Is the old naughty boy really stupid or is he wise and foolish?
The Old Naughty Boy’s Great Wisdom and Foolishness Guo Jing has been in trouble recently and has a headache.
In the past few years, the Qin Beast Co., Ltd. founded by Ouyang Feng has been booming and has great influence in the world. Ouyang Feng was engaged in animal husbandry, and Huang Yaoshi was engaged in forestry and fruit industry. They were originally unrelated matters. Because Huang Yaoshi's land use period on Taohua Island had expired, Ouyang Feng took a look at Taohua Island, a geomantic treasure land. For a long time, I wanted to take the opportunity to win over this piece of land. Everyone on earth knows that Ouyang Feng's nephew Ouyang Ke is engaged in real estate development. If Peach Blossom Island falls into the hands of this guy, it will be a disaster. The fools at the United Nations just listened to Xidu's words and ignored the matter of Japan's admission to the permanent membership. They sent a special international inspection team, led by Xiao Zhao of Persia, to inspect and evaluate the two companies. They will pass Three questions will be asked to determine the ownership of the right to use Peach Blossom Island.
When he first proposed to Huang Rong, Guo Jing and Ouyang Ke fought for eighteen rounds and finally succeeded in passing the three test questions given by Huang Yaoshi. However, he later suffered from the sequela of exam fear. As soon as he heard that the exam was coming, he As for the headache and dizziness, if Huang Rong was around, the degree of dizziness would be reduced by more than half. It happened that Huang Rong was studying horticulture at Wageningen University in the Netherlands and there was no one around her who could give her advice. This worried Guo Jing so much that he practiced his best Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms every morning, repeating the first one over and over again. : A proud dragon has regrets.
Guo Jing approached Mr. Huang to discuss the matter. After handing over the Taohua Island property to his daughter and son-in-law, Huang Yaoshi focused on the research of ships. Before Guo Jing could finish reporting the matter, Huang Yaoshi's eyes widened and he said with evil intent: "If they dare to make an international joke, I will make sure they never come back. Don't ask me, I am an expert in making ships leak in this world!" What Huang Yaoshi did was evil. This is absolutely unavoidable. After all, Xiao Zhao is also an international friend, and coupled with her relationship with Zhang Wuji, deputy director-general of the United Nations World Health Organization, if something really happens, Taohua Island will not be able to afford it.
Huang Yaoshi ignored the matter. Except for Zhou Botong, the island was full of mute servants. He really couldn't think of a way, so Guo Jing had to ask the old naughty boy Zhou Botong to discuss countermeasures. After discussing with Zhou Botong, Guo Jing didn't have any hope because Zhou Botong had a problem with his IQ. A few years ago, Huang Rong found a set of IQ test questions from somewhere and conducted the test on the whole island. Huang Rong scored the highest, with 148 points; Huang Yaoshi followed closely, with 139 points; Guo Jing was incomparable with them, with 86 points. It was still the result of intensive training under Huang Rong's careful guidance. But what comforted Guo Jing was that Zhou Botong was one point lower than himself, with a score of 85. According to Huang Rong, a score of 61 to 85 is considered mildly mentally retarded. Guo Jing went out of his way to comfort the old naughty boy. The old naughty boy looked retarded and indifferent, which really made Guo Jing feel sorry for him for a long time. This time, Guo Jing prepared for the worst, treating a dead horse as a living horse doctor, and tried to coax the old naughty boy Zhou Botong into taking the blame no matter what.
Unexpectedly, coaxing the old naughty boy to participate in this game was much easier than Guo Jing imagined. In exchange, Guo Jing promised the old naughty boy that after winning, he would accompany the old naughty boy to KFC to ride the slide. It seems that it is easy to feel comfortable dealing with comrades with lower IQs than yourself.
The international inspection team landed on Taohua Island on April 1. Even a weak-minded person can tell without taking a second look that the Ouyang family has made careful preparations and is determined to win. The cheerleaders brought their own, and they were cheerleaders from the famous Ding Chunqiu Xingxiu Advertising Company. They brought their own firecrackers for the celebration, and even prepared banners. Although Guo Jing only caught a glimpse of the words "Qin Beast" and "Must Win" before and after him, there was no need to guess, it must be "Qin Beast Company Must Win", which was the same as the words plastered on the foreheads of the cheerleaders.
The exam kicked off in a serious and tense atmosphere. First, the examiner Xiao Zhao announced the discipline of the examination room. Xiao Zhao specifically emphasized that in times of peace, a gentleman should talk but not take action, and martial arts moves should not be brought into the examination room. Friendship comes first, and competition comes second. Guo Jing only cried out for injustice in his heart. Wasn't this misleading the old naughty boy? Looking at the players on both sides, Ouyang Ke was gearing up. Although he was a little nervous, he looked proud and played with the folding fan in his hand leisurely. Zhou Botong scratched his head and scratched his head, not nervous, looking naive, playing with his fingers when he had nothing to play with.
The requirements of the first competition are to talk about their own products, to win based on quantity and quality, and to compare the characteristics and advantages of their respective products. Ouyang Kehai boasts that his snake gallbladders are produced in the Western Region, where there is no environmental pollution. They are natural and pollution-free, and are beneficial to all ages. The largest snake gallbladder is as big as a volleyball! I have applied for Guinness World Records and the certificate will be issued before the end of the year.
Ouyang Ke made a special gesture, and Ouyang Feng nodded happily. Guo Jing was shocked. The old naughty boy's bragging skills were not on the same level as Ouyang Ke's. If the old naughty boy imitated Ouyang Ke, Huang Yaoshi would have been prepared to burn the boat when he compared the size of peaches. If the evil spirit came up, he would follow the old naughty boy. Will the naughty boy cooperate? The more worried Zhou Botong became, the old naughty boy did this. Carrying Huang Yaoshi on his back, he made a big circle to everyone, as big as a basketball, and said: "Our Peach Blossom Island relies on scientific and technological progress, and the peaches we cultivate are generally like this." "Big, we didn't apply for the record because Taozi's size is growing every year. It's too troublesome and boring to ask him to record it." What Guo Jing was worried about still happened, and the old naughty boy imitated Ouyang Ke. , turned to Huang Yaoshi and asked: "Are the peaches we cultivated so big?" Guo Jing closed his eyes in pain, but Huang Yaoshi said disdainfully: "Well, are you kidding, they are bigger than that!!" Guo Jing When he opened his eyes, he saw that the peach that the old naughty boy gestured to Huang Yaoshi was only the size of a table tennis ball. Everyone knows that Huang Yaoshi never speaks falsely, but as soon as this statement came out, the whole audience was shocked.
Just when Guo Jing thought he was sure of victory in the first game, Xiao Zhao asked both parties to produce physical evidence as evidence. Ouyang Ke brought out a few snake gallbladders as big as eggs, but Guo Jing couldn't even bring out peaches as big as quail eggs. All the peaches on the island were made by Huang Yaoshi! In this round, Peach Blossom Island was defeated.
The second game is still related to the products of both parties, who has the best wine. Guo Jing secretly breathed a sigh of relief. There would be no problem of not being able to produce the product this time. Hong Qigong is one of the specially invited judges this time. It seems that Xiao Zhao and his gang are not hopelessly corrupt. But when Hong Qigong drank the peach blossom wine from this store and the snake gall wine from that store, he only nodded his head. When he was asked to comment, he was drunk and even unconscious. Xiao Zhao waved his hand and said: "Which restaurant's wine is better this time? It seems that we can't let people who are greedy for drinking. Kungfu is not about wine. Let's compete to see who can't drink the most, and which restaurant is rated as the worst. , whichever one wins."
Ouyang Ke was good at blowing, and everyone present thought he was a teetotaler, and the old naughty boy nodded repeatedly after hearing this. Ouyang Ke was playing hard when he suddenly saw the old naughty boy staggering and falling to the ground. Everyone thought that Zhou Botong was out of anger and that Peach Blossom Island would definitely lose this battle. Huang Yaoshi shook his head and reached out to touch the remote control in his pocket. As long as he clicked lightly, all the mute servants on the island would go straight to Xidu's ship. After everyone's first aid, Zhou Botong woke up faintly. Guo Jing asked in surprise what was going on. Zhou Botong's face turned red: "You know I can't drink...drink. I just saw a mute servant walking over there carrying a bottle of wine." , I got drunk...I passed out!" Everyone was shocked, this is the person who can't drink the most in the world. The remote control in Huang Yaoshi's hand was wet. He regretted missing another opportunity to take revenge on Ouyang Feng, so he said angrily: "That's not wine, it's Shanxi mature vinegar." Zhou Botong said: "Haha, what did I say? Not too drunk, but still smells sour." Without a doubt, Zhou Botong won the second game.
In the third decisive game, the sky suddenly changed, thunder and lightning struck, and heavy raindrops fell. Everyone hurried to the rain shelter on the beach, and Ouyang Ke showed off his family's toad jumping skill. , only Zhou Botong walked slowly towards the rain shelter.
Xiao Zhao held up two bottles and said: "The third round is a multiple-choice question. There are two bottles here. One contains a prescription for a special medicine to treat bird flu; the other is to eliminate peach blossom miasma. The secret recipe to restrain love luck." The two contestants stared blankly, but they saw Xiao Zhao throwing the two bottles into the sea, "Please listen to the question..."
There was a splash, Zhou Botong performed a beautiful 407B move with a difficulty factor of 3.5, flipping inward for three and a half weeks, bending his body, and falling into the sea. His aerial movements were perfect, and the effect of entering the water was very good. Before Ouyang Ke could understand, the old naughty boy ran ashore, dripping wet, grabbing two bottles.
Xiao Zhao announced: "Zhou Botong's answer is absolutely correct! He won with an absolute advantage." There is no need to elaborate on the old naughty boy's cheers, and there is no need to elaborate on Ouyang Keru's injury. The most eye-catching one is Xingxiu Advertising Company The cheerleading team abandoned their banner and changed their slogan: "People from Peach Blossom Island, Goethe world, powerful throughout the world, unparalleled in ancient and modern times!"
According to the regulations, the old naughty boy should give a victory speech. Everyone, including the Ouyang family, strongly asked the old naughty boy to talk about how he came up with the answer, and the answer was very accurate.
Zhou Botong looked shy. Guo Jing and others repeatedly promised that they would never tell Huang Rong the answer. Zhou Botong pulled his little fingers with everyone very seriously before telling everyone the reason. Zhou Botong's motive for jumping into the sea made Guo Jing and others laugh so hard that they almost lost their breath, and Ouyang Feng and others were so angry that they almost lost their breath.
"It was a piece of urine that defeated the Ouyang family!" Zhou Botong said astonishingly. After two games, Zhou Botong gradually entered the state, but forgot one important thing, peeing! But the game is at a critical moment. In order to play happily after the game, the old naughty boy has to endure it even if it is unbearable. He has always been very dedicated to the things he plays. God just happened to help the old naughty boy. The weather suddenly changed and heavy rain was coming. After careful analysis, the old naughty boy made a decision: pee in his pants! It's going to rain anyway, and no one will notice if you get wet. Another point is that the old naughty boy is most afraid of snakes, but the poisonous snake is most afraid of urine. Peeing in the pants not only solves the problem of internal urgency, but also prevents poisonous snakes from biting people. It serves multiple purposes. Unexpectedly, the weather did not go as planned, and it just sprinkled a few symbolic raindrops. The old naughty boy's shirt was not wet at all, but his pants were all wet. When he was in trouble, he saw Xiao Zhao throwing two bottles into the sea, so he took the opportunity. Jumping into the sea, he unexpectedly missed the mark and finally won the game.
Zhou Botong won the victory with no danger. Guo Jing and Huang Yaoshi specially took time to play with the old naughty boy for three whole days. Zhou Botong excitedly performed the stunt of fighting with both hands, setting off firecrackers with one hand and flying a kite with the other. Huang Yaoshi deliberately played several stone bullet games with him, with Guo Jing as the referee. Huang Yaoshi lost miserably without cheating.
Soon, Huang Rong will come back. Guo Jing reported the matter to Huang Rong. When Guo Jing introduced the first scene, Huang Rong smiled; when Guo Jing introduced the second scene, Huang Rong laughed twice; when Guo Jing introduced the third scene, Huang Rong burst into laughter. Guo Jing said: "Since you went to study abroad, your patience has become worse and worse. I haven't even told you the funnier things, but you are laughing like this. Unfortunately, I had a fight with the old naughty boy and couldn't tell The real reason why you, the old naughty boy, won the competition."
Huang Rong said with a smile: "The old naughty boy must have told you that it was because he peed in his pants, right?" Guo Jing was surprised, thinking that the old naughty boy would take everything away. I told Huang Rong that the old naughty boy was too unkind. Huang Rong tried her best to stop laughing: "You have all been tricked by the old naughty boy!!"
Guo Jing was puzzled. Huang Rong said: "Remember what happened when we roasted sheep on Mingxia Island, which is also called Yagui Island by Master Hong, and on the urine-eating island, and Hong Qigong peed some urine for Xidu to eat? It was so embarrassing Xidu was so miserable that he even boasted that the cooked lamb was delicious; do you still remember the good show you and Hong Qigong did on the sail? The snake that caused Xidu died miserably. I talked about it with gusto every time, not paying attention to the old naughty boy's face at all. Not only did he not mention his masterpiece of teasing our father and Ouyang Feng with urine, but he never forgot to say the last sentence every time, "It's a pity that the old naughty boy was raped by the West." The poison forced him to jump into the sea...'You used urine to play poison twice, but the old naughty boy only did it once. The old naughty boy was so angry and greedy that he finally got the chance this time. Naturally, he wanted to make up something related to urine to piss off Ouyang Feng."
Guo Jing was confused when he heard this, but he felt that it was indeed true. He wrote down the past events in a diary. Later, a writer in Hong Kong bought it and wrote a booklet called "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". I would like to check it carefully later. However, there was one thing that Guo Jing couldn't understand. He couldn't figure it out even after thinking about it, so he had to ask Huang Rong for advice: "So, the old naughty boy didn't wet his pants at all. However, the old naughty boy's IQ is lower than mine. How could he think of it?" What about this? "
"Hey, in that IQ test, we all finished the questions. The old naughty boy was playful and impatient, so he only did a small part of the questions, so his IQ score would be higher. ? ”