Counting aunt Qiong Yao's "poor handshake" lines

Lead: Aunt Qiong Yao is a magical existence. She can write with a pen full of literary talent? Poor milkshake? Style always makes people feel messy in the wind. What is this? Poor milkshake? Let's get to know each other.

Aunt Qiong precious jade shocking lines:

1. Could it be Qiong Yao's? I know he loves you. It's painful. I know you love him. It's painful. It's painful. ?

2. Thank God for Erkang's famous saying

3.？ I miss you so much. I really, really miss you, okay?

4.？ Tell me it's not true, you lied to me! ? Then he buried his face in his hands and cried.

5. In "It's raining cats and dogs", I played opposite No.2: I want to give you away, and you tell her how sweet you are, and then I look up and sigh. Oh, my god.

6. In Qiong Yao's play, a man frantically asked people around him:? Can someone tell me what happened here?

7. The most classic is the plum blossom branding when the horse was taken to the execution ground.

Ma: Yin Shuang, come back quickly. Who sent you?

Yin Shuang: No, I'm not leaving!

Ma: Come back! Who wants you to see this?

Yin Shuang: I'm not leaving, I want to live and die with you! !

Ma: Come back! I don't want you to see my head cut off!

8. What I remember most is a sentence by Erkang: Wei Zi, I love you to the point of heartache! ?

9. Er Kang said to Wei Zi: You hurt, so do I! You hurt, I hurt more!

10. Heavy Rain

Man: Yes, you are heartless and cruel!

Woman: You are not heartless! ? Not cruel! ? Not unreasonable! ?

Man: I'm heartless! ? Where is cruelty! ? What's unreasonable! ?

Woman: Where are you heartless? ? Where is not cruel! ? Where is not unreasonable! ?

Man: Even if I am ruthless, cruel and unreasonable, I will not be more ruthless, cruel and unreasonable than you!

Woman: I will be more ruthless than you! ? More cruel than you! ? More unreasonable than you! ? You are the most ruthless, cruel and unreasonable person I have ever met!

Man: Hum, I am definitely not as heartless, cruel and unreasonable as you!

Woman: Well, since you say I'm heartless and cruel, I'll show you how cruel and unreasonable I am!

Man: Look, they say you are heartless and cruel. Now you are completely heartless and unreasonable!

I have something to say: I always thought this passage was original from the Wulin rumor. This is a very funny remark by Wu. It seems very sad for Aunt Qiong Yao. I thought "Wu" was deliberately funny, so this is the essence and original intention. )

1 1. Swallow

I really like you.

Whether it's this unruly and willful you.

Lively and lovely "you"

Or this poor you now.

I like them all very much.

12. On the first day Shu Huan left, I missed him very much.

The day after Shuhuan left, I missed him very much.

On the third day after Shuhuan left, I missed him, missed him, missed him.

13. Aunt Qiong Yao's? Are you really cruel?

14. When Aunt Qiong Yao's Love is Deep was broadcast, I accidentally saw the last episode. This last line broke me down, and the sun and the moon were dim. One year, I heard Aunt Joan's name and made a detour. This shocking line is as follows:

Zhao Wei said lovingly to the lame Ku Kuiji: Book ring, come back when I run over.

15. Haha! This is the blind part of Wei Zi in Princess Zhu Huan. Erkang said:? I am your eyes, I am your crutch! ?

16. You know your position in my heart is so lofty and noble! No one in the world has your place in my heart! I respect you, sympathize with you, love you, admire you and miss you. I'm about to collapse. How can this feeling have the slightest disrespect? How could I bully you? Insult you? What I did, I just couldn't help it! In the past five years, I have been trying to suppress my feelings for you. This torture has made me covered with holes and bruises! I want to escape, you forbid me to escape! I want to go! You forbid me to go! On the dock, you said I couldn't hear your inner voice. I came back resolutely for this sentence, regardless of all the grievances and pains, but you avoided me like a poisonous snake! Do you know how painful I am? Do you know how much I am eager to wait for your eyes, your words or a hint? You make me swoon, life is worse than death, and now, you have made a target and said that I bullied you! You are cruel, you are cruel! You are so heartless. ?

The last three sentences are really wonderful. Aunt Qiong Yao is so wonderful and talented.

17. Lord Ma Jingtao growled in Qiong Yao's drama:

Why? !

Why? !

What's going on here? !

Why? !

What's going on here? !

18. Wei Zi walked with Gan Long and others as a handmaid, and had a tryst with Er Kang one night on the way. Wei Zi said shyly, please don't stare at me often, so the emperor will notice? Er Kang's face flushed, and I looked at him curiously. I wonder how lucky he is. For a long time, Erkang broke out:? Not easy ~ ~?

Mao Yan fainted.

19. In Water Cloud Sword, Sandy jumped from a building and was injured, and was taken to the hospital, while Ma Jingtao was frantic. The doctor introduced Sandy who had just finished the operation. Ma Jingtao jumped forward and hugged the patient like a rattle. Sandy, how are you? Huh? How are you? The doctor quickly pulled him away: the patient needs to rest, not shaking or stimulating. ? So Mr Ma Jingtao let go of Sandy, hugged the doctor and shook him like a rattle. Doctor, help her! You save her! ?

20. Erkang is affectionate: Do you miss me?

Wei Zi shy way: I don't want to?

Five seconds later.

Wei Zi:? This doesn't want to be fake! ?

Wei Zi:? This doesn't want to be fake! ?