The lines of the deputy director of Cui Daben’s sketch, urgently requested! ! !
Director: Action! Director, I'm sorry to wait a moment, the actors will be here soon, don't worry. Let me briefly introduce myself. I am a very famous assistant director from Taiwan. I am XXX. Attention all departments! The rocker is walking. Thank you. Is the makeup teacher here? Okay, thank you. I'll be there soon. (Others come on stage) Hey! Sorry, sorry gentlemen, that trouble is because we don’t provide food on the set, okay? Sir, could you please come out for a moment? Could you please come out with me?
A: It’s time to eat.
Director: Can you come out for a while?
A: Are you eating?
Director: I’ll eat later. Come out with me first. I’ll see you if I have something to do.
A: I haven’t finished eating yet.
Guide: come out.
A: Okay.
Director: You are an actor, you are the leader. Have you found the actor I asked you to find?
A: Ah!
Director: Have the actors I asked you to find arrived?
A: Have they arrived?
Director: I’m asking you, are you here?
A: Yes, are you here?
Director: I’m asking you, are the actors here?
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A: Laile
Director: Is this all?
A: Yes
Director: I'm sorry, gentlemen, could you please get up and come out? Don't eat, please. Could you please come out. Let me ask you, are you looking for this? Who are these?
A: International bowl, coming from Thailand
B: Sawadee Kaka Kaka!! !
Director: What about this?
A: A top actor in China, played Professor Du
Director: Sir, we are here to make a movie. Can we get your teeth out?
C: The porcelain is baked
Guide: People’s porcelain is all white
C: The porcelain is burnt
Guide: OK Okay, stop talking, this guy is quite handsome. Come and introduce me to who this is.
A: My son (hehehe)
Director: What is your son’s name?
A: My name is Shi Xiang
Director: Let me ask you what your son’s name is!
A: My name is Shi Zhenxiang
Director: Okay, okay, let’s get into a formation, we’re about to dance. Come on, stand according to size.
Are you the first? Are you the second? Are you the third one? Are you the fourth? You---are the fourth. Count! (One or two) Are you one or two?
A: Two fools, I am one
Director: Then why don’t you shout
A: one!
Director: Did I say start? Turn left in the opposite direction. Don’t move. Don’t move. Don’t move. Don’t move. Can you please stay still (while talking, hit A on the head)
A: This The feng shui is not good, I'll move somewhere else
Guide: Turn backwards! Yo, we meet again. The guards at the back should stand still and don't even move. . .
A: Hey! I'm not here. If you want to be touched, come to me. I'm here!
Guide: Don’t move behind you
A: Hit, hit, hit! ! ! Beat that Savadika
Director: If you don’t move, you move, right? Form a line. The next episode we will arrange is a musical. Let me see if your sense of rhythm is good.
Come on, big guys, get ready, yo yo, move, Cheke, yo, Cheke, yo, yo, all move, yo, why don't you move?
A: You're blind!
Director: Okay, okay, time doesn’t allow now. Come and prepare for each type of work (kick the director) Who kicked me (loudly)
C: It’s the one in front (point to the front) )
Director: He is so far away and can kick me. I tell you not to be so gloating about who kicked me. I know in my heart that the person who just kicked me took a step forward (the others retreated, leaving only A)
A: It’s not me
Director: As soon as I thought about it, I knew it was you, you bald donkey. What do you mean? Wang Er, no matter how much you win over the actors, I don’t need you to prepare right away (turn around and leave) )
A: Sorry (kicking the director, the shoe fell off)
Director: What is this (holding the shoe) Rest! Wang Er, are you the same as those three? That foot is also wearing stockings. What do you mean? (Director A recommends)
A: Is it over? Is it over?
Director : What does it mean?
A: What do you mean? What do you mean? You, an assistant director, do nothing but beat us, bully us, and deduct our money. I tell you, from now on, I will not be an actor and you will not be an assistant director. Stop it, I'm telling you, even as an unscrupulous assistant director like you, you can't make any big movies. Let's go and say goodbye.
Director: I'm sorry, director, I screwed up this movie, director, director. . . . .