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Re-draft a couplet of Pingtung village office as required;

Sitting on the left, the champion, splashing, sharp writing, beautiful pen and ink; (No.1 scholar splash ink, beautiful scenery of Shushan)

Right-standing general, three-way fighting Jiang Yi, peace and tranquility. (Next, General Cai Hui emphasized rural peace.)

Note: (1) Mountain can be described as "sitting" on the flat ground or "standing" on the ground; (2) pen, noun, if used as a verb, means writing; (3) Osprey, commonly known as "Osprey", is fierce in nature and often flies over the water to catch fish; The river swimming with the osprey (4) is a field; Pingdong, that is, a relatively flat field, also implies the general name of Yaozhai Village (5) utensils, such as weapons and instruments; Heavy, that is, heavy weapons, shows the significance of attention and value; Value, which can be written correctly as a noun, can also be used as a verb to cross the sentence meaning; (6) The basis of the bottom allied statement is that it is precisely because the general attaches importance to the peace of the mountain village that the peace of Yaozhai is more blessed; (7) Quanlian is full of puns in meaning and part of speech, which requires repeated horizontal reading, word splitting, word grouping, word selection and interval arrangement, or longitudinal connection of nouns and verbs; (8) I don't want to do it because I am demanding the meaning of words and sentences.

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