Copy of bitter chicken soup
There are 26 festivals in a year. You won't go, but you won't miss every penny of them.
The whole world is urging you to have breakfast, but no one cares about you. You haven't had breakfast yet.
4. Failure is the mother of success, but it's a pity that six parents don't recognize success.
When I was a child, I always lied to my parents that I had no money. Now I always lie to my parents: nothing, I still have money.
I work hard every day just to prove to those who look down on me that they are right.
7. If you say "You are great" to the mirror before going out every morning. After a period of time, that mirror will become a great mirror.
8. At marriageable age, I am glad that I have few friends, because I don't have to worry about receiving a "red bomb".
9. Other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points by dressing up, one point by your face, and nine points by the filter.
10. You can't afford a beautiful skin, but an interesting soul despises you.
1 1. If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient, you must be dreaming, because you have no life at all.
12. Don't envy the ancient three wives and four concubines. I can't afford a concubine even if I come back through. If you can have three wives and four concubines now, you can't even get a wife.
13. Don't envy people who drive BMW Mercedes-Benz. You never know whether they have done everything, even if they bought it with a loan, or whether they are easy to get. I can't buy anything anyway.
14. Where is the circle of friends? A: A mental hospital. Sleepy in the morning, all kinds of sunshine at noon, all kinds of appointments in the afternoon, all kinds of eating at night, and all kinds of chicken soup for the soul in the morning.
15. If you do more work than others every day, but you are happy and feel valued, then your leader will be more in charge of people than talented.
16. When you are playing a game, others are staying up late to catch up on the project; Go fishing at work, others are fighting for wine to accompany customers; When you sleep at night, everyone else works at night; When you travel with your friends, others are making business plans all night. This is why others died suddenly at work in their twenties and your skin looks good and your spirit is good.
17. "You accomplished nothing when you were young; Sometimes self-pity and self-pity are decadent, and sometimes they work hard to manage relationships; But your life has not improved, and you have been suffering until you are 30 years old. " After listening, I asked excitedly: What about after thirty? Is there a turning point? The fortune teller raised his head slightly: After thirty years old, you began to get used to it.
18. Some young people work in some large state-owned enterprises and institutions as soon as they graduate. There is nothing to do every day, just eating and drinking, and the welfare is extremely good. Life has not yet struggled to start supporting the elderly, and the ideal has been put aside, enjoying the privilege of the people. For such a young man, I just want to ask you four words: where to submit your resume?
19. The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach. Can only make waves.
20. Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while. If it's not bitter, it should be dumped.