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1. What kind of road can't be taken? (Answer: Circuit) 2. Wavelet's every move is inseparable from the rope. Why? (Answer: Bobbi is a puppet) 3. Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming) 4. A student throws a coin into the air: look up to the movies, play billiards, and learn when the coin stands up. (answer: go to school) 5. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat) 6. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? (Answer: Little Tiger) 7 7. Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? (Answer: I didn't get one) 8. Slip (hint: pay attention to homophonic) Three trees, you want to tie 10 horse, only one horse can be tied, but not two? (answer: how to tie it) 9. What is higher than the sky in the world? (Answer: the heart is higher than the sky) 10. What is the most valuable thing to lose? (Answer: Sputnik) 1 1. Sanjinxin, Sanshui is called Miao, and three people are called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? (Answer: Help) 12. What will the fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care) 13. What's more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow mouth) 14. What is the greatest family of Confucius in China? (Answer: the old man) 15. What does sleeping beauty fear most? (Answer: Insomnia) 16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you can never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's corpse) 17. No matter how similar the twins are, someone will tell them. Who is this man? (Answer: myself) 18. Besides trains, what is the longest car in the world? (Answer: Traffic jam) 19. Who is the man who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus) 20. Why don't eggs rot when they hit rocks? (Answer: Of course, throwing stones with eggs won't rot) 2 1. Which race is backward? Tug of war 22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (answer: kinship) 23. What does a dentist do? (Answer: mouth) 24. Obviously, he is nearsighted and a famous gluttonous boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? I can't see anything. A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? (answer: wearing a life jacket) 26. What can solve all the mysteries? (Answer: Mystery) 27. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat) 28. Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? (Answer: March 30th every year) 29. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: Ci Hai) 30. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: Night, where there is the shadow of the earth) 3 1. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river) 32. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (answer: what are the two points of removing the word ice? Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: Because he aimed) 34. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself) 35. The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. 36. What will increase by half after handstand? Why do people go to the market? (answer: because the market can't come) 38. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees can't jump) 39. A certain order is written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? (answer: it says horizontally, don't read this article) 40. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? (answer: murder weapon) 4 1. Why do modern people break their promises more and more? Answer: It is certainly more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter. Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, they always turn left and right. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall. When can the net carry water? Answer: When water turns into ice, you can of course use a net. 44. Where is the highest mortality rate in the world? (Answer: In bed) Six-year-old Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? Answer: Because mom asked dad to fix Xiaoming well. When will the clock in Times Square ring 13? Answer: When it comes to maintenance, what is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was okay? Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time. In ancient times, who became a father-in-law without being a father? ? A: Eunuch Xiao Li hurt his face by drinking. When he came home, he was afraid that his wife would blame him. He went to the bathroom and put a band-aid on the mirror, but his wife scolded him the next day. Why? Answer: the band-aid is attached to the mirror. If someone asks for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing? Answer: Is this the earth? What kind of competition does the winner get no prize and the loser gets a prize? Answer: Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room by punching, kicking and drinking, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. Why? Answer: Just push it away. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times and turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? Answer: Why are there hospitals that never accept patients? Answer: Two fathers and sons in the veterinary hospital went to buy hats, and each bought one. Why did they only buy three hats? ? Answer: Which melons are inedible for three generations? Answer: Fool, why do four 9s add up to 100? ? Answer: 99+9/9 = 100 When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in. ? Answer: When Xiao Wang stood guard at the post and went to the toilet, he clearly saw an enemy quietly touching him. Why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: Are you aiming at the target, black chicken or white chicken? Why? Answer: Black chickens are very powerful. They can lay white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs. Everything in the world melts when heated, but one thing solidifies when heated. What is this? Answer: In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why? Answer: What are the products with the same production date and effective date? Answer: There is a man in the newspaper. He was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? ? Answer: What is your own common word? ? Answer: Arabic numeral xu teacher made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, some bar matchboxes, horse tickets that didn't win the prize, and photos of old lovers were scattered all over the floor. In the panic, in order to avoid quarreling, he immediately covered something with his hand. What will he cover up? Answer: Cover your wife's eyes. Does this ice look like aluminum foil? Answer: Walking on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice) This letter is made of two eggs (four-word idiom)? Answer: Swear that wheat was stolen from both sides (four-word idiom)? Answer: Everything was stolen. Cattle in Cleisthenes stop barking after swimming in the water (four-word idiom)? Answer: A tortoise is famous for carrying a cross (four-word idiom). Answer: deserved (cross turtle) girls hang their mobile phones on their chests (guess the name of the fruit)? Answer: litchi (milk machine) Why do some people like to read comics? Answer: On the boring bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why? Answer: Are these a pair of deaf people? Please think it over. What is the biggest shadow you see? A: The shadow of the earth, that is, every night? Mrs. Kim has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? ? Answer: Does Mrs. King hesitate to eat sugar cane? There is a medicine that you want to take at the drugstore but you can't buy it. What medicine is this? Answer: some people often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices. Why? Answer: What kind of rain can kill people who dive on the high platform? Answer: Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies because of bullets? Answer: Because standing and watching your feet will be sour, what will be the impact of canceling morning self-study Answer: Sleep less for half an hour. Dr. J did 10 push-ups. Why is there a hole in the ground? Answer: Because he did push-ups with one hand and invited the tortoise and rabbit to race, and invited the pig to be the referee, who would win? Answer: I can't say! The person mentioned is a pig … What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said? Answer: Nonsense (chicken) Why do some people like to take a shower after taking a shower? Answer: Because it's disgusting to pee in the shower, how do men tidy up their clothes? Answer: [Dirty] and [Dirty but wearable] After going to the toilet, is it better to wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand? Answer: It's best to use toilet paper … What's the most important thing besides the admission ticket to take the entrance exam? Answer: Remember to get up. What will men and women become? Answer: Two people Mark's father is in the city library (four-word idiom) Answer: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? Answer: The new dog is still very excited to see you one year later. Bobo accidentally swallowed 1 yuan. Bobo patted him upside down, but spit out 10 yuan. What should Bobo do? Answer: keep feeding him one yuan, which one is the most diligent? Which number is laziest? Answer: A bear without a tail is a tail bear, and a bear without a penis is a bear. Answer: Mama Bear, what is the smallest island in the world? Answer: What is a safe island? Answer: September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10? Answer: Confucius, the full moon wolf is coming (guess)? Answer: carambola (sheep escape) What would the world look like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive? Answer: One more person ... There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-word idiom) Answer: You are welcome (there are carp in the ice). Why does tofu hurt people? Answer: Is it possible that an ant really climbed from Sichuan to Tokyo because it was frozen tofu? Answer: There was an accident of climbing a bus on the map, and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay? Answer: Because he is not in the car, there is a place where he can go in and out. What is this place? Answer: In the 100-meter race in the grave, the chicken runs faster than the goose. Why did you arrive at the terminal later? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction. A ball and an iron ball fell from the tall building. Who landed first? Answer: the iron ball bell rings in the east, and there is no one in the classroom. What happened? Answer: physical education class. Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand? Answer: The car is a taxi. Who is busy with work all day? Answer: The ballerina Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why? Answer: From one to two, what did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: What is the other foot? People keep eating it, but they can never get enough. Answer: How can air make eyebrows grow under the eyes? Answer: What is the most memorable thing before going to bed? Answer: Close your eyes. Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat with glasses? There is an old man who lives on the twelfth floor. Why does he never take the elevator? Answer: Because he lives on the first floor, and: 1. How did Lin Daiyu die? Answer: I fell dead. There is a song to prove it: there is a sister Lin 2 in the world. On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why? Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple. What chicken has no wings? Answer: Frog 4. What kind of snake has many mouths? Answer: 5. People will never see where it is. Answer: 6 behind yourself. How to treat seven men and seven women? Answer: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. 23456789。 Type an idiom. Answer: Lack of clothes and food {both are indispensable }8. What did you see most on the boat? Answer: water 9. Who knows what you don't know and I know? Answer: There is a big hole in the sole. What can I throw on the street without a fine? Answer: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out? Wang Leehom, what if You Zhu runs out? Han Hong 1) Q: A male scientist recalled that he and his wife went to the South Pole for an investigation, but he was snowblind on the way and couldn't see anything. So they wandered around the South Pole and finally had to eat penguins raw to survive. But his wife didn't hold on at last, and finally died. He walked alone for a day and was finally saved. The next day, he deliberately went to the penguin shop to eat penguins, and when he came back, he actually committed suicide. Why? 2) Jump on the train and ask: A person goes to Linzhen to see a doctor by train, and it will be fine after seeing it. On the way back, the train passed a tunnel, and the man jumped out of the car and committed suicide. Why? 3) Shuicao asked: A boy and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river. Suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, and the boy jumped into the water to look for it, but he couldn't find his girlfriend. He left here sadly. A few years later, he revisited his old place. At this time, he saw an old man fishing, but the fish caught by the old man had no aquatic plants. He asked the old man why there were no aquatic plants on the fish. The old man said: there have never been any aquatic plants in this river. At this point, the boy suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why? 4) The story of the funeral Q: There are three people, mother and daughter. Mother died and the two sisters went to the funeral. My sister met a handsome man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. My sister killed my sister when I got home. Why? 5) Half a match Q: A man died in the desert with several suitcases scattered around him. This man was holding half a match in his hand. Reasoning how this man died? 6) sawdust on the ground Q: There are two dwarfs in the circus. The blind dwarf is shorter than the other one. The circus only needs one dwarf, and the shorter the circus dwarf, the better. The two dwarfs decided who was shorter than who, and the tall one committed suicide. However, just the day before the date, the blind dwarf, that is, the short dwarf, committed suicide at home. Only wooden furniture and sawdust were found in his house. Why did he kill himself? 7) Knocking at the door in the middle of the night Q: A person lives in a hut on the top of the mountain. He heard someone knocking at the door in the middle of the night. He opened the door, but no one was there, so he went to bed. After waiting for a while, there was another knock at the door. I answered the door, but there was still no one. I waited several times. The next day, someone found a body at the foot of the mountain. The police came and took the people at the top of the mountain away. Why? 8) Cattle eat grass Q: There is a young man whose house is separated from his neighbor's by a lawn. One night, the man was awakened by the quarrel next door, and then he heard the sound of throwing things, chopping axes and cows eating grass. After a while, he heard someone knocking at his door again, but he ignored it and fell asleep again. The next day, he found the hostess next door dead in front of his house. The process of reasoning about it. 9) unprovoked suicide Q: One rainy night, a man was listening to the radio in the car. At this moment, the radio is broadcasting. Because of the heavy wind and rain that night, there was news of the plane crash. While the man was listening carefully, suddenly there was lightning and thunder in the distance. The radio stopped for a few seconds because of interference. Just when the radio was about to return to normal, the man suddenly jumped out of the car and committed suicide. Why? 10) q: a building manager accidentally put out the searchlight on the roof that night. The next day, he read a report in the newspaper that a plane crashed into the building last night. The building that was hit happened to be his company building. When he saw the news, he ran to the top floor of the building as fast as he could and then jumped to his death. Why? 1. The male scientist actually lived by eating his friend's meat. When he went to eat real goose meat, he found out the fact (goose meat was different from what he had eaten) and committed suicide; Because the second man entered the tunnel with the train, it was dark at that time. He thought that the blindness he had just cured had recurred, and he committed suicide because he couldn't stand the sudden blow. 3. When the boy knew that there was no algae in the river, he realized that the "algae" wrapped around his feet and kicked off by himself was actually his girlfriend's hair, and he committed suicide because of remorse ... 4. My sister killed her sister because she thought she could hold another funeral, and then she could see the handsome guy again ... 5. This man was crossing the desert with friends in a hot air balloon, and he didn't lose enough weight because of lack of fuel and throwing away his suitcase. We still have to lose weight, so we draw lots with matches for the whole one and a half. Whoever draws a half will jump, and the protagonist will unfortunately win the bid ... 6. The blind dwarf secretly went to the blind dwarf's house to saw off all the furniture of the blind dwarf's house with a saw. The blind dwarf doesn't know the situation because he is blind, because he has to touch the furniture by his body. When he suddenly found that his furniture was getting shorter, he thought he had grown taller, so he committed suicide ... 7. Because the man's home was built on the top of the mountain, the door was open to the outside, and every time the unfortunate victim climbed to the door and knocked on the door for help, the man was naturally knocked down by the door as soon as the owner opened the door, so the owner could not see the helper ... The victim fell dead. 8. The neighbor couple were quarreling (quarreling), and then his wife started throwing things (quarreling). The husband angrily picked up an axe and cut his wife's arm. If you can't stop, cut off your wife's leg and her tongue (quarrel). The husband wants to dispose of the body the next day, and he doesn't want his wife to die. The wife turned to the man living next door for help when her husband went back to his room to rest, but because she lost her legs, arms and tongue, she had to bite the grass on the lawn and slowly move over (the cows ate grass). Climbing to the door, the wife hit the door of the man's house with her head for help, and finally bled to death. 9. This man is the news anchor of the radio station. He orchestrated a murder, and he killed his wife. He used a pre-recorded tape to play when he hosted the program. At the same time, he went back to kill his wife, drove back and listened to what he recorded in the car. But the broadcast was interrupted for a few seconds, but his recording didn't stop, which immediately erased his alibi, so he jumped out of the car and committed suicide. 10. He went to the top floor to turn on the searchlight to escape responsibility. But the building was hit by a plane. When he reached the roof, the building collapsed. Other: 1. Why do bats often hang upside down? Because of its gastroptosis. It takes 6 hours for a train to go from A to B, and now it has been running for 3 hours. Where should the train be now? On the tracks. After breakfast, Adi went to the toilet with a big bag. Why is there only half a steamed bread left after he came out? He forgot to bring toilet paper. 4. Why does everyone say that kittens eat human flesh and don't spit bones? Because he ate a dough kneading machine. 5. Why? My brother never stops when he meets an intersection by military vehicle. He used to drive a train. 6. Under what circumstances does one plus one definitely not equal to two? A kilo of flour and a large glass of water will only equal a piece of dough. 7. Why do vampires never drink juice or vegetable juice? Afraid of the cross in the juice. 8. Male crabs drink because they are afraid of being scolded by their wives. He went home to wear cologne and rinse his mouth, but before he entered the house, his wife waiting at home found him drunk again. Why? Because he walked straight back. 9. Abby will take an English exam tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva in Foguang Mountain was responsive. He hurried up the mountain to burn incense and worship Buddha, asking the Bodhisattva to bless him to be admitted tomorrow. As a result, he still failed the English exam the next day. Why? Because the Bodhisattva can't read English, she can't get through! 10. A man met 10 lions on his way home. What will he become? Ten piles of lion shit. 1 1. Your girlfriend keeps pestering you for the stars in the sky. What should you do? Give her a good punch and ask her if she wants the moon. Toothworm 13. Cosmetics make a woman's face beautiful, but whose face is ugly? Jing Wong is a polite man, but when someone knocks at the door, he won't invite others in. He is in the toilet 15. What is the most painful thing for birds? Cannot ascend to heaven after death 16. Wang Jing took 100 yuan to go to the store to buy things. Since 75 yuan, the boss only looked for 5 yuan. Why? He only gave it to his boss 80 yuan 17. What kind of people want as many children as possible? Manufacturers of children's products 18. What is the last thing to do before death? Take your last breath 19. How big a ship does it take to transport 5 tons of logs from upstream to downstream? No boat floats 20. A plane full of passengers descended from the sky, but no one was injured. Why? They're all dead. 2 1. Jing Wong graduated from junior high school and taught himself high school and college courses. What's his education level? Arrogance 22. What's the difference between the son of a dragon and the son of a dog? One is a prince and the other is a dog. 23. What is the difference between a flea and a lion? Have you ever seen fleas on a lion? On 2000 1 month 1 day, everyone was doing a very important thing. Do you remember what it is? Breathe 25 times. Who knows best how many stars are in the sky? God knows another one: brain teaser] What makes you angrier? The balloon [brain teaser] is worrying when it is not broken, and it is happy when it is broken. What is this? World record [brain teaser] which one can't be bought in a bookstore? Attention, what's the difference between a secretary being bitten by a crocodile and a shark? What are the absolute similarities between husband and wife in life? The wedding date is exactly the same [brain teaser] What is the narrowest road? What are the main reasons for divorce? Marriage [brain teaser] What comes often, but never really comes? Tomorrow, on a dark windy night, Xiao Li met a ghost and the ghost escaped. Why? I met a coward who failed in heart-changing surgery. 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1 Who in the world will suddenly get old? Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife. How much is a heart worth? Answer: 1 100 million. Because of singleness! How much do I need to bring when I go out in typhoon weather? Answer: 40 million. Don't go out because there is nothing to do in typhoon weather. What books can't be read because the exam is coming? Answer: encyclopedia (encyclopedia loses all). If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? [Answer] Heaven occupies position 6 Question: What are cloth and paper afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand. Question 7: What is the pencil surname? Answer: Xiao Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) a pencil. Q: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn). Question 9: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 reasons for working hard: 1 (1) Don't do 2 (2) Never stop. 10 Question: How to make sparrows quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence (silence). 1 1 Question: Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao's reason: Speak of the devil 12 Question: 30-50 is worse than bear shit! Answer: 40 Reason: Facts speak louder than words (13 Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out? Answer: Wang Leehom's reason: coax 14 into the question: What should I do if I come out again? Answer: Han Hong's reason: It is also said that September 28th of 15 is Confucius' birthday, so what is the date of June 28th of 10? Answer: Confucius full moon 16 Wolf is coming (guess)? Answer: carambola (sheep escape) 17 Jiang Gong (Chiang Kai-shek) What would the world be like if he were still alive? Answer: One more person ... 18 There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-word idiom)? Answer: You are welcome (cold carp) 19 Why can tofu hurt people? Answer: Because it was frozen tofu 20, a bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay? Answer: Because he is not in the car, there is a place where he can go in and out. What is this place? Answer: In the 22-meter race between chickens and geese, chickens run faster than geese, but why do they arrive at the finish line later? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction. The bell in the east rang, but there was no one in the classroom. What happened? Answer: Lingling, 24, is in the PE class. She has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her as one of the best in mathematics. Why? Answer: Count from one to two. What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: Take the other foot.
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