Does anyone have the full text of "If You Like Weirdos" by Short Hair Summer, thank you!

Later they all said I was beautiful. Sometimes it's on the road, sometimes it's in a restaurant, sometimes it's in magazines or on the Internet. They all said I had a stunning face that was unforgettable, and they praised me directly or implicitly as if it was a given. But actually I know that's not the case, they are all lying. After I turned seventeen, I learned that beauty and fashion are also related. In the past few years, classical beauty has become popular, and in a few years modern beauty has become popular. For a few years, big eyes have become popular, and after a few years, small eyes have become popular. Things change, and that's how it is in the fashion world. I just happened to catch a good time, because at that time, alternative beauty suddenly became popular.

But this was not the case when I was fifteen. When I was fifteen, I often looked in the mirror and sighed or sad, lamenting why fate was so unfair and gave me such an ugly face. I have a pair of narrow eyes with single eyelids. The distance between the two eyes is very large. From one to the other, it is as far as going around the earth. My mouth is very thin but very wide, like a narrow boat, floating on my thin but thin face, as if stuck in the middle of the river. The most important thing is that the corners of my mouth are naturally droopy, and no matter what expression I make, it seems to be full of resentment. My classmates gave me various nicknames. The most unpleasant one was called "Black Widow" because I liked to wear black clothes and crowd in the crowd, trying not to be so eye-catching, but still to no avail.

My mother always comforted me and said: "You are still young. It will be better when you grow up a little. Haven't you heard of the female major change? When you are a little older, open up a little." , you will become more normal.”

I really don’t know if this is comfort or sarcasm. She might as well just say that I don’t look normal. But she is indeed qualified to say this, because I have not inherited a single bit of her genes, and she is a real beauty. She is already forty years old, and people will still strike up a conversation with her when walking on the road. She takes good care of herself, eating only fruits and vegetables every day, and her waistline always remains at 1.7 feet. Before going to bed, apply various skin care products on your face. The first thing you do when you get up is put on makeup. She went to school to hold a parent-teacher conference for me, wearing a tight black dress, pearl earrings and necklace, which scared my classmates. They asked me again and again: "You are not your mother's biological child, are you?" They don’t look alike!”

Sometimes I doubt this and ask her, but she says, “You just look like your dad.”

But I don’t know my dad at all. Who is it? My mother has been married three times since I can remember. The first one was Wang, a small businessman, and I have no impression of him. The second one was Li, a bank manager, wearing glasses, and elegant. Wen; the third one is a state-owned enterprise employee. He is fat and treats me very well on the surface, but privately he says to me in a weird way: "Hey, sometimes I am really embarrassed to take you out."

Later, my mother heard this and divorced him without saying a word. In this way, I have had four fathers before I became an adult, including of course the one I have never met. In addition, I also have various grandparents, aunts, and cousins. If I want to make a family tree in the future, I will definitely not be able to use up three pieces of paper. But that wasn't the end. When I was fifteen, my mother was getting married again. This time, she was a jeweler, her surname was Liang, and her name was Liang Shuxin. She was divorced and had a daughter of the same age as me. That girl was not a light-hearted person either. When the four of us went out to eat, she took advantage of the two adults not paying attention and said to me in a sharp voice: "I don't want to be your sister. Oh my god, why are you so ugly?"

Liang Shuxin was very kind to me and said: "When you grow up, you will know that a person's appearance may be important, but besides appearance, there are many other things that are also important."

"Then why did you marry my mother? Isn't it because she is beautiful?" I asked unceremoniously in front of my mother, deliberately embarrassing them.

But he said: "Hey, you and your mother have known each other for fifteen years. Don't you know her other advantages besides being beautiful? It seems that your observation skills need to be strengthened.

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My mother immediately laughed, and even my future sister laughed too. I became angry and refused to continue eating, but they did not persuade me. They just said lightly: "Autumn will come in the blink of an eye. It has passed, and there are only a few days left to eat crabs. The next time I want to eat crabs will be next year. "

Liang Shuxin took the crab claws and quickly opened the crabs with his hands and feet, and put the crab meat on my mother's plate, his daughter's plate, and his own plate. I finally got a little annoyed. Said: "I want it too! "

"Don't you want to eat? "He deliberately teased me like this, but he still gave me a big piece of crab meat.

I have to admit that I am no match for him. If he wants me to do something, it is really easy. Among my mother's husbands and boyfriends, he is probably the only one who can do this. Others either ignore me at all or deal with me for my mother's sake. At least he respects me. I think he is the only one. There is no one who sees me as my mother’s appendage.

On the way home, my mother asked me: “How was it? "

Of course I knew what she was asking me, so I said: "I don't like his daughter. ”

“There are so many people you don’t like. My mother opened the car window and lit a cigarette: "Anyway, you two are not in the same school. You can meet up to two times a day, go out once and come home once. Liang Shuxin's house is very big. If you want, you two can just live there." Upstairs and downstairs, it is not easy to meet each other. "

Strange, she also called him Liang Shuxin, and when she mentioned the previous ones, she called them "Uncle Wang", "Uncle Li" and "Uncle Xu", maybe because I grew up. Well. I think.

But when will this day end? I couldn’t help but ask my mother: "When will you stop getting married?" "

My mother laughed, and after she finished laughing, she felt a little sad and said, "Otherwise, what else can you do to me?" We, mother and daughter, can eat, drink or have sex without spending money? ”

The implication is that she relies on men for survival. I despise her a little, but it’s hard to say it out. What right do I have to despise her? I also need to survive on her! At least She didn't make my life too difficult. I have a classmate who is also a single parent. He wears the same clothes for three years. It is the time when his body is growing, and his trousers turn into cropped trousers, then into cropped trousers, and he has to keep wearing them. Go down. At least I don't have to wear old clothes. I'm growing fast. I've grown a full 30 centimeters since I was thirteen. I'm about to reach 1.7 meters in height and have to run all over the mall to buy a pair of pants. But my mother never She didn't even complain. She didn't even allow me to wear men's pants. The last time I wore them was Levi's, which cost more than a thousand yuan. She paid the bill without blinking.

After all, she still loves me. .

So I compromised and said, "You can get married if you want." ”

She then said: “We have already obtained the certificate. I have been married so many times and I don’t dare to hold any weddings. I will just give you a token treat in a few days. Then it will be At Liang Shuxin's house, by the way, he has a cook who cooks delicious food. You don't have to worry about me not being able to cook whatever you want to eat in the future. ”

I couldn’t help shouting: “Why are you asking me for my opinion after you have already received the certificate!” "

She said without changing her expression: "After all, we will live together in the future. It is always better for you to be satisfied." ”

Just like that, we moved to Liang Shuxin’s house in the blink of an eye. The first day I lived in the west of the city, and the next day I lived in the east of the city. Liang Shuxin came to pick me up from school in person, and he drove a car The black Mercedes-Benz was not too eye-catching, but someone was still pointing at me at the school gate. He stuck his head out of the car window and called my name: "Zhu Xiaoming!" "

My name is so ugly.

I approached him and asked: "What are you doing here? "

"Pick you up and take you home from school," he opened the car door and said, "From today on, you will live with us. ”

I was a little reluctant, but helplessly got into the car.

He played a piece of soft music and said: "Your school is too far away from home. Do you want me to help you transfer to another school?"

"Where to transfer to?"

"Bomei Middle School , how about it?"

It was a noble school. I was stunned and asked: "Is your daughter studying there too?"

"Yes, but she is with you. They are not in the same grade. She broke her leg in elementary school and took a year off, so she is in the second grade of junior high school. Also, don't call her 'your daughter'. From now on, she will be your sister. You can just call her Liang Meng. Guo, Guoguo or Mengmeng, it’s all fine.”

I curled my lips: “She doesn’t want an ugly guy like me to be her sister.”

Liang Shuxin laughed. , turned his head and glanced at me, and said: "Guoguo is a little willful, but as time goes by you will find that she is a very kind girl. Also, classmate Xiao Ming, I won't allow you to be so arrogant. Not ugly. If someone says you are ugly, you can just tell them that they are blind. Girls can call themselves stupid or lazy, but they can never call themselves ugly. ”

I was extremely shocked. It was the first time someone said such a thing to me. I was so moved that I almost cried. For a long time I couldn't feel my heartbeat, and the world became silent. I looked at the fleeting scenery outside the car window and those blurry faces, and felt a dull pain in my heart. Liang Shuxin still drove the car smoothly and looked straight ahead. Later I learned that he was a very focused person. I couldn't help but lower my head and whispered: "I don't want to call you daddy."

"It doesn't matter, you can call me whatever you want, you can call me by my first name, or you can call me Mr. Liang, Lao Liang, if you don't want to do any of this, just call me 'Hey'."

I thought for a while and decided to call him Liang Shuxin like my mother, so I said softly: " "Liang Shuxin."

He agreed, turned to look at me, and asked, "So we have reconciled? We will have a happy cooperation in the future!"

He actually turned around and looked at me. He took off his hand and extended it to me. I was stunned for three seconds before I stretched out my hand to shake his hand and said, "Happy cooperation."