Dig one's own grave feng shui
Problem description:
Marriage is the grave of love, empathy is to move the grave, and the object is to show you the feng shui of the grave.
I forgot one sentence.
Analysis:
If marriage is the grave of love, then ...
If marriage is the grave of love, then ...
Longing for love → I don't know how to live or die
Looking for someone → tired of living.
Blind date → Show your graveyard Feng Shui.
Love → Time is not far away.
Confession → Dig your own grave
Refuse → survive
Falling in love → this is not life, what is it?
Write a love letter → buy your own cemetery by installment.
The cold war → lingering.
Break up → end the call
Come again for the second time → it's time to come.
Propose marriage → instigate suicide
Savings marriage fund → life insurance.
Engagement → One foot has stepped into the coffin.
Marriage → double suicide
Third Party → Grave Robbery
Empathy → moving the tomb
Divorce → Death and Old Age
Engagement party → memorial service
Wedding Banquet → Beyond the Fa Conference
Relatives and friends → bereavement
Wrap a red envelope → solatium
Civil marriage → death certificate issued by the court.
Collective marriage → collective suicide
Marriage fever → rushing to die
Ideal marriage partner → pure land on earth
People who have been married many times → demonstration cemetery
Wedding Friends Club → Funeral Club
Marriage expert → cemetery administrator
Wedding anniversary → Qingming Tomb-Sweeping Day
Generally, marriage → natural death.
Flash marriage → sudden death
Get on the bus first and then make up the ticket → cool to death
Marrying a child → I don't know how I died.
Hesitant to get married → do or die
Fake marriage → feign death
Love in a foreign land → death in a foreign country
Women always lure men to the grave of love → the most poisonous woman's heart.
Men always take women to the grave of love → no poison, no husband.