Water margin good joke
I saw a fire on the shore early, and there were fifty or sixty people waiting there, taking them ashore, living in groups, taking off their waist knives, taking off their clothes, and having to tie ropes. I saw that Dai Zong, a god sent to the Pacific, issued an order calling for the future: "Don't hurt the noble body of Commissioner Lu! 」
I saw a man holding out a brocade embroidered coat and wearing it with Lu Junyi. I saw eight slaves carrying sedan chairs. I pushed Mr. Lu into the sedan chair. I saw twenty or thirty pairs of red gauze lanterns in the distance, according to a group of people, playing drums and welcoming them; Song Jiang, Wu Yong and Gongsun Sheng are the leaders. I saw them dismount together. Lu Junyi hurriedly out of the car, Song Jiangxian knelt down, behind the leaders knelt down in rows. Lu Junyi knelt down in the underpass and said, "If you are caught, I only want to die early!" Song Jiang said, "Please get on the sedan chair." They all mounted their horses together, played drums, met three customs, dismounted in front of the Loyalty Hall, invited Lu Junyi to the hall and lit a candle. Song Jiang stepped forward to accompany him and said, "Xiao Ke has heard a lot about you and likes thunder; Today, thank you for your knowledge, which is a great comfort to your life! However, the two brothers are very blasphemous and beg for forgiveness. " Wu Yong stepped forward and said, "Yesterday, I was ordered by my eldest brother. Today, Wu Mou personally went to the city gate and wall. On the grounds of selling hexagrams, I made money to go up the mountain, and I got together to be righteous. " Song Jiang asked Lu Junyi to sit at the top. Lu Junyi laughed and said, "When Lu is at home, there is no way to die. Lumou arrived here today, and there is no hope of survival. You can't play with each other if you want to kill! Song Jiang smiled apologetically: "How dare you fight with others? I really want to be virtuous outside, but I have to be realistic! " Wu Yong said, "We'll discuss it later. I bought wine for the esophagus at that time. Lu Junyi helpless, had to quietly drink a few cups, please small potato to kitchens to have a rest. The next day, Song Jiang slaughtered the cattle and horses, gave a big banquet and invited Mr. Lu to dinner. Time and time again, I stayed in the middle and sat down. After a few rounds of wine, Song Jiang got up and took a lamp to accompany him. "It was a night collision. I hope you can forgive me. Although the hut is too narrow to rest, you can see the word "loyalty" outside. Song Jiang is willing to give way, but he has to turn around. " Lu Junyi said, "Duh! The leader is poor! Lumou is innocent and has little furniture; Born as a DaSong person, died as a DaSong ghost! If you don't mention the word "loyalty", you still drink this cup at random today; If you talk about "loyalty", the blood of Lu's head and neck can be splashed here! " Wu Yong said, "Since the Member refused, why should we force him to stop? You can only stay outside, not outside. It's just that it's rare for brothers to come outside; Since he refused to make do, he let Xiaozhai stay for a few days, but he sent it back to the house himself. " Lu Junyi said, "Since the chief has left Lumou, why not go down the mountain? I'm afraid the youngest in the family doesn't know such news. " Wu Yong said: "Easy. Let's send the coach back first, why not leave a few days later? " Wu Yong asked Li Duguan, "Are all the goods here?" Coulee replied, "Some people are many." Sung river called two big silver, and coulee; Two pennies, sent to the duty of ten car feet, * * * with his 12 silvers. Everyone thanked him. Lu Junyi paid Coulee and said, "You know all my sufferings; Talk to your wife when you get home. Don't worry. If I don't die, I can come back. " Gu Li said: "The leader is too wrong in love. Master might as well do something if he stays for another two months." Quit. Then go to Zhongyi Hall. Wu Yong immediately got up and said, "Don't sit down. I will go down the mountain with all my words. 」
Wu Yongyi was riding a horse and was waiting at the Golden Beach. After a while, Guli and two drivers on duty came down from the mountain. General Wu Yong surrounded five hundred minions on both sides and sat under the Liu Yin tree. Then he called Gu Li to come near and said, "My master and I have decided that we are in the second place. These are four anti-poems written on the wall of the house in advance before going up the mountain. I want you to know: there are 38 words under the wall, and a word pops up at the top of every sentence. " There is a boat on the beach, with the word "Lu" on its head and the word "Jun" on its head. The righteous man carries a three-foot sword with the word "righteousness" on his head; When the time comes, the rebels will be beheaded, and the word "anti" will be written on their heads: all four poems have the word "Lu Junyi anti". Going up the mountain today, how do you know? I'm going to kill all of you, which makes me embarrassed. Today, if I let you go back, you can tell the capital that the master will never come back! "Coulee and others just worship. Wu sent the boat to the transshipment port, and a group of people hurried back to Beijing. Words are divided into two ends. Don't say the guli family. Peter said that Wu Yong returned to the loyalty hall, re-entered the banquet, and drank silently until late at night. The next day, there will be a banquet in the cottage to celebrate. Lu Junyi said, "I am grateful that the leader didn't kill me; However, if Lumou kills someone, he will give up. If he doesn't kill people, it's like a year. Ask for leave today. " Song Jiangdao: "Small and incompetent, I am fortunate to know the outside world; I have prepared drinks when I came to Songjiangti. I'll talk to you later. I hope you don't turn it away. " Another day has passed. The next day, sung river invited; The next day, Wu Yong invited; The next day, Gongsun Sheng invited. Don't worry about words; More than 30 leaders in the class held banquets in turn every day. Time flies, the sun and the moon flow, more than a month earlier. Lu Junyi has sex. She wants to say goodbye. Song Jiang said, "I don't want to stay outside for long, but I have to go back." Arrange a thin wine to see you off at Zhongyi Hall in the future. "The next day, Song Jiang's ladder was sent on the road again. I saw all the leaders say, "My brother respects you very much, and we have to wait for everyone to respect you very much! My brother said in farewell, "How thick the bricks are and how thin the tiles are!" "Li Kui jy shouted inside:" I was very depressed at that time, and I went directly to Beijing to call you, but I was not allowed to go; I married your eyebrows, and life is sumo! Scholar Wu laughed and said, "I have never seen such hospitality. I advise you to stay a little longer. " "I won't feel it in four or five days. Lu Junyi is determined to do it. Zhu Wu, a military adviser, led a group of leaders to the loyalty hall and said, "Although we are second brothers, we have tried our best with our brothers, but we didn't expect that there was poison hidden in the wine. "If Mr. Lu is normal and refuses to eat us, I might as well do it myself, just afraid that the little brothers will do something and the boss will be inconvenient!" Wu Yong got up and said, "Don't worry. Why not spend some time with you and your staff? As the saying goes, "there is no malice in persuading wine." "Lu Junyi suppressed the masses, but had to leave a few. It will take 35 to 10 days. Since I left Beijing in May, I feel that I have been in Liangshan Park for more than two months. However, it is early autumn to see the golden breeze and dew cold. Lu Junyi, who wanted to go back, told Sung River. Song Jiang smiled and said, "It's easy. I'll see you off at Golden Beach in the future. " Lu Junyi is overjoyed. The next day, the old clothes and knives and sticks were returned to the members and a group of leaders were sent down the mountain. Song Jiang sent a plate of gold and silver. Lu Junyi said with a smile, "Where did the fake things come from to make Lou feel better? How can I go back without travelling expenses, but how is Lu? But it will be useless in Beijing. " Song Jiang and other leaders went straight to Golden Beach, leaving the back of the hill. Don't say sung river back to the village. Only that Lu Junyi dragged him around in the starry night and walked for ten days before he got to Beijing. It was dusk and I couldn't get into the city, so I had a rest in the shop for one night. The next morning, Lu Junyi left the village and flew into the city. More than a mile away, I saw a man with a broken headscarf and rags. Watching Lu Junyi fall to the ground and cry. Lu Junyi looked up and saw Yan Qing, the prodigal son, and asked, "Xiao Yi, why are you doing this?" Yan Qing said, "This is no place to talk." Lu Junyi first climbed over the wall and asked the wise men. Yan Qing said, "My master has only been gone for half a month. Guli came back and said to his wife, "My master has surrendered to Liang Shanpo and Song Jiang and won the second place. "When it goes to court. He and his wife did all the way, lightly chastising Yan Qing for disobedience, sealing a private room and driving out of the city; He also paid for all his relatives to get to know each other. But when someone settled Yan Qing at home, he gave up half of his furniture to go to court with him. Therefore, Xiao Yi could not live in the city and had to beg outside the city. Little b didn't fly somewhere else; Because I know that my master will never fall off the grass, I have to endure this breath and wait for my master here. If the owner is from Shanghai, he can listen to Xiao Yi and go back to Liang Shanbo without consultation. I am sleepy when I enter the city! " Lu Junyi shouted, "My wife is not like this. Don't fart!" Yan Qing added, "Master doesn't have eyes behind his head. How do you know he's inside? The master only cares about the past struggles and does not kiss women; Old events between Madame and Coulee; Today, I pushed the door and became husband and wife. If the master goes back, he will be killed! " Lu Junyi was furious and scolded Yanqing. "My family has lived in Beijing for five generations, who doesn't know! How many heads does Coulee have? Dare to do it! You didn't come here today because of your bad things. I won't rest with you when I get home and ask the truth! " Yan Qing wept bitterly, climbed down and dragged W's clothes. Lu Junyi kicked Yanqing down and marched into the city. When I arrived in the city and got home, I was surprised to see the big and small supervisors. Coulee hurriedly came forward. Please go to class, and then he bowed. Lu Junyi asked, "Is Yan Qing 'an there?" Coulee replied, "Don't ask, master. It's a long story Hard work, wind and frost, wait for the rest to settle. " Jia's crying spread to come out from behind the screen.
Lu Junyi said, "Madam, why did Yan Qing and Xiao Yi come?" Jia said, "Don't ask, husband. It's a long story Hard work, wind and frost, wait for the rest to settle. " Lu Junyi doubt in the heart, ask the origin of Yan Qing. Gu Li said, "Master, please change clothes, visit the ancestral temple and have breakfast. It's not too late to say. " While arranging meals to eat with Mr. Lu. Just now, I heard shouts from the front door, and two or three hundred male robbers came in. Lu Junyi was shocked; I was tied up by the public, step by step, until I came to the left-behind company. At that time, Liang Zhongshu was in the public hall, with 70 or 80 workers in the left and right rows, and Lu Junyi was brought face to face. Coulee and creutzfeldt-Jakob also knelt by. Liang Zhongshu shouted in class: "You are a good citizen of the Jing nationality, but how did you surrender to the water margin and become an outlaw?" Now it's all in and out, trying to hit Beijing! What's the point of being caught today? "Lu Junyi said," I was confused for a moment, so I was taken advantage of by the water margin. I came to my house pretending to be a salesman. I made false remarks and stirred my conscience. I finally earned the Water Margin and stayed in a soft prison for more than two months. Today, I was lucky to leave home. I meant no harm. I want you to look at each other. "Liang Zhongshu drink a way:" how to say! Ungrateful. How did you stay in the water margin for hours? Seeing your wife's good Coulee complained first, why is it empty? " Coulee said, "Master, since you are here, please surrender. It is the boss's witness to write down the anti-poems of Tibetan poems on the wall at home. Needless to say. Jia said, "We didn't harm you. "。 I'm afraid you will cause me trouble. As the saying goes, "If one person rebelled, all nine families would be punished!" "Lu Junyi knelt under the hall, cried. Coulee said, "Master, there is no need to cry foul. It's really hard to destroy and it's fake. Confess early and avoid drinking. Jia Yue said, "It is difficult for my husband to enter the public gate for nothing, but it is difficult to enter the public gate correctly. If you do something, I will pay the price of my life. If you don't want to be affectionate, just confess. Only eat good lawsuits. " Coulee is making money from top to bottom. Zhang Kongmu went to the hall and said, "This urchin relies on bones. If you don't fight, how can you confess? " ! "Liang Zhongshu said," yes! " Drinking and shouting: "Fight! "Left and right workers tied Lu Junyi to the ground and said nothing. They were raw and bleeding, and fainted three or four times. Lu Junyi dozen however, looked up and sighed, "it was a blow! I confess today! " Zhang Kongmu took a confession at the moment, begged for a hundred Jin of death row cangue nails, and put them in prison. People before and after seeing the house can't bear to see it. On the same day, he pushed the door into the prison, took him to the court, knelt in front of him and sat on the kang in the prison. The executioner's surname is Cai and his name is Fu. He is from Beijing. Because of his superb skills, people call him "the iron arm". Standing next to him is the elder brother of Xiao Prison, who naturally loves to bring flowers. Hebei people call him "a flower" Cai Qing.
The man stood next to his brother with a fire and water stick. Cai Fu said, "You can take this death row prisoner to that prison. I'll come to my house." Cai Qing with Lu Junyi and. Cai Fu got up and went out of the prison door. I saw a man coming from under the wall of Si Qian, with a rice jar in his hand and tears on his face. Cai Fu recognized Yan Qing as a prodigal son.
Cai Fu asked, "Brother Yan Xiao, what are you doing?" Yan Qing knelt on the ground, tears like beads of beans, crying: "Brother Jie! Mr Lu Junyi, the poor young master, went to court and had no money to deliver food! The villain calls this half-jar rice outside the city, and he has the right to satisfy his hunger with his master! Brother Jie, how can you be square? " I don't know, I swallowed my breath early and fell to the ground. "Cai Fu said," I know about it. Go and bring him food yourself. " Yan Qing thanked him and sent food to prison. When Cai Fuxing walked across the state bridge, he saw a doctor of tea. He stopped him and said, "Ji Jie, there is a guest upstairs in the villain's teahouse, waiting for Ji Jie to talk." Cai Fu came downstairs to see him, who was in charge. After saluting each other, Cai Fu said, "What do you think? Coulee said, "Don't cheat others, and don't cheat others." . The villain's business is in the belly of the festival. Tonight, as long as the lights go out. No filial piety. Here is fifty-two pieces of garlic gold, for the festival. The officer in the hall, the villain will do it himself. Cai Fu said with a smile, "Didn't you see the inscription on the stone in the main hall:' People are easy to deceive, but God is hard to deceive.' "You hide your heart, afraid I don't know! You took away his property and got his wife. Now you give me fifty taels of gold to end his life. I can't afford such a lawsuit in the future! Gu Lidao: "It's just that the number of stages is too small. I'll add 50 taels. "。 Cai Fu said, "Director Li, you cut the cat's tail and mixed it with cat rice! "There is a famous Lu in Beijing, who is only worth one hundred and twenty gold? You want me to land, I won't lie to you, just give me 520 gold! " Coulee said, "If the gold is here, give it to Ji Jie, as long as it is finished tonight." Cai Fu took the gold and hid it beside him. He got up and said, "Come early tomorrow to carry the body." Guli thank humbly, happy. When Cai Fu arrived home, he just entered the door, only to see a man lift the reed curtain and follow the general in, shouting, "Cai Jian. When Cai Fu looked at it, he saw ten beautiful men, all dressed up: wearing crow's wings, a blue collar around his neck and a sheep's finger Yu Pei around his waist; Wearing a handsome crown. Step on pearls. The man that take the door, a look at the Cai Fu, devoting to salute. Cai Fu quickly replied, "What's your official name? "? What do you think? "The man said," You can say it from the inside. " Cai Fu please come in and sit down in the deliberation cabinet. The man said, "Don't be surprised; Secondly, I'm from Henghai County, Cangzhou City. My surname is Chai and my name is Jin. I'm a direct descendant of Zhou Tianzi. Just because I am benevolent and rich, I know heroes all over the world, but unfortunately I commit crimes and live in the water margin. I came here on orders from my brother to inquire about Mr. Lu. Who knows that he was framed by corrupt officials, prostitutes and adulterers, and was put on death row, with his life hanging by a thread. Don't avoid life and death, I come to tell you: if you save Mr. Lu's life, the Buddha will look at you with special respect, and his virtue will not be forgotten; But it's half a meter away, Enemy at the Gates. When you get to the edge of the city, you will be beheaded if you break the city. I have long heard that the first step is a brave and loyal person, and I have nothing to send. Today, I give you a gift of 1200 gold. If you want to catch Chai Jin, please take the rope and swear not to frown. " Cai Fu listened, scared out in a cold sweat, and agreed for a long time. Chai Jin got up and said, "Don't hesitate to do anything, please make a decision." Cai Fu said, "Please stand back. The villain has his own disposal. " Chai Jin bowed down and said, "Since I made a promise, I should repay you." Go out and call a servant, take out the gold, give it to Cai Fu, sing a song and go. The follower outside is Dai Zong, the patron saint. He won't leave! Cai Fu got the news and couldn't let go; After thinking for a long time, I went back to prison and told my brother the last item. Cai Qing said, "My brother is the most decisive in his life. Why is it so difficult to measure these little things? As the saying goes, "Kill people with blood, save people thoroughly. "Since there is 1200 gold here, I will give it to him. Liang Zhongshu and Zhang Kongmu, two mercenary people, accepted bribes, which were destined to take care of Lu Junyi's life. The gourd will be sent out, but it can't be saved. There are other heroes in the water margin, and what we have done is over. " Cai Fu said, "My brother is just what I want. Take good care of Mr. Lu. This good wine and good food will stop him sooner or later and send him a message. " Cai Fu and Cai Qing agreed to secretly exchange gold for Sue, and the alliance has been decided. The next day, nothing happened to Coulee. He came to Cai Fu's house and urged him to merge. Cai Qing said, "I wanted to behead him, but Xianggong Zhong refused. I have asked someone to share the money to save my life. You go up there and use it for yourself, and ask for it. Why is it so hard for me to be here? " All the people used in Coulee are from the central government. When the money giver entrusted him, Liang Zhongshu said, "This is an activity of imprisonment. Do you want me to do it? " In a day or two, teach him to die. "This fellow pushed twice. Zhang Kongmu has got the gold, but he has delayed the date of copying. Cai Fu hit his joint again, and he was furious. Zhang Kongmu sent a copy of the report, and Liang Zhongshu said, "How to decide this matter? "Zhang Kongmu said:" In my opinion, although Lu Junyi has a plaintiff, there is no trace; Although I have lived in the Water Margin many times, it helps me make mistakes, but it is difficult to make mistakes. With only forty crutches, you can stab three thousand miles. I wonder how Xianggong feels. Liang Zhongshu said: "Confucius is far-sighted, which is in line with the view of Xiaguan." . "Call Cai Fu prison, take out Lu Junyi, in addition to the long cangue; After reading the copy, I decided to replace the 40-spine stick with a 20-catty iron leaf pan-head cangue and nail it in front of the hall. So Dong Chao and Xue Ba led the troops. Straight to salmon island. It turns out that Dong Chao and Xue Ba have been working in Kaifeng since they sent Lin Chong to Cangzhou, but Lin Chong didn't get hurt on the road. When they came back, Gao Taiwei was looking for something to go with Beijing. Liang Zhongshu saw that they were capable and stayed to do business. Today, he sent two more prisoners to Lu Junyi. At present, Xue Ba received the official document, took Mr. Lu out of the state government, placed Lu Junyi in the envoy's room, went home and packed his bags, even if he left. Coulee knew he had to complain; Then ask someone to talk to two workers. Dong Chao and Xue Ba went to the hotel, followed by Gu Li, who asked him to sit down in the pavilion and wait for wine. After three glasses of wine, Coulee said, "To tell you the truth, Mr. Lu is my relative. It's a long way to Shaman Island today, and he has no money. It's also a waste of money to teach you two. I am anxious to come back. I will stay for three or four months. I didn't send much, two pieces of silver, as a hand. Take two more trips, take countless miles less, and the place to go is very convenient. As a result, he died, and he came back with the gold seal on his face to prove it. Let me know that each person will give you fifty-two pieces of garlic gold. You only moved a piece of paper; Stay in the secretary's office. I will take care of myself. " Dong Chao and Xue Ba look at each other. Dong Chao said, "I'm afraid I can't do it." Xue Ba said, "Brother, this police officer Li is a famous good man, and it is because of this that I met him. If there is any emergency, I want him to handle it. " Coulee said, "I am not an ungrateful person. I will repay you both slowly." Dong Chao and Xue Ba took the money, went home, packed the package and got up overnight. Lu Junyi said, "I was punished today, and my subordinates are sore. Let me hit the road tomorrow! " Xue Ba scolded: "Shut the fuck up! What bad luck, my Lord! I bumped into you, poor God! How much does it cost to return to Shaman Island for more than 6000 miles? You don't have a penny to teach us how to manipulate! " Lu Junyi complained: "If you miss a villain and feel wronged, you can look up and down!" Dong Chao scolded: "You rich people are always fooling around;" Today, the world opens its eyes and rewards quickly! Don't complain, we will help you go. " Lu Junyi submit to humiliation, had to go. When they left the East Gate, they hung their clothes umbrellas on Mr. Lu's cangue with Xue Ba. They did evil all the way and took them into custody. Look at the evening sky. It's about 14 miles away. There's a village ahead. I want to find an inn to rest. At that time, the second brother led him into the back room and put him in the bag. Xue overbearing: "The lords were killed miserably. They are public figures. Where can they serve sinners? Make a fire if you want to eat! " Lu Junyi had to take a cangue to the kitchen, let the second brother get a firewood, tie it up, and make a fire in front of the stove. Second brother cooks rice for him, washes dishes and lights. Lu Junyi is a rich man, but he can't do such a thing. Straw and firewood are wet and can't burn, so they are all out. I blew so hard that my eyes narrowed with soot. Dong Chao muttered shout shout scold up again. The meal is ready, and both of them are served. Lu Junyi dare not beg. The two of them ate once, and left some soup and cold rice to eat with Lu Junyi. Xue Ba kept cursing again, ate dinner and made Lu Junyi burn the soup. Lu Junyi didn't dare to sit in the room until the soup boiled. The two of them washed their feet and asked Lu Junyi to cook a pot of boiled soup to wash their feet. Just now I took off my sandals, and top student pulled my leg and put it in the boiling soup, which was extremely painful. Xue overbearing: "Master waits on you and turns your face upside down!" " Two workers went to sleep on the kang; Lock Mr. Lu behind the door with an iron chain and call the fourth watch. The two got up and asked the second brother to cook. I packed my bags and left when I was full. Lu Junyi at the foot is full of bubbles, scratching the ground. On that day in autumn, the road slipped again, and Lu Junyi jumped down step by step. Xue bullied the fire and water stick and hit it in the middle. Dong Chao pretended to persuade him, burying grievances and complaining all the way. Out of the village shop, I walked more than ten miles and came to a big forest.
Lu Junyi said, "Actually, I can't walk. I'm embarrassed to have a rest!" When two people were taken into the Woods, it was the dawn in the east, and there were no pedestrians. Xue overbearing: "I get up early, I am tired because my life is good;" If you want to sleep in the Woods, I'm afraid you'll leave. " Lu Junyi said, "I can't fly with wings! "Xue is very overbearing:" Don't try your best, wait for the master to tie it! " Untie the hemp rope from the waist, take it to the pine tree in Lu Junyi's belly that only has A Le, and tie it to the tree by dragging its feet. Xue Ba said to Dong Chao, "Brother, go and stand outside the Woods; If someone comes to bump into it; Cough is the number. " Dong Chao said, "Brother, let go." Xue is overbearing: "Don't look outside." As he spoke, he looked at Mr. Lu and said, "Don't blame me: your supervisor taught us to finish you on the way." Going to Samoa is death, so it's better to send it as soon as possible! Don't blame us for going to the underworld. Today next year is your anniversary! " Hearing this, Lu Junyi burst into tears and bowed his head and died. Xue Ba took fire and water sticks in his hands and watched Mr. Lu's forehead cut down. Dong Chao was outside, only heard a loud noise, only said it was over. When he hurried in, Mr. Lu was still tied to a tree; Xue Ba was lying on his back under a tree, with fire and water sticks beside him. Dong Chao said, "But this is a disaster! Why don't you eat the Force? "When I walk, I can hold it. I saw Xue Ba's mouth bleeding, and a small arrow shaft three or four inches long was exposed in his heart, but he was waiting to call. I saw a man sitting on a tree in the northeast corner. Hear the cry of "Tong"! As soon as his left hand rang, Dong Chao had an arrow in his neck, his feet were flying and he fell to the ground. The man jumped down from the tree, pulled out his wrist knife, cut the rope and smashed the cangue of the pan head. He hugged Mr. Lu by the tree and burst into tears. Lu Junyi flashed his eyes, recognized Yan Qing as a prodigal son, and shouted, "Xiao Yi! Isn't the soul meeting you? " Yan Qing said, "Xiao Yi followed these two guys here from Si Qian. I don't want this guy to come to this forest as scheduled. Now it is the result of Xiao Yi's two crossbows. Master, did you see it? "Lu Junyi said," Although you saved my life, you shot and killed these two men. This kind of crime is getting worse and worse. Where are we going? " Yan Qing said: "At the beginning, it was Song Gongming who suffered, and it was his master who suffered; If you don't go to the water margin today, there is nowhere to go. "Lu Junyi said," It's just that my stick is sour and my foot is broken, so I can't light the ground! " Yan Qing said, "I will take my master with me before it is too late. "Panic, kicked two dead bodies, took a bow, inserted a broadsword, put a stick of fire and water, put Lu Junyi on his back, looked east and walked; 10 to 10 miles, I can't take it with me. I saw a small village shop, went in and found a room to live in; Calling for cooking can satisfy hunger. These two people will have a rest here. It is said that two workers were shot in the Woods in the past, and the nearby president reported to Li Zheng that he had come to Daming House to report the case, and then sent officials down to inspect it, but it was the left-behind workers Dong Chao and Xue Ba. As a response to Liang Zhongshu, he went to Daming Mansion for arrest and observation, and set a date for arresting the murderer. All the officials came to see it. " As for this arrow, seeing was the prodigal Yan Qing. Before it's too late! 』
One or two hundred male workers went to a place and posted notices everywhere, saying that these two elephants told houses and shops in villages and towns far and near that they had been arrested. It is said that Lu Junyi was in the shop with a sore crutch, so he couldn't walk and had to stay there. The bartender heard about the killing business, and no one said anything; Seeing his two photos again, Xiao Er became suspicious, but he went to tell the president of our office: "There are two people in my shop who are so bifurcated. I don't know if they are. " The president wants to be a public. Yan Qing took a bow and went to find some insects and ants nearby to eat. But when I came back, I heard the whole village shouting. When Yan Qing was hiding in the Woods, he saw a hundred people, surrounded by guns and knives, tying Lu Junyi to the car and pushing him over. When Yan Qing wanted to grab it, there was no weapon, only bitterness; He thought to himself, "If I don't report to Song Gongming in the water margin and ask him to save me, wouldn't I miss my master's life?" Take the road at that time. Walking in the middle of the night, hungry, no money around; When I came to a mound where there were many trees, I slept in the Woods until dawn. I was depressed, and I only heard the magpies in the tree. I thought, "If I can shoot it down, the people in the village will need some boiled water to cook, so I have to satisfy my hunger." "Looking up out of the woods, the magpie made a noise towards Yan Qing.
Yan Qing gently took out his bow, secretly asked God to buy divination, looked up to heaven and prayed, saying, "This is the only arrow in Yan Qing! If the owner's life is saved, the arrow will fail to the magpie; If the Lord's command is right, the arrow will fly to the magpie. " Take an arrow and shout "Ruyi Zi, don't miss me!" As soon as the bell rang, it hit the magpie's tail. He took an arrow and shot it directly at the post. Yan Qing strode down from the post, but he didn't see the magpie, but he saw two people coming in front of him: the one in front, wearing a pig's mouth scarf, two gold-clad silver rings behind his head, wearing a fragrant shirt, wearing a gold hairpin on his waist, wearing knee-high soft socks Ma Xie and carrying a Qi Mei stick; Behind, Bai Fanyang wore a hat covered with dust, a tan sweater, a red parcel bag tied around his waist, kicking shoes on his feet, a clothing bag on his back, and a short stick and a big knife across his mouth. These two men are on a par with Yan Qing. Yan Qingzhi turned around and looked at it, thinking, "I'm not traveling around. Why don't I knock them down with two fists and grab the package so that I can go to the water margin? " "With a bow, back. These two just want to walk with their heads down. Yan Qing went after him and punched him in the middle of the back with a felt hat. Throw yourself down. However, when he was waiting to drag and punch the one in front, he was hit by Han's hand, hitting Yan Qing on his right leg and knocking him to the ground. The man behind got up, stepped on Yan Qing, pulled out his broadsword and split the door. Yan Qing shouted, "Great! I might as well die, poor man! " Then Han stopped, raised Yan Qing and asked, "What's your letter?" Yan Qing said, "You ask me why I want to stay? "In front of Han, dragging Yan Qing, but revealing the embroidery on his wrist, he hurriedly asked," Aren't you Yan Qing, the prodigal son of Mr. Lu's family? " Yan Qing thought, "Everything is dead. Just tell him to catch it and do it with the ghost of his master! Service road: "I am Yan Qing, the prodigal son of Mr. Lu! When they saw this scene, they looked at it together and said, "I didn't kill you not long ago, so it's brother Yan Xiaoyi! Do you recognize me? I am Yang Xiong, the leader of the Water Margin. He just tries not to show off. " Yang Xiong said, "My brother and I will be sent to Beijing today to inquire about Mr. Lu. The military adviser and Dean Dai also went down the mountain and waited for the announcement. " Yan Qing said one last thing to Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu. Yang Xiong said, "In that case, brother Xiao Yi and I went to the cabin to report to my brother, so it doesn't make any sense. Shi Xiu said, "You can go to Beijing for information and report back." . "The best." He took the baked wheat cake jerky around him and ate it with Yanqing, carrying Yanqing's package and followed Yang Xiong to the water margin overnight. After seeing Song Jiang, Yan Qing told me the last thing in detail. Sung river was frightened, and all the leaders discussed a good plan. Peter said that Shi Xiu only brought his own clothes and came outside Beijing. It's getting late, so he can't go into town. So he had a night's rest outside the city, had breakfast the next day and went into town. However, everyone sighed and got hurt. Shi Xiu became suspicious. When he came to the city center and asked about each family, I saw an old man reply: "Guest officer, you don't know, I have a rich man in Beijing, such as Mr. Lu. He was robbed by a thief in Liangshan Park, but he escaped, but he was sued and overlapped with Salmon Island. Somehow passers-by broke two workers; Last night, at three o'clock noon today, I came here to behead! Guests can have a look. " Shi Xiu listened, "I have a spoonful of ice water on my head; When I arrived in the city of Cao, I saw only a restaurant. Shi Xiu came to the restaurant and sat down in a pavilion facing the street. The bartender came up and asked, "guest officer, or invite someone, or have a drink alone?" "Shi Xiu opened his strange eyes:" A big bowl of wine, a big piece of meat, just sell it, ask what bird! " The bartender was taken aback. He took two jiao of wine, cut a plate of beef, and ate it in a big bowl in Shi Xiu. After sitting for a while, I heard the noise in the street downstairs. Shi Xiu went out from the window and saw that every household was closed and the shops were closed. The bartender came upstairs and said, "Is the guest officer drunk? Downstairs on business! Forget the wine and go somewhere else! " Shi Xiu said, "I'm afraid of birds! Go down quickly, don't want to ask the master to hit you! The bartender didn't dare to be quiet and went downstairs. After a while, I heard gongs and drums in the street. When Shi Xiu looked out from the balcony window, Hui Zhou surrounded the giving ceremony at the crossroads, with dozens of swords, guns, sticks and executioners. He held Lu Junyi in the front row and knelt down in front of the building. Cai Fuyong holds a magic knife with an iron arm; Cai Qing, a flower, supported the cangue tip and said, "Mr. Lu, be careful. My brother didn't save you. It's so clumsy I've arranged seats for you in the front row of the Five Halls. You can go there to get it together. Then a voice in the crowd shouted, "It's three o'clock at noon. "Open the cangue. Cai Qing stopped early, and Cai Fu pulled out his magic sword early. When the case was read, the card violated. Together. Upstairs, Shi Xiu only nodded, then pulled out his broadsword and shouted, "All the heroes in the water margin are here!" Cai Fu Cai Qing left Mr. Lu, pulling the rope and walked first. Shi Xiu jumped down from upstairs with a steel knife in his hand, killing people like chopping melons and vegetables, killing more than a dozen; Holding Lu Junyi in one hand, he left south.
It turned out that Shi Xiu didn't know the way to Beijing, so he knocked Lu Junyi out and couldn't walk any further. Liang Zhongshu was frightened when he heard the news. He counted the leaders in front of the account, led the troops, and went to close the gate separately. Different before and after, the public will come together. Whatever you say, hero, how to get out of high city? Exactly: separate the land from the toothless claws and fly to the sky for a long time. After all, how did Mr. Lu and Shi Xiu break away? Listen to the next decomposition.