Make fun of humorous sentences
Humor comes from life, and sometimes some things make girls feel very unhappy. An important principle is to make girls happy, so we can say some interesting sentences. Let's share humorous sentences below.
Humorous sentence 1 1, you must have enough strength, and your principles and bottom line will be respected. Happy birthday!
2. I still say so, wishing myself a happy birthday.
I hope the previous unhappiness is the foreshadowing of future surprises.
4. I wish I was so self-reliant and didn't need to be spoiled and used! But I'm lucky enough that someone hurts and someone loves me.
5, every ordinary day has a little happiness, wish yourself a happy birthday!
6. Be good to yourself, because no one will treat you as the world.
7. Today is my birthday. Nong should go back to the nest to take pictures early!
8. May this day, which belongs to you completely, bring you happiness, and may the future days be icing on the cake!
9. Thank your mother, wish yourself a happy birthday, and wish yourself happiness, happiness and well-being in the future.
10, whether it's birthday or broken egg day, get out! I'm still young, and I don't want to be so old!
1 1, bless yourself, because you know, you are compassionate.
12, you are the most beautiful gift when I was 18 years old. I will keep you in my life!
13, I wish myself a happy birthday and healthy and happy every day in the future.
14, today's birthday, only Tencent remembers, let me talk about something.
15, starting today, you should seize the goal and stop muddling along.
16, the annual transformation, wish me a happy birthday!
17, be nice to yourself, because only he knows your joys and sorrows.
18, as long as we are still 18 years old, we will have a bright future!
19, if the heart is sunny, spring blossoms. Thank you for wasting my time with me.
20, one year older, don't frown, you will always be 18 years old in your heart!
2 1, years old, gaudy age, there is always inexplicable sadness.
22. 18 years old, I can't help but find myself more mature.
23, a person's birthday, we often boast of friends circle, in reality, we haven't seen each other for a long time.
24. May I be heartless and happy.
25. I hope my future life will be full of surprises and no accidents. Happy birthday to myself.
26. May sunshine bring me happiness and light. Happy birthday to myself.
27. Time is a trip that never comes back. The good and the bad are all landscapes. Happy birthday to yourself!
28. Roots are underground branches and branches are roots in the sky. Happy birthday to myself.
29, years old, but standing age, a beautiful age, wish me a happy birthday and happiness.
30. May I leave the rest of my life and return as a teenager. Happy birthday to myself!
3 1, may you and I be happy every year!
32. There is nothing to be satisfied with. Don't always think about you in the future. Happy birthday!
33. May the years pay off, and may I be treated gently by the world.
May I be well, even if it has nothing to do with me in the future.
Only the system loves me. Remember my birthday.
Tomorrow, someone will know my birthday and give me a big hug.
Today is my birthday. I only received four happy birthday sentences. Maybe they all forgot.
38. Thank everyone who appears in my life! My birthday, I wish you happiness!
39. I want to be 18 years old, full of vigor, sunny and healthy.
40. Happy, beautiful, thin and rich. Happy birthday to yourself.
A humorous remark 2 1. If you don't reply, you are herding cattle. If you don't reply all the time, you will lose the cow.
The mobile phone is in the hand of the class teacher, so it is urgent to talk about the contract with the principal in advance.
3. Connect the signal of the Magic Elf Castle. Please leave a message if you have something important.
4. Tip: You haven't paid attention to your cuteness for a long time.
The computer is poisoned, and I'm on my way to repair it for you.
6. Hello, I'm Xiao Wang. If you admit that I am your father, now you are the little prince.
Stay here and don't move. I will buy you some oranges.
8. I'm sorry, I think you are too beautiful to reply to you.
9. I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.
10, I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to sleep.
1 1. I was busy, sleepy and helpless, and decided to jump off the building.
12. If you don't reply, you have been herding cattle. If you don't reply, you have lost the cow.
13. When the wine is finished, you can refill it. If it is used up, can I renew it?
14, sorry, because the other party is too good, the account has been officially deleted.
15, the subscriber you dialed is still in the bathroom, please send him toilet paper later!
16. This man went to another planet and will bring you stars and the moon when he comes back.
17. This person has been missing for many days. If there is an emergency, please use the call.
18, alas, you are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.
19, sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not answered at the moment, please redial later.
20. If you want to fall in love, please continue to leave a message. If not, go out and turn right.
2 1, sorry, I'm not here now, and I don't want to contact you in the future.
22, don't worry, little cute is on the way, please wait patiently.
23. God, God, my head hurts. Please give it to a foot kiss.
24, literati hiding in the network, waiting for beauty; Escape from the complexity of the world makes me speechless all day.
25. If you want the host to be away, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep.
26. I went to the back hill to discuss eating Tang Priest with the old demon in Montenegro. Wait till I get back.
27, quit, because the teacher is fighting with the goddess Chang 'e, I will go to Gaolaozhuang to find you later.
28, alas-you are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.
29.are you looking for my boss? Let me tell you to eat potato chips. I want lemon and cucumber flavors.
30. I miss you, not just today, but today I really can't hold back.
3 1, I went to another planet and will bring you stars and the moon when I come back.
32. Now I'm dancing in the laser rain with the spirit guy, so I'll take a jack-o'-lantern home and bring you some betel nuts.
33, so take the initiative to find me, want to be my girlfriend, the default time not to pick up?
34. My present position: WC; Posture: squat; Face: convulsion; Status: hard.
35. You are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.
36. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not in right now. Please contact Pikachu if you need anything. Thank you for your cooperation.
37. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.
38. This machine has been set to vibrate. Please be careful what you say, it will damage my machine. See if I hit you!
39. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.
40. I swim in the Pacific Ocean in winter. When I find my way home, I will give you an Ollie back.
4 1, hello, this is XXX's automatic reply, and now he is not here, that's all I have to say.
42. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!
43. Your mail is being processed. A moment, please. If there is no response for a long time, please restart your phone!
44. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for your use! The owner's inflatable doll.
In fact, I was not fat when I was a child. Really, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, because my eyes are always helplessly removed from you.
3. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning packets.
4. I wake up every morning thinking that my grandfather quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual after twenty minutes.
5, now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many people who are not men and women now!
6. What happens if you don't use a brown reagent bottle and a brown burette to hold silver nitrate?
7. It's not that I'm a playboy, but that I'm too attached to every girl and don't mind you calling me affectionate!
8. I just slapped my wallet, but it was nothing. I just hope it will swell up.
9. Does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy of those who secretly love me. Say your love.
10, years later, sigh, those two teenagers: a stunning time, a gentle time.
1 1. I used to be a schoolmaster, but I was curious about the world of slag. When I went in to look, I got lost.
12, there is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss.
13, there may be a few women who don't eat, and none of them are jealous.
14. We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.
15, I love you. Sometimes, you hit me and scold me, and I bear it. I do not love you anymore. Please touch me again.
16. If butterflies want to fly in the garden, they must first endure the pain of breaking with pupae.
17, half-life became an elderly man, breaking his study alone and whistling in the evening wind. The pearls at the bottom of the pen have nowhere to sell, but they are thrown into wild vines.
18, I just want to go shopping, cook, watch TV and live a simple life with myself.
19, the sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater! If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li!
20, work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.
2 1. Face the past with the least regret. Face the present with the least waste. Face the future with the most dreams.
22. For warriors, poverty, illness, embarrassment, blame and cynicism, all oppression are the driving force for progress.
23. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.
24. It's best not to fantasize about anything at sunset, but to work at sunrise.
25. Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, dare to struggle and take the lead. This is the real warrior.
26. It's sweet when I miss you. When I cry, I miss your fragrance and hold me, which gives my heart sustenance.
27. Youth is like a skunk. You think you have caught its tail, but what you smell is just a fart.
28. Self-motivated at work, rich in interpersonal skills, and able to get along with friends around me.
29. Be good to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life!
30. One day, I looked in the mirror and found that I actually fell in love with myself! Terribly handsome!