Ask for a cross talk, to the effect that one person feels that life and study have no motivation, and another person will persuade him to use the sentences of ancient Chinese poetry.

This is the version of Beijing No.2 Zhao, which may be helpful to you.

A: And you are ~ ~?

Ah, I'm a crosstalk performer. Oh, the crosstalk performer.

B: That's right.

A: I'm not like you.

Oh, and you are?

A: I am a scholar.

What are you?

A: Literati.

B: literati.

A: Yes.

B: Hehe, I really don't care.

A: Ignore?

B: That's right.

A: I haven't smelled you.

Well, I have to let you smell it, too What do you mean smell me?

A: Literati and writers.

Yeah, that's right. I want to read every day.

B: Oh.

Read the newspaper.

B: Study.

Fuck playing the piano.

Hmm.

A: Sword dancing.

B: OK.

A: Write poetry.

Hmm.

I want to pee on the kang.

B: Ah!

Ah, no, it isn't. All right, write an account.

He almost told the truth.

A: Ah, write accounts.

B: Bookkeeping is also your job. A: Of course. I have to calculate my income every day.

B: Oh.

A: How much is it?

Hmm.

Can you keep your balance?

B: Life has a plan.

I often go to various parks.

You like going to Gong Yuan.

Yes, it was in March.

B: Yes.

A: I'm also going to Beihai.

You went to Beihai to play.

A: Where to play?

B: Hmm. What do you mean, play? You just said have fun.

You don't know, because I like talking loudly.

How embarrassing it is for you to say that. Travel to the North Sea.

B: er, playing.

It was a fine day.

B: Oh.

A: It's sunny.

B: Yes.

A: It's a bit windy.

B: Mm-hmm.

Well, the wind is not very strong.

B: How windy is it?

A: Probably 1, grade 2.

Oh, not exactly.

Oh, look at the scenery. Very beautiful.

B: Yes.

A: When I look at this river, it is also very clear.

B: Oh. A: I was happy when I saw the river so clear.

B: How about that?

I just washed a jujube.

Oh, ah! ?

A: So ~ ~

B: OK, OK, please stop, stop. What if I drown you?

A: Washing dates won't kill anyone.

B: Why not drown? The water in the North Sea is very deep. If you take off your clothes and take a bath by the river, will it drown you?

Answer: To tell you this, you certainly haven't washed dates.

Why haven't I taken a shower yet?

A: Why do you take off your clothes when washing dates?

This is a waste of time. How to wash without undressing?

Do you know that I wash dates?

I know. Don't you just take off your clothes and take a bath in the river?

A: hmm ~ ~, wash dates!

How do you take a bath? There is a jujube in the ground. I picked it up, washed it there and ate it.

Oh, wash dates!

Ah, washing dates.

Well, that means washing dates.

I have already told you that I like talking loudly.

You startled me when you spoke loudly. I'm afraid you will drown.

A: This is a joke.

Stop joking.

I was really happy that day.

B: Oh.

This river is very clear.

B: Mm-hmm.

A: The river blown by this little breeze is a layer of waves.

B: Yes.

A: At that time, I saw the waves of the river layer by layer. I am full of poetry.

Oh, you wrote a poem. A: It's too late to write poetry now.

B: Then what did you do?

I had a brainwave and wrote a pair of couplets.

Oh, I made a pair.

A: That's right.

B: So what's your topic?

A: Take this Feng Shui as the topic.

B: ok, how do you make this pair?

A: Why?

B: You read it and I'll learn from you.

A: See?

B: Ah.

Where do you study?

B: Read it here.

A: Watch it here?

Hmm. A: I can't see it here.

B: Why?

What is this place?

This is a place of entertainment.

A: Entertainment places.

Hmm.

A: There are many scholars and literati. If I say a wrong word, I won't be laughed at by everyone. What should I do? (catchy)

What kind of bird is this?

A: What can I do if people laugh at me?

It doesn't matter. I will laugh at you. I'll get it for you. Isn't that enough?

A: ok, I'll read it to you.

B: Hmm.

A: My spelling is about Feng Shui.

B: Yes. Then how to make this couplet?

A: The first part is that the wind blows waves on the water.

Well, that's not bad. Hehehe. A: Oh, smile, smile.

B: Oh, where, where, where.

Ah, what is this couplet of yours?

B: it's really ugly. Wow, that's ugly.

A: You're welcome.

B: Then who is your next couplet?

A: Shame, shame.

You are too modest. Then who is your next couplet?

A: Really, rough ~ ~

B: You're not finished! What are you doing?

A: This is to show your modesty.

B: Don't be modest. Let me ask you, what is this couplet?

A: The wind is the wind that blows.

B: Oh, I didn't ask about the wind.

A: Ah-ah.

B: Let me ask you something, Er Lian. A: Under the wind, it is blowing.

B: Blow.

Well, it's just oral sex. There is a debtor here who owes money.

I know this.

Oh, I know.

B: Let me ask you something, Er Lian.

A: Here is water.

B: Water.

A: This water surface, on the surface.

Yes, yes, I understand.

Oh, I understand.

Let me ask you something! Next couplet!

A: There are layers after that.

B: He didn't download the couplets, did he?

A: This floor, of course, is not one floor and two floors. But many. Levels.

Yes, yes, I know. Let me ask you something, bottom line! A: There are waves at the bottom.

B: He didn't download the couplets.

A: Waves are no more than three waters.

B: All right, all right.

A: er ~ ~. What do you mean? What is this?

Let me ask you something. Does a scholar like you live in a house with a door?

What does this mean? What is this? Of course there is a door.

Oh, there are doors, too.

A: Ah.

Is there a door frame in your house?

A: Where can a door without a frame be installed?

B: Oh, and the doorframe.

A: Ah.

B: Suppose 1998, your family puts up couplets. What you put on this couplet is that the wind blows waves on the water. So what are you doing posting this couplet?

Ah, I see what you mean.

I see.

Answer: Tell me, two doorframes are stuck here, and the wind blows waves on the water.

B: Hmm.

A: What's this side?

B: Pairs must be linked up and down. A: Otherwise, your brain is too simple.

B: Huh? How come?

A: The couple are dead, but you are alive.

B: Huh?

A: You can write another article and post it here. That's not important.

B: Oh! Two waves.

A: The three of us will send it as usual.

B: I have never heard of it! How do you read it?

A: I'll teach you. Read as I say.

Hmm.

A: The first part lowers the voice, and the second part raises the rhyme. It sounds like couplets.

What year?

A: The first part is that the wind blows waves on the water.

B: What about the next couplet?

A: The bottom link is that the wind blows waves on the water.

B: Hehe, what about the horizontal batch? A: The wind blows water. (simultaneously)

B: The wind is blowing water. Meanwhile, that's it. What kind of scholar are you? You're just picking a date. I know you, and you will understand when I tell you. Yes, the other day, he really went to Beihai to play. Playing is obvious, but it means picking dates. I heard that golden jujube is delicious, but I haven't tasted it. What should I do? Alas, there are so many tourists in Beihai that there is no guarantee, and some of them have stood up. What if I drop something? I'll pick it up and taste it, so I can tell others tomorrow. He wandered by the river, but there were two people in front of him, holding a big steamed stuffed bun and jujube, eating while walking. A man saw the waves blowing beautifully and said to the people next to him, hey, look, it's really the wind blowing waves on the water. Hearing this, the people next to him, er, ok. Your sentence is a couplet. Let's write it down. Hey, where is he? I just picked up a pen and wrote it down. Didn't people accumulate it? He's in the back. He wrote it down. The man said that we have couplets, but we don't have them yet. This is not good. I'll give you another couplet. Just about to make couplets, I saw the jujube in my hand was broken, so people stopped eating it and threw it away with a bang. As soon as he saw it, this opportunity came. Run after it, and when you find this jujube, you can't eat it. Why? It fell into the mud. So what should we do? He also had an idea, so he went to the river. Why is he going? I go there to wash dates.

A: I am afraid.

B: This jujube has been washed, gone and broken. I finished reading the second couplet, but he didn't hear me, so you threatened me with the first couplet, didn't you? That won't do. As the saying goes, the sky does not talk about self-esteem, the earth does not talk about self-esteem, people do not talk about self-energy, and water does not talk about self-flow. How thick the brick is, how thin the jade tile is, and how arrogant you are, understand! ? Do you know what I do?

A: Actors.

B: er ~, by the way, the actor's belly is a grocery store. I have whatever you buy. Come on, scare me. You almost did it. I said you can't say it for nothing. Today, I give you a pair of couplets.

A: Oh, oh.

Remember, tomorrow, so you can fool others. Did you hear that? What is your couplet?

A: The wind makes waves on the water.

B: Oh, it's windy in the upper part. I will pray for rain for you in the second part, right? Hehe, I'll make a hole in the beach for you to keep out the rain. You got it?

A: I understand.

Do you remember?

Remember that.

B: OK, hehe, let's choose the date. Don't pee here. What literati?

Oh, you are really talented, very talented.

B: Hehe, how dare you? A: It is said that crosstalk performers have little knowledge.

B: That's them.

Well, you're not.

B: Ah.

You can be called a flawless jade in the rock.

Oh, no, no. ..

A: There will be Ganoderma lucidum like you in the weeds.

Oh, I'm flattered.

A: There will be a can of meat as big as you in this dog food bowl.

B: you're too ~ ~, then I'm still dog food. Are you praising me?

A: a compliment? Why should I praise you?

B: Here you are. Here comes the couplet.

A: Yes, upper and lower couplets?

Hmm.

How did you do it right?

B: The rain is hitting the beach. The rain beat on the beach.

Hmm.

A: What can I say?

B: Of course.

Tell me.

I said it was raining. It rained at ten thousand points and landed on the beach. It smashed 10000 holes in this beach. It's called rain hitting the beach.

A: Oh, it rained, 10,000 points.

Hmm.

Are you counting?

B: No.

A: Then how do you know the next 10000? It doesn't need more, so it doesn't need less? Isn't it allowed to drop 9999 points? Isn't it allowed to drop 100 1 min? Why is it so small, just 10 thousand points? These 10 thousand scenic spots are all on the beach?

B: Ah.

A: Not on the road.

B: Ah, no, no.

A: Nothing fell on the stone either.

B: Ah. A: What if the rain falls on the stone and doesn't hit the pit? We have to ask a stonemason to chisel now.

That's too much trouble.

A: Then what will rain on your head? Drilling is also needed now.

Then my head will be a colander.

A: Then what do you mean when the rain hits the beach?

B: Isn't it much better than you don't have couplets?

A: How do you know that I didn't download the couplets?

B: There is a couplet. Why don't you read it?

I'm not allowed to read this. I just want to explain. Look at this reminder. I heard you. I don't care about you, you know?

B: So you have a couplet.

A: Of course, there are no couplets here to tell you.

B: Then what's your next couplet?

A: My downline ~ ~, alas, is similar to yours.

Oh, the same.

A: It's the same. what can I say? Of course not.

B: Who are you? A: My bottom line is that this rain has polluted the beach.

The rain has pitted the beach. I was right. The rain pitted the beach.

A: Is it the same?

B: Well, there aren't any words left.

A: Huh? Not a word. This word is like a public gate. For example, if someone wants to give you ten dollars, I can pay you back one dollar.

B: How about that?

Well, not a word.

B: That won't do. There are nine dollars left.

A: Then why do you call it beach rain? Whether you are right or wrong, I won't be angry with you. Look at this whole set of literati just now. They are purely here on a blind date. How did you know I was picking the date?

B: I think you look like one.

Look at me,

B: That's right.

A: I am writing here and choosing the date. Listen to this big set, the sky is not arrogant, the land is not arrogant, people don't talk about themselves, and water doesn't talk about themselves. What, how thick the bricks are and how thin the jade tiles are? You are a mess. You're arrogant again, aren't you?

B: What's the matter?

A: If you are arrogant, just smell it. Smell when you are arrogant. Where's your baby?

I went to the beach. A: That's outrageous. What? The actor's belly is at the grocery store again.

B: Hey, that's right.

Is that a grocery store?

Ah, the grocery store.

Big grocery store, small grocery store.

B: Small grocery store.

Let's wrap matches.

Well, not for sale.

A: Buy a pack of cigarettes.

B: Not for sale.

What do you sell?

B: There's nothing to sell. We are selling goods today.

A: You don't even know the double rule. There are several pairs, and there are countless pairs. If my first couplet is a thousand waves, your second couplet can be a million pits. My couplet is full of waves, why do you want to pit ten thousand? Knowing is right, and not knowing is right. As the saying goes, good is good. What you know is what you know and what you don't know is what you know. If you don't suffer others, you know that you don't understand others. It's looking for answers.

B: Listen, he's going to do it again.

A: I can't finish it. The more I think about it, the angrier I get. I have a heart. Let me hit you.

B: What, hit someone! ? I'm afraid I can't beat you.

B: You don't have to talk.

I want to scold you.

Don't you dare curse this street

This is detrimental to the dignity of my students. If I don't hit you and scold you, I can't understand the hatred in my heart. I can't finish it. You have three minutes. You must answer me, otherwise, I will go crazy here.

Well, no.

A: I also said smoking.

B: Yes, yes, sir, how can you smoke?

A: If it's not over yet, I'll ask you, what do you mean by rain hitting the beach?

B: You tell me who pissed me off. I can't help it Say a good word to you and I'll send him away. Hehehe.

A: I can't finish it!

You frightened the life out of me. Calm down. Oh, don't be like me. I can't talk, so you treat me like a child.

A: Huh? Wait a minute. What did you say you were?

I'm just a kid.

A: Children?

B: That's right. A: Hum, you can't compete.

B: I can't compete with this child.

That is an ancient man.

B: the ancients?

A: Yes.

I don't know.

A: I don't know?

Hmm.

Well, let me tell you something. I'm thinking about the past.

B: What do you mean by the past?

A: Just not now.

Oh, that was a thing of the past.

A: Wen Yanbo of Da Song Dynasty, children actually have the wisdom of floating ball. Sima Wengong, he has a plan to save his son by breaking the urn. Han Kong Rong, four-year-old Qin Li, is courteous and self-effacing. /kloc-Xiangjiu Huang, 0/8 years old, was invited to pay homage. Qin Ganluo became prime minister at the age of twelve. Wu began to study literature at the age of seven and began to practice martial arts at the age of nine. At the age of thirteen, he worshipped the commander-in-chief of the water army, was in charge of the military power in six counties and eighty-one states, offered risks, offered chains, borrowed the east wind, carved feathers, and set fire to warships, which drove Cao far away and nearly died in Jiangnan. Despite the help of Wolong and Feng Chu, Zhou Yu is the best among the children. I said these children, who are you comparing with, sir?

B: I can't compete with anyone. By the way, you just said it was good, but you didn't mention anyone who peed the kang.

Tell me, what do you mean by the rain hitting the beach?

I didn't tell you. Don't be angry with me. I don't know anything. I am such a rude person.

A: Huh?

B: You and me ~ A: Wait a minute.

B: Ah.

What did you say you were?

I am a rude person.

A: Rude people! ?

B: Ah.

A: it can't be compared.

I can't compete with this rude man.

A: The ancients again.

I don't know.

A: I don't know?

Hmm.

Well, let me tell you something. I'm thinking about the past.

That was a thing of the past.

A: There was a clown in the Tang Dynasty. This person changed his name to Wei Chi, and his single name was Gong, and his name was Jingde. He lives in Liu Wuzhou behind Baoding Mountain. Take three passes in one day and eight villages in one night. Since the king of Qin, I have traveled to Bai Bi Pass at night, driven the king of Qin under the moon, struck three lashes and returned two hammers, and jumped into the red mud stream. Since the Tang Dynasty, he has conquered the king in the south and Pique in the north. Expedition across the sea and visit Baipao next month. When the Tang King won, the army moved back to Korea. That Weichi Gong, in order to save the white robe, punched the imperial relative Li Daozong outside the noon gate and knocked out two front teeth. The king of Tang was very angry and was exiled to the grange. Later, the white robe visited Jingde, and the captain of Chigong fished alone. Suddenly, he heard the man behind him shout, and the horse cried. I'm Lai Xue from the East Palace, and I've visited my old friends before. You and I will go to the golden palace to deliver a decree to ensure that you will always be an official in the DPRK. Jing De said, General, don't blame me wrongly. I am a mountain man, and I am a rude person. Rude, Jingdezhen, keeper, can you compare?

Master doorman. A: Ah.

B: I can't even compare with a prostitute.

Then tell me, what do you mean by the rain hitting the beach?

B: I remember this. You, calm down. I'll stop talking. Don't argue with me. I can't speak, so I am such a reckless person.

A: Huh?

B: You said ~

A: Just a moment, please.

B: Huh?

What did you say you were?

I am a reckless person.

A: reckless people?

B: Ah.

A: it can't be compared.

I can't compete with reckless people.

A: Old friends again.

I don't know. A: I don't know?

Hmm.

All right, I'll tell you. (simultaneously)

Let me tell you something. Listen and think about the past. I'm unlucky, which is what I wanted to do.

A: In the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty, there was a foolish man. Since Taoyuan Sanjieyi, my uncle's surname is Liu Mingbei and he lives in Dashulou Sang. The second brother's surname is Guan Mingyu, who lives in Liang County, Shaanxi Province. The third brother is surnamed Zhang and lives in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou. The fourth brother, surnamed Zhao Ming Yun Zilong, lived in Changshan County, the calm government, and was called the ever-victorious general. Because of a fierce battle in front of Changbanpo. Zhaoyun broke into Cao Ying alone. Cut two strokes and took three strokes. If the horse falls into the pit, it is a waste of life. On the top of the mountain, Cao Mengde saw a young man dressed in white, wearing a white helmet and a white flag, riding a white dragon and holding a bright silver gun. He is really a brave general. I think, if I accept this general, why worry that I can't achieve great things, and there will be love in my heart. Xu Shu secretly protects Zhao Yun, and Xu Shu enters Cao Ying without saying a word. Seeing General Zhao's horse fall into the pit today, I miss my life and respect the Prime Minister. Do you have any intention of loving him? Cao Cao said, exactly. Xu Shu said, why don't you take this will? Cao Cao hurriedly ordered the mountain to be shaken so that the three armed forces could hear it clearly. I want Zhao Yun alive, not Zilong dead. If one soldier and one general hurt General Zhao's life, 830,000 troops and 5/kloc-0 soldiers will fight against him alone. Hearing this, people dare not move forward, so they have to retreat. Zhao Yun is pregnant with a young master. The second battle always outweighs the general's extraordinary courage. Killing seven in and seven out, this is the breakthrough. Cao Cao saw it and went forward bravely, unable to let it go. Follow closely behind. After catching up with Dangyang Bridge, Zhang Fei hurriedly told his fourth brother not to panic. There's no harm in expecting family here! After letting Zhao Yun pass, Cao Cao arrived. What he saw was not Zhao Yun, but a big black-faced man standing on the bridge. Cao Cao asked Xiahou Xian, who is this black-faced man? Xiahou Xian said that this is Zhang Fei, a reckless man. Cao Cao was taken aback. I remember that when Guan Yu beheaded Yan Liang, he once told a family that he had a sworn third brother, Zhang's name was Yide, and he seemed to get his head for anything in a million-strong army. Today, you are really brave. Take off the umbrella cover of Luo Qingjia and see how the martial arts of the barbarian are. When Luo Qing's umbrella cover was lifted, I saw Zhang Fei's leopard with eyes on its head, and its face was as smooth as iron, with light in black and darkness in light. Xia Qin Zha Ri Zha Sha is a black steel beard, like a steel needle, like a wire. Wearing a wrought-iron helmet, two dragons compete for treasures, and the Zhu Ying floats, with an umbrella cover embedded with eight treasures and a long corolla cloud. Wearing a chain mail with big leaves and locks, lined with a soap robe. Pedal tiger boots, step off the horse, Wan Li smoke beast, holding a bully snake spear. Just above the bridge, gnashing her teeth and beating her chest with resentment. Damn it, Cao Cao listened to the facts, ha! Today, you, Mr. Zhang, are here. You can attack and fight, advance and retreat, and fight and fight. If you don't attack or fight, if you don't advance or retreat, if you don't fight or fight, you are an ordinary person. With a loud shout, Cao Bing was scared away. Shout twice and cross the river. Shout three times to scare the Dangyang Bridge away. Later generations chanted poems about heaven, saved Zhao Yun in front of Changban Bridge, and scared off Cao Cao's millions of troops. His surname is Zhang, and he has been arrogant for generations. Reckless man, Zhang Fei, did you take part in the competition?

B: Don't talk about Zhang Fei. I can't even compare with coffee.

Tell me, what do you mean by the rain hitting the beach?

B: Why do you remember this story?

A: I can't finish it.

B: You've been talking for a long time. If you don't talk, forget I said anything.

A: Forget it, forget it, stop eating.

B: Listen.

I have heard you sing.

Look.

I saw you practice.

Wow, it's six points.

Wow.

Answer: drink ~, you can bring soup.

B: no, no.

A: Can't you come over?

Forget it.

A: Garlic is spicy and eats leeks.

I said I'd forget.

A: Forget it. You belong to the monkey.

I don't feel well.

A: You can't let a doctor see you.

B: I am young.

A: I didn't bully you.

B: I am young.

A: It's not full moon yet.

Ah, me.