A profound statement that satirizes a scumbag
1. You are that disgusting monster. Don’t come out in broad daylight to scare people.
2. I watched half of it with my classmates. It was so good that I didn’t want to miss it. It felt like Love Apartment in Wulin Gaiden. However, I couldn’t watch the second half no matter what. I had a mental disorder because I couldn’t. Accept the way the people inside treat their feelings. A scumbag and a scumbag. She can still act as if nothing happened if her confession fails. Being ambiguous in the end is better than a confession. The relationship line is too messy. There are no double arrows. It’s all a food chain. I feel sorry for Xiao Haiyang. It should be straight. Male screenwriter.
3. What swords, guns, sticks, axes, hooks and forks, sesame cakes, fried dough sticks, steamed buns and twists, I think you look like a pure Dutch fool!
4. Forgive me for being expressionless but I love you so much
5. Sorry, I don’t know that you haven’t read the book, but you look like a shrew when you stick it there. Oh, I know, it must be because of a genetic mutation.
6. Seeing your feeble struggle, I suddenly felt pity.
7. Have you ever realized that what you say is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish.
8. The reason why men are carefree is because no one can capture his heart. The reason why a woman is carefree is because someone once broke her heart severely. ----Luo Xi
9. Do you fucking think I will be afraid of you? Green tea bitch, I'm embarrassed to scold you in this big world!
10. Although he has a bit of a stinky face, talks a bit less, is a bit stupid, has a weird personality, and has a weird temper, he is basically a good guy!
11. Your butt reaches up to your eyes. Do you have to force me to challenge my limits?
12. Have you not taken a bath in ten thousand years? When I look at you, I feel like everything is turned upside down.
13. Don’t you think you are trying to please me like a clown now?
15. You said you wore white clothes and pretended to be a ghost in broad daylight? Do you still think you are the little dragon girl?
16. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.
17. If you don’t want to hurt anyone, you will never be a scumbag. You will never learn how to deceive a girl. You will never be a scumbag. Your attitude towards love has always been serious.
18. Why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?
19. Cherish life and stay away from scumbags.
20. People need to know how much they weigh in life. If you don’t know the weight, don’t weigh yourself on the big scale.
21. You walk with your head held high, are you afraid that others will not know that you are at the airport?
22. When going out, be sure to wear a lightning rod to nip it in the bud. One day, after being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will feel sad when we use a spoon to scoop the body into a basin.
23. If men were like you, there would be no men in the world.
24. I like a person who will pretend to be ordinary and speak boldly, as if he doesn’t like it at all, hiding it so that others will not see it. Only I know that the other person takes the initiative to chat, and my heart can’t wait to jump. What is the joy of turning over the bed? But if you didn’t say you like it, then I would die without even saying it. I’m afraid of embarrassment, which is also my cowardice.
25. There are also illiterate people like you who are not good enough. If you want it, you are out of luck!
26. I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!
Twenty-seven, when the king of hell sees you, he will be so frightened that he will cry, howl, and look for your mother while wiping your tears.
28. Your friends are all blind. Isn’t being with you like a wolf?
29. Very good, you finally showed your true nature as a scumbag.
Thirty, you are a cucumber, so you need to be photographed. Your wife is a screw person and needs to be twisted. A satirical talk about the arrogance of a scumbag
1. You look like a potato and you still say you are excellent. You are so thick-skinned that even I feel bad for you.
2. Let’s talk about the low-grade, clumsy and disgusting tricks used by married scumbag men to lure little girls. In addition to pretending to be stupid and brooding, most of them have a wife who married under pressure and has no emotions, or the wife is a savage shrew, or the wife is an indifferent resentment who cannot have sex with him or have spiritual communication. woman. Some men will be more vicious and say that their wives have heart disease or mental illness. In short, in a word, his marriage is just an empty shell and a formality, and his marriage is unfortunate. Maybe they will also inadvertently reveal that their native family has domestic violence or parents quarreling and divorce, etc., pretending to be innocent victims in an unfortunate marriage. The subtext is nothing more than, look, I am already so miserable, why don’t you hurry up and talk to me? Go to bed.
----meiya
3. Why don’t you scold you? If you think a dog has bitten you, can you still bite the dog back?
4. Can you go back and hug your mother and cry bitterly? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?
5. When someone in their sixties or seventies has a stroke, you join in the fun.
6. What else do you have besides a brain full of fat? How smart can you be if your brain cells are all in fat?
7. Friends, you must wash your face and look in the mirror before going out in the morning, otherwise it will be terrible if you don’t scare the children who have just started school!
8. These two lips are quite large.
9. I’ll finish you off. Mom is a big scumbag, and she’s going to pick you up. Mom laughed.
10. The meaning of scum is perfectly interpreted in you.
11. You can’t be like a shrew, with your hands on your hips and your mouth full of bad words.
12. The world is as big as the one you lack.
13. Do you think it’s stressful to live with people with positive IQs like us? Are you happy? Are you happy?
Fourteenth, Confucius said: Use bricks to shout when fighting, it will not lead to chaos! Take a photo! Never die again!
15. Don’t you think you have reached the point where you are invincible and shameless?
16. Scumbag is so disgusting! ! ! If a woman is willing to give birth to your child because she loves you and trusts you, you will treat her like this, and she will be slandered by you for having an abortion for you. It's so fucking mean to expose people's pain in front of everyone for fame and fortune! ! !
17. You look really post-modern.
18. There are many times when he does not behave like a man in life and emotions, but basically he will say that it is because his goals are lofty and lofty, and he does not bother to be a mere fool or a man. It was the woman who took off her bird-man wings.
19. If the saliva was originally used to reason, now it has become the nourishment that baptizes your body N times every day.
20. If the teacher hadn’t taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away long ago.
21. The dog meat of Zhumen smells bad, and there are frozen bones on the road. The dog meat and bones are all about you, right?
22. I can’t describe your coquettishness in words, I can only let you continue to be so debauched.
23. Are you saying that your mother’s mistress is so coquettish that you can’t be happy until your mother hurts you? She’s so coquettish.
24. The matter of pregnant women has not decreased in the past two days. What is there to discuss? ! A scumbag man and a scumbag family, marrying such a person is worse than being alone! Why do you have to get married? Anyway, I met someone somewhere this year and treated his wife like that, which has created a huge sense of distrust in men! Marriage fear!
Twenty-five, you told me to get out? Are you very capable? To use a saying from my sisters, what is it about my man that attracts me to make you like this?
26. It is better for people like you to be a cowherd instead of wronging you. You can change bed partners every day and still get paid.
Twenty-seven, I plan to get a haircut, but my bangs are so swung that my neck feels crooked.
Sarcastic words about others are profound
1. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.
2. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.
3. Just by looking at you, you will know that you are the love child of a donkey and a horse. The rooster crows in the morning, the crows noisy in the early morning, and the orangutan is the plaintiff in your rape case.
4. Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very emotional. Originally from the same roots. Why is it too urgent to fry each other?
5. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!
6. You are such a bitch, how dare you come out to meet people? If good people don't do it, they have to act like dogs.
7. Being able to mix so many bad habits of human beings so perfectly, I believe that if you go out on the street in the rain, Thor will feel sorry if he can't touch you.
8. You are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just a P.
9. Your face is majestic and majestic, standing tall and majestic in the world.
10. I am not afraid of death. I am afraid that after I die, no one will love you as much as I do.
11. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of what a man says is true; love is eternal, blood is bright red, and a man cannot survive without fighting; if a man is rich , and everyone is destined; if a man is reliable, sows will climb trees!
12. If you are destined not to give me the response I expect. Then stick to a safe distance.
13. You are so shameless. Your face, which looks like a car accident, has fundamentally subverted the human understanding of ugliness.
14. You can do whatever you want, but the word bitch is not even worthy of being used on you!
15. I don’t want to hit you anymore. I can tell you are a mule as soon as I look at you, a piece of shit.
16. African animals are on the grasslands; European and American animals are in zoos; Chinese animals are on the dining table.
17. At the moment, my thoughts are very Dongporou, but my emotions are very salty and pepper pork ribs. -
18. A camel gives birth to a donkey, a strange species. You have to study the Three Cardinal Principles and Five Constant Principles when you were a child, and behave accordingly.
19. You have the momentum to drain half of the opponent's blood before the duel.
20. Why are you covering your face with your butt! Chapter 2 of deep satire on other people's words
21. When there are legends in the world and people are dissatisfied with the city's ups and downs, it will be a disservice to the audience.
22. Don’t dare to yell at me for thinking that you are Popeye after eating some spinach.
23. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.
24. There are countless possibilities for you to have a difficult life tomorrow, and there are countless possibilities for you to have a difficult life today!
25. The villain is shameless and values profit over death. If you are not afraid of people's execution, you will not care about material discussions.
26. Even if you are the only woman left in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.
27. When people do something good, they always want the gods and ghosts to know about it, and when they do something bad, they always think the gods and ghosts don’t know about it. It’s too difficult for us to make things difficult for the gods and ghosts.
28. He is always calm before encountering temptation; he is always unyielding before being tortured!
29. You look so creative and live so courageously!
30. In the past, there was a woman who wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back together with me.
31. The four great tragedies in life: a drop of rain after a long drought; meeting an old friend in a foreign land, a creditor; a night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, next door; dreaming when nominated for the gold medal.
32. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.
33. A rose lasts forever, a rose lasts forever, it’s just that it’s relatively luxurious and lasts a long time.
34. Adults hope that beautiful flowers of wisdom will bloom in their children’s heads, but they hope that the heads of other people’s children will be just a pile of weeds.
35. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have shadows not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and youth.
36. After the housing reform, we cannot afford to live in a house. After the medical reform, we cannot afford to see a doctor. After the education reform, we cannot afford to go to school.
37. A cold-faced person is ashamed of an adulterer, but a loose-headed person is willing to be a cow under the skirt.
38. When a man deceives a woman, it is called flirting; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love.
39. Asking what money is in this world will directly teach you whether life and death are mutually beneficial!
40. Cow dung is cow dung. No matter how fragrant you are, flowers will generally not be placed on your body because it would be degrading to your beauty. The latest update of quotes from scumbag men
The latest update of quotes from scumbag men (Part 1)
1. I never took relationships seriously before, until I met you.
2. Beat the child first. Don’t worry, I will definitely marry you.
3. You and I are obstacles to each other, you will meet a better one
4. My mother tested our horoscopes, and our horoscopes were not compatible.
5. What do you want to do? What else can I do?
6. Take a break from the relationship.
7. Sorry.
8. Let’s take some time apart to calm down.
9. I don’t want to hurt two people at the same time.
10. You make me feel different from other girls.
11. I love you, I just like her.
12. You can do it alone, but she can’t do it without me.
13. I can’t help it if you think so.
14. He is really just a sister of mine.
15. If you were gentle, considerate and sensible, how could I cheat on you?
16. She is just my friend. Can’t I have female friends?
17. No, please listen to my explanation.
18. I was just too impulsive and couldn't control myself.
19. I didn’t mean not to reply to your message.
20. It’s not because of her, it’s just that the relationship between us has faded. Latest update of scumbag statements (Part 2)
21. Don’t say you are my girlfriend after my friend comes over.
22. She and I are just playing around. It’s a joke, don’t take it seriously.
23. I was wrong, okay!
24. I am not the only man in the world who is tempted by two women.
25. I have become accustomed to saying "give to myself" and taking myself home.
26. Can you stop forcing me and give me some time?
27. Just think of me as a scumbag.
28. She is special and different from you.
29. I like you, but I want to be with her.
30. I already care about you, what else do you want?
31. No matter what, I will never break up with you.
32. I shouldn’t be looking for you, I don’t want to delay you.
33. Don’t forget to notify me when you get married!
34. After dating so many girlfriends, the one I love most in my life is you.
35. Whether you are done crying or not, you will die after crying.
36. I just did something that is not morally allowed, but I am still a good person in essence.
37. I seem to have fallen in love with this forest.
38. I really like you, but I don’t want to talk about it now.
39. Why can’t you go home by yourself? Why do you want me to pick you up?
40. Why don’t you believe me? She and I have nothing to do with each other.