Wuwei dialect joke.

1, once there was a girl from Erdaoqiao who gave me a Buddha and wanted to pull me for a lifetime. I don't care; Later, a girl in Shanxi Alley gave me a Buddha, and I didn't care if I wanted to pull my face for life. I didn't regret the ball until I was under the west bridge, chewing dry naan and smoking Mohe cigarettes. If Buddha and Hu Da give me another chance, I will let me eat skin buds all my life, I am willing to ~ ~! ! !

2. A Uighur comrade paged, and the paging lady asked: How many pages have you paged? Uighur comrades replied: three wait, eight wait, five lengths! Miss asked again, what's your name? Uighurs replied: meat! The young lady asked: Is it big meat? Comrade Uyghur said: A Nang is dead, the meat of mutton!

Stir-fried chicken is a famous dish in Xinjiang. A man was on a business trip in Xinjiang and forgot the name of the restaurant. He said to the waiter, do you have that chicken here? The young lady approached the customer and said, keep your voice down, this is me.

4. Once I came to your side, you asked me: Do you want to pinch it? I said: no group.

You said: if you don't mix, you must mix.

I said: I really don't tidy up.

You said again: What are you organizing? I dared to say: the old man asked me, will the group be organized? Break up! ! ! !

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5. Outsider: "Little comrade! Excuse me, where is the post office? ! ? Xinjiang people: Oh (2) you Buddha post office! When you see a fork in the road, don't turn, just bump it.