Who has the funniest jokes?
2. It has been a long time since I received your message, and I feel very sad
When I thought about death, I cut my veins with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, and jumped over the building with a parachute
If you hang yourself with noodles, you will die.
Just treat me to a meal and I will die.
People from 4 countries took a plane to travel, and the plane was suddenly overloaded. The pilot said: Our plane is now overweight and one person must jump off."
The American shouted: "Long live the United States of America" and then jumped off the plane
The pilot said : It’s still too heavy, and I have to do another dance
The British shouted: "Long live Great Britain and the Kingdom", and then jumped out of the plane
At this time, the pilot said that he was still heavier, Still dancing
The Chinese came out. The Japanese held the Chinese’s hands affectionately and said, “I will never forget the kindness of the Chinese people in my life.” At this time, the Chinese National People’s Congress He shouted: "Long live the Republic of China" and kicked the Japanese out.
People from four countries took a plane to travel together. Unexpectedly, the plane broke down. The Americans said, There are three parachutes here. We must have someone jump out of the plane. The Americans said, "I'll give you a question. Whoever can't answer it will jump off." All three people agreed.
p>The Americans asked the Chinese: “How many suns are there in the sky? "
Chinese: "One"
Americans asked British people: "The sky and the moon?" ”
The British: “One”
The Americans asked the Japanese: “How many stars are there in the sky?” "
Japanese: "..."
The Americans kicked him down.
The next day, they traveled by plane again. Something went wrong again. The Americans said: "There are only three parachutes here. Someone has to get off the plane. As usual, I'm the one who will ask the question."
The Americans asked the Chinese: "A few years ago, a giant passenger ship crashed. What was it called? "
Chinese: "Titanic"
Americans asked British: "How many people died in that accident"
British: "1,503 people ”
The Americans asked the Japanese again: “What are the names of the 1,503 people?” "
Japan: "..."
The United States kicked the Japanese in the face and kicked him off the plane
The four of them went again on the third day During the trip, the plane also broke down again. The Americans came over at this time. Before they could speak, the Japanese shouted: "Forget it, you don't have to kick me, I will jump on my own." After jumping off the plane, the American shouted to the door: "Damn, you
are sick, there are 5 parachutes on the plane today"