Looking for some funny jokes

1. When I was crossing the road, I encountered a red light. My friend wanted to go forward, so I stopped him: "Wait for the light, wait for the light!" My friend turned around and said to me disdainfully: "Just wait for the light." You have Intel!”

2 The most unreliable person in the world: the male weather forecast announcer of CCTV because 1. CCTV 2. Weather forecast 3. Men

2. The most unreliable person: The male weather forecast announcer of CCTV because 1. CCTV 2. Weather forecast 3. Men

3. It was said that a colleague had to work the night shift emergency department (10 p.m.-7 a.m.), I went to a small restaurant for a late-night snack at 9pm. A gangster at the same table didn't like my colleague and made rude remarks. The colleague got into a fight and got into a fight. The neighbor quickly separated the two of them. The gangster's mouth was dirty, so the colleague said casually. The last sentence: Don't let me touch you. If I touch you, you won't know how to die!

In the middle of the night, a man was brought in who had been slashed. It was not very deep and could only be healed with a slit. At first glance, it was the gangster from the night...

My colleague asked politely: Do you remember me? The gangster nodded, not daring to say a word, and then his colleague asked politely: Do you want anesthesia? The gangster thought for a long time... shook his head...

4. Speaking of world peace, Ultraman was going to school, but on the first day of school, the teacher died. Why? . . Because when the teacher asks the first question, he habitually says: Ask the classmates to raise their hands to answer. When Ultraman raised his hand, uh~ the teacher died.

5. When my brother recalled his primary school life, he talked about a female classmate who got out of the car in front of him and described her as "ink marks (i.e., ink marks, extremely slow)"

At that time, he This is what it said: "She was ink-stained, ink-stained"

And this is what I heard: "She touched my cock, touched my cock"

Then I laughed and replied: "It's quite open."

6 The male colleague said to the female colleague: I put three hundred yuan on the ground, and you pick it up and let me insert it at the same time, okay? The female colleague couldn't make up her mind, so she called her husband. Her husband thought: How long will it take, so he agreed. Half an hour later, the husband called his wife, only to hear her panting and saying: That pervert, all he put was coins.