Requesting a small funny stage play
Try Crazy Cloud (campus sketch)
Characters: Xiao Ai, Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling, teacher
Scene: Classroom
Content:
Xiao Ling is sleeping on the table.
Xiao Ai left the book beside him and went out.
Xiao Wu came in and sat in Xiao Ai's seat.
Xiao Ai (comes in): Oh, man, this is really baffling. Are you kidding me? Don’t you see, I’ve already taken this seat!
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding, and Mao is Mao. In fact, I got it earlier than you!
Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning, why didn’t I see you?
Xiao Wu: I took it last night.
Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I got up early every day, scratched my head, and my blood was flowing. I couldn’t lose this position!
Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. The Feng Shui here is unique. If you want to drive me away from here (Xiao Ai: - How?) I advise you to pull me down as soon as possible!
Xiao Ling woke up: Why are you making noise?
Having a quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning is a waste of youth!
Do you know what mistakes you made? ah?
Xiao Ai: I know.
Xiao Wu: We won’t argue anymore.
Xiao Ling: The most unforgivable thing about you is that you woke me up!
Xiao Ai sat in front of Xiao Ling.
Xiao Ai: The last word is to carry forward the style. Brother, follow my lead in the exam!
Xiao Wu: Huh? Is there an exam today?
Xiao Ling: Can you? My hands are numb today!
Xiao Ai: Are you scared?
Xiao Wu: Are you sleeping?
Xiao Ling: None of them are right! Tired of fighting grass!
Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent most of the night lighting the lamp and burning oil!
Xiao Wu: Oh, are you studying hard?
Xiaoling: Do you also fight grass?
Xiao Ai: Oh no, I’m thinking about exam strategies!
Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling came over: What are you thinking of?
Xiao Ai laughed wildly: Let me tell you, this trick is amazing!
Xiao Wu, Xiao Ling: Come on!
Xiao Ai: Copy according to the book - (pick up the book)
Xiao Ling: Go to hell!
Xiao Wu: That’s a good idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Xiao Ling: Come on. You call this a trick?
Hey, in order to relieve the tense atmosphere, I will give you a humorous puzzle.
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu ignored her.
Xiao Ling: Tell me, how many steps are there to answer the exam?
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu approached: How many steps?
Xiao Ling: Three steps!
Step one: write your name. (Both of them nodded)
Step 2: Read the question again! (Both of them nodded)
Step three: - hand over the rolling paper!
Xiao Ai: Hand in blank!
Xiao Wu: What’s wrong?
Xiao Ling: Let me ask you another question: There is an exam today, who didn’t come?
Xiao Ai: Who can’t come to the exam today? Xiaoling?
Xiao Ling: I’m not here!
Xiao Ai: Look around, Xiao Wu?
Xiao Wu: Here you are!
Xiao Ai: Ah! I know—Xiao Ai!
Xiao Wu: You came here in vain! There is no difference between coming or not coming!
Xiao Ling: Answer, teacher! Not here yet!
The teacher walked in.
The three of them were startled: Are you here? Why did you come even though you said you couldn’t come? oops! (Noisy)
Teacher: What is it called? The toad has come in?
The three of them laughed.
Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? --Fraction! Minute by minute, your lifeblood! (Evil smile) Test, test, test, our magic weapon!
Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, copy, our trick!
Teacher: Hand out rolling papers quickly! Don’t come early even if you have an exam, what time is it already! I didn’t come until half an hour after the exam started! What have you been doing?
Hair curls.
Teacher: The exam lasts for *** two hours! No papers are allowed to be handed in for less than one hour! Students who want to answer the paper please pick up the pen, and students who do not want to answer the paper please rest where they are. Students who want to go to the toilet - please restrain yourself!
Xiao Ai: Let me compare the teacher,
He is like a mouse looking for a cat to be an escort - the request is unreasonable!
Xiao Ling: That’s right! Could it be that he is a legendary rapper, otherwise why would he keep mumbling?
Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than trees! Do you know what a serious mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea