Child naming and romantic relationships

1. Last night, taking the last bus home, two young people were standing next to a pillar by the door, making love to each other. "Do you love me?" the woman asked. "I love you, I love you so much that I have two sausages and two bottles of red wine," the man replied. "What do you mean?" "I just love you forever (changchangjiujiu)." "Then do you love me?" This time it was the man's turn to ask. "Of course, I love you enough to hang an alarm clock in the bathroom..." The girl paused. "What?" the boy asked. "It means love that has a beginning and an end."

2. Xiao Zhang's wife Xiao Yang is pregnant. One day, Xiao Yang talked with her husband about naming their child. Xiao Yang: "Have you decided what to name our child?" Xiao Zhang: "I'm thinking about it, but I haven't decided yet." Xiao Yang: "No matter what name you choose, you have to give it my last name." Come on, don't think that you are the only son in your family. I am the only one in our family." Xiao Zhang: "What's his name? It's not good, we don't have anything to show off. It's Zhang Weiyang. , how about it?" Xiao Yang: "You still want to climb on top of me and show off your power?" Xiao Zhang: "What about Zhang Xiongyang?" Xiao Yang: "What, Xiong Yang? ! Tell you, if you are so angry with me, I will not give birth to this child." Xiao Zhang: "No, how about calling me Zhang Jingyang?"

3 , My boyfriend is a football player. One day I asked him: "What are you on the court?" He replied: "When I pursue you, I am a forward, when I deal with you, I am a center, and when you wait for you to take the bait, I am a defender. , I’m the keeper when you want to quarrel with me.”