Joyful comedian Yue Yunpeng crosstalk I want to tell the lines
The lines of the cross talk "I Want to Tell the Rules" are as follows:
Yue Yunpeng: Thank you, thank you all, I love you too, thank you (blowing kiss). As a crosstalk actor, you have to study everything.
Sun Yue: That is.
Yue Yunpeng: The most important thing to study is the rules.
Sun Yue: Laws and rules.
Yue Yunpeng: Of course, let me ask you, did you laugh while studying?
Sun Yue: Smile.
Yue Yunpeng: Smile, have you studied smile? (Smile)
Sun Yue: We are talking about laughter, not meanness, you know?
Yue Yunpeng: There is a difference between laughing and being mean.
Sun Yue: What’s the difference?
Yue Yunpeng: This is a smile (pretending to smile)
Sun Yue: How about cheap?
Sun Yue: (put on a mean expression)
Sun Yue: You, you are smiling meanly, I tell you.
Yue Yunpeng: I made you laugh.
Sun Yue: Don’t be ridiculous.
Yue Yunpeng: We were joking just now. There is no big or small thing on stage, but there are rules off stage.
Sun Yue: That’s right.
Yue Yunpeng: For example, in our cross talk, the simplest thing is that we have many rules in our cross talk.
Sun Yue: What are the rules for our cross talk?
Yue Yunpeng: Three years of study and two years of service.
Sun Yue: This is the cross talk master and apprentice.
Yue Yunpeng: I have studied with my master for three years, but my master cannot accept money.
Sun Yue: Eat the master and live with the master.
Yue Yunpeng: My master has never received any money.
Sun Yue: That is, that is.
Yue Yunpeng: Everyone, I have never received any money.
Sun Yue: You, you don’t have any plans.
Yue Yunpeng: Two years of service, and all the money earned in these two years will be given to the master.
Sun Yue: I will serve as a teacher and hand it over to the master.
Yue Yunpeng: Leave it all to Master.
Sun Yue: Doesn’t your master not accept money?
Yue Yunpeng: Two years of service, three quarters and two years left.
Sun Yue: How do you talk about three festivals and two longevity?
Yue Yunpeng: Three festivals, May Festival, August Festival, and Spring Festival. Two birthdays, Master’s birthday and Master’s wife’s birthday.
Sun Yue: Yes.
Yue Yunpeng: And I have to go to see my master and his wife at home. I can’t go empty-handed. I need to get more things. If these things cost less than 2,000 yuan, I can’t get in. If they cost less than 2,000 yuan, he can’t get in. Let the dogs go, my God, the Tibetan Mastiff can bite me.
Sun Yue: Wait a moment, here you are, here you are, pay attention, pay attention.
Yue Yunpeng: Oh my God, I said too much.
Sun Yue: That’s a bit much. Let’s put it this way. The apprentice is going to wish the master a birthday. If he doesn’t know the master’s family.
Yue Yunpeng: No way.
Sun Yue: This is not a good apprentice.
Yue Yunpeng: No, I know my master’s family.
Sun Yue: Do you know Master’s family?
Yue Yunpeng: Of course I know him.
Sun Yue: If you didn’t know me, how could you let the dog bite you?
Yue Yunpeng: It scares me to death. There are rules. There are more rules in TV dramas.
Sun Yue: What are the rules in the TV series?
Yue Yunpeng: The hero told the heroine, wait for me and get married when I come back.
Sun Yue: Yes.
Yue Yunpeng: This male protagonist will definitely die.
Sun Yue: I can’t come back.
Yue Yunpeng: Either I can’t come back or I die. Also, when you cough in the TV series, you just need to cover your mouth with a handkerchief.
Audience: Blood.
Sun Yue: You know it all by looking at it.
Yue Yunpeng: I know everything.
Sun Yue: There is blood when you cover it.
Yue Yunpeng: Wow, you have a TV at home.
Sun Yue: Your family doesn’t have a TV.
Yue Yunpeng: There is blood.
Sun Yue: There is blood when I cough.
Yue Yunpeng: Yes, let’s do a performance (acting cough)
Sun Yue: How does your body look real?
Yue Yunpeng: Look, there is blood (there is no blood on the handkerchief), but there is no blood. I can’t really cough for a beginner. I died here for a while, and he was still watching helplessly.
Sun Yue: The performance is unreal, so do we have to cough up blood?
Yue Yunpeng: This is a rule. You cannot break its rules.
Sun Yue: No, if you cough, don’t come out and let me take a look. If you change, you have to cough up blood. What do you mean?
Yue Yunpeng: Change it.
Sun Yue: Yes, yes, you cough something else and I’ll listen to what you hear.
Yue Yunpeng: (cough) This is QQ.
Sun Yue: Who asked you? Is QQ reasonable?
Yue Yunpeng: Cough out my dentures again.
Sun Yue: This doesn’t look good.
Yue Yunpeng: Just perform it and it’s over.
Sun Yue: Yes, yes.
Yue Yunpeng: For example, in a TV series, when a seriously ill patient wakes up, do you know what to say?
Sun Yue: I don’t know.
Yue Yunpeng: I will give you a show.
Sun Yue: I just love performing this.
Yue Yunpeng: For example, let’s say I am seriously ill.
Sun Yue: I can see it.
Yue Yunpeng: I have been in a coma for several days.
Audience: (laughing)
Sun Yue: I am so happy when I wake up from a serious illness.
Yue Yunpeng: That’s the eldest sister, hehehehe. (The performing patient wakes up and stretches out his hand)
Sun Yue: What do you want?
Yue Yunpeng: Water. Remember it?
Sun Yue: It’s true, it’s true. I usually wake up and ask for water.
Yue Yunpeng: Yes, we need water.
Sun Yue: We are serious and want to order something else.
Yue Yunpeng: One more time.
Sun Yue: Come with something else, come with something else.
Yue Yunpeng: (The patient wakes up and stretches out his hand)
Sun Yue: What do you want?
Yue Yunpeng: Selfie. (Selfie during the performance) Even taking a selfie. ?
... , a Chinese mainland film and television actor, and is known as the "Four Young Masters of Deyun" together with Sun Yue, Zhu Yunfeng, and Yan Yunda.
Reference: Baidu Encyclopedia_Yue Yunpeng