A complete collection of classic lines in Love Apartment

1. The train runs forward. It doesn’t matter where you are going. The key lies in the scenery outside the window.

2. Opportunities are coming to me like raindrops. But I avoided them one by one.

3. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future.

4. Xiaoxian: Listening to other people’s stories, shedding my own tears, finally spitting out the congestion in my heart.

5. If you are driving a car and Xiaohong and Xiaoming are sitting in the car, who is the owner of the car? Answer: Yes if.

6. Go out and bask in the sun again. If you get darker, no one will call you an idiot!

7. I am always like this, and I should still be like that in the future. Why should I follow the trend and change myself? What others have done may not always be right. Maybe you can only find your mistakes by starting over again. My dear, I understand. Yes, true happiness means no queues, and there are no traffic jams on the road to the future. Only by finding fun can you truly find the direction of your home.

8. What kind of sword do you want to show? It’s just too self-indulgent. I don’t want a bright sword. A secret fight is more suitable for me!

9. Lu Ziqiao: Meijia, I just want to prove that I am the only one in this world who can bully you.

10. When faced with two choices, flipping a coin always works, because the second you throw it in the air, you suddenly know what you want it to be.

11. Money can buy a house, but not a home; it can buy marriage, but not love; it can buy a clock, but not time. Money is not everything, but it is painful. source. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone!

12. The past is like smoke, and the grudges are forgotten with a smile. The junior sister becomes a married woman, and the cuckold remains in her heart.

13. When you go to the doctor, you meet your ex-girlfriend who is the doctor; when you take the exam, you meet your ex-girlfriend who is the examiner; when you eat, you meet your ex-girlfriend who is the chef; when you have a funeral, you meet your ex-girlfriend who presides over it. It can be called the four greatest tragedies in life!

14. The worst date is the one that is so bad that it is unbearable to look back on and leaves psychological trauma!

15. Some people will come back, and some people know that it is too difficult to say goodbye.

16. If your leg was broken tomorrow, would you stay at home and cry, or would you like us, put on your jersey and run and dance?

17. Zi Qiao: Eating Malatang on the grass is the most dazzling ethnic style. Are you afraid that others will not know that you are a fighting turtle among the country turtles?

18. Don’t slap someone in the face, a slap in the face will hurt your self-esteem

19. He is the old man, he is Zeng Xiaoxian...

20. Caught in the door Can dried walnuts still nourish the brain?

21. Look at you, if you don’t make a facial mask or go shopping, you’ll be watching Meteor Garden with a lot of ice cream, please, you’re doing archeology for such an old movie

22 , Your head and ** must be on the wrong side again.

23. Marilyn Monroe once sang: A kiss on the hand is so intoxicating, but only diamonds are a woman’s best friend. In that small stone, a woman can I saw the most beautiful dream in my life. However, don't forget: It was Monroe who said that, not you and me. Some dreams that don't belong to you will never belong to you.

24. Since ancient times, no one has ever died, either early or late.

25. Now your eyes look very much like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, there is a bit of Takeshi Kaneshiro between your eyebrows, and the way you hold the beer looks like Francis Ng at first glance. It’s just that his face looks like Eric Tsang

26. No one is perfect, but he will die

27. In just five minutes, I experienced the great tragedy of life. From great joy to great sorrow. I know that my life will start again.

28. When faced with two choices, flipping a coin always works. Not because it always gives the right answer, but in the second you throw it in the air. You suddenly know what the outcome you want is.

29. What is love? Love is when you fall in love with someone, you will give up your freedom in exchange for his or her freedom; love is when you fall in love with someone, you will change your life and fulfill his or her wishes; love is when you fall in love with someone, you will I am willing to let go and leave the best memories and blessings. The most beautiful thing about love is not necessarily the end. The journey we have taken together has been worth a lifetime.

30. Our worlds are too far apart. I cannot covet temporary satisfaction and delay myself and you. We are no longer children. Happiness does not mean that we do everything. is the sole purpose.

31. Phelps's fake waterproof machine, the fake machine is just a cow.

32. Life is like a news broadcast. Problems cannot be solved by changing the channel.

33. When you face two choices, tossing a coin is the best way, not because it always brings you the correct answer, but because at the moment you toss it, You'll know what your options are.

34. That smile, sweet and elegant, is like the spring breeze blowing over Lugu Lake and the autumn rain soaking Jiuzhaigou.

35. I remember someone said that when you are faced with two choices, flipping a coin always works. It's not that it always gives the right answer, but the second you throw it in the air, you suddenly know what the result you want is.

36. This world belongs to those born in the 80s and 90s, but in the final analysis, they are still thick-skinned.

37. You said that in the past, when advertisements were inserted in TV dramas, the audience would all go to the bathroom as soon as the advertisements came out. But now it is better. TV dramas are inserted into advertisements, and as soon as the opening song came out, the audience would all go to the bathroom

38. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast

39. Did our youth also fantasize about a door that actually has nothing? We have worked hard to open the door, a door we can reach but no longer dare to open and sacrifice all our youth. Now I am mature, but there is still such a door. Even if I am no longer naive, I still believe that there is my door. Youth, my dream.

40. One drop of a lover’s tears will make you drunk, and a passionate heart will break if you rub it.

41. Men, be more open-minded. Why do you have to hang yourself from a tree? There are no toads with three legs, but women with two legs are plentiful! Confucius said: Life is short, take pleasure in the moment. A hundred years is too long, we only seize the day

42. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

43. Research shows that all boys with good taste have an imaginary friend.

44. Hitting people on the face is not recommended to hurt self-esteem. We are brothers and as long as you dare to use violence against any one of us, the other two of us will call the police.

45. There are so many weapons in China that you don’t learn, but you practice swordsmanship. If you don’t practice the upper sword, you practice the lower sword (cheap); if you don’t practice the iron sword, you practice the silver sword. Congratulations, you have finally achieved the effect of combining man and sword into one - Swordman (bitch).

46. Meijia: Don’t think that the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to care about you.

47. Bet with me, not based on what you want, but based on what I have...

48. If you fall in love, don’t let the opportunity pass easily. Being reckless may make you regret it for a while; being cowardly may make you regret it for a lifetime.

49. The key is not what you think, but what you do.

50. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock!

51. The method of counting sheep was introduced from abroad. The pronunciation of "sheep" in English is Sheep, which is very close to Sleep. If you repeat it too much, it will have psychological implications. But how do Chinese people use English psychological cues? ! I have a new one that is more direct and effective - counting dumplings.

Dumplings - sleep, this is the Chinese psychological suggestion!

52. In the entertainment industry, the water is too deep. Everyone is a woman. Tell me, why do women bother women?

53. Don’t think you understand me very well. You are still far behind. , who are you?

54. When faced with two choices, tossing a coin always works, not because it always gives you the right answer, but because you throw it in the air. In that second, you suddenly know what you want it to be.

55. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts, it hurts here

56. Originally, I thought this was the most complicated and difficult thing in my life, but when I came to this place, I realized that it was actually very simple. I love you Youyou, no matter what kind of surprise you bring me, I will always love you. In fact, in my plan, when and where I say it are very important. In fact, the most important thing is you.

57. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

58. Every promising man always has an imaginary friend, which represents some kind of deep need in the man.

59. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is just a gecko.

60. When will the bright moon come? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

61. I thought I had to be good enough to be qualified to meet you, but little did I know that when I met you, I was the best version of myself. Some people miss it and only miss it carefully

62. I am very simple. I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk

63. If you are mentally retarded, you can fly. If so, this place is simply an airport

64. Sleep is an art - no one can stop me from pursuing art

65. I know that you are not bad in nature. You just get scared.

66. Pursue peak feelings and create a happy life!

67. If I fall out of love, the worst person will be the other person.

68. When faced with difficulties, we always choose to toss a coin. Not because it will determine our answer, but when it is thrown out, we will know exactly what answer we want!

69. The courage to challenge absurdity is the eternal creed of young people.

70. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

71. That’s right! I just like Zeng Xiaoxian! You bite me!

72. How can you say that he is out of his mind? The premise is that you also need to have a brain.

73. Women can reduce inflammation and swelling faster than she can.

74. The angel is with you, you will always be the most beautiful.

75. You are like a well, both vertically and horizontally

76. No wonder, I have been unlucky since I met this diamond ring. First I was knocked unconscious, and then I lost money in vain. Just now I also fell down on the way here.

77. The three weirdos in the love apartment: the romantic pretentious Lu, the stingy and funny Zhang and the wretched bitch Zeng!

78. Your explanation is a cover-up, and what you cover up is the fact. The fact is the beginning of sin.

79. Only now do I understand that women are made of water, and Zhang Wei is made of phlegm.

80. Did your head get squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that regresses three times a day!

81. Parents cannot call their children little bastards, because this is genetically detrimental to the parents.

82. The person who can burn incense is not necessarily a monk, it may also be a panda...

83. You are disguised and have ulterior motives. You can definitely be defined as a communist!

84. I loved a girl and we were entangled together for a long time. We bicker and quarrel every day and drink salt soda together. Until one day she suddenly left without leaving a single word.

I felt very guilty on the day we parted. I knew it was a mistake for him to be by my side because I couldn't give her the happiness she wanted. Maybe it was also a mistake for her to leave, but he had to choose to do one before he could tell himself that mistake. More worth committing.

85. Don’t do porcelain work without diamonds, and don’t wear short skirts without gold hoops.

86. People who love you will say things you don’t like to hear because they don’t want you to be hurt.

87. If she were a beauty, I would have grown up breathing gas!

88. Don’t be afraid of rich and handsome people, but be afraid of rich and handsome people with brains.

89. Explanation is a cover-up, what is covered up is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of sin. Human beings like to cover up, which is the greatest tragedy of human beings.

90. Maybe one day, your brain will die, leaving behind a bunch of broken things the next day and a bandage on your head. However, life must go on because of big things. , will all return to peace.

91. Learn Feng Shui when you have time, and occupy a tomb after your death. This can make up for the regret of not being able to sell a house during your lifetime