Marriage is the tomb of love. To fall in love with another person is to move the tomb. To fall in love with someone is to feng shui your own tomb.
If marriage is the tomb of love, then...
If marriage is the tomb of love, then...
Longing for love→ I don’t know whether to live or die
Looking for a partner→ Living impatiently
Blind date→ Checking the feng shui for your own cemetery
Admiration→ The deadline is not far away
Confession → Digging one’s own grave
Rejection → Escape from death
Talk about love → This is not life-threatening
Write a love letter → Pay in installments for your own cemetery
Cold war→ lingering for a while
Break up→ a critical moment
Reunion→ what should come will come
Proposal→ abet suicide
Saving a wedding fund→Insuring life insurance
Engagement→One foot has already stepped into the coffin
Marriage→Both died in love
Third party→Grave robbing
Transferring love → moving tomb
Divorce→ leaving death and living again
Engagement banquet→ Memorial service
Wedding banquet→ Transcendence Dharma assembly
Relatives and friends → Funeral group
Package of red envelopes → Condolence money
Notarized marriage → Death certificate issued by the court
Group marriage → Mass suicide
Marriage craze→ Rush to die
Ideal marriage partner→ Pure land on earth
Those who have been married many times→ Model cemetery
Marriage agency → Funeral agency
Marriage expert → Cemetery administrator
Wedding anniversary → Qingming Tomb Sweeping Festival
General marriage → death
Lightning wedding → Sudden death
Get on the bus first and then pay for the ticket → Die happily
Get married on the order of the son → I don’t know how I died
Hesitating about marriage→ Life and death in a moment
Fake marriage→ Pretending to be dead
Love in a foreign country→ Death in a foreign country
Women always lure men towards love Grave → The most poisonous woman’s heart
Men always lead women to the grave of love → No poisonous husband