Gulliver's Travels has three volumes and six chapters, with about 300 words. Answer quickly and make up quickly.

Re-describe the Academy of Sciences-The author put forward several suggestions for improvement, which was honored to be adopted.

I was left out in the cold at the school of political designers. It seems to me that the professors have completely lost their minds, and that scene has always made me feel sad. These unhappy people put forward their ideas there, trying to persuade the monarch to choose his favorite person according to wisdom, talent and virtue; I want to teach ministers to consider the public interest; I will reward those who have made meritorious deeds, outstanding talents and outstanding contributions; I want to guide the king to recognize his real interests on the basis of the same interests as the people; Want to select qualified people to work in relevant positions; There are many other crazy and impossible strange ideas that people have never thought of before. This makes me believe the old saying even more: no matter how exaggerated and absurd things are, there are always some philosophers who insist that they are true.

But to be fair to these people in the Academy of Sciences, I have to admit that they are not all illusions. There is an extremely clever doctor who seems to be completely proficient in the nature and system of the government. This outstanding figure is very good at using his knowledge, and he has found effective treatments for the ills and corrupt behaviors that are easy to be committed by various public administrative organs. On the one hand, these ills are caused by the sins or faults of the rulers, on the other hand, they are also caused by the lawlessness of the rulers. For example, all writers and theorists agree that the human body and the political system are generally similar, so both the human body and the political system must be kept healthy, and at the same time, both can be cured with one prescription. Isn't that clear? Everyone admits that senators and officials of the Privy Council often make long speeches, emotional impulses and other issues; They have many ideological problems, but most of them are heart diseases; There will be severe convulsions, and the nerves and muscles of both hands will contract painfully, especially the right hand; Sometimes it will add fuel to the fire, my stomach will swell, I will be dizzy and talk nonsense. There will also be lymphadenoma full of stench and pus; The foam at the mouth flies directly to the ground, warming the sour stomach; Eating will have an appetite like a dog but indigestion; There are many other diseases, so I won't list them one by one. Therefore, the doctor suggested that several doctors should be invited to attend the meeting three days before each senator's meeting; After the debate every day, they will take the pulse for each senator; After careful consideration, we discussed the nature of various problems and their solutions. Then on the fourth day, we took the pharmacist and prepared the corresponding medicine to report to the Senate. Before the members are seated, they should be given sedatives and laxatives according to their illness. Cleaning agent, corrosive agent, brain tonic, palliative agent, laxative agent, headache agent, jaundice agent. Expectorants and ear washes, and then decide whether to take it again, replace it or stop using it according to the nature and function of the drugs.

This plan will not cause any big burden to the public. In my humble opinion, in countries where senators participate in legislation, it will be of great benefit to improve work efficiency, bring unity and shorten debate time. It can make a few silent people talk and make many people who have been talking shut up; Can curb the temper of young people, can let the elderly not always self-righteous; It can awaken the dull and make the bold cautious.

Also, because everyone complains that the king's favorite has a bad memory, the doctor suggested that anyone who meets the prime minister and reports his official business simply and clearly should twist the minister's nose, kick his stomach, step on his corns, hold his ears and pull three times, or poke his ass with a pin, or twist his arm black and blue. This is all in case he can't remember things. Come here every court day from now on until things are done well or resolutely not handled.

He also pointed out that every senator attending the grand national assembly, after expressing his opinions and defending them, must cast a vote completely opposite to his own opinions, because if he does, the result will definitely be beneficial to the public.

If there are fierce disputes between political parties in a country, he has come up with a wonderful way to mediate them. The method is as follows: Pick out 100 leading figures from each side and pair them with avatars of similar size, one for each side; Then ask two skilled surgeons to saw off the occipital part of each pair of bigwigs at the same time, and pay attention to the fact that the brains must be equally divided when sawing. Interchange the cut occipital parts and put them on each other's heads. The operation must be done accurately, but the professor assured us that its curative effect is absolutely reliable as long as the operation is done skillfully and neatly. He argued that if you put two and a half heads into a person's skull to argue about things now, you will soon reach an agreement, so that you can be calm. Thinking in an orderly way. How I hope that those who think they are here to see the world and dominate the world movement can think calmly and orderly! As for the difference in quality and size between the heads of the two leaders, the doctor assured us that, as far as he knows, it was really insignificant.

I heard a heated debate between two professors. They are arguing: what should be the most convenient and effective way to raise funds without causing people suffering? The first one said that the fairest way is to levy a certain tax on crimes and disgraceful acts, and the total amount of tax payable by everyone will be judged fairly and reasonably by a jury composed of its neighbors. The other holds the opposite view: if someone boasts of his physical and intellectual talent and thinks he is self-righteous, he should levy taxes. The amount of taxes should be determined according to his outstanding ability, but it is entirely up to him. The man who is most favored by the opposite sex should pay the highest tax. As for the amount of tax, it depends on the number of times he is favored and the nature of love. They are allowed to testify for themselves on this point. He also suggested that for smart, brave and polite people, heavy taxes should be imposed, as should the taxation method; How smart, brave and polite, let everyone speak for themselves. However, as for honor, justice, wisdom and learning, there is no need to tax them, because these qualities are so rare that no one will admit that people around them have these qualities and they don't pay attention to them.

He advocates that women should pay taxes according to their beauty and dressing skills. In this respect, they can enjoy the same privileges as men, that is, how to be beautiful and how to dress up is up to them. But loyalty, moral integrity, good discrimination and gentleness are not taxed, because they simply can't afford to pay taxes.

In order to make the senator always serve the interests of the royal family, he suggested that members get positions by drawing lots. Everyone must take an oath first to ensure that whether they win or not, they will bid to support the court; In this way, the next time there is an official vacancy, those who don't win the lottery can draw lots again. Since they still have hope, no one will complain that the court has broken its promise. Once disappointed, they have to completely blame their own fate, and the shoulders of fate are always wider and stronger than those of cabinet members, and they can bear failure.

Another professor showed me a big book about how to discover anti-government conspiracy. He suggested that great politicians should check all suspicious people to see when they eat and which side they face when they sleep. Which hand is used to wipe your ass; We should strictly check their feces, and judge their thoughts and plans from the color, smell, taste, concentration and digestion degree of feces, because no one thinks more seriously, carefully and intently than when urinating, which he discovered after countless experiments; At this time, if he used to think about the best way to assassinate the king, the feces would be green; But if he only plans to rebel or burn the capital, the color of the feces will be very different.

This paper is very sharp, and many ideas are both interesting and useful to politicians, but I think some places are not perfect. I took the liberty of telling the author about it and suggested that I could give him some supplementary advice if he wanted. He accepted my suggestion with pleasure; This is very rare among writers, especially among designers. He expressed his willingness to listen to my other opinions.

I told him that I had spent some time in the kingdom of Trebbi. The locals call this country Langdon. Most people there are made up of detectives, witnesses, informers, plaintiffs, prosecutors, witnesses, cursers and some of their minions. They are sheltered, guided and subsidized by ministers and deputy ministers. In that kingdom, conspiracies are usually made by those who try to improve their status as great politicians. They tried to revive a crumbling government, suppress or divert people's discontent, put confiscated property into their own pockets, and tried to influence public opinion to satisfy their own self-interest as much as possible. They first reached an agreement to decide which suspicious elements should be accused of conspiracy, then took effective measures to find their letters and documents, and then imprisoned them and handed them over to a group of experts who could skillfully find mysterious meanings from words, syllables and letters. For example, they will decipher the meaning of "toilet" as "Privy Council"; "A flock of geese" means "Senate"; "lame dog" means "invader"; "Idiot" means "-"[note]; "Plague" means "standing army"; "Vulture" means "minister"; "Gout" means "chief sacrifice"; "gallows" means "minister of state"; "chamber pot" refers to the "aristocratic Committee"; "Screen" means "maid-in-waiting"; "broom" means "revolution"; "mousetrap" means "official position"; "bottomless pit" refers to the "Ministry of Finance"; "Sewer" means "imperial court"; "The bell hat worn by comedians" means "favorite"; "Broken reed" means "court"; "Empty bucket" means "general"; "Sore" means "administrative organ"

If this method does not work. They have two other more effective methods, which are called "switch crossword puzzle" and "inverted crossword puzzle" by scholars there. In the first method, they can explain the political meaning of the first letter of all words. Therefore, n stands for "conspiracy", b stands for "a cavalry regiment" and l stands for "sea fleet". Otherwise, they can use the second method, by reversing the spelling order of letters on suspicious documents, to uncover the deepest hidden conspiracy of political parties dissatisfied with the authorities. For example, if I say in a letter to a friend, "Our Tom brother recently got hemorrhoids." A person who is good at this, at the same time, those letters in that sentence, after his analysis, will become the following words: "resist!" " The plot is mature. Tower. "This is the inverted crossword puzzle.

The professor thanked me very much for giving him these opinions and promised to mention my name in his paper as a sign of respect.

I don't want to live in this country anymore, so I decided to go back to my hometown in England.