Lines from the sketch "Underwater New Year's Eve"
yang: forward three!
Hu: Forward three!
Shang: the depth is 26!
Jin: the depth is 26!
Wang: the depth is 26!
Shang: heading 18!
Hou: heading 18!
fan: heading 18!
Shang: Enter the rest and navigation state!
close: enter the rest navigation state!
Shang: The Sound of Underwater ...
Close: Start broadcasting!
(The news broadcast music starts)
Shang: Ladies and gentlemen, today is January 25th, 29, and it's 22: 12 Beijing time. On this New Year's Eve of family reunion, in this deep blue ocean, I give you ...
Happy New Year!
Shang: comrades-in-arms, Shenzhou VII went to heaven, and the astronauts' extravehicular activities attracted worldwide attention! And our submarine goes into the sea and can't leave the cabin. No one knows. We have been sailing underwater silently for two months. Today, I want to broadcast the important news that everyone has been waiting for for a long time ...
Wang: Team Leader ...
Shang: What's playing?
Wang: Don't fool us. Things outside can't get in and we can't get out. What's the news?
Shang: Why is there no news? Why is there no news? Dear comrades ...
Ho: Ah ...
Shang: I have no mood at all. You are so annoying, Dapeng. Take care of him!
yang: well, sit down! (actually, it seems that there is no word, that is, yelling.)
(Laughter)
Shang: Comrades, today is New Year's Eve, and we are about to finish our task, return home smoothly and go home for the New Year!
(everyone cheers)
Shang: Are you happy?
I'm happy!
Shang: Are you happy?
happy!
Shang: I made up this news
(Everyone is speechless)
Yang: (singing) If the sea can take a person away ...
He: (singing) Let him take you away
Shang: It's cruel, then I'll be a fish swimming all day
Shang: me.
Shang: What's the first thing to do when you land?
(people scramble to speak first)
Shang: Don't make a noise, don't make a noise, hatch 9 will speak first
He: Why?
Shang: These are the rules on submarines, which are called "hidden rules" for short!
H: Huh?
Shang: The most important symbol of an excellent submarine is that it stays underwater for a long time. Hold 9 says first
Hou: Yeah! ! ! The first thing I do when I go ashore is to take a good bath. The water temperature should not be too high, and it's better to be 8 degrees < P >.
fan: how about molting?
Hou: I take a shower for two hours, soak in a big pool for four hours, and steam in a sauna for eight hours.
Yang: Sprinkle some salt, and the chicken will be out of the pot!
(laughter)
Hou: yuck! Damn it! I was famously clean when I was in the submarine academy. I haven't taken a bath for two months since I got on our submarine, and now I feel like jiaozi who just got out of the pot ................................................................................................................................................
Hou: yum, it fell into the mound.
Fan: It's like a snowball, hahaha
Shang: You're still numb. You
Shang: No.1 cabin!
Yang and Wang: Here we are.
Yang: I said
Wang: I said
Yang: I said
Wang: I said
Yang, Wang: guess Ding Ke
Yang: (blowing gestures) I always said
(laughter)
Yang: there is fried cabbage
Wang: fried celery
Yang: fried spinach
Wang: fried leek
Yang, Wang: fried rape, fried coriander
Wang: as long as it is green
Yang: fried leaves are fine
(laughter)
Shang.
yang and Wang: hey!
Shang: No.6 cabin ...
Jin and Hu: here!
Hu: er, you first say
Jin: you first say
Jin: I first say
Hu: Ah ...
Jin: The first thing I do when I go ashore is to go to my future brother-in-law, so that my future brother-in-law can take me to my future sister-in-law.
ho!
Hu: spare me, won't you just meet your girlfriend?
h: exactly!
Jin: alas! It's not easy for us submariners to fall in love. You can't say when to go ashore and when to leave.
Yes, keep it a secret!
Hu: No phone calls, no messages. Does anyone know where we've been?
Kim: So a thousand words turn into my deep kiss to her, Boo ~
Hu: Oops! By the way, don't you often kiss your girlfriend's photos? Why haven't you kissed recently?
Kim: I can't get married
Hu: What's the matter?
Jin: It's missing
(Laughter)
Shang: Oh, I said Yang Kim, did you kiss or bite you? No.3 cabin
Fan: Here we are! The first thing I do when I go ashore is to sit on the boat again!
h: haven't you sat down enough?
fan: not enough seats. Comrades, this is the fifth and last New Year's Eve I have spent underwater. When I landed, I changed jobs and never got a chance to come back here. But don't worry, no matter where I go, my heart will always be with you, clapping for veterans!
(bang, bang, bang, bang, ok! )
Shang: This is the end of the news broadcast. Please listen to the weather forecast!
(refers to the sound, "pop" the weather forecast music starts, and the background sounds "beep ~ beep ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Known as the underwater North Pole, the lowest temperature is-18 degrees < P > (Wang Yang hands and scatters snowflakes) < P > Shang: Dear comrades, have you heard that? Our submarine has two sharp heads, and the cabin temperature is unusual. It is all < P > in spring, summer, autumn and winter: the mountains and rivers of the motherland are in it!
Shang: Next, focus interview. Please listen to our captain's New Year message!
(voiceover: Dear Hai)
H: Huh?
(voice-over: I miss you)
Shang: Oh, my God, it's misplaced
(Everyone is arguing: hey, hey, just listen to this, just listen to this)
Shang: Don't be noisy, don't be noisy. Listen to which one? Do you know who this is?
He: Not the captain anyway.
Shang: Why not the captain? This is my family president, your sister-in-law
(Laughter)
Shang: Your sister-in-law recorded this for me to listen to during the New Year, so I haven't listened yet, so you should listen? That thing is not suitable for children.
Close: What is not suitable for children?
Shang: Look ...
Yang: Split the team leader ...
Close: Quick, quick, quick
Shang: Oh, dear ...
Close: Quick, quick, quick
Yang: Ah, split the team leader. There are no strangers on the boat, they are all brothers. Just listen
(Everyone cheers)
Shang: Shh ...
(Voice-over: Dear Hai, how are you? )
close: ok!
(voiceover: do you miss me? )
close: think!
(voiceover: bam! Hey, hey, hey, hey, this is me kissing you. Do you hear me? )
Wang: Listen ...
Yang: Experience
(Dear Hai, our daughter can talk, listen ... girl voice: daddy, daddy)
Jin: Team leader, Say yes quickly.
Close: Say yes quickly.
(voiceover: dad ...)
Shang: alas ...
(voiceover: dad ...)
Close: alas ...
(voiceover: dad ...)
Close:.
Jin: Dear, I am at the bottom of the sea. I love you the most. Please marry me in 29!
yang: grandma and grandpa, you always ask me if my food is good. Hey hey! In fact, I ate the most precious thing in the world on the submarine, that is, bitterness < P > Yang and Wang: Bitter is sweet!
fan: dad, mom! I am a good soldier in the army. I didn't disgrace you. I am still good at going home to get rich and building our new countryside!
Hu: Brother! We must be strong and self-reliant, and have a good first Spring Festival in the rebuilt home. Happy New Year!
happy new year!
Shang: Friend, don't ask me where I am, and I can't tell you if I ask. You said, you can't see my flag and track, and I salute you in the depths of the blue ocean! We submarine soldiers don't say "Happy New Year" when they pay a New Year call, but we also say three words
: Please rest assured! ! !
Shang: Level 1 deployment!
combination: first-level deployment!
Shang: the depth is 26!
close: depth 26!
Shang: heading 18!
close: heading 18!
Shang: Take your positions!
H: Take your positions!
Shang: full speed ahead!
close: full speed ahead!