Part of it is translated into Cats in the Country of Heart.
So Guo Maoer arranged several screens on the right side of the banquet, without lights and candles, sitting behind the screens, the host and guest were quiet, waiting for the performance to begin. There was a silence for a while. Suddenly, the audience heard two people meet on the road, bow and greet each other. The voice sounded like an old man and a young man. Then, the old man took the young man home to drink and threw Joan (dice) to hide the hook (a game in which the hook was hidden in his hand for the other person to guess), which was extremely harmonious. Later, the younger one said that he was drunk and wanted to leave, but the old man refused and urged him to drink more. This made the young man stumble out, say goodbye to each other, and the old man closed the door.
A few people stumbled for two miles and finally fainted on the side of the road. At this moment, a man passed by and tripped over him. When he went to pick him up, he found someone he knew, so he sent him home half-helped and half-tucked. However, the street gate was closed, so we had to call the doorman to open it. Just then, a dog came and barked at them, causing a group of dogs nearby to bark at random, and the dogs barked more and more-old dogs, puppies, far dogs, near dogs and dogs with deep and loud voices all barked at the same time, one after another. After a long time, the gatekeeper finally came out and opened the street gate to release him.
When they came to Shaozhe's residence, the sender accidentally made a mistake and knocked on the door of Jiangxi people by mistake. When they found out, it was too late. Jiangxi people used dialects to curse people early, which provoked the dogs nearby to bark again. The young wife was also awakened, opened the door and came out to help her husband. The sender solemnly said goodbye to her. After the wife closed the door, she helped the younger generation to sleep. The younger generation clamored for tea, so the wife had to make tea. Unexpectedly, the tea is cooked very well, and few people snore loudly and thunderously. His wife was angry and annoyed, and kept muttering curses, but Rio Tinto didn't fall asleep, and they snored like two mouths. Suddenly, in Niu Jiao in the middle of the night, young people got up and vomited, mumbled nonsense at the same time, asked their wives for tea, and then fell asleep. The wife got up and went to the toilet. As soon as she put on her shoes, she found that the shoes were full of filth vomited by her husband. She immediately scolded and got up with another pair of shoes.
At this moment, the chickens started to crow, just like the dogs did before. Soon, the young man's father knocked at the door and said, "It's almost dawn. Why don't you get up and kill the pig and sell it? " ! "So that a few are butchers. After struggling to get up, the young man went to the pigsty to feed the pigs. I only heard the pig's barking, chewing and fighting for food. His father boiled water, put it into the fire and poured water, one after another. Before long, a pig was tied up by several people. The screams of pigs when they were tied up, the sharpening and slaughter of pigs by several people, the slaughter and bleeding of pigs, and the molting of scalded pigs are all clear and vivid. Finally, the father said to the young man, "it's dawn, you can sell it." Soon, I heard the sound of chopping on the chopping board. Some people bought pig heads, pig offal and pork, some people bargained, and some people counted the money between the buyer and the seller.
Just as the excitement was rolling, suddenly "bang! There was a loud bang and all four seats were silent. At the end of the performance, Guo Maoer also came out from behind the screen. -