Who can give me a joke about the film and television performance lines test? The right kind!

"Please forgive my recklessness, I have something important to tell you." Before Wang Lifa could speak, the man first said, "At your feet, this is a treasure trove of geomantic omen, which is priceless to you from your ancestors. But if you have to act rashly and break the geomantic omen of this land, you will be at your own risk."

grandpa four often walked out of the crowd, looked the man up and down, and said, "Your Excellency's tone is so big. What do you do?"

The man smiled and said, "My last name is Mingyu Zhang Zi Ming, and he is a Feng Shui master. Who is this, please? "

"It turned out to be a gentleman who showed people Feng Shui." Grandpa Chang also smiled. "Xiao Ke Chang Zuye is a little famous in this city of Beiping, and he is called Chang Si."

"It turned out to be Master Chang, and I was humiliated." The man who called himself Zhang Yu answered, "grandpa four is an old Peiping man, right?"

"Exactly. What can I do for you?" Grandpa four often asked.

"I want to ask you about someone." The Zhang Yudao, "the man surnamed tang, said tang iron mouth. Can grandpa four know this man? "

"What do you want to know about him?"

"To tell you the truth, this man is my relative."

"Are you related?" Grandpa Chang wondered, "I don't think your accent sounds like a Beiping native?"

"I'm from Jiangxi," Zhang Yu explained. "Tang Tiezui is my uncle. I came to him because I heard that he was doing well. "

"You are late." Grandpa Chang sighed, "Your uncle has been dead for several years."

"how did this happen?" Zhang Yu sighed, "Is there anyone else in my uncle's family?"

Master Chang said, "Your cousin is still here. Go and find him, so don't waste our time here."

Zhang Yu hesitated: "However, this is really a land of feng shui. However, only Long Mai was suppressed. "

Master Chang waved his hand and said, "I never believe those geomantic sayings. You'd better go."

Wang Lifa suddenly said, "Fourth Master, let's listen to what he says."

Seeing the master's consent, Zhang Yu got bolder and asked Wang Lifa, "Excuse me for daring to ask, is your father in the Spring and Autumn Period?"

Wang Lifa nodded: "Exactly, my father was less than fifty years old when he died."

Now that Zhang Yu has a bottom, he goes on to ask, "Is it true that your family has a single pulse?"

Wang Lifa nodded again: "Yes, since my great grandfather's generation, our Wang family has not been prosperous, and it has always been a single pulse."

"that's right." Zhang Yu has answers this time. "Do you know why?" He pointed at his feet and said, "It is because this is Long Mai, and your family is Wang, so naturally you can't afford the dragon spirit of Long Mai, which makes your elders in the Spring and Autumn Period soon. Thanks to an expert who stopped Long Mai, your family didn't suffer an accident. "

Wang Lifa said to himself, "I said why I can't make a fortune, and I can barely maintain a small teahouse." Suddenly, he was so blessed that he threw his fist at Zhang Yu and said, "Mr. Zhang, meeting is predestined. Please show me the maze."

"Well, I have to do some calculations to see if you can bear the smell of Long Mai." Zhang Yu said, "Wang Zhanggui, may I ask who you are?"

Wang Lifa said birthdates. Zhang Yu carefully counted on fingers. Suddenly, his face changed, and he grasped Wang Lifa's hand tightly: "Wang Zhanggui, you, you"

Wang Lifa's face turned white: "What's the matter, Mr. Zhang? Is there anything wrong? "

I saw Zhang Yu's lips trembling and the color of her face changing constantly. In fact, the shock in his heart is even more intense. The person in front of him is actually a first-class rich life, with a long life span and a wide range of wealth, which can be said to be unprecedented, if not unprecedented. He couldn't help but look up and stare at this face. To tell the truth, this face is too ordinary, but there is a majesty in it, a majesty that reigns over the world. He only felt two wars, almost prostrate at the man's feet, shouting long live, but he didn't do that, he was trying to restrain himself.

after a long time, he finally calmed his excitement and concealed, "Nothing. However, Wang Zhanggui, I solemnly ask you: Do you really want me to help you open the Long Mai? "

"What's wrong?"

"Of course, there is nothing wrong with it, but opening Long Mai is against the sky. If you are not the one who is destined to open Long Mai without authorization, it will bring you harm."

"I see." Grandpa Chang, who is on the side, has long been impatient. He usually doesn't believe those geomantic sayings. After listening to Zhang Yu's words, he said to Wang Lifa, "Wang Zhanggui, I don't think we should open any Long Mai. It's getting late. Let the shopkeeper in the house be buried early."

"No," Wang Lifa shook his head firmly. "I'm a dead horse. I'll try it once."

Zhang Yu stared into Wang Lifa's eyes and said, "Wang Zhanggui, this matter is of great importance, so you should think it over."

"I've thought it over, just try it once."

Looking into Wang Lifa's eyes, an inexplicable fear hit Zhang Yu's heart. He only felt a chill coming out of the cracks in his bones, and he couldn't help shivering. He nodded and said, "OK, I'll try, but don't blame me if it doesn't work."