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Ask for the full text of "pointing pineapple" . .
When I was a child, there was a funny jingle "Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, A rice, in the end, is either you or you. It seems that there are some words in the middle that point out pineapples, ducks sing songs in the sea, have money to drink and eat, but have no money to catch (that is, "kick"). I can't remember clearly, and I don't know if the words are all written correctly. In kindergarten, when a group of children saw a plane flying in the sky, they would point to the plane and say that it was a plane and flew to Beijing. If someone cries, everyone will refer to him crying and laughing, and the yellow dog will pee, and then that person will probably laugh. I still remember one: the old woman, with sharp feet, couldn't get away when the car came, and purred and rolled down the river. There was a ghost skull at the head of the river, which bit her in half. When my parents teased me when I was a child, they used to put me on their legs, but they used my two index fingers to touch each other and say that bugs-bugs-fly, fly to the garden, lay poached eggs and give porridge to our children. There is also what I said when I painted the old man before: big characters don't stand out, lanterns are hung on both sides, I don't eat for three days, and I turn around the pot; I bought three scallions for 33 cents, a melon for 99 cents, and three glutinous rice balls for 66 cents. There is another one that is a little funny: why do you drive on both sides, you walk along the street, I don't open the toilet paper I bought, and you plant it in the toilet. When I used to eat carrots, my mother often said that carrots are honey and sweet. When I saw that I wanted to celebrate the New Year, the dolls wanted to eat meat, and the old man didn't get any money. Another one is also very funny: sawing-sawing, there is a play at the door of my mother-in-law, and my grandson is invited to see it; Don't eat what you have to eat, beef buns with bullshit. This is very old, which is what the innkeeper used to shout: upstairs guests, downstairs guests, listen to my boss to negotiate; If you want to pee, there is chamber pot, don't draw a map on the bed; Want to shit, have toilet paper, don't leave my contempt mat; Don't fart, there are cans, and don't put stuffy smoke on the bed. Still an old one: Zhang while the iron is hot, Li while the iron is hot, give scissors to my sister, and my sister will leave me to rest. I will not rest, but I will rest in bridge opening; There is a flower snake in bridge opening, which bit my ear in half; Going back to dad is also a tactic, and mom is also a tactic, which makes my heart uncomfortable; Kill a chicken, I don't obey, kill a goose, and invite my aunt to comb her skull in the house; Invite uncle, uncle to climb the chimney in the house, invite father, father to sweep the slag in the house, invite mother, mother to rub Baba in the house. There is also a jingle that says, "Hey, it's funny, I'll write down the gesture together: spread out my hands, palms up, and touch the fingertips of the thumb, middle finger and ring finger of both hands, just like the orchid finger of Guanyin, which is equivalent to pinching two rings of each hand. At this time, the index finger and little finger of both hands are naturally stretched out; Turn the right hand over with the back of your hand up, then the index finger of the right hand goes into the hole formed by the third finger of the left hand, and the little finger of the left hand goes into the hole of the third finger of the right hand, so that the little finger of the right hand naturally overlaps with the index finger of the left hand. Ok, let's start to read children's songs. When we talk about it, which finger moves, and the rest fingers don't move: Mrs. Wang, in the back garden, three officials are selling tea (the right index finger is lifted) to eat tea (the thumb, middle finger and ignorant finger are pinched together). Three horses (thumb, middle finger, and ignorant finger pinched together by the right hand touch again) and two monkeys hit a dozen (left index finger and right little finger put together, hit a dozen), and Mrs. Wang scolded (that is, the right index finger moved) the aunt next door gossiped (her hand was raised and her left little finger moved into the hole of the right third finger). This is what the little baby said when she quarreled: Wang (. There are still some odds and ends below. This is often said in kindergarten: once upon a time, there was a landlord who didn't wipe his ass, so don't call him to sweep it, bow his ass and run away; Don't call him to stop, he said he was a cadre; Don't call him to stand. He said he was the representative. Another version is: the sky is awesome, and the shit is on the street (sound "the"). Don't call him to stop, he says he is a cadre; Don't call him to stand. He said he was the representative. When I was a child, I hid and hid cats. After I was found as a cat, I shouted to others not to spend money on the skulls of yellow food! When it's hot, it's often said: it's hot in June, so I can't borrow my fan. If I have money, I should buy one. If I have no money, I should get hot. When I was a child, my skull was hit. My mother rubbed it for me and said, Wrap it up, wrap it up, and eat a poached egg tomorrow. When I was a child, I played outside. When I caught the snail, I would sing to it: Mountain snail, come out, someone is trying to steal your diamond wealth, take out your diamond hat! This seems to be a children's song: 12345, go up the mountain and shoot tigers. Tigers eat people, and when it gets dark, they close the door. Door to door, tiger to tiger, once to the middle finger and thumb. There are also: worship the child (lame) ~ jump into the street, measure rice, raise grandma (with a tone) ~ grandma eats too much, and worship the child.