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Please give me the lines for the full version of the takeaway adventure sketch! The full version!

Line from Wang Ning's skit "Adventures in Takeaway" - 2015 Jiangsu TV Spring Festival Gala

Chang Yuan: Hey, Mr. Wang, it's me, Xiao Chang. Yes, not crispy sausage. Chang Yuan, yes, didn’t we agree to sign a contract today? When will you come?

Alan: What are you doing?

Chang Yuan: Boss, I’m contacting the business.

Alan: What business should you contact? Contact the business. Why don't you have anything serious to do?

Chang Yuan: Isn’t this business?

Alan: Is contacting business a serious matter? Come on, let me tell you what is business? Did you see that? Worshiping the Feng Shui Sheep is the right thing to do. Bless, bless.

Chang Yuan: Boss, everyone worships a god, why do you worship a sheep?

Alan: You don’t understand if I tell you, the sheep is my benefactor. Without sheep, I wouldn't be who I am now. When I was at my most impoverished, I passed by a lottery shop. I took out the two dollars I had in my pocket and thought about whether I should buy a lottery ticket or not. Just when I was hesitating, a sheep came to me, ah, I bought it. Just like this, I started this company with the money I earned. Are you my benefactor as a sheep?

Chang Yuan: Yes, yes.

Alan: Didn’t I ask you to ask a Feng Shui master to consecrate this sheep? Where are people?

Chang Yuan: No, boss, where are the masters now? Couldn't find it at all.

Allen: I don’t care, you promised me. If you don't find the master today, you can pack up your bed and get out of here.

Chang Yuan: Hey, no, boss.

Alan: Come on.

Chang Yuan: Boss, let’s discuss it.

Allen: No negotiation.

Chang Yuan: Boss.

Wang Ning: Hello. Who ordered takeout?

Chang Yuan: What are you talking about? Keep your voice down.

Wang Ning: (mute)

Chang Yuan: Are you sick? say.

Wang Ning: Who ordered the takeaway elbow rice bowl? If you don’t want rice, add a portion of elbow?

Chang Yuan: Mine, how did you get it? What time should I send it to you? Did I ask you to deliver it at two o'clock? What time is it now? Snacks are prohibited during working hours in our company.

Wang Ning: No, wait a moment, brother. Why don't you order two elbows as a snack?