I have to stop talking~quickly! ! ! ! !

Rain hits yellow plum blossoms - bad luck. (Falling plum)

Half a tael of cotton - no need to discuss. (Free of bullets)

A bald man holding an umbrella - lawlessness. (No hair, no sky)

The short transition - peace of mind. (Yan Xin).

Buying pigs in a horse shop—that’s not a problem. (Not that city).

The weather in the twelfth lunar month - use your hands and feet. (frozen hands and frozen feet).

It is unreasonable for a father to kowtow to his son. (How can there be such a gift).

Stones were thrown into public toilets - causing public outrage. (causing public feces).

Wearing a leather jacket inside out - pretending. (pretending to be a sheep).

Confucius moved - a net loss. (It’s just a book).

Pregnant women walking on a single-plank bridge - taking risks out of desperation. (Taking risks out of desperation).

Grandma’s son died—there was no way to save him. (No uncle).

Husband slaps his fan - desolate. (Wife Liang).

The scholar’s ​​empty coffin was buried----------arrogant. (There is no one among the trees).

Jie Yuan----------Rules in Bastard. (guiju).

Wear gloves in June----conservative. (Guard your hands).

Raw peanuts--------------noisy. (It must be fried).

The cobbler does not bring an awl - that's fine. (Needle row).

It is just right for a girl from the He family to marry the Zheng family. (Zheng Heshi).

The monk’s house----------temple. (wonderful).

Wash the yellow lotus by the river----------Why bother. (River is bitter).

Blind people wear glasses----------pretending to be smart. (False and false).

Dreaming about becoming a butterfly----------Fantasy. (Thinking of Feifei).

Monkey learning to walk----------hypocritical. (Fake orangutan).

Hardcover Maotai------------Long time. (good wine).

The spider pulls the web------------selfishly. (from silk).

The blind man carries the blind man on his back----------He is getting busier and busier. (Blind on top of blind).

Long live my nosebleed---- it's red. (I am red).

Break the casserole------------Ask the end. (Tattoo to the end).

Take a walk in the watermelon field---it's good for both sides. (Left and right are circles).

Take off the old shoes and replace them with new ones------change the evil and return to the right. (Change your shoes to make things right).

Sack bags and grass bags------each generation is not as good as the last. (One bag is not as good as one bag).

The beans at the bottom of the bowl are vividly visible. (Every particle is in the eye).

Selling cloth without a ruler----------has bad intentions. (Without intention).

The poor carpenter opens ----------- only one sentence. (Only one saw).

Fire in the brick kiln----------rumor. (Kiln smoke).

The lamp is oil-free------------it's a waste of time. (Waste of waste).

Zhong Kui married his sister and fooled around. (Ghost marriage)

Crossing the river in a dung boat--------pretending to be dead. (Pretending to be shit).

The sticky nest mixed with yellow lotus ------- year after year of suffering. (One sticky and one sticky bitterness).

Open the drawer in the drug store and look for fun. (find pills).

The toad jumped into the well----I don’t understand. (Pfft).

The opera singer and horseman----------no. (walk).

Stir-fried pickles without soy sauce ------ I've said it before. (Salt first).

Eat dumplings without the fillings----naughty. (picking skin).

Getting from Henan to Hunan is even more difficult. (South to South).

Build lanterns and move rocks---just do as you are told. (copy).

The flood washed away the Earth Temple------be careful. (Liu Shen).

Cracking the whip in the plowed fields----bragging. (to urge cattle).

The backbone of a child is a villain. (The villain’s back).

The aviation force turned somersaults--confused right and wrong. (test flight upside down).

The mouse fell into the water tank------fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave----nothing. (No temple).

The freighter went out to sea---------- layman. (foreign airlines).

Fire flagpole------------Sigh. (Long charcoal).

The weasel crawls into the chicken coop----speculation. (stealing chicken).

Soaking stones in a sauce vat--it's hard to describe in one word. (It takes a little salt to get in).

There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with round sound).

It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs visible).

Eat ginseng----------candidate. (Added later).

Emperor Pi’s mother----the skin is too thick. (Queen Mother Pi).

Thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue----Honest Man. (Old Stone Man).

Lead the sheep into the photo studio------make a fool of yourself. (Sheep appearance).

Planting vegetables on the wall----No chance. (no garden).

Fan and talk----talking like crazy. (Gossip).

Twelve taels of silver------------certain. (one tablet).

Sleeping guarding the toilet is not far from death. (Not far from shit).

Tang Seng’s book------------a serious book. (a true scripture).

Eating in a small bowl---it depends on the sky. (by Tim).

The meat pot was thrown into the river----------drowsy. (Meat and meat are heavy).

The bastard has chicken feathers in his belly------He returns home like an arrow. (The turtle's heart is like an arrow).

There is a cave behind the temple----------it's wonderful. (The temple is clear).

The longevity star Qi Xianhe----------no way out. (No more deer).

Put down 18 yuan twice------I've heard about it for a long time. (Nine texts and nine texts).

The girls in the dyeing room don't wear white shoes - naturally. (Self-dyed).

Tie pigtails at the back------violation of law and discipline. (The tail hair is messy).

The stove turned over----------unfortunately. (Pour coal).

The rice pot is smoking------------Confused. (The rice is mushy).

Baidu has remembered your name --- Jealousy (duji)

The narcissus does not bloom - pretending to be garlic

A dumb man eats yellow lotus - he suffers from himself Zhi (or "There is suffering that cannot be expressed")

There is also a homophonic Xiehouyu, which adds homophonic elements to the previous one. For example:

Nephew lights lanterns - as usual (uncle)

Confucius moves - all loses (books)

Burns flagpole - long charcoal ( Sigh, that is, enjoyment)

The sword in the cesspool - literary (sounding) cannot be done, and martial arts (dancing) cannot be done either.