy on Maopu and said: "TMD, it turns out that the solar eclipse is during the day, so I waited all night in vain."< /p>
24. The last time I watched a CCTV program, I don’t remember the name. I just remember that it started with a reporter asking people at the train station: "Are you happy?" Asked, some said happy and others said no, then a farmer was asked...
Reporter: "Are you happy?"
The farmer looked at the reporter a few times, innocent. Said
"My surname is Wang"
25. I perform in dramas at school. Before my solo show, I noticed a few girls changing clothes backstage - and I got high. That scene was "Jesus Christ Superstar" and I played Jesus. I only wore a few pieces of cloth. Ever since, everyone in the audience saw it: Jesus was shamefully hardened when he was crucified.
26. When you get on the bus and clock in, you usually make a "beep" sound.
There is also a student card, the sound is "beep, student card" "..
One of our classmates, a girl, was in a hurry to take the bus, but she didn't bring any money. When the bus came, she was in a hurry...
She behaved like a normal person and queued up with others. After getting on the bus, when it was time for her to clock in, she took the school's student ID card to the machine, shook it a bit, and said "Di, student card" in Mandarin, and walked away gracefully. , the bus driver was confused on the spot
Ah, after a few seconds...the bus slowly started...no one was willing to say more...
27. Sesame seeds in South Korea are very, very expensive. There is a stick friend who brings back ten pounds of sesame seeds every time he comes to China.
Asked him why he didn’t bring more, and he said it was contraband....
28. The junior high school teacher likes to pick his nose. Once During self-study, the teacher came in to see if we had done our homework well. After looking around for a while, he became interested in the homework my neighbor was doing. While I stretched my head to watch him do the questions, I couldn't forget to pick my nostrils with my hands. I just heard "pop" "With a sound, the teacher's black booger actually fell onto the neighbor's homework book! The teacher must have been embarrassed and stood there not knowing what to say. At this time, the huge thunder thing happened: only I saw my neighbor slowly raised his head, looked at the teacher and said: Thank you Lord Long for your kindness!
29. To take the computer test, first wait in the test preparation area, and then go through a A large glass door leads into the examination area. After I finished the exam, I felt at the door for a long time, but I couldn't touch the glass. The kind teacher next to me reminded me: "Classmate, the door is open."...
⑩ 20 words of joke
The hunter took his horse and hunting dogs into the mountains to hunt. After hunting for a long time, they were exhausted, but they found nothing, so the hunter decided to continue hunting and kept walking. Suddenly the horse yelled: "I'm not going to do it anymore." The hunter was frightened. I ran straight forward. After running for a long time, I stopped and saw the dog leaning against a tree and panting: "fuck, horses can talk!"
On the plane today, I wanted to tease the stewardess. When the meal was served, I Say: Do you have paper? mm gave me paper from her pocket. I asked again: Do you have a toothpick? She took out a toothpick from another pocket. My brother was very depressed. Do you have chopsticks? mm gave me the chopsticks and said something that made me petrified: Do I look like Doraemon?
When I was learning Taekwondo, some students bought a white belt and wore it outside. A formal belt should have the gym's name and logo on it, but the student didn't know that, so he just wore a bare belt and swung it around. As a result, the coach saw it, and the coach raised his eyebrows and said, "Yo!" Your vaginal discharge is abnormal!
One day, Director Zhang of the Human Resources Department was transferred to another department. One of his friends called him, but someone else answered the phone.
——May I ask where Director Zhang is? ? ”
“Sorry! He is no longer around! "
The friend said: "What! When did this happen? I just had a phone call with him the day before yesterday, why is he no longer alive?
A colleague in the unit named Yuan Jian, whose wife was pregnant, one day he discussed the baby's name with everyone and asked everyone to come up with suggestions.
Colleagues expressed their opinions, and a certain colleague suddenly said: The father’s name is Yuan Jian, and of course the son’s name is the copy~
Zhu Bajie went to Korea to have a beauty treatment and became a handsome boy, so he went to a nightclub Find beautiful women. After the show, Bajie asked the beauty: Do you know how ugly I used to be? I am Zhu Bajie! The beauty was shocked: Second senior brother, I am Lao Sha!