Requesting funny Three Kingdoms jokes
Cao Cao: My territory is huge.
Sun Quan: My family is big.
Kong Ming: I have great ambitions.
Ma Su: I have a big idea.
Liu Bei: I have big tears.
Cao Cao: Guo Jia, how do you think we should deal with it?
Liu Bei: Kong Ming, how do you want to deal with it?
Sun Quan: Zhou Yu, how do you think we should handle it?
Lu Bu: Diao Chan, what do you think we should do?
Cao Cao: I am the Seventh Son of Jian'an.
Liu Biao: I am the Eight Great Masters of Jingxiang.
Han Sui: I have eight cavalry under my banner.
Liu Bei: I am one of the Five Tiger Generals.
Emperor Ling: I am the ten constant attendants.
Guan Yu: The green dragon and the moon shine with cold light!
Liu Bei: The sword splits into two parts and cuts in all directions!
Zhang Fei: Holding a snake spear with pride!
Lu Bu: You three brothers will come together.
Zhao Yun: A million troops rescued Adou.
Guan Yu: Kill Yan Liang and punish Wen Chou.
Zhang Fei: A roar in front of Dangyang Bridge.
Dian Wei: Where is my guy? !
Wang: My husband is an adulterer.
Qiao: My husband is handsome.
Sun: My husband Ren.
Cai Wenji: I have many husbands.
Guan Yu: I am the Qinglong Yanyue Sword.
Liu Bei: I have a male and a female sword.
Cao Cao: I can’t get out of the sky, who can compete with me?
Wang Yun: Return the Seven Star Sword to me first!
Kong Ming: I am in an empty city.
Zhao Yun: I have an empty camp.
Jiang Wei: Oops, the rear is empty!
Liu Bei: I have many sons.
Sun Quan: I have many sons.
Cao Cao: I have many sons.
Sima Yi: You don’t need too many good ones, one is worth ten.
Zhang Jiao: I have many fans.
Liu Bei: I endure a lot of hardships.
Sun Quan: I have many talents.
Cao Cao: I pick up a lot of girls.
Zhang Xiu: Brothers, I’m twitching.
Guan Yu: Come, find me the Spring and Autumn Period.
Zhang Fei: Come, find me a jar of good wine.
Cao Cao: Anmin, find me a pretty girl.
Queen Fu: Hey, I married a puppet.
Sun Shangxiang: Hey, I married an old man.
Ms. Zhen: Hey, it would be great to marry my brother-in-law.
Yuan Shao: The Battle of Guandu, hey...
Cao Cao: The Battle of Chibi, hey...
Liu Bei: The Burning Company Camp, hey... .
Yu Jin: The water flooded the seven armies, alas...
Guan Yu: Defeated Maicheng, alas...
Meng Huo: If you have the guts, you can do it again Let me go once!
Yuan Shao: I am the hero of Hebei.
Sun Ce: I am the hero of Jiangdong.
Ma Teng: I am the hero of Xiliang.
Liu Biao: I am the hero of Jingxiang.
Cao Cao: There are only two heroes in the world.
Liu Bei: It’s thundering. Please collect your clothes when it rains.
Lu Bu: I am strong.
Zhang Fei: I am strong.
Ma Chao: I am strong.
Hua Xiong: I am strong.
Guan Yu: Sample, seeking death.
Zhang Liao: I surrender.
Pound: I surrender.
Ma Chao: I surrender.
Huang Zhong: I surrender.
Lu Bu: I surrender.
Liu Bei: Surrender? Have you asked me? !
Kong Rong: I’ll give in to the pear.
Yang Xiu: I am useless.
Hua Tuo: I will open the skull.
Mi Heng: I ran naked.
Cao Cao: It’s all clicking!
Cao Cao: I will unify the north.
Liu Bei: I will rule Western Shu.
Sun Quan: I am based in Jiangnan.
Sima Zhao: You all go down.