What are the classic lines of pineapple blowing snow?
1, I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person! I am not stubborn, but persistent!
3, IQ is no matter how good, a brick falls.
4, sure enough, no matter how hard I work, I am also afraid of kitchen knives!
5. Wow! Love is the devil, which makes people drool!
6. Sure enough, all's well that ends well!
Fortunately, I never wear underwear, otherwise people will see what color my underwear is.
8. There is no word surrender in my dictionary, because, because, there is no word surrender in my dictionary!
9. Wow! Come back to life!
10, Scarface, what a nuisance, you will be punished for not wearing underwear for life ~
1 1 So this mommy refers to the mummy's mommy!
He's not that hungry!
S Daddy knows that 13 is the combination of the god of war!
14, I count it like this: one, two, two, three ~
15, what a clever hero master!
16, what a hero's master and beautiful appearance!
17, that bright thread spilled a bowl of soup at the foot of my bed. Raise your head with a towel and lower your head to wipe your crotch.
18, Xiaoguo Lu: Orange leaves are fragrant, and you also fall here.
Liuxiang Orange: Yes, what a coincidence.
Liu Xiang Orange: Haven't you seen the movie Spirited Away?
Xiaoguo Lu: I've only seen ever-changing robots.
20. Xiaoguo Lu: I planted this mountain, and I opened up this road. If you want to go this way, stay and buy money!
Liu Xiang Orange: Xiaoguo Lu, this is what the villain said!
1, I am not a salted fish, but a dead fish!
2, I laugh at the sky and want to keep my courage.
3, the so-called power can not be bent, wealth can not be obscene. I'm high flyers from Jelly College, the big disciple of the mad abbot, and the first hero of Bao Guote's attack. I will never give in to the arrogance of the enemy!
4, ah, then I might as well call you grandma!
5, granduncle-oh, no, sister!
6, it is worthy of being defeated by the East, and it is really defeated!
7. If there is a 50% profit, pineapple blowing snow will be desperate; If there is a profit of 100%, he dares to trample on all the laws in the world; If he has 300% profits, he will dare to challenge any enemy, even at the risk of being hanged.
8. Teacher ... Oh, sister ...
Pineapple blowing snow: 1, my pineapple blowing snow blows blood instead of snow! It's the blood on my sword!
2, arrogance is also capable! And I happen to have it!
You're welcome. You just need to discount it.
If God makes you perish, he will make you crazy first.
If you want to thank me, then give me a discount!
6, no matter how high the martial arts are, I am afraid of kitchen knives.
7. What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine.
8. Women like clothes and change them regularly!
9. Gold is precious and the fund price is higher. You can throw them both if you have time ~ ~
10, orange willow lane, you died so quickly, who will pay the tuition and fees you owe me?
1 1, backbone? How much is a catty?
12, I knew I was handsome!
13, oh, dignity, how much is a catty?
14, why do I always get hurt?
15, your mother is so creative!
16, this is simply squeezing our blood with a juicer!
Cooperation route:
1. The first episode of "Bao Guo Special Attack", reading the revised "Thousands of Miles Away" with music.
Li Huashi: I'll walk you away. Thousands of miles away, you are silent and black and white.
Pineapple blowing snow: the investment failed, the stock market became a disaster, and usury was still owed.
Pear blossom poem: I will send you away from the end of the world. Are you still there?
Pineapple blowing snow: Lehman is gone, bull market is gone, pay off debts with a knife!
2. The first 13 episode "Chocolate Factory"
Wu: Pray for God, pray for God. We are all very sad. The whole village was destroyed and all of it was made into chocolate candy. It was terrible.
Pineapple blowing snow: Who is so cruel to you? Fortunately, there are us. I am the most cruel to the enemy.
Wu: Rogues can also be kings. They are ruthless cross-eyed wolves. Everyone in the village died, and just now my mother died, too.
3. 17 episode "Papaya Milk Processing Factory"
Background: Orange Liu Xiang and others sneaked into the prison guard and saw the jailer playing mahjong.
Warden A: Be careful, I have already drawn the cards (everyone is sweating).
Papaya boy (in a low voice): When I escaped, they were already playing mahjong.
Pineapple blowing snow: Really? Can't hit it now?
Xiaoguo Lu: Oh? Pineapple blows snow, don't you all play mahjong that long?
Pineapple blowing snow: No, I never play mahjong.
Prison guard A: Hu card! Big four blessings, four bars, one word, four dark carvings, flowers on the bars, wonderful hand rejuvenation, Dont Ask For Help, circle wind carving, door wind carving. Wow! Many times, I didn't know so hard to forget about it.
Pineapple blowing snow: what a fool! In the fourth year, happiness was eighty-eight, four bars were eighty-eight, one color was sixty-four, four dark engravings were sixty-four, the bars were varied, rejuvenation was eight, Dont Ask For Help was eight, the circle was four, and the door was four. The total * * * is 334! None of them count. . .
Xiaoguo Lu: Oh? Pineapple blows snow, didn't you say you never play mahjong?
Pineapple blowing snow: Yes, I don't play mahjong. But I really like to study this national quintessence ~ ~ ~
4.( 1) pineapple Wei: Blow snow, leave me alone. A true hero should not be delayed by his children's affair. Hurry up, there are thousands of Qian Qian compatriots out there who need you.
Pineapple blowing snow: but, Wei, you know, for me, my 10 thousand compatriots are not as good as you.
Pineapple Wei: What did you say? Idiot, you big idiot.
Pineapple blowing snow: Wei! (Singing) There is a beautiful little girl whose name is Wei. ......
(2) Wei: Blow snow! Let me go. Let me go.
Snow Blowing: No, I can let go of the whole world, but I just can't let go of you!
5. Episode 22 "Weird Watermelon City"-"When Love Is Past"
Miss Watermelon: Don't mention the past, life has been stormy. Even if I don't want to be deformed, someone always pushes me: squeeze me in and let the deformation continue every day. Don't bother asking about my health.
Pineapple blowing snow: deformation is a difficult problem and dazzling. Transformers may work, but you are too difficult. You have never been truly deformed, because I always believe that watermelons should be round, not square.
"Why don't you understand?" "Don't say I don't understand!"
"Round watermelons are too common." "Absolutely unusual!"
Miss Watermelon: One day you will know that deformed watermelons can be sold to nouveau riche.
"But you are in too much pain." "Life is too hasty."
Miss Watermelon: I'm so scared. My eyes are always blurred.
Orange Liuxiang: Don't believe him, he is a playboy!
6. Episode 25 "Dream Lover"
Fake pear poem: Blowing snow, what are you doing? Want to avoid me?
Pineapple blowing snow: because, I look disgusting.
Fake pear poem: no! You are delicious.
Pineapple blowing snow: because I bought a lot of Lehman mini bonds, I am penniless now.
No, you are in debt because you have the courage to try.
Pineapple blowing snow: I, I am a philistine, uneducated, playboy.
No, you are romantic, charming, knowledgeable, versatile and have many girlfriends, so as to help them and enrich their lives and experiences.
7. Episode 26, "I want to rely on myself" = "Holy shit!"
Pineapple blowing snow: Master Wuji, if you don't stop, I'll be alone.
Master Promise: Hum, are you alone? What the fuck is going on?
Pineapple blowing snow: Shit! More jackfruit!