Who has an article written by Zhan Yi? Urgent ~!
I haven't written a novel for a whole year
Generally speaking, the so-called long story is to cram a short story into a lot of irrelevant nonsense and then publish it happily.
It might be boring.
But as it happens, we are all bored and need such boring things to pass the boring time.
I wrote Miracle last year, killing a generation of boring time. I was forced to write 2000 words every day to meet the needs of the public in the state of blushing after playing cs. Later, because there were too many dead people in the article, they were attacked and the university opened. Let it go.
Let's just say.
Write something here this year. I wrote it when I remembered it. If you can't remember, you won't write. This is nothing to be surprised about. It's like going to the bathroom when you think about it, and forgetting when you see an old lover excited. If you drink too much water, you will wet the bed. Although my thoughts are like urine collapse, the time has passed.
It can be regarded as a novel or a documentary. It doesn't matter. Some experiences or wonderful experiences between me and stack game will be staged gradually here.
The Chinese teacher said. People are just clues.
That's right.
Write an article, if it weren't for me. If it weren't for me, Stack Games and everyone around me, what should have happened would still have happened. Just like the radioulnar joint is always at the radioulnar joint.
Boredom of next semester.
We are in an era of treachery, like wild dogs in heaven.
Everything around is so barren that I can't feel anything.
There's nothing. What it stands for. He *.
Xiang Yu burned Epang Palace. The city outside Xianyang has weathered into a wasteland.
It is called the empty city era.
- Vae
Empty city "one"
Speaking of my meeting with Vae ... well, let's not talk about it. Because Vae delayed the appearance of Stack Game in the preface, it was still a one-man show in the first official article.
For this series of stories that will be nonsense in the future, the starting point should be September 2004. At that time, all major universities in the country were red-eyed to collect money and accept students, and I also entered the sophomore year.
After wandering around the school headquarters for a year, I moved to the new campus with others. The new campus is located on the edge of the university town, which is located on the edge of the city. The specific location is near two mountains, one is Dashu Mountain and the other is Xiaoshu Mountain. Dashu Mountain is a park, and Xiaoshu Mountain is a cemetery.
After we came to the new district, we felt great disappointment in this small and remote place, and the specific disappointment will be analyzed slowly later. One day, a gentleman in the class found a crumpled condom in the corner behind a small earthen bag in the west of the grove in the south of the playground, so we believed it was already in the wild.
We started school very early. When we just started to feel the strong wind blowing in the wilderness, Vae and other characters who are about to become classmates are enjoying the last comfort in their respective homes, which may be mixed with some yearning for college life. Of course, this is understandable. * * * * * said that if you want to know the taste of pears, you must transform them and taste them yourself. Similarly, if you want to know the taste of going to college, you must be transformed by it and let it go to school. So before that, you can go to free fantasy, and I also believe that anything is possible, just like eating a pear. Maybe you cough a lot and have diarrhea.
Never mind, after Vae discussed the relationship between Vince and diabetes insipidus, I also discussed the relationship between university and dysentery, because Zhan Yi and Vae always have some similarities, one of which is that we both study a major in this medical university that we can't be doctors, called health management.
At first glance, this name sounds easily reminiscent of hospital health management. It is said that we are the first health management college in China. It is also said that all the people who set up health management majors in advanced places such as Fudan University, Nanda University and Sun Yat-sen University came from us, but the actual situation is that employers prefer their students. For example, the world's first VCD appeared in Wanyan, Hefei, but the VCD my family bought was made in Edo, Guangdong. This phenomenon can be summed up in a simple sentence: "Individuals are not rich, but the whole village is rich."
When I gradually got used to continuing my skipping class and staying in class in such a new environment, suddenly one day, colorful flags were flying all over the campus, and a freshman came.
Every year, when freshmen report for duty, there is a tradition that old classmates come to meet them. A group of people set tables and chairs, put up a sign to write the name of their college, and then freshmen can be admitted to the hospital accordingly. This activity will last for two days. It seems that this form can give freshmen a cool summer, but in fact, boys or girls who come to see them are looking forward to receiving a beautiful woman or a well-proportioned man and then starting a relationship. For the stacking game that just jumped out of the emotional whirlpool, I naturally won't take part in such boring activities, so for the upcoming make-up exam, I chose to go home and recuperate these two days.
At noon on the second day of self-cultivation, I was awakened by a short message from school, which said, "Come, let's see which ugly girls are there this year!" " It's really puzzling. Is he kidding? Is it because of me? But out of curiosity, I took the bus to school for an hour to see how ugly it was. When I arrived, I was told that almost all the freshmen had arrived, and the chances of seeing the new ugliness were reduced, so I sat at the reception desk and talked with them about cowhide. At this time, many people came out of the canteen to eat, and the counselor told me that all the people who took the rice jar were freshmen.
Just then, I heard that a freshman came this morning and slapped the counselor as soon as he arrived. Other things circulating about this fellow villager are: He graduated from Hefei No.1 Middle School, male, wearing hip hop, can put an old hen in his pants (of course, he has never seen it before), has long hair, wears glasses and blue lenses, and won the first prize in the provincial webpage making competition. Everyone's evaluation of him is: waiting for death.
Having dinner with the counselor that night, the counselor who was unfortunately drawn during the day was lucky to be there. Everyone has started a new round of discussion on this year's freshmen, but there is no progress. It is still the conclusion that girls are too ugly and boys are too ugly. Moreover, there was another webpage contest that won the provincial championship. The counselor was very proud when he said this, completely ignoring that he had been beaten by him during the day. I asked casually: the one in middle school? The result was told: no, it was from the middle school attached to the University of Technology.
High school attached to the University of Technology? My alma mater.
So I found another similarity between stack game and Vae.
Then, at noon the next day, Zhan Yi appeared at the door of Vae's dormitory.
On the other hand, for this series of stories that will be nonsense in the future, the starting point seems to be September 200 1 year.
-Stack game
Empty city "two"
Hefei is a small place in my childhood memory. Because the adults told me that it is only ten kilometers from my home to my grandmother's. It's only 50 minutes by bike. And my home is in a place that adults call South Gate, and my grandmother's home is in a place that they call North Gate. It's only ten kilometers from south to north, and I'll stay in the broken place of 100 square kilometers. When I was eighteen, I sat in front of my computer in the summer vacation and met a woman I didn't know before. I met her 20 days later and developed into a boyfriend and girlfriend 22 days later. This thing tells me that Hefei is really small.
I always hope to have a beautiful woman who can not only discuss poetry with me quietly, but also eat * * * * * with me crazily. But it is the gap between reality and ideal that inspires me to keep fighting. There is no such person. They told me that in ancient times, you could redeem a brothel girl who had studied for several years at will, and you studied medicine, so you could find a way to cure all her diseases and let the sunset fly. This makes me feel depressed. In fact, many things are just a beautiful wish, and the exploration of this wish will always be a lingering thought.
The woman I developed in 22 days. She can't discuss poetry with me. I am full of knowledge and have nowhere to send it. She can't play crazy with me, which leads to my passion. However, I am eager to love her. I can't prove that if a woman meets my ideal requirements, I will abandon her without hesitation. However, the fortune-telling book says that your relationship is only one year, and it is four generations of reincarnation.
At the beginning of mid-September, I said goodbye to her painfully in qq, because I was going to an undergraduate college to spend 12 years where I didn't study hard. The adults before were very excited, and people kept sending me money to congratulate me. I also received a lot of calls at home and invited people to dinner at home. In other words, I can't get into college without the strong support of these people. Although I don't know who is who. And she will apply to another university. We feel the air is very sad. In fact, even if I applied to Peking University, I still feel sad. Because the so-called school is nothing more than a place to limit you. Although the school will deliberately say that we have restricted your person, it has liberated your mind. When you come out in four years, your life will be reoriented and you will deal with people with humanistic atmosphere in the way of thinking of your alma mater. Wherever you go, you are one of us.
Wherever you go, your people are there. This is not a strong woman's job.
But I believe that everything will pass. The school can never stop me. Just like the high school I went to, that idiot X faction, who claimed that I am proud of X today and I will be proud of X tomorrow, got a lot of titles for fame and fortune, although it was mediocre in nature. In the meantime, I have been absent from school and occasionally attend classes without any relevant punishment. Maybe it is because the teacher is busy. While busy making money, occasionally manage students and arrange superficial work such as parent-teacher meetings. At the end of the year, I won the title of excellent teacher because of my outstanding performance. I will use this title to improve my social status and continue to make money next year. Generally, a small remedial class can be attended by 30 people, each of whom is in 50 yuan for one night; If you want to tutor alone, it is estimated that it will take three or five hundred yuan a night to win. Much like the ancient brothel woman. After a night's sleep, it is almost impossible for a powerful person to play. If you sleep with an anonymous prostitute's emperor for one night, you will be promoted to a concubine and become a counterpart. The so-called decline in the style of teachers is actually wrong, because I have never seen a time when the style of teachers is upward.
On the whole. My attitude towards life is positive. Those stupid X who are pessimistic and disappointed because they see through the world of mortals are actually because they don't see through at all, because no matter what, people will die, even if there are more things in this world that make you unhappy or happy. Anyway, it's only a matter of time. It's better to try to be happy.
So, I actively ran to the school where I was going to stay for four years to register. The school is mediocre and has no academic atmosphere. Many women who ride tricycles, sell marshmallows, are disabled, can't walk the old way, and dress up beautifully shuttle among them. Schools extend in all directions and there are doors everywhere. It has become * * *, and many people have to cut corners through school. This makes me very happy, because it means that I can escape from any angle in the years when I am absent from class. Further inside, there was a sea of people, and many guys my age paid money at the registration office with passion, and everyone followed their parents. This atmosphere makes me at a loss. I just want to pay and leave quickly. So I took the time, paid the money and left. In the meantime, irony is said to be a man who will be my future class teacher. I was a little scared afterwards, because it meant that he would impose unprecedented severe sanctions on me if I missed class in the future.
When I got home, the flowers and plants on the roadside remained the same. I fondled my puppy for three years and solemnly told him that I would leave tomorrow and go to a place you would never go. You should live a good life. If I come back in a year and you die, I will let you die.
I didn't know when I said this. In the next year, my time at home is basically the same as that at school.
All fortune-telling books say that the tiger man I was born on this day is a prophet. Although I have never let my prediction function serve me, practice has proved that in many cases, I do have some foresight. Just like this drama, its result is doomed from the moment you enter school.
In the next few days, I was completely immersed in the beauty of love and cherished every second of texting. Because nobody here knows. I don't want to know anyone. The idea at that time was that it was enough to have a wife. In addition, military training is a very boring thing. I stand there every day and then evaluate which line is good and stand for a long time. Stupid as hell. As for improving physical fitness, it's completely nonsense. Go to the army to study. Scholars and soldiers always do different things. If there is so-called all-round development, it can only be a general low-level all-round development. Although many people think I am all-round. But in essence, my development is in one field, and it is a quiet project. Although I don't look like a scholar. My roommate said I looked more like a bad guy. This makes me very satisfied and very. If anyone can see with the naked eye, there is no suspense. So there is a lot less fun in the world.
The platoon leader who took us for military training was also extremely empty and slightly literate. He talked to me about life every night until three or four in the morning. Often roommates get up at night to pee and see that we are still having a long talk, and we all cry. Although, I am sleepy every day and try my best to escape, for example, going to the stack.
Zhan Yi is the first person I know who is not in this grade. On the day we met, I was addicted to femininity. After sending messages to women and making phone calls, I reviewed the conversation and blushed. Knocked, with a solemn expression on her face, asked me if my name was xxx, and wrote his name in her palm to tell me. This makes me feel very formal, although I don't know how he knows who I am, or maybe he doesn't know how I know who I am. Everything is not so clear. The purpose is that we have met. After that, many things I came into contact with were not so clear, and I gradually got used to it. Many times I got it vaguely. Or lost it vaguely. Although these are equally embarrassing.
- Vae
Empty city "three"
The seasonal climate in Hefei is winter followed by summer, and summer followed by winter. After the fiery freshman registration day, the weather is getting colder every day. This weather is very suitable for sleeping. It is obviously not enough to wake up once a day. I often wake up for the first time in the morning, and I am very happy to have a faint chill and urine, and then I can't help but go back to sleep. Generally, my roommate will wake me up after class. After changing clothes and taking a shower, I will go to the canteen to grab something to eat and fill my stomach. That's all I want for the canteen, as long as it doesn't limit my appetite. If there is no class in the afternoon, don't go to the canteen, just walk with a dollar coin in your pocket for more than ten minutes to the bus stop to go home for lunch, and then come back by car at night.
This kind of work and rest has benefited me a lot. I can save money for breakfast as a daily change. The disadvantage is that it is possible for the teacher to call the roll in the classroom, which is in danger of being discovered by the building management. One morning, when I was rolling happily in bed as usual, someone knocked at the door. I was alert and thought of the law. At this moment, there was a phone call from outside:
"Is the stack game there?"
I carefully identified it with misty eyes, and I saw Vae standing outside the door. He somehow escaped military training. We can be regarded as two free men sneaking around in this campus. I climbed out of bed in my underwear, put on my undershirt and poured him a glass of water. He said no, he just wanted to read our magazine.
This college is full of various societies, only three of which are famous and have an impact on our future life, that is, the literary society, the performing arts society and a masochist society. A masochistic society is a masochistic organization in which students take the place of teachers every day and make rounds at night. It is a bridge between teachers and students. As the name implies, the performing arts club and the literary club, Zhan Yi was in the literary club at that time, and had just finished publishing a magazine. Perhaps this caught Vae's attention and made him risk his life to escape from military training and read magazines. I intend to admit him to the literary club.
In the next few days, we gradually got to know some people around us. For example, I know a stick, for example, Vae knows a beard.
Beards are characterized by no beards. He was a senior when I entered this university. The first time I met him was at the recruitment interview of the Literature Society. I want to enter the network department of the literary society. I was standing on the stage, answering questions.
The examiner asked me: What's your hobby?
I replied: I like literature (which is obviously necessary), I also like surfing the Internet, and I also like beautiful women.
The examiner asked again: Why did you choose our network department?
I replied: satisfy my three hobbies.
After the interview, I was found by my beard. He claimed that I was admitted, as if it was all his credit.
I think I will be admitted with or without him.
Because not accepting me is obviously their loss.
On the day of the interview, someone really said on the stage, "It's your loss not to admit me."
As a result, this person was lost.
Beard, on the other hand, is a mysterious person. He never smokes, but he can swallow half a bottle of white wine in one gulp without changing his face. I have a beautiful girlfriend who has never seen two people walk together. He will appear everywhere in the school, but never in the dormitory. The most amazing thing is that no matter how much trouble you encounter at school, you can find him to solve it from being chased and cut to being caught skipping classes.
When Beard was about to graduate, it was very hard to find a job. He traveled around the country by plane. As a result, he didn't like him, but he didn't want him because he didn't pass Band 4. I want to know why such a well-connected person can't get his own level 4. I remember one night in the summer of my freshman year, my beard was lying on the grass near my school. I made an exception and smoked a cigarette. I spit out a sentence a long time ago-"I want to learn English well."
Later reality proved that this sentence had no effect on me. About four months after that night, Beard turned himself into a consultant of Vae, and received a cold reception from Vae on his first day in office.
In addition, insist.
I met him in Vae's dormitory. He usually sleeps across from Vae. He is dark-skinned, generous and simple, and is said to come from a small county in the north. I met him in the shower room one night and immediately understood the origin of his name. In the later days, I was very satisfied with the simplicity of the stick, and what made me more satisfied was the strong body of the stick, so I came up with the idea of pulling him into the literary society, so that when there are any activities in the future, the work of carrying tables and chairs can be completed smoothly. Unexpectedly, when it comes to this matter, people who were told about the performing arts club have got there first, and Big Stick has been dead set on its president and is determined to join the performing arts club. The reason is that the president of the club gave him a cigarette when they first met, which made him feel respected.
This is the first time I have been disappointed in the stick.
There is also a boy named Ning Fei, who is also known by Vae dormitory, but he and Vae are not roommates, but a newly developed member of the masochistic society and have come to the dormitory for rounds. As early as the night of my freshman report, this man came to me and asked me how to join the masochistic club. My answer to this question is no comment, in order to avoid a person being poisoned by this club. Unexpectedly, this person found an organization by self-study without a teacher.
This man and Vae are still old school friends.
As a senior two student, I deeply know that the life of freshman is depressing, even more depressing than that of senior three. When I am depressed in senior three, I will listen to sad songs to match my mood, which is extremely petty. The interest of big companies in listening to music has also disappeared, and they hate petty bourgeoisie. Just listless all day, sleeping from 0: 00 to 12: 00 every day, and waiting for sleep from 12 to 0: 00.
Because of this, I am very concerned about Vae who came out of the middle school attached to Polytechnic University with me. Although he borrowed from another key high school and didn't study in the middle school attached to Polytechnic University for a day, talking is better than nothing. One Thursday, my meticulous care for him finally paid off, and he claimed to invite me out to dinner.
This dinner is of great significance to us, because during eating, I learned that it took his current girlfriend 22 days to get it, and this woman was my favorite in high school. After learning the truth, I was confused for a few seconds, wondering if this friend could continue to do it. A few seconds later, the beard's voice and smile came into my eyes. I saw him say, "Women can only bring trouble forever, but brothers can lend you money." So I was suddenly enlightened and showed my attitude towards Vae, and then we had a better meal.
I remember there was an Internet cafe next to my high school, named "Global Village". Basically, as soon as you go in, you will meet all kinds of acquaintances, which proves the name of the Internet cafe. There is something we call fate, which is a bit melodramatic. I wonder if the place where I live is really small. Every time I go to the street, I will meet more than two acquaintances. But there was once a woman who made me love her to death. After she disappeared from my life, I always thought I could see her again, but I never saw her again until her face changed from blurred to clear and then blurred. I always feel that when I really love someone, I can't remember her appearance, even if I just met her during the day. When her appearance became clear, I gradually stopped loving her. When her appearance became blurred again, everything was settled. We are just passers-by in fate, and we have just gone through a journey in the same way.
All the above problems can be summed up as the population problem in China. When the forest is big, there will be all kinds of birds, and the world will be full of miracles. Because there are so many people, I meet more than two acquaintances every time I go out on the street. Because there were so many people, she was overwhelmed by the sea of people.
Some things are like this. They look mediocre, which is quite mysterious when you think about it. Meeting is inevitable, but why do we meet alone, as if we were owed by previous lives? Irregular points emit irregular rays, then intersect, and then live alone, hysterically colluding with each other. Two people are sitting in the same seat on the bus, and two people are online on QQ at the same time. The person who dialed the wrong number has nothing to do with you, but you are so close. Did God arrange everything or nothing?
Although the result is the same.
Some people maybe you should have met, but they came and went in a hurry; And some people, who may know each other, have been in love for a long time; Some relationships may not be too close, but they are meant to be; Some relationships may be inevitable, but they are close to pantomime; Sometimes you think victory is just around the corner, only to find yourself defeated; Sometimes you feel that there is still a turning point, but you find that the fate is over; Some things should not be mentioned at all, but they are unforgettable; Some things should be forgotten at all, but there is nothing you can do. Several people walked into the empty city, interpreted joys and sorrows, and cut the plot. Personnel in position, the empty city begins.