Seek Stephen Chow's classic funny sentences
Comments: This line can only be described by the word moxibustion crowd in the present situation. At the same time, develop it into various versions, or use various dialects in the same version. I just don't know how many times this sentence can be used in life. Master Xing said this sentence twice in the same movie. For the first time, the expression of Supreme Treasure was exaggerated and painful, but the effect was extremely funny. The second time, sovereign treasure has become very calm, but we can't calm down.
● "There is no god of food at all, or everyone is a god of food." [delicious food]
Comments: As Stephen Chow answered the reporter: "There is no Stephen Chow era at all." Stephen got the title of "god of food" when he was ignorant, but after he was truly enlightened, he found that all this was false. Stephen Chow has so many people who like him because he is a civilian hero, not unfathomable. As the Buddha said: Everyone can become a Buddha.
● "In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess to cure drugs. Now I concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads." [Domestic paint]
Comments: Anyway, Guan Yu's position has been deified by people for thousands of years. Today, Master Xing played a joke on him, which can be regarded as maintaining ecological balance. Stephen Chow is a man who can make complicated things simple. In fact, poking fun at sacred things is just a humorous way, and there is no need to give Master Xing any profound factions. However, everything that pretends to be solemn can also be deconstructed in laughter. The experience of watching this episode is to laugh and cry, because I want to laugh and cry.
● "To be precise, I am an actor." [king of comedy]
Comments: If you insist on one thing, you will be moved. Master Xing's spirit really makes the gods cry. Presumably, even when he played Song Bing A, B, C and D, he asked himself to have a mind and a soul. Everything comes to him who waits, where there is a will, there is a way. No matter Yin Tianchou or Stephen Chow, his investment in the life stage doomed his later success.
● "As long as you say I can, even if people all over the world say I can't, I don't care!" [Naomi's spy is strange]
Comments: I have never seen a movie that shows the feelings of husband and wife so touching. The most brilliant thing is the successful description of an extramarital affair. The gentleness of his wife and Carman Lee's seduction are both exaggerated artistic images and extramarital affairs [sigh], and I'm afraid they are not as good as them. I was really touched when I read this line bit by bit. Life is like this, what can I expect?
● "I raise you!" [king of comedy]
Liu Piaopiao took the money, coins, watches, bankbooks and "Actor's Cultivation", thanked her, restored her professional identity and walked out of Yin Tianchou's home. Yin Tianchou chased out the door and shouted that. Affection is profound and touching. To paraphrase someone, "I don't know any woman who can resist such a confession." Don't say that you are not moved, then you are either too smooth or really heartless.
● "It turned out that that girl left a tear in my heart, and I can totally feel how sad he was at that time." [A Chinese Odyssey]
Comments: I think this is the most touching line in the whole film. Although I have suddenly looked back, things have changed. Although it is close at hand, you can't reach out and hug it. Fairy Xia Zi is no longer a fairy. She didn't know before, but now she knows that it is so painful to love someone.
● "Mrs. Bing, a small person lives in Suzhou, and there is a house and a field at home, which is endless. Who knows Tang Bohu terminating, collusion with the government, lawlessness, occupied my big house, took my fields. My grandfather turned against him and was beaten by him with a stick. My grandmother called him a bully, but he was caught in Tang Fu and raped a hundred times. Finally, she hanged herself and hated the world. He also kicked my father and son out of the house and wandered to the river. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who knows that Tang Bohu, who is so insidious, knows this situation and sends someone to plot against him. He beat my father and son at the city gate, leaving a strong little man and a poor father to die. This hatred is even harder to add. In order to bury my father, I had to sell myself as a slave, earn money diligently, and read articles at the same time, vowing to gain fame and fortune and make enemies strong. Since then, Tang Yin's poems have been with me. I remember this hatred is not * * *. " [Tang Bohu points Chou-heung]
Comments: I chose this line because of Stephen Chow's eloquent eloquence. Read this article with chopsticks knocking on the bowl. With the rhythm of jumping and passionate percussion, it is no wonder that Miss and Sixiang are confused. Master Xing said that thinking is interesting, making people laugh and interesting. Do something interesting when you have time.