Ask for some funny stories about World of Warcraft.
First of all, the identity of the player
In World of Warcraft, people only know the identities of priests, soldiers, office workers, students and everyone, which can only be a mystery on the Internet. Sometimes once the answer is exposed, it often makes people suddenly realize, or laugh and cry.
At level 36, we organized a team to go to Rapids Castle for a mission. I was accompanied by a hunter mm, a human mage mm, a dwarf grandpa warrior and a rogue rabbit [a priest]. Unconsciously killed 12 points. At this time, I got the 1 1 badge, and I was secretly pleased. It is just around the corner to get 15. I think if this is a college student, I will ask, "Which school?" She said "Wuhan" and left.
So the four of them moved on. Unexpectedly, in less than two minutes, the dwarf grandfather soldier whose beard was dragged to the ground suddenly shouted, "I'm sorry, I'm getting off!" ! "
"Why?"
"My mother is back!"
Several other people fainted together.
I thought to myself, why did you choose such an old middle school student image?
Fortunately, there are still three people left, and they have become a thief priest group. They could hardly kill them, but only two monsters were killed. The unfortunate priest, the rogue rabbit, said, "Shit, my girlfriend is here. She won the first prize in the exam!" "
"Girlfriend is here?"
"She won't let me play!"
The answer of rogue rabbit is full of helplessness and bitterness, but I know him very well and know that he is a little bronchitis, haha. . . His story will be told later.
Now there is only me and a human mm, what should I do? I asked, "How much is it?" She said, "The difference is 1 1. . . "
"Poor 1 1? That's just that I only played four. Forget it, I can't let mm down, so I proposed to form two more people to play, and mm agreed. However, just when I shouted to form a team, the most unexpected thing happened . .
"Shun, I'm sorry I have to get off."
"Ah?"
"No way, the child woke up crying and his wife was not at home. . . "
……
I immediately decided to turn off my cell phone and go to bed.
Second, dancing kills people.
This is definitely not a martial arts novel, but I have never seen such a good combination of dancing and killing in World of Warcraft. The following is a funny experience that my friend Lao Zhang once encountered-
Lao Zhang is a tribal warrior. He usually likes pk, especially those who meet the alliance in the neutral zone, and will be killed soon. On this day, when he was walking on the road, a paladin named "Fool you" came face to face. His level is a few degrees lower than Lao Zhang's, but he didn't panic when he saw him-stop, pose, and then-unexpectedly, he twisted his ass and danced. Lao Zhang thinks you are too arrogant. Tribal warriors should not allow you to be fooled like this! Rushing up is a knife. . . The paladin immediately fainted, and Lao Zhang was preparing for the second action. . . Huh? Why did I faint? Is he the legendary rebound injury with dizziness? A closer look reveals that there is still a thief hiding near the paladin! This time, Lao Zhang realized that he was really cheated. The paladin is just a singer, and the real doer is still there! Think about these two guys are also very humorous, one action and name exaggerated to make Lao Zhang completely ignore the situation on both sides, and the other one hid beside and smiled, and then the action was just right. . .
Third, Warcraft and life
Many people are saying that World of Warcraft is very similar to real life, doing tasks, accumulating experience, upgrading, making money and buying equipment. . . Think about our life-before18, the core task: getting into college [of course, some people didn't finish it before 16 or until 20]-
Enter the university, come to a new field, and undertake a series of tasks such as public courses, CET-4 and professional courses. Complete the big task after four years: get a degree certificate, and then-
I changed my job, came to a new field and received a new task. Experience is constantly rising and the level is slowly changing. I worked as a clerk, assistant manager and general manager. . . At the same time, the equipment is also upgrading, from Metersbonwe, Bang Wei, Bang Wei to Jack's poor model, and then to Antuoni. . . When we accumulate a certain amount of gold coins, we will definitely buy a horse. This has been our dream since our twenties-how many people don't plan to buy a car of their own in the future since their twenties? -Then continue to earn money and equip. Many people strive for higher goals in order to buy Golden Horse. This is the Rolls Royce in Warcraft. To tell the truth, Golden Horse is ten times more than ordinary Ma Gui, just for its more speed and decorations? No, it became a symbol, a symbol, a symbol of strength and wealth. Who says the virtual world has no utilitarian heart? From outside the game to inside the game, human nature is always spreading its rules.
Of course, not everyone pursues this, becoming a master of sword casting and creating a generation of famous swords, which has attracted countless people. Isn't it also the dream of many people? Making achievements in your own field will always give people a sense of accomplishment, whether you are a politician, a teacher or a doctor.
Other people, such as constantly doing tasks, reading stories and writing down their experiences of the world, can be called writers, people who travel around maps, see scenery and explore hidden places, travelers, as well as our militarists, martial arts, gang bosses and fashion designers. . . It is precisely because of all kinds of life goals that Warcraft is wonderful and our world is wonderful.
The only difference is that you can play the trumpet again in Warcraft, but you only have one life. Is it to make money or upgrade, to do tasks or kill monsters, or to live a hedonistic life? We must think about it.
Fourth, the age of stupidity.
Last time I saw an article about Xiao Axe, saying that every player is stupid, I suddenly remembered some funny experiences when I first learned Warcraft. I am an elf thief and grew up in TEDA Mountain. I haven't been to the city until 10 years old. My pastor mm is called Crystal. She started after me, but her level soon surpassed mine. She generously gave me equipment and a backpack, just like my sister. Once she gave me a bag and said, "See you in town." That was my first time in Darnassus. When I first entered the city, I was shocked by the magnificent architecture and music, and my eyes kept turning. Crystal mm saw that I was laughing in my heart and said to me, "Come and let me show you, and I ran away in a daze." At the same time, a soldier mm didn't know how to join the team, and she was more confused than me. Through the magical teleportation array, we arrived at ruslan Village. At the end of the plank road, we saw a pile of nests. I thought, is this an airplane in production? So I ordered the keeper and boots on the map. Unexpectedly, it flew out with a whoosh God, I've never played this before! That's in my heart! Looking at the sea below and the sky above, I am more excited than riding a roller coaster. ...
Soon I arrived at the Black Coast and looked back. Oh, hey, they flew in, too. Soldier mm asked Crystal absent-mindedly, why did you bring me here? Crystal answered to see the scenery, so soldier mm said gloomily, "I thought I was here to do the task. . . "Then follow us down the beach and immediately exclaim, Wow, what a beautiful game! I saw the endless sea in front of me, and the water was shining with golden light. It was dusk at that time, and poetry was clear at a glance. I don't need to lead the way this time, and I don't want to rush directly into the water. I think swimming here is really a great pleasure in life. Crystal added "be careful" at the end. I thought, what is this? You told me to be careful with such a beautiful scenery. Will I drown? Who knows, just as we were swimming proudly on the Black Coast, a dinosaur suddenly appeared, which solved me in three or two times. I didn't even see his species clearly. . . Crystal mm arrived later and said, "Oh, it's too late to save. . . "Then a song, golden light shining in my hand, I stood up with a bang! It was the first resurrection in my life. At that time, I felt that the priest was like a fairy, so under the guidance of the fairy, we happily completed a day trip to the Black Coast.
Experience 2:
Before entering Danasus, we have a mission to Nihill Cave. Because there are many monsters inside, we usually enter in teams. On one occasion, a group of four fields went into the cave, and the cooperation between killing and killing was very happy. In the process, I found an extra lion, whose name is very prestigious. What's his name? I think this druid's name is really loud-because he has been fighting with us, and his name is green, which is obviously different from that of his teammates, which impressed me deeply, so I said to everyone: add him. . . Nobody said anything. After a while, I said, add him, so as not to do the task twice in the future. . . Everyone still didn't speak, only one person made a "?" The more I think about it, the more strange it becomes. Didn't you see him? Or are you too busy to watch me talk? So he shouted again during the break: "That lion, add him to the team!" " ? " .。 . There was a silence. . .
Just then hunter mm spoke: "dizzy."
I think you finally understand what I mean. It's okay. . .
Who knows, she went on to say, "That lion is my pet! ! ! "
. . . . . .
It suddenly dawned on me that the original pet's name would not become the light green of my teammates, which made me mistake it for a druid. Please don't make the baby's name so imposing, it will make me laugh. . . In retrospect, who said a druid could become a lion? . .
Verb (abbreviation for verb) occupation and personality
Holmes once said that all problems have their internal causes, and I deeply agree with him. Career choices in World of Warcraft, seemingly random, actually have their own reasons. It was introduced by a friend, needed by a trade union, or even accidentally pressed the wrong button. . . However, many times, I still love the characteristics of professionalism. In fact, it is the individual's personality that drives everyone to choose their own path-this is particularly obvious at the beginning of World of Warcraft, when everyone was unfamiliar with their careers-the following are some phenomena I have observed myself. Of course, they don't represent everything, but they do exist.
The reason for choosing soldiers
1, courage-people who will choose soldiers as their careers, what they don't lack most is courage. It can even be said that they have come to like the feeling of being in front. Anyone who has seen the dragon slaying video must have an impression. In the team of dozens of people, only the main tank stood alone in front of the mountain-like body of the blue dragon and suffered great damage. When I first saw it, I was surprised. What a spirit this is! Soldiers, brave people are fearless.
2, regardless of the consequences-I believe that many soldiers have "thought so much, rushed to cut." Such a mood, this is the character.
3, occupation-Mo Xie's ideal, let us choose soldiers and fencing masters.
Interestingly, I found that many mm choose soldiers as their careers. Don't be surprised. In fact, girls like to chop and kill in the game more than boys. People who have played Weiqi also know that the chess style of female players is often fierce. That's the reason. . . Hehe, analyze it yourself. . .
Conclusion: Brave
The reason for choosing a priest
1. Good man
2. Pacifism
3. like the feeling of being popular
4. Like to live in groups
Conclusion: Kindness
The reason for choosing a mage
1. Very confident in the operation.
I like the feeling of happiness, especially aoe.
I prefer winning through control and strategy, not fighting.
Conclusion: Wisdom
The reason for choosing a paladin
When I asked a friend why he chose a paladin, he said something, which I think can represent the basic reason for choosing this profession. I took him apart and wrote:
1. You can add
2. Don't die
3. Welcome everywhere
Conclusion: People who choose paladins are stable, and their lives are guaranteed.
The reason for choosing a thief
1, love to explore the advanced monster area, the hometown of hostile camps, only we can go to hee hee, why? Traveling is fun! You can also collect medicines and dig mines. . .
2, like to yin others, is the feeling of stabbing in the back.
3, withdrawn, like a person to practice.
4, the conditions are limited, only one person can practice, such as office workers.
5. Insecurity is in many strange places, neutral zones, and I want to be invisible at any time, so that I can feel safe. I was a guest soldier playing with my friends the day before yesterday, but I can't be invisible. I always feel insecure. . .
6, hate procrastination-solve the battle three or two times, either you die or I die.
Conclusion: cunning
The reason for choosing a hunter
1. Limited conditions, only single training, such as office workers.
2. It is always a hunter's dream to love animals and have the best baby. It is necessary to feed food tirelessly to test people's patience and love, so hunters are often very patient-I, a thief, can't do this.
3. bubble mm, some people say that wow is a man's world, and it is true that the character image setting of Blizzard has discouraged many mm, but! Some people are looking for their own ways to soak up mm, just like my hunter friend. If nothing else, at least his white bear won some female players for our world. . .
4. I like others to do things in front and let myself do them in the back, that is, deputy general manager, vice president and deputy mayor.
The reason for choosing a warlock
Unfortunately, I didn't investigate and didn't know much about it. I found that many mm chose warlocks, which also puzzled me. . .
The reason for choosing druids
1. Fun is both a soldier and a thief. It can also be a priest and a mage. It can become a cat sneaking around, a leopard flying around and a sea lion swimming. . .
2, the character who wants everything wants to hit people from a distance, can squat down if he wants to get close, and it is best to add blood, but he still wants to escape. . . People who choose druids may have the most things when they move, because they are reluctant to lose things. . .
The reason for choosing shaman
One-on-one mortal kombat
High-end XD shows you PVP's proficiency in the wild.
Today, I practiced trumpet FS in Fairwood. Suddenly a LM XD attacked me, and several ice arrows went down. XD thinks the situation is wrong. The leopard ran away, so I hurried to catch up. Finally, he stopped in a bear pile and walked around like a monster. I was sweating like a pig. Does he look down on my IQ? !
One is that I just started playing mage, and a LR PK, who faked his own death after being beaten by him (only to know later). I don't know what happened, but his baby was still beating me, so I thought, is this the legendary suspended animation? What should I do? I thought about it and killed him with a snowstorm. Now I think it's funny.
Another one is about paddling, playing 25-player RAID. On Halloween, a mage asked others to turn him into a bat and pretend to be LR's baby to play in the water. Later, I found out and made me laugh. This is really the highest level of paddling.